Fleet
12-03-2006, 01:33 AM
(Hallowed-related). I found this on a Halloween message board... pretty funny:
Your neighbors know it's Nov. 1st when...
- There is candy strewn all over the street, left by trick-or-treaters who ran from your house screaming.
- You get your anti-depressant medication refilled for a year.
- When they find you laying on your front lawn amid dropped candy and your props sobbing uncontrollably.
- When you keep looking up at the sky and screaming, "Why, God, why? I can't make it another 364 days!"
- When you're not at home, but in a tent setup in the parking lot of a Halloween store.
- When they hear whirring, banging and rattling sounds coming from my garage as I work on next year's props!"
Your neighbors know it's Nov. 1st when...
- There is candy strewn all over the street, left by trick-or-treaters who ran from your house screaming.
- You get your anti-depressant medication refilled for a year.
- When they find you laying on your front lawn amid dropped candy and your props sobbing uncontrollably.
- When you keep looking up at the sky and screaming, "Why, God, why? I can't make it another 364 days!"
- When you're not at home, but in a tent setup in the parking lot of a Halloween store.
- When they hear whirring, banging and rattling sounds coming from my garage as I work on next year's props!"