I've seen these years ago so I'm sure they're not verbatim.


Jo: He followed me around all night. The only way I could make him stop is to tell him I'd go out with him.

Blair: You mean he asked you out on a d-d-d-d

Tootie. DATE, Blair, they call it a DATE.

Jo: Yea, there's some wingding tomorrow night.

Natalie: Could that be YOUR wingding, Blair?

Blair: I don't go to "wingdings", I go to cottilions.

Jo: Well if that's a dance at the country club, then your cottilion and my wingding are the same thing.

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Jo: I was thinking about doing something different with my hair.

Blair: You mean like washing it?

Jo: No. I thought I'd go for the same brainless look that you have.

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lol, those are funny :lol:. Anyway here's some more

Jo:My dad once told there are two kinds of people in this world, the ones who get shoved, and the ones who do the shoving, Jo you do the shoving.
Blair: Words to live by
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Tootie: ooooh, there's gonna be troooooubbbblllle!!!!!!!!!
Natalie: Make that a doooooubbbbllllle!!!!!!!!!
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Jo:Your so dumb you couldn't spell I.Q. (Blair enters and Jo walks up to her)
And you so spoiled, if you were milk, the date on the carton would be B.C.
Blair:Turn Blue
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Blair:Jo's name is really.......Joanna Marie, ha
Jo: Ya, my dad calls me that sometimes
Blair: Isn't that a hoot
Jo: but no one else
Blair: I prefere Jo myself
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All I can think of for now, get back 2 ya l8er, bya.

Here are a few of my favorites....


"Pretty soon we're all going to be getting married and leaving the house. And Pippa and Jo can have it all to themselves."
-Blair "Up From Down Under"
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"Oh, by the way, Oliver, I've thought it over and you can't see other women"
-Beverly Ann

"Well, it was fun while it lasted."
-Professor Thompson "Cupid's Revenge"
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"Who wants to be a skinny pencil?" "I'd rather be a happy magic marker."
-Natalie "Dieting"
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"There are certain things you've gotta see with your own eyes to believe."
-Jo "New York, New York"
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"How would you like me to fix it so you could breath through your ears?"
-Cindy "Rough Housing"
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"Cindy's great. The best athlete in school. At least that will keep it from being a total flesh parade."
-Molly "Rough Housing"
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"But if I'm not perfect? And that's a big if."
-Blair "Magnificent Obsession"
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and last but cetainly not least.....

"Tootie. I like saying Tootie."
-Rod Serling "Seven Little Indians"

here are mine...

Mrs. G: Jo, only twice in my life have i spoken in an arbitrary manner, once at my husband for not paying the booky, and now... GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!
-Next Door

Jo: Cool it Nat! Nice girls don't throw trees!!!
-Green Eyed Monster

Tootie: So you know which guys have the hots for you?
Blair: They all do dear! I just know which guys will act on it!
-Rumor Has It

Blair: Fine... be a credit card virgin forever!
-Post X-mas Card

These are my favs:

Blair: I'm in a house without mirrors.
Mrs. Garrett: Don't worry Blair you can see yourself in the dishes.

Mrs. Garrett: This is not a school for spoiled rich girls. (Everyone turns around)
Blair: Why is everyone looking at me?

Mrs. Garrett: - "Would you girls care for a bowl of Meow Mix?"

Nat: A flash back within a flash back... I'm so brilliant it scares me.

Blair: Another brilliant idea just popped into my head.
Jo: Oh, don't scare it. It's a lonely place in there.

Jo: Oh no Tootie, I hate teaching people how to drive... They're always nervous, they make stupied mistakes, and they cry when you slap them.

Nat: "Goodbye Natalie, Hello hot lips!"

Jo: So, things change. You're born, you move on, you die. That's life."

THEY JUST AIRED "TOOTIE DRIVES" ON ME-TV TODAY. YEA. I LOVE THAT QUOTE YOU HAVE FROM JO ABOUT HER SLAPPING PEOPLE. IT REMINDS ME OF HER LINE AS THEIR TEETERING OFF THE CLIFF. I THINK TOOTIE ASKS JO WHAT SHE DOES WHEN SHE'S NERVOUS, AND SHE SAYS, "SLAP PEOPLE".

IS THAT QUOTE RIGHT? AND, ISN'T THERE ANOTHER "SLAP PEOPLE" REFERENCE BY JO?

BOY, SHE SURE LIKED TO SLAP PEOPLE BACK IN THE DAY:lol: BUT POOR BLAIR. SHE GOT THE FULL "I LIKE TO PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE IF THEY QUESTION GOD":boxing: BEATDOWN.

*OK, I JUST WATCHED THE CLIP FROM OUT OF PEEKSKILL*
JO: "OK. WE JUST HAVE TO HOLD ON AND WAIT FOR HELP."
TOOTIE: "CAN WE SING?"
JO: "SING?"
TOOTIE: "THAT'S WHAT I DO WHEN I'M SCARED. WHAT DO YOU DO?"
JO: "SLAP PEOPLE" :lol:

THEY JUST AIRED "TOOTIE DRIVES" ON ME-TV TODAY. YEA. I LOVE THAT QUOTE YOU HAVE FROM JO ABOUT HER SLAPPING PEOPLE. IT REMINDS ME OF HER LINE AS THEIR TEETERING OFF THE CLIFF. I THINK TOOTIE ASKS JO WHAT SHE DOES WHEN SHE'S NERVOUS, AND SHE SAYS, "SLAP PEOPLE".

IS THAT QUOTE RIGHT? AND, ISN'T THERE ANOTHER "SLAP PEOPLE" REFERNCE BY JO?

BOY, SHE SURE LIKED TO SLAP PEOPLE BACK IN THE DAY:lol: BUT POOR BLAIR. SHE GOT THE FULL "I LIKE TO PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE IF THEY QUESTION GOD":boxing: BEATDOWN.


"Tootie Drives" was really funny. :lol: A great episode. :) The only thing I didn't like about the episode was some of the songs they played. Except for this very minor thing, I loved it. :D

Another one of my all time favorites!!!!

Blair: (reading from a book) She flushed hottly, at that moment, he kissed her (snickers laughing)
Nat: Great Blair! You've gone from food to sex and i can't have either!
-Take My Finals, Please

YOU KNOW, I COULD NEVER LIST ALL MY FAVORITE QUOTES. I'D HAVE TO GO EP BY EP. HOWEVER, I STILL INTEND TO CHECK BACK ON MY TRIVIA THREAD. NOT ALL MY FAV'S ARE FUNNY. SOME POINGNANT ONES, TOO.

WHAT I WOULD LOVE TO DO IS TO HAVE A THREAD OF VIDEO CLIPS OF ALL OUR FAV'S. IF WE GET, OH, EXCUSE ME...WHEN WE GET ALL 9 SEASONS, I INTEND TO START THAT THREAD. UNLESS OF COURSE, SOMEONE WANTS TO START ONE MEANWHILE AND DOWNLOAD SOME OF THEIRS, AS WELL AS THOSE MENTIONED ON HERE, IF THEY CAN.

I THINK FACTS HAS SOME OF THE BEST QUOTES OF ALL TIME. IT'S NOT ONLY THAT THE LINES ARE FUNNY, BUT I THINK IT WAS THE GIRLS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, BODY LANGUAGE AND THE WAY THEY DELIVERED THE LINES THAT MAKES THEM SO GREAT AND MEMORABLE.

I MEAN I STILL LAUGH OUT HYSTERICALLY LOUD:rofl: IN FACT, ONE OF MY ROOMMATES TODAY SAID THAT HE THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT THAT I COULD LAUGH SO PURELY, SO DEEP, AND THAT HE WISHED HE COULD, BECAUSE IT'S SO HEALTHY FOR YOU:D

SO THERE YA HAVE IT, FACTS OF LIFE ALSO SAVES LIVES! NOW AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH;)