What is it and why?

"I like my beer cold, my tv loud and my homosexuals fllllllllaming!" - Homer

I have no idea why, I just think it's funny. Heehee.

Hey Hey! Kids! - Crusty the Clown

There are so many quotes on simpsons i just cant tell you em all

ralph walking lisa home"so do you like STUFF"

there are 3 that I love:
" You're mother has a career now , she's a slot jockey"

" No , there's only one monster and he has enslaved you're mother and I call him gamblor and it's time to snatch her from his neon claws!"

Lisa: I had a bad dream!
Homer: Don't worry , just tell Daddy all about it.
Lisa: Well I had this dream that the boogie man was after me and he ...
Homer: AHHH! BOOGIE MAN!! You nail the windows shut and I'll get the shotgun!

There isn't really a reson why I love these quotes , I just do.

Eat My Shorts - Bart

For the life of me I cannot remember what episode this came from, but I love this quote:

Bart (I think): Dad, your half-ass underparenting was a lot better than your half-ass overparenting.

Homer: But I was using my whole ass.

Cracks me up every time!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

This episode was on a few years ago...remember when Homer found out he had a long-lost half brother (Danny Devito supplied the voice of his half-bro)...turns out Homer's father had an affair and fathered another child...and while Homer and the family are driving the car to the city where the half-bro lives (they don't know the address, just the city - they got THAT info from the adoption agency)and the resulting dialogue goes something like this:

Bart (sitting in back seat of car): So, any idea where this bastard lives?

Homer: BART!!

Bart: Well, his parents aren't married, are they? It IS a correct word, isn't it?

Homer: (to Marge) Well, I guess he's got us there

Marge: (Growls)

Incredible writing!! Still cracks me up.

When they move to the boat a.k.a.
"The Tompsons" episode.
Homer(in a screaming rage): "Bart, you want a brownie before you go to bed!!!
Bart: (Screams really loud, can't really write it)
Bart: "Dad im a little jumpy so do you mind not coming into my room like that?"
Homer: "Oh, sorry boy."
---After a couple of secs---
Homer(in a screaming rage): "Bart you wanna see my new chain saw and hockey mask!!!"
Bart: (Screams really loud again)
Homer: "Oh yeah, the killer thing!"

That episode always cracks me up!!!!

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Eric Matthews

in the episode where homer becomes a food critic
Lisa: 498 words two more words dad
Homer how about screw Flanders
Lisa How about bon appiteit
i always crack up at that

1) Marge is selling the Flanders the "murder house"...and you hear screaming. Marge gasps and looks, and you see Ned Flanders screaming, "Aaaaaaa, purple drapes, I've always wanted purple drapes, Aaaaaaah!!"

2) "Good-bye dental plan!!" "Lisa needs braces...dental plan!...Lisa needs braces...dental plan"...(in Homer's mind) "If we lose our dental plan, I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!" - Homer

3) "Sir, how would you like to get higher than you've ever been before?"
"Be an astronaut, sure!" - Barney

4) "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
- Ralph

“Television, Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover” - Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson: Thirteen bucks? I can't get anything for thirteen bucks!

Ralph Wiggum: "Why do people run from me?"

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