View Full Version : Things you should say only on Thanksgiving


Brent88
11-23-2006, 02:07 AM
:brent

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

:rofl: :rotflmao: :lol: :eek: :p

Karen*
11-23-2006, 05:26 AM
:lol: WOW.

Ohio8
11-23-2006, 01:30 PM
These are really good!!!:lol: :lol:

James"Thunder"Early
11-23-2006, 01:32 PM
Those are hilarious!

Hollow
11-23-2006, 06:21 PM
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

it would take an unacceptably filthy mind to interpret those sexually in the context that you're not supposed to.

MsOrange
11-23-2006, 08:14 PM
:lol: well, i think it's funny.

FOLrocks1
11-23-2006, 09:37 PM
These are great. Too bad the day's almost over and I won't be able to use them. Ah well, there's always next year.

Chocoholic
11-24-2006, 10:41 AM
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

it would take an unacceptably filthy mind to interpret those sexually in the context that you're not supposed to.

I think all of them come from someone with a dirty mind. Still funny as Hell though! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dude111
11-28-2024, 11:39 AM
it would take an unacceptably filthy mind to interpret those sexually in the context that you're not supposed to.Hehe I would be afraid to say them!!

Bonniegirl
11-28-2024, 06:50 PM
:lol::D:lol::D:lol::D