The Great One
11-18-2006, 10:13 AM
What are some of your favorite lines from the "Classic 39?"
For me it would be:
From "Funny Money":
Norton: "Oh Ralph, it's me, Norton. Want me to put the car in the garage?"
Ralph: "Just fill it with gas and point it toward Mexico."
From "A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
The part where Ralph discovers his shirt's been burned where it says
"Hurricanes" and he asks Norton if that's his idea of a joke.
Norton: "No, that's my idea of a burn".
From "Brother Ralph":
The part where Alice reminds Ralph that his $62.00 a week salary doesn't go very far and Ralph tells her to keep her voice down because he doesn't want his salary to "leak out".
Alice: "Your salary couldn't drip out."
From "The Man From Space":
Alice: "A twelve-year-old girl's knees are supposed to show."
Ralph: "Not any twelve-year-old girl that's married to me."
From "Ralph Kramden Inc.":
While Ralph is eating a peanut butter sandwich Norton asks if it's the crunchy kind.
Ralph: "Yes, it's the crunchy kind, and I can prove it to you. When this jar hits your head, you'll hear a crunch!"
From "A Dog's Life":
When Ralph asks Norton: "Did you ever see a picture of me when I weighed 165 pounds?"
Norton: "No, Ralph, I never did see any of your baby pictures."
From "Please Leave The Premises":
The part where Alice asks Ralph to arrange the silverware, because he has
"fingers" in his gloves.
Ralph: "How would you like some fingers in your nose?"
From "Alice And The Blonde":
At the end of the episode where Alice says: "I call you 'killer' because you slay me."
Ralph: "And I'm callin' Bellevue 'cause you're nuts!"
For me it would be:
From "Funny Money":
Norton: "Oh Ralph, it's me, Norton. Want me to put the car in the garage?"
Ralph: "Just fill it with gas and point it toward Mexico."
From "A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
The part where Ralph discovers his shirt's been burned where it says
"Hurricanes" and he asks Norton if that's his idea of a joke.
Norton: "No, that's my idea of a burn".
From "Brother Ralph":
The part where Alice reminds Ralph that his $62.00 a week salary doesn't go very far and Ralph tells her to keep her voice down because he doesn't want his salary to "leak out".
Alice: "Your salary couldn't drip out."
From "The Man From Space":
Alice: "A twelve-year-old girl's knees are supposed to show."
Ralph: "Not any twelve-year-old girl that's married to me."
From "Ralph Kramden Inc.":
While Ralph is eating a peanut butter sandwich Norton asks if it's the crunchy kind.
Ralph: "Yes, it's the crunchy kind, and I can prove it to you. When this jar hits your head, you'll hear a crunch!"
From "A Dog's Life":
When Ralph asks Norton: "Did you ever see a picture of me when I weighed 165 pounds?"
Norton: "No, Ralph, I never did see any of your baby pictures."
From "Please Leave The Premises":
The part where Alice asks Ralph to arrange the silverware, because he has
"fingers" in his gloves.
Ralph: "How would you like some fingers in your nose?"
From "Alice And The Blonde":
At the end of the episode where Alice says: "I call you 'killer' because you slay me."
Ralph: "And I'm callin' Bellevue 'cause you're nuts!"