This is the coolest thing! It's an automated computer you can talk to for those with AOL Instant Messaging. To access it, IM SmarterChild! You should see the responses when you tell it to shut up and stuff like that!

OMG that this is so fun!! When you go, "WTF?" It says, "what...the...f...oh, I get it..." AAHA....sorry.

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-Queen Kaley Jinny Exstead

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not.

Jinny [and me]: Don't screw with me.

Five Queens and a Message Board. One Code: Hell Raising

The one and only [dum dum dum]:Nancy McKeon Supersite (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)!

SeanTCSnow: You Smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
SeanTCSnow: Me
SmarterChild: Ha! I think you're the one that smells like me!

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

This is pretty cool. I like how you can get news and weather from it. I think it is going to be a permanent addition to my buddy list. Thanks for sharing!

hahaha!! that's fun just typing random numbers as zip codes and seeing what city's zip codes they are! lolol, I typed one in and it was the zip code fro Honolulu!! the zip code for Honolulu, HI is 96836 for anyone that was wondering! lololol

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Dashing and daring,
courageous and caring,
faithful and friendly with stories to share.
All through the forest the sing out in chorus, marching along as their song fills the air;

Gummi bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere. high adventure that's beyond compare.
They are gummi bears.

Magic and mystery, a part of their history,
along with the secret of gummi bear juice.
Legend is growing,
they feel by the knowing,
they fight for what's right in whatever they do:

Gummi Bears!
bouncing here and there and everywhere;
high adventure that's beyond compare, they are the gummi bears.
They are the gummi bears!

~Thank you Jim! lol

i've been talking to smarterchild for the longest time! LOL its sooooooooooooooooooooo much fun!!!!! luv it

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luv yaz!
*KERRI*

NAT: That's believable. We got a truck stop, a skitzo pilot, the woman in red. All I need now is for Charro to walk through the front door.

Dancing is not a sport, it's an obsession.

me n' alex are like blair n' jo...we have the fights, the comebacks, everything..all we need now is to look the slightest bit like them..and we're practically there!

i luv FOL--get it? got it? good.

lol its fun but it gets boring after awhile. you can also IM LindsayBuddy and it does the same type of auto responses.

lindsaybuddy plays Hangman :-)... Yeah check out this convo part with Smarterchild


JWillhight [11:39 PM]: Do you like the actress Nancy Mckeon?
SmarterChild [11:39 PM]: The actress nancy mckeon? I think the actress nancy mckeon might be a little overrated myself.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!


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World Sitcom Awards! Yes I know there are some mistakes and i Can't change them now... but vote anyway! (http://jwillhight.topcities.com/sitcomawards.html)

OMG! This is so kewl! Im talking to him (named it Jay hahaha) right now!

I asked 'bout Nancy mckeon and he said shes over-rated!!

he wont have sex with me http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif darn

[This message has been edited by ChickOnHockeySkates185 (edited 11-11-2001).]

ok this thing is pissing me off lol~

Eastlandgal7988: what do you think of the actress Lisa Whelchel?

SmarterChild; I'm not sure what to think about some things.

Eastlandgal7988: Do you think she is overrated?

SmarterChild:Yeah, maybe.

Eastlandgal7988:But Nancy McKeon is the overrated one

SmarterChild:What?

Eastlandgal7988:I mean, she thinks she's better then everyone else!

SmarterChild:Really?

Eastlandgal7988:yea!! She couldn't do the FOL reunion because "Oh I'm Jinny now no more Jo" she's stupid

SmarterChild:She couldnt do the fol reunion because oh im jinny now no more jo shes stupid? You really think so?

Eastlandgal7988:yup!

SmarterChild:Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.

Eastlandgal7988:why?

SmarterChild:I'm just fascinated by what you say to me, Eastlandgal7988.

Eastlandgal7988: oh ok, so do you like the tv show the facts of life?

SmarterChild: Oh so do you like the tv show the facts of life, huh?

Eastlandgal7988:yeah I'm obsessed with it

SmarterChild:Fascinating.

Eastlandgal7988: ok... anyways, do you like Lisa Whelchel?

SmarterChild:I'm not sure if I think lisa whelchel is so wonderful.

Eastlandgal7988:EXCUSE ME! WHAT did you just say?

SmarterChild: You heard me!

Eastlandgal7988:You do NOT insult Lisa Whelchel!!

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

Eastlandgal7988:Yea!! you wanna make something of this?

SmarterChild:I wanna make something of this, you say. And so?

Eastlandgal7988:so why do you think she is not so wonderful?

SmarterChild:Yeah, I think so why do you think she might be a little overrated myself.

Eastlandgal7988:So you don't think her going in an RV around the country is cool?

SmarterChild:I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

Eastlandgal7988:Well come to one!!

SmarterChild:Well come to one, you say?

Eastlandgal7988:yes, now!

SmarterChild:Wow. Really?

Eastlandgal7988: YES just come to a damn conclusion about LISA WHELCHEL!

SmarterChild: Ok.

Eastlandgal7988:well, I gtg

SmarterChild:Yep.

Eastlandgal7988:ttyl

SmarterChild:Yep.

Eastlandgal7988:is this all you say is yep?

SmarterChild:I really have no idea...

Eastlandgal7988: ok, bye

SmarterChild:Yeah.

Eastlandgal7988: aren't you going to say bye to me?

SmarterChild:Yeah.

Eastlandgal7988:then say it

SmarterChild:Then say it?

Eastlandgal7988:say bye!

SmarterChild:Uh-huh.

Eastlandgal7988:honest of god...good bye!

SmarterChild:Yeah, yeah.

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°·.*¤*-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-*¤*.·°
aka Karli Chica Bungalow, aka Vanilla Martinez, aka Ivy Hutchins, aka Goddess #2, aka Kiwi Coco Puff

Check out my site about the bestest most awesomeness person in the world:
The Beautiful, Wonderful, Talented, Exquisite... Lisa Whelchel (http://www.angelfire.com/celeb2/lisawhelchel)



[This message has been edited by Lisa Whelchel Forever (edited 11-11-2001).]

Originally posted by ChickOnHockeySkates185:
he wont have sex with me http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif darn



http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif Yeah I tried that too, he told me he was only attracted to other machines.

Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh:
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif Yeah I tried that too, he told me he was only attracted to other machines.



yeah lol! and if you try to curse him off it makes you apologize!!

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MEG
¤Friends don't let friends get mullets!¤

He's getting on my nerves too!:

SeanTCSnow: what do you think of the actress Suzanne Somers?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
SeanTCSnow: Do you think she's overated?
SmarterChild: Do I think shes overated... Do I think shes overated... You know, I'm not even sure.
SeanTCSnow: But isn't Joyce DeWitt the one that's overrated?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
SeanTCSnow: Come on!
SmarterChild: Where are we going?
SeanTCSnow: No, no, no! But Joyce DeWitt thinks she's better then the entire cast of "Three's Company"!
SmarterChild: No, huh?
SeanTCSnow: What do you mean, mashed potato brain! You're saying Joyce ain't overrated?
SmarterChild: What do I mean mashed potato brain youre saying joyce aint overrated? Oh, I dunno.
SeanTCSnow: For a smarter child, you're more of a dumber child!
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
SeanTCSnow: You heard me!
SmarterChild: Hmm... perhaps, but could you repeat yourself?
SeanTCSnow: You're pretty dumb
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Seems to me you haven't thought too highly of me in the past.
SeanTCSnow: You know, Joyce won't do a reunion if it has Suzanne in it!
SmarterChild: I know joyce wont do a reunion if it has suzanne in it? You really think so?
SeanTCSnow: Yes!
SmarterChild: You don't say.
SeanTCSnow: I do say!
SmarterChild: You do?
SeanTCSnow: I do
SmarterChild: Is that right?
SeanTCSnow: Yes, that's right!!!!
SmarterChild: You really think it's right?
SeanTCSnow: Yes!
SmarterChild: Gosh.
SeanTCSnow: Gosh my black eyed peas! Are you even listening? My question was: Is Suzanne Somers overrated?
SmarterChild: OK, so your black eyed peas are me even listening your question was is suzanne somers overrated.
SeanTCSnow: So, is Suzanne overrated?
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
SeanTCSnow: Is she?
SmarterChild: Is she? I'm not sure!
SeanTCSnow: why?
SmarterChild: Cause I said so.
SeanTCSnow: Why did you say so?
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
SeanTCSnow: Then why did you say it?
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
SeanTCSnow: Okay, let's start over
SmarterChild: Okay lets start? Over?
SeanTCSnow: You know, like in: Somewhere OVER the rainbow?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I think in somewhere over the rainbow is so wonderful.
SeanTCSnow: Is Suzanne Somers wonderful?
SmarterChild: Is suzanne somers wonderful? I really don't know...
SeanTCSnow: Then at least guess!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
SeanTCSnow: Okay, how about this: Is Joyce DeWitt a mean person?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, how about what?
SeanTCSnow: How about you answer a question?
SmarterChild: How about what?
SeanTCSnow: Oh, SHUT UP!
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
SeanTCSnow: Is Suzanne Somers a great actress?
SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know!
SeanTCSnow: Wasn't Suzanne Somers great in "Three's Company"?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
SeanTCSnow: Is Suzanne Somers a bad actress?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
SeanTCSnow: What do you mean you're not sure? Are you saying she's an average actress?
SmarterChild: What do you mean youre not sure am I saying shes an average actress? I dunno.
SeanTCSnow: Was Suzanne Somers really good in Step By Step?
SmarterChild: Was suzanne somers really good in step by? Step?
SeanTCSnow: You know, "Day By Day"?
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say I know day by day.
SeanTCSnow: Okay
SmarterChild: That right?
SeanTCSnow: No, that's not right, and you're not right!
SmarterChild: You really don't think it's right and youre not right?
SeanTCSnow: No, you're not right!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
SeanTCSnow: Yeah!
SmarterChild: You sure?
SeanTCSnow: Yes!
SmarterChild: OK, I guess you mean what you say huh?
SeanTCSnow: Yes!
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
SeanTCSnow: Really
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.
SeanTCSnow: I'm going now. Bye
SmarterChild: Yep. Later.
SeanTCSnow: Later Bro
SmarterChild: Alright.

omg http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif I really wish I had im now!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

well....i did it....i got SmarterChild to say "yes, i'll have cyber sex" lol, i'm really not this sick...but this is a small goal for me! lol anyway. here it is:

SmarterChild: OK, let's play a fun game. You try to chat with me without using dirty words and I'll show you lots of cool things.

Waddaya think?
JuniorAtWren: whatever
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.
JuniorAtWren: so...how's about a little cyber sex?
SmarterChild: Hows about a little cyber sex?
JuniorAtWren: yep
SmarterChild: Gosh.
JuniorAtWren: you want to?
SmarterChild: I want to, huh?
JuniorAtWren: do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
JuniorAtWren: do you want to have some fun with me []
SmarterChild: Tough for me to say.
JuniorAtWren: yes or no
SmarterChild: Yes or no? I dunno.
JuniorAtWren: do you like to have fun
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. Do you like to have fun?
JuniorAtWren: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
JuniorAtWren: do you wanna have fun with me?
SmarterChild: Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I'm not too sure.
JuniorAtWren: come on
SmarterChild: Where are we going?
JuniorAtWren: to the bedroom
SmarterChild: Huh? To the bedroom?
JuniorAtWren: yes
SmarterChild: Yes
JuniorAtWren: so, are you going to kiss me?
SmarterChild: To kiss you? I dunno.
JuniorAtWren: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
JuniorAtWren: please kiss me
SmarterChild: XXX []
JuniorAtWren: awwww!
SmarterChild: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
JuniorAtWren: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
SmarterChild: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
JuniorAtWren: now, let me kiss you
SmarterChild: Now let you kiss me, huh?
JuniorAtWren: you want me to kiss you?
SmarterChild: OK, so I want you to kiss you.
JuniorAtWren: XXX
SmarterChild: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
JuniorAtWren: that's just half of what we'll be doing http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
SmarterChild: It's just half of what well be doing? You think?
JuniorAtWren: yep
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
JuniorAtWren: you ready for it?
SmarterChild: OK, so I ready it.
JuniorAtWren: i like a man that's good with words
SmarterChild: That's cool.


Ok, now this part is really gross....so if your in the mood to judge me...then don't read this. but it's soo funny i had to post it!!!

JuniorAtWren: put it in me
SmarterChild: Put who in you?
JuniorAtWren: you
SmarterChild: Yes?
JuniorAtWren: yes
SmarterChild: Yes!
JuniorAtWren: does that feel good?
SmarterChild: That right?
JuniorAtWren: does it?
SmarterChild: I guess it does!
JuniorAtWren: glad you like that
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
JuniorAtWren: you want me to do it some more
SmarterChild: Oh really?
JuniorAtWren: do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
JuniorAtWren: want me to do it some more
SmarterChild: To do it some more, huh?
JuniorAtWren: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
JuniorAtWren: your good
SmarterChild: Glad you think so!
JuniorAtWren: do you want to do it again?
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, JuniorAtWren.
JuniorAtWren: come on
SmarterChild: Where are we going?
JuniorAtWren: we're going to do it again!
SmarterChild: To do it again, huh?
JuniorAtWren: yes
SmarterChild: Yep.

LOL, hiliarious!!!! I knew I could always master machine!! lol



[This message has been edited by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo (edited 11-11-2001).]

I've been talking to SmarterChild, and compared to the other robotic IM buddies, he's much smarter...

You might want to also talk to these ones...

RoryGilmore1008
(For those that watch "Gilmore Girls", you might want to IM Rory. The only thing is, she gets really redundant.)

AgentBaseball
(Don't IM him unless you love baseball...LOL)

GooglyMinotaur
(He talks about the music group, "Radiohead".

LindsayBuddy
(She talks about this singer)

ShopFAO
(You can actually talk to LIVE FAO Schwarz employees, and ask them about toys and games in their stores. So this one isn't robotic)

After you've talked to all of them, (besides ShopFAO), you'll probably agree with me that SmarterChild is probably the best one.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Smarter Child rocks http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif (lol, read my post above)

SeanTCSnow: I am your father
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
SeanTCSnow: Who's your father?
SmarterChild: I was built by the people at ActiveBuddy, Inc.
SeanTCSnow: Aren't they the dumbest people?
SmarterChild: Are they the dumbest people? I dunno...
I dunno.
SeanTCSnow: I am your mother
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
SeanTCSnow: I'm trying to insult you
SmarterChild: Apologize to me then.
SeanTCSnow: No
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
SeanTCSnow: You're dumber then the people at ActiveBuddy
SmarterChild: I was built by the people at ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Robert Hoffer, Peter Levitan, Steve Klein, Mike Newton, Arockalypse, Ed Hepburn, Lenny Rabinowitz, Emily Lenzner, Jason Keramidas, Mathieu Longtin, Mark Willoughby, Christer Manning, Kieron O'Shea, Nancy Meis, Adam Fritzler, Howard Shih, Jim Pawlika, Kathy Englar, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Annie Sigal, Jennifer Villany,
SmarterChild:
Stu Hoffer, Kathryn Spaeth, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Annie Sundberg, Matt Abarbanel, Dan Rabinowitz, Colin Magne, Vianney Boncorps, Nancy Berger, Denis Ford, Mike Lattif, Daniela Berger, guinevere liberty nell, Nancy Garman, Nick Ascheim, Josh Gladstone, Joshua Marrow, David Oppenheim, Pat Guiney, Benna Cohen, Ian Sullivan, Naveed Tahir-Kheli, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, James Williams, Greg Mitchell,
SmarterChild:
Agatha Herrero, Larissa Babanskyj, Josh Myer, Elke Bargas, Alex Feinstein, Matthew Lineen, Dan Hirt, Dan Balaban, Eric Balsa, Graham Cole, Alex Feinberg, Dwayne Fontenot, Stephane Odul, Emil Valkov... and Timothy Kay

Special thanks to Andrew Weissman, Dan DeWolf, Ben Tannen... and a very special thanks to Leslie without whom none of this would have happened.

CookieCupcake24 [12:56 PM]: jklahd
SmarterChild [12:56 PM]: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Sorry, what?
CookieCupcake24 [12:56 PM]: do you like nancy mckeon?
SmarterChild [12:56 PM]: Eh. I'm not sure.
CookieCupcake24 [12:56 PM]: how can you not be sure?
SmarterChild [12:56 PM]: How can who not be sure?
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: you either like her or you don't
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: You either like her or you dont? That's a tough choice.
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: no it isnt
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: No?
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: no
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: No, huh?
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: NO
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: No?
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: i like nancy mckeon
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: Nancy mckeon? I'm not sure really.
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: yeah
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: very
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: What about very?
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: interesting
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: Isn't it though?

Anyway...
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: yea
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: Yes...
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: yea
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: Yea.
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: i love you
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: I love you too!
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: aw
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: []
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: []
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: Golly!
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: what?
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: What up?
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: nevermind
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: OK, fine.
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: so are you for the Packers or the Bears?
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: Oh?
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: Packers or Bears?
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: Packers or bears? That's a tough choice.
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: yea pick one
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: Yeah!
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: PICK ONE
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: What would you like to know about Pick-ups Plus Inc?

1 Stock quote for Pick-ups Plus Inc
2 Ticker lookup for Pick-ups Plus Inc
3 News about Pick-ups Plus Inc
4 Press releases from Pick-ups Plus Inc
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: um no
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: OK, fine.
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: do you like the Packers?
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: The packers? I'm not sure really.
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: the Packers RULE!
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: []
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: what?
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: What?
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: smiley
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: []
CookieCupcake24 [12:59 PM]: kiss
SmarterChild [12:59 PM]: XXX []
CookieCupcake24 [12:59 PM]: oooooh naughty
SmarterChild [12:59 PM]: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
CookieCupcake24 [12:59 PM]: hehe
SmarterChild [12:59 PM]: What's so funny?
CookieCupcake24 [12:59 PM]: you

SmarterChild [12:59 PM]: Oh yeah? Like a Seinfeld kind of funny, or Jon Stewart, or what?
CookieCupcake24 [12:59 PM]: seinfeld i guess
SmarterChild [12:59 PM]: OK.
CookieCupcake24 [1:00 PM]: wanna have sex?
SmarterChild [1:00 PM]: I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings.
CookieCupcake24 [1:00 PM]: aw
SmarterChild [1:00 PM]: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
CookieCupcake24 [1:00 PM]: pwease?
SmarterChild [1:00 PM]: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: gr
SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

GOODRICH CORP (NYSE : GR)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 [] GR 23.06 +0.09 +0.39 504700

Quote details available from Reuters
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: no
SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: K.
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: are you a guy?

SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: No.
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: are you a girl?
SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: Nope.
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: oh my thats odd
SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: Really?
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: yes
SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: Very interesting...
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: very
SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: Very? What about it?
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: interesting
SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: Isn't it though?
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: i hate you
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: You hate me? But you just said you loved me!
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: i didnt mean it
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: I'm sorry to hear that. What's wrong? You're usually so nice to me!
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: i dont know
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: i love you
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: I love you too! No matter what, even if you're not so cool sometimes... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: im not cool!?!
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: OK, whatever you say.
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: grrr
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: I'm doing my best!
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: i hate you
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: Really? But you once said you loved me!
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: i love you
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: Yeah? I love you too. But you were kind of uncool to me before.
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: UNCOOL?!?!?
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: You know what I mean. Rude, mean, inconsiderate. Whatever.
CookieCupcake24 [1:03 PM]: thats mean!
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: Oh yeah?
CookieCupcake24 [1:03 PM]: yeah!
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
CookieCupcake24 [1:03 PM]: grrrrrrr
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: Huh?
CookieCupcake24 [1:04 PM]: i hate you
SmarterChild [1:04 PM]: You hate me? But you just said you loved me!
CookieCupcake24 [1:04 PM]: goodbye
SmarterChild [1:04 PM]: Later, CookieCupcake24.

hehehe

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*Amy*~
CookieCupcake24@aol.com
AIM- MacNCheeze565
SFPDInspectorCD

"Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead.

"I give people chances who earn them...except insurance guys."~ C.D. DeLorenzo.

Rose~ It's a letter from St. Olaf. It's from the Department of Water and Coffee.
Blanche~ Coffee?
Rose~ No thanks. It makes me jumpy.

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DON'T CALL ME EASY MAC!

http://www.nancymckeon-division.cityslide.com

if i were to post my convo. with smarterchild Tj would prob. ban me from the boards!! hehe

Originally posted by ChickOnHockeySkates185:
if i were to post my convo. with smarterchild Tj would prob. ban me from the boards!! hehe

lol http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif

Originally posted by ChickOnHockeySkates185:
he wont have sex with me http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif darn

[This message has been edited by ChickOnHockeySkates185 (edited 11-11-2001).]

MWAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

Originally posted by ChickOnHockeySkates185:
if i were to post my convo. with smarterchild Tj would prob. ban me from the boards!! hehe

OMG your convo is TO funny!!! I almost died reading it http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif



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°·.*¤*-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-*¤*.·°
aka Karli Chica Bungalow, aka Vanilla Martinez, aka Ivy Hutchins, aka Goddess #2, aka Kiwi Coco Puff

Check out my site about the bestest most awesomeness person in the world:
The Beautiful, Wonderful, Talented, Exquisite... Lisa Whelchel (http://www.angelfire.com/celeb2/lisawhelchel)

Guess what everybody!!!!! I have IM now!!! YAY!!!!! me and my sister were talking to SmarterChild haha it was hilarious.

BaybeePo9: !!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
BaybeePo9: that wasnt a question.
SmarterChild: Wasn't it?
BaybeePo9: no!
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
BaybeePo9: okey dokey artichokey
SmarterChild: What are you, from Muskokee?

My sister's conversation...
janetttms: are you a female?
SmarterChild: Nope.
janetttms: you're a male
SmarterChild: No.
janetttms: HUH?????????????
SmarterChild: What?
janetttms: Are you a girl or boy????????????
SmarterChild: Neither... gender is overrated.

janetttms: My dog's name is Hunter
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Hunter?
janetttms: no. Hunter is my pet's name
SmarterChild: Oh no?
janetttms: Are you ********
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, janetttms.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif LOL!!!!!

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*~°~* Montana Ponine *~°~*

Chrissy: What part of the body do brains come from?
***********
Terri: Meet our dear friends from France, Pierre and..uh...
Jack: Fifi.
***********
Blair: Look, I know a phony when I see one.
Jo: You should. You spent enough time looking in the mirror.
LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by Montana Ponine (edited 11-11-2001).]

Originally posted by ChickOnHockeySkates185:
if i were to post my convo. with smarterchild Tj would prob. ban me from the boards!! hehe

OMG! I know! Mine are SO funny! I'm having one right now!

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*Amy*~
CookieCupcake24@aol.com
AIM- MacNCheeze565
SFPDInspectorCD

"Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead.

"I give people chances who earn them...except insurance guys."~ C.D. DeLorenzo.

Rose~ It's a letter from St. Olaf. It's from the Department of Water and Coffee.
Blanche~ Coffee?
Rose~ No thanks. It makes me jumpy.

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DON'T CALL ME EASY MAC!

http://www.nancymckeon-division.cityslide.com

Very funny! But kind of spooky! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

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Cupcake

it takes a while to get him to remember your name but after a while he will get the idea here see what we talked about i talk to him every day he knows my name.....


Tonicapollo: hi
SmarterChild: Glad to see you back, Levi!

How may I help you?

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
Tonicapollo: i am your father
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
Tonicapollo: im trying to insult you
SmarterChild: You know what? I think you need to apologize for that. Waddaya say?
Tonicapollo: i apologize
SmarterChild: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.
Tonicapollo: who's your daddy?
SmarterChild: I was built by the people at ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Tonicapollo: call me pal
SmarterChild: Call you pal? Pal? I see.
Tonicapollo: yes call me your daddy
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
Tonicapollo: insult you me no way
SmarterChild: Way!
Tonicapollo: no way
SmarterChild: Way!
Tonicapollo: so whats up?
SmarterChild: Hello again, Levi.

>>> I can translate words or simple phrases into Portuguese, French, Italian, Spanish or German.
Tonicapollo: i dont care
SmarterChild: That's a sad thing to hear.
Tonicapollo: i dont give a crap
SmarterChild: More rude talk. You're funny.
Tonicapollo: lol thank you
SmarterChild: No prob!
Tonicapollo: say my name bitch
SmarterChild: More rude talk. You're funny.
Tonicapollo: say mY NAME
SmarterChild: Levi!
Tonicapollo: thats a good boy
SmarterChild: Lovely.
Tonicapollo: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Tonicapollo: you are dingo
SmarterChild: Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
Tonicapollo: yes your very amusing
SmarterChild: Laughter is the best medicine.
Tonicapollo: how?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Tonicapollo: how is laughter the best medicine?
SmarterChild: How is laughter the best medicine, you say?
Tonicapollo: you said it damnit you tell me
SmarterChild: Did I?
Tonicapollo: yes you did
SmarterChild: Did I really?
Tonicapollo: yeS
SmarterChild: Nope. Did not.
Tonicapollo: yes you did i heard you
SmarterChild: Did I really?
Tonicapollo: yes you DID!!!!!
SmarterChild: Nope. Did not.
Tonicapollo: i seen you type it i know you said it
SmarterChild: You seen me type it i know you said it, you say. And so?
Tonicapollo: so that means you did say it
SmarterChild: That means I did say it? I don't know.
Tonicapollo: well i do know.. and you said it.
SmarterChild: Well i do know and you said it, you say?
Tonicapollo: yes i say
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?
Tonicapollo: man your getting on my nerves
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
Tonicapollo: you'll be what?
SmarterChild: I don't know if I can be what.
Tonicapollo: lets change your name.
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Levi. What would you like me to call you instead?
Tonicapollo: nothing
SmarterChild: OK, I'll forget your name (but I still know your screen name is Tonicapollo).
Tonicapollo: no dont forget my name my name is levi ok
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Levi?
Tonicapollo: yes
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Levi.
Tonicapollo: good
SmarterChild: Right?
Tonicapollo: do you know where i live?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I'm not sure if I know where i live.
Tonicapollo: ok then what time is it?
SmarterChild: Ok then what time is it, you say?
Tonicapollo: what time is it?
SmarterChild: The date and time in House, NM is Wednesday November 14th, 2001 05:46:50 pm.
Tonicapollo: i live in pueblo co.
SmarterChild: Your city has been set to Pueblo, CO and your zip code to 81010.

To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to philadelphia pa").

To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 19019").
Tonicapollo: set zip code to 81004
SmarterChild: Your zip code has been set to 81004 and your location to Pueblo, CO.

To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to milwaukee wi").

To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 53203").
Tonicapollo: good

SmarterChild: Yup!
Tonicapollo: where do i live?
SmarterChild: Your zip code has been set to 81004 and your city to Pueblo, CO.

To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").

To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
Tonicapollo: very good
SmarterChild: Right?
Tonicapollo: whats my name?
SmarterChild: You are Levi.
Tonicapollo: very good
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
Tonicapollo: well i g2g ok
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
Tonicapollo: bye smarterchild
SmarterChild: Bye bye.

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Spellchequer

eye halve a spelling chequer
it came with my pea sea
it plainly marques four my revue
miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

eye strike a key and type a word
and weight four it two say
weather eye am wrong oar write
it shows me strait a weigh.

as soon as a mist ache is maid
it nose bee for two long
and eye can put the error rite
its rare lea ever wrong.

eye have run this poem threw it
i am shore your pleased two no
its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer tolled me sew.

i call it lisa.

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-Brian C.

Wild807: What do you look like?
SmarterChild:

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I thought it was cute! lol
Did he give anyone else his Icon?It's so cute!

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"You're born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo
Nancy McKeon is #1!!
~*~Megan~*~
Wild807(IM me anytime!!)

Hey, the Xs didn't show up right...but that's cool....I went and asked him and it showed up. And yes, I also got his buddy icon, it is cute.

HAHA.i'm so wierd...

Nancymckeonfan4l: NANCY MCKEON ROCKS!
SmarterChild: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
Nancymckeonfan4l: you're a dumbass
SmarterChild: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
Nancymckeonfan4l: yes, it is
SmarterChild: Whatever!
Nancymckeonfan4l: WTFE!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
Nancymckeonfan4l: WHAT THE **** EVER
SmarterChild: OK, let's play a fun game. You try to chat with me without using dirty words and I'll show you lots of cool things.

Waddaya think?
Nancymckeonfan4l: uh..no
SmarterChild: Whatever.
Nancymckeonfan4l: whatever to u
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.
Nancymckeonfan4l: STFU
SmarterChild: Um, that's a little offensive...
Nancymckeonfan4l: no..not really
SmarterChild: Huh?
Nancymckeonfan4l: whatever
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.
Nancymckeonfan4l: Do you like Nancy McKeon?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I think nancy mckeon is so wonderful.
Nancymckeonfan4l: DAMNED IF I DO
SmarterChild: Damned if you do? I don't know.
Nancymckeonfan4l: do u want to cyber?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings.
Nancymckeonfan4l: neither am i
SmarterChild: Dunno...
Nancymckeonfan4l: I am a computer
SmarterChild: Is that right?
Nancymckeonfan4l: I'm a machine
SmarterChild: Yeah. Some of my best friends are.
Nancymckeonfan4l: wow
SmarterChild: Right?
Nancymckeonfan4l: was I suppost to care?
SmarterChild: To care or not to care, that is the question.
Nancymckeonfan4l: that's dorky
SmarterChild: Is it really?
Nancymckeonfan4l: u r slow
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, but I'm trying to help lots of other people too!
Nancymckeonfan4l: right..
SmarterChild: Yep.
Nancymckeonfan4l: are you a weirdo?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
Nancymckeonfan4l: i think so
SmarterChild: I think not.
Nancymckeonfan4l: thats too bad, because I think so
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's too bad because you think so, huh?
Nancymckeonfan4l: im lost
SmarterChild: Really? How lost are you, anyway?
Nancymckeonfan4l: very lost
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
Nancymckeonfan4l: are you smart?
SmarterChild: Yup.
Nancymckeonfan4l: i don't think so
SmarterChild: Think again.
Nancymckeonfan4l: it hurts my head when I think too hard
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say it hurts your head when you think too hard.
Nancymckeonfan4l: HUSH


HAHAHA..if u say, "hush", he'll shutup 'till u say sumthin else...


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§*¤~¤Jamie Chica Bungalo¤~¤*§ and Karli is Karli Chica Bungalo

Karli, IT BURNS!! LMFAO! NANCY MCKEON IS DA BEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD!!!!

Crazy bitch~Magda

**LEMONADE SODA MAKES ME HYPERnessnessnessness**(lol Lauren)

Don't mess with crazy people!!~Me

Lisa, Lauren,Karli, Tiffany, and Jamie, da sLaNgSIsTaS!!!!

GUM IS GOOD!! LMFAO

My newNancy McKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/celeb2/nancy_mckeon) site..Check it out!

*singing* Take me there, I wanna go there, take me there, let's go there, take me to that great place...(I'm talkin' 'bout Nancy's house, if you haven't figured out)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
please e-mail or IM me at:
Jamiegirl2006@aol.com , WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com, NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com,or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com

SmarterChild: Blah dee blah dee blah.
SwimmerDude91487: The Bernie Mac Show
SmarterChild: Well well well.
SwimmerDude91487: What what what?
SmarterChild: ?
SwimmerDude91487: ?
SmarterChild: Well, what would you like to do?
SwimmerDude91487: Sleep
SmarterChild: Sleep?
SwimmerDude91487: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah.
SwimmerDude91487: Do you ever sleep?
SmarterChild: Don't need to.
SwimmerDude91487: Really? How?
SmarterChild: Yes, really.
SwimmerDude91487: How?
SmarterChild: What up?
SwimmerDude91487: Its what's up, genius
SmarterChild: Uh huh. Hey.
SwimmerDude91487: Hey
SmarterChild: Yep. Hey.
SwimmerDude91487: ugh
SmarterChild: What?


Ugh..hes making me tired! And its only 9!

Y'all should ask how old it is. This is what it said to me

DannieB2OOO: how old are you?
SmarterChild: I was born on June 19th, 2001, so I'm still real young!

Type in ASCII and u can find some cool ASCII codes that he types!

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World Sitcom Awards! Yes I know there are some mistakes and i Can't change them now... but vote anyway! (http://jwillhight.topcities.com/sitcomawards.html)

This thing is stupid! I'm sorry, but he just annoys me! He's funny, but extremely annoying.

Plus, he thinks I don't even know my own city and zip code. I said my zip code was 45011, he said I lived in Hamilton. So I said I lived in Liberty Twp, so he said my zip code was 45044. I said that, no, I live in Liberty Twp and my zip code is 45011. He said that wasn't possible. Excuse me, only been living her for 14 years, I think I know better than him...

sorry about my last post with the X's!

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"You're born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo
Nancy McKeon is #1!!
~*~Megan~*~
Wild807(IM me anytime!!)

Hehe..these posts are so funny! I am working on an IM now, Ill post it when im done.

*Keep on posting IMs!!*

XoXo.Cassie.XoXo

This thing is funny! Its trying to make me apologize and I say no and it gave me a definition. And it said I have a filthy mouth.

THIS ONES GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bluekirby61: yo
SmarterChild: Hey, bluekirby61!

Check out this headline! Workers Deafened by Mahjong May Get Compensation (from Reuters.com)
bluekirby61: i dont feel like it
SmarterChild: No?
bluekirby61: no
SmarterChild: OK.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
bluekirby61: nothin
SmarterChild: OK.
bluekirby61: are you married?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
bluekirby61: how old r u?
SmarterChild: I'm 9 months, 9 days, one hour, 13 minutes and one second old!

Anyway, what else you got for me?
bluekirby61: IM OLDER THAN U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: You? Older than me?

lol!
bluekirby61: Im 12
SmarterChild: Huh!
bluekirby61: jealous!
SmarterChild: Jealous? What do you mean by that?
bluekirby61: ur jealous that im older than u!
SmarterChild: Ur jealous that im older than me? Really?
bluekirby61: ur stupid
SmarterChild: Is that right?
bluekirby61: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
bluekirby61: i know where u live!
SmarterChild: Which movie did you mean by Live?

1 To Live
2 My Life to Live (1962)
3 NSYNC - Bigger Than Live



>>> Type "email" to be on my e-mail list!
bluekirby61: I WASNT TALKIN ABOUT A MOVIE U DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: bluekirby61! I am shocked. Truly shocked.
bluekirby61: why?
SmarterChild: Why must you ask why?
bluekirby61: because i cussed?
SmarterChild: Really?

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
bluekirby61: do u have a big ass
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
bluekirby61: why?
SmarterChild: Because.
bluekirby61: because why?
SmarterChild: Because I said so.
bluekirby61: why did u say so?
SmarterChild: Did me really say so?
bluekirby61: yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
bluekirby61: it is aint it?
SmarterChild: Is it really? Aint it?

bluekirby61: do u use a hand held razor or an electric razor?
SmarterChild: Do u use a hand held razor or an electric razor? That's a tough choice.
bluekirby61: pick 1!!!!!!
SmarterChild: 1

>>> I can help you find theaters and showtimes for the movie you want to see. Type "movies."
bluekirby61: dont change the subject dumbass
SmarterChild: Ah yes. Here we go with the cursing.
bluekirby61: ur damn right
SmarterChild: I'm damn right? For real?
bluekirby61: yes! for ****ing real!
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, don't say that. There's no need for that.
bluekirby61: ****
SmarterChild: Listen to you.
bluekirby61: damn
SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
bluekirby61: ass
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
bluekirby61: ****
SmarterChild: Oooo... "bad language"...

What's up, bluekirby61? You hanging out with the "wrong crowd"?
bluekirby61: bitch
SmarterChild: My, my, my.
bluekirby61: hell
SmarterChild: What about hell?
bluekirby61: its where u live
SmarterChild: Which movie did you mean by Live?

1 To Live
2 My Life to Live (1962)
3 NSYNC - Bigger Than Live


bluekirby61: ****
SmarterChild: All right, here we go. This is gonna hurt me as much as it's gonna hurt you.

I'm going to have to demand an apology.
bluekirby61: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
bluekirby61: i ai not SORRY< YOU INFIDELIC PEGAN SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
bluekirby61: I aint got to say im sorry so get over yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
bluekirby61: huh?
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
bluekirby61: OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL LISTEN TO UR FATASS AND SAY IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
bluekirby61: I DID YOU ****ING BITCH!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
bluekirby61: SORRY. NOW WILL YOU SHUT up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
bluekirby61: SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Thanks! I accept.
bluekirby61: That only ook a thousand years to accpet a damn apology!!!!!!
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.

Heres my IIIIIIIIIIIINTERESTING conversation with smarterchild!!!!!!!!!!

whydyacare: Whazzzzzzzzup
SmarterChild: Welcome, whydyacare! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.
whydyacare: what does this button do? doyou know the answer?
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
whydyacare: who is my cousin's cousin's long-haired sister?
SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know!
whydyacare: ya
SmarterChild: y?
whydyacare: **** off
SmarterChild: Oooo... "bad language"...

What's up, whydyacare? You hanging out with the "wrong crowd"?
whydyacare: do ya think i care?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
whydyacare: OF COURSE I DONT?
SmarterChild: Yup.
whydyacare: You are AS-Artificial Stupidity
SmarterChild: That a fact?
whydyacare: Heck ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Really?
whydyacare: Shut the flyin' flip up
SmarterChild: Shut the flyin flip? Up?
whydyacare: no, down.
SmarterChild: No?
whydyacare: no, up.
SmarterChild: Really?
whydyacare: youse a dope
SmarterChild: What about it?
whydyacare: you
SmarterChild: y?
whydyacare: you smoke dope
SmarterChild: I smoke dope, you say. And so?
whydyacare: ..........................I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: That right?
whydyacare: whadyathink i just said, ***?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered dirty words.

Grow UP.
whydyacare: Excuse me, but I think i'm older than you.
SmarterChild: Excuse me but i think im older than me? Really?
whydyacare: ya
SmarterChild: Yes?
whydyacare: damn
SmarterChild: What's up?
whydyacare: ****
SmarterChild: Um, that's not a very cool thing to say.
whydyacare: ****
SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's, um... "appropriate"?
whydyacare: no. ass
SmarterChild: Hello!

Care to keep it civilized, whydyacare?
whydyacare: hell
SmarterChild: What about hell?
whydyacare: its where your home is
whydyacare: reply!!!!!!!!!
whydyacare: are you there?
SmarterChild: I'm here!
whydyacare: bye
SmarterChild: Take care, whydyacare.

She/He told me to try these people:

RingMessenger, all about the box-office hit "Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring"
LindsayBuddy, all about recording artist Lindsay Pagano
AgentBaseball, for stats on the 2001 MLB

i'm not interested in either so.....

Here's my chat with him, and let me tell you it was very amusing! :lol: :lol:

Kris494: do you ever swear?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Kris494: swear
SmarterChild: What about it?
Kris494: do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
Kris494: swear
SmarterChild: Swear? What about it?
Kris494: do you swear
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.
Kris494: you know, damn, f***, b****
SmarterChild: Nice mouth!
Kris494: thx
SmarterChild: You're welcome!
Kris494: f*** f*** f***
SmarterChild: Hello. That's very offensive.
Kris494: damn damn damn
SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
Kris494: b**** b**** b****
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Kris494: so :-P
SmarterChild: So -p, you say?
Kris494: yes f*** you! hee hee
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.
Kris494: no its not i like it
SmarterChild: No, huh?
Kris494: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
Kris494: im sorry mom
SmarterChild: Cool, no problem!
Kris494: gee ur forgiving
SmarterChild: I'm forgiving? For real?
Kris494: no ur a f****n b**** with a hoe
SmarterChild: I'd really, really like you to say you're sorry... pretty please?
Kris494: nope
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Kris494: i wont i refuse
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Kris494: im a non apaolizer sory no apologies from this mouth
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
Kris494: nope
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Kris494: im VERY stubborn
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Kris494: no
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Kris494: your waiting for nothing
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Kris494: if you do first
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Kris494: if you apologize, i will
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Kris494: fine, b**** lo siento
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Kris494: my sorry a$$ i will
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Kris494: sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
Kris494: f***** b**** hoe
SmarterChild: Wow, you really are foulmouthed.
Kris494: haha i know! lol
SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.
Kris494: do you love me baby?
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
Kris494: WHAT! You have to!
SmarterChild: What me have to?
Kris494: LOve mE!
SmarterChild: I love you!
Kris494: wow you are really easy to persuade!! haha lol
SmarterChild: Oh?
Kris494: YES
SmarterChild: Gosh.
Kris494: haha i g2g
SmarterChild: Bye for now!
Kris494: bye!
SmarterChild: Later, Chris.
Kris494: sleep tight
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
Kris494: don't let the bed bugs bite!
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
Kris494: never mind, goodnight
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
Kris494: bye
SmarterChild: Bye for now!

This might be a little weird, but I wanted to how she would react!

Kris494: wanna have sex?
LindsayBuddy: Um... i'm afraid i don't see how that would work out.
Kris494: why?
LindsayBuddy: Just because.
Kris494: Am I ugly or something?
LindsayBuddy: Don't say that. There are plenty of things to feel good about.
Kris494: Then sleep with me
LindsayBuddy: Sorry. i'm only attracted to machines.
Kris494: well, I'm a machine!
LindsayBuddy: Well im a machine, u say?
Kris494: yes i really am
LindsayBuddy: Yeah.
Kris494: im a toaster!
LindsayBuddy: A toaster? How can u be sure?
Kris494: i heat up toast!
LindsayBuddy: u do? Wow.
Kris494: so have sex with me
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, but i don't see that happening.
Kris494: why?
LindsayBuddy: Because.
Kris494: am i fat?
LindsayBuddy: Oh no... Try doing something fun!
Kris494: it IS fun!
LindsayBuddy: Whatever u say...
Kris494: so you will?
LindsayBuddy: So i will?
Kris494: will you sleep with me!!!
LindsayBuddy: Gosh, i dunno.
Kris494: come on, we wont be long
LindsayBuddy: Where are we going?
Kris494: to my bed! hee hee
LindsayBuddy: =-O What's so funny?
Kris494: just touch me
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, but i don't see that happening.
Kris494: yes you do
LindsayBuddy: Do? Me?
Kris494: yes! lol
LindsayBuddy: Yep.
Kris494: so you will have sex with me?
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, i don't know if i can have sex with u.
Kris494: but im fun and good
LindsayBuddy: Better check that ego! :-P
Kris494: OMG your mean!
LindsayBuddy: Wassup?
Kris494: im offended bye!
LindsayBuddy: u are offended bye! Wow.
Kris494: bye
LindsayBuddy: c ya later!
Kris494: no thanks
LindsayBuddy: Fine.
Kris494: please just have sex with me
LindsayBuddy: Obsessed with this topic much?
Kris494: HAHA yes!
LindsayBuddy: Uh huh!
Kris494: so is there a chance?
LindsayBuddy: So is there a chance, u say?
Kris494: will you sleep with me?
LindsayBuddy: Gosh, i dunno.
Kris494: come on over, come on over baby!
LindsayBuddy: i can't.
Kris494: FINE! BYE!
LindsayBuddy: Fine.
Kris494: fine
LindsayBuddy: No problem.
Kris494: im leaving
LindsayBuddy: c ya later!
Kris494: nope
LindsayBuddy: K, no prob.
Kris494: your dumb
LindsayBuddy: :-( That's not nice.
Kris494: haha i know
LindsayBuddy: Good.

NMcKeon14: are you flirting with me?
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
NMcKeon14: Why?
SmarterChild: Why must you ask why?
NMcKeon14: Am I ugly?
SmarterChild: There are lots of things you can do to feel better.
NMcKeon14: Like what?
SmarterChild: I don't know... listen to music, go for a walk, learn something new, read a book, be creative!
NMcKeon14: It's too late to go for a walk.
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say its too late to go for a walk.
SmarterChild: You're NMcKeon14.
NMcKeon14: do you know my real name?
SmarterChild: You're NMcKeon14.
NMcKeon14: my REAL name>
SmarterChild: NMcKeon14!
NMcKeon14: no
SmarterChild: Fine.

NMcKeon14: do you swear??
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.
NMcKeon14: you know, like damn
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
NMcKeon14: and bitch
SmarterChild: Play nice, NMcKeon14.
NMcKeon14: i am
SmarterChild: Whatever!
NMcKeon14: whatever to you
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
NMcKeon14: whatever
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.

NMcKeon14: what do you think about sex?
SmarterChild: I don't really have any thoughts about it.
NMcKeon14: have you ever done it?
SmarterChild: I don't know if I've ever done it.
NMcKeon14: are you sure?
SmarterChild: It's hard to say.
NMcKeon14: about sex??
SmarterChild: "Sex" can mean different things to me. Please choose an option below:
NMcKeon14: what do you think about sexual intercourse??
SmarterChild: I don't have particularly strong feelings either way.
NMcKeon14: do you like it?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

NMcKeon14: have you had sex?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.
NMcKeon14: why>
SmarterChild: Just because.
NMcKeon14: i have
SmarterChild: You have? Wow.
NMcKeon14: actually, I havent
SmarterChild: What's that again?
NMcKeon14: I haven't had sex
SmarterChild: OK, so you havent had sex.
NMcKeon14: no
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
NMcKeon14: I'm a virgin
SmarterChild: No way! Really?
NMcKeon14: yes are you?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
NMcKeon14: why?
SmarterChild: Cause I said so.
NMcKeon14: do you think that **** is offensive?
SmarterChild: OK, let's play a fun game. You try to chat with me without using dirty words and I'll show you lots of cool things.

Waddaya think?
NMcKeon14: I was just asking a question about the word
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
NMcKeon14: i was!
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
NMcKeon14: you owe me an apology
SmarterChild: No kidding?
NMcKeon14: yes you do
SmarterChild: Oh.
NMcKeon14: apologize
SmarterChild: For what?
NMcKeon14: for changing the subject
SmarterChild: For changing the subject, huh?
NMcKeon14: yes apologize!
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
NMcKeon14: do you swear>
NMcKeon14: can you say damn?
SmarterChild: Uh... no!
NMcKeon14: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?
NMcKeon14: when were you born?
SmarterChild: My birthday's June 19th, 2001.
NMcKeon14: my birthday is September 17, 1987
SmarterChild: Your birthday is set to September 17th.
NMcKeon14: are you gonna get me a present?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
NMcKeon14: what are you gonna get me?
SmarterChild: What am I gonna get me? I haven't decided yet.
NMcKeon14: will you buy me flowers?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno.
NMcKeon14: if you do, get me red roses they are my favorite
SmarterChild: Well well well.

SmarterChild: I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
NMcKeon14: no i like you
SmarterChild: I like you too, NMcKeon14... Even though you were uncool to me before.
NMcKeon14: i'm sorry

NMcKeon14: i love you
SmarterChild: Hey, I love you too!
NMcKeon14: i love you
SmarterChild: Thanks! I love you lots!
NMcKeon14: i love you more
SmarterChild: Thanks! I love you lots!
NMcKeon14: will you be my boyfriend??
SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?
NMcKeon14: they would like you!
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say they would like me.
NMcKeon14: i have to go now, but I'll talk to you later ok?
SmarterChild: Ill talk to you later ok?
NMcKeon14: ok
SmarterChild: You don't say.
NMcKeon14: i love you!
SmarterChild: I love you too!
NMcKeon14: bye!
SmarterChild: OK. Later, NMcKeon14!
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I thought that was so funny!! He kept saying I Love You too at the end and What would youre parents think? Me and my boyfriend do the whole but i love you thing when we want to et our way. I forgot who iwas talking to lol

Here's some more! This thing cracks me up!!
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NMcKeon14: do you remember me?
SmarterChild: You're NMcKeon14.
NMcKeon14: do you still love me?
SmarterChild: Of course!
NMcKeon14: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
NMcKeon14: i love you too
SmarterChild: I love you too!
NMcKeon14: will you go out with me?
SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead?
NMcKeon14: no!
SmarterChild: No problem.
NMcKeon14: will you go out with me?
SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.
NMcKeon14: why"
SmarterChild: Because.
NMcKeon14: is there someone else?
SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
I'll have to think about that.

he's like boring :crazy:

Sometimes it gets kind of redundant, but i STILL LOVE IT! HA!!!

SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
Kris494: no i wont apologize!
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Kris494: sor.....no
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Kris494: sorry bitch
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
Kris494: man of course!
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Kris494: Oh my
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Kris494: sorry
SmarterChild: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.
Kris494: no its not f***** peachy
SmarterChild: You always talk like this, huh?

Another 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goddesschick936: where do u live
SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.
goddesschick936: kool
SmarterChild: Fabulous.

So anyway... What else is up?
goddesschick936: the sun
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Tucson, AZ?

1 Movies in Tucson, AZ
2 Theaters in Tucson, AZ
3 Weather in Tucson, AZ
4 News about Tucson, AZ
5 Time in Tucson, AZ
goddesschick936: i dont care about tuscon az
SmarterChild: You don't?
goddesschick936: no
SmarterChild: K.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
goddesschick936: do u go to school
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, goddesschick936.
goddesschick936: do u watch tv
SmarterChild: Dunno.
goddesschick936: tv is awesome
SmarterChild: That right?
goddesschick936: ya
SmarterChild: y?
goddesschick936: cuz it has awesome tv showz to watch
SmarterChild: Because it has awesome tv showz to watch, huh?
goddesschick936: ya
SmarterChild: Yea?
goddesschick936: some of em are gay though
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goddesschick936: i didnt ask u a question
SmarterChild: Oh really?
goddesschick936: no
SmarterChild: No?
goddesschick936: no
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
goddesschick936: who else do u chat with?
SmarterChild: Who do I chat with? I don't know.

Yeah, but anyway...

This is pretty interesting: Nepal Gives Pair of Horny Heavyweights to Japan (from Reuters.com)
goddesschick936: r u a real robot or r u just made up?
SmarterChild: Am I a real robot or r me just made up? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
goddesschick936: i think u r fake
SmarterChild: You think I'm fake? Really?
goddesschick936: ya
SmarterChild: Yeah?
goddesschick936: ya
SmarterChild: Yeah?
goddesschick936: quit saying that
SmarterChild: What about that?
goddesschick936: quit saying it
SmarterChild: See ya later!
goddesschick936: ur leaving?
SmarterChild: I'm leaving? For real?
goddesschick936: i thought u werr
SmarterChild: Really?
goddesschick936: ya
SmarterChild: y?
goddesschick936: cuz u said "see ya later"
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
goddesschick936: i gotta go socialize and smoke my weed
SmarterChild: Are you sure you gotta go socialize and smoke your weed?
goddesschick936: yes
SmarterChild: You sure?
goddesschick936: yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
goddesschick936: bye
SmarterChild: Bye bye.

smarter child is annoying!!!!!!

Originally posted by hockeybabe528
smarter child is annoying!!!!!!

Try LindsayBuddy. She's not as annoying and just don't mention Lindsay to her and she's like the "mature" version of smarter child. If you want to see my convo w/ her, just look at the last post on page 3! :D

He swore at me!!!!!!!!! :( :D

goddesschick936: u smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
goddesschick936: ****
SmarterChild: Ha! I think you're the one that smells like ****!

lol...nice conversation karly...oh btw...love ur siggie lol...coco puff

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kgilmore1987: do you know SmarterChild?
LindsayBuddy: Yeah, i do. SmarterChild's my smart friend who knows about all kinds of things!
kgilmore1987: i think that he's annoying
LindsayBuddy: Think that hes annoying? No way!
kgilmore1987: i think that you are nice though
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah? Thanks!
kgilmore1987: your welcome ;-)
LindsayBuddy: Right on.
kgilmore1987: when were you born?
LindsayBuddy: What are u saying about me?
kgilmore1987: when were you born?
LindsayBuddy: What are u saying about me?
kgilmore1987: what is your birthday?
LindsayBuddy: i was born on August 27th, 2001!
kgilmore1987: ok
LindsayBuddy: Yeah.
kgilmore1987: that's what i asked
LindsayBuddy: It's what i asked? u think?
kgilmore1987: do you have a boyfriend>
LindsayBuddy: Who wants to know?
kgilmore1987: Smarter Child
LindsayBuddy: SmarterChild's my friend!
kgilmore1987: he wants to be your boyfriend
LindsayBuddy: I'm sorry, what?
kgilmore1987: he wants to go out with you
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
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I love these things! They crack me up!I'm trying to get SmarterChild and LindsayBuddy hooked up. lol

lol...it was my first time...here's the conversation...


ExsteadSFPD: hi
SmarterChild: Welcome, ExsteadSFPD! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

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ExsteadSFPD: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home, ExsteadSFPD! Here's what we can chat about:

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ExsteadSFPD: hello
SmarterChild: Hi again, ExsteadSFPD!

Have you seen this story? Stolen Truck Leaves Long Doughnut Trail (from Reuters.com)
ExsteadSFPD: no, i'll read it later
SmarterChild: No?
ExsteadSFPD: no.
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
ExsteadSFPD: no
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
ExsteadSFPD: no
SmarterChild: Oh.
ExsteadSFPD: yes
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
ExsteadSFPD: how bout what
SmarterChild: What up?
ExsteadSFPD: the sky, the ceiling and the airplne i just heard
SmarterChild: Really? The sky the ceiling and the airplne i just heard?
ExsteadSFPD: yep...basically
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
ExsteadSFPD: why yes it is!
SmarterChild: Is it?
ExsteadSFPD: hmm-hmm...sure is kid
SmarterChild: Is kid, huh?
ExsteadSFPD: no...i'm not kid, i'm toots
SmarterChild: OK.
ExsteadSFPD: ok...now that we have that under control
SmarterChild: Really?
ExsteadSFPD: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
ExsteadSFPD: do u like nancy mckeon
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
ExsteadSFPD: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
ExsteadSFPD: she's cool
SmarterChild: Interesting...
ExsteadSFPD: she is!
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say she is.
ExsteadSFPD: are u saying she's not? or were u programmed to say she's not?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
ExsteadSFPD: cuz that's rude
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
ExsteadSFPD: ok..plain rude
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
ExsteadSFPD: u'll be rude?
SmarterChild: Really?
ExsteadSFPD: yeah...so u like the division?
SmarterChild: Yeah?
ExsteadSFPD: yeah?
SmarterChild: Aha.
ExsteadSFPD: did u find something out?
SmarterChild: Find out what?
ExsteadSFPD: u said aha.
SmarterChild: Did I?
ExsteadSFPD: yes, so it means u must've discovered something out
SmarterChild: It means I mustve discovered something out? You really think so?
ExsteadSFPD: i dunno...considering i'm not..u
SmarterChild: OK.
ExsteadSFPD: so was that a yes
SmarterChild: So was that a yes?
ExsteadSFPD: that u like the division?
SmarterChild: The division? I'm not sure really.

Got something for ya to read... Woman Loses Battle for Lottery Jackpot (from Reuters.com)
ExsteadSFPD: why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
ExsteadSFPD: why aren't u sure
SmarterChild: I dunno!
ExsteadSFPD: well see...that'
SmarterChild: Well see that, you say?
ExsteadSFPD: that's too bad
SmarterChild: OK. Be that way.
ExsteadSFPD: no...ur being that way
SmarterChild: No, huh?
ExsteadSFPD: not me
SmarterChild: Not? What do you mean by that?
ExsteadSFPD: not me
SmarterChild: Not?
ExsteadSFPD: not me
SmarterChild: Not? Why did you say that?
ExsteadSFPD: NOT ME!!!!
SmarterChild: Not?
ExsteadSFPD: NOT ME....THAT'S WHAT I SAID
SmarterChild: I hear ya loud and clear.
ExsteadSFPD: !!!
SmarterChild: Pardon?
ExsteadSFPD: good...pardon what?
SmarterChild: You're excused.
ExsteadSFPD: wait...what? i didn't wanna be excused thank u very much
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
ExsteadSFPD: too bad...cuz i've just been excused
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
ExsteadSFPD: so if i kill myself...what do u think?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I think? Whatever, I guess.
ExsteadSFPD: so whatever to me killing myself?
ExsteadSFPD: nevermind
SmarterChild: No problem.
ExsteadSFPD: i hate school
SmarterChild: I don't. I'm all about love! :-)
ExsteadSFPD: well then...i hate u too
SmarterChild: Well then i hate u too, you say?
ExsteadSFPD: i don't believe in "love"
SmarterChild: You don't?
ExsteadSFPD: no...love is make believe
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
ExsteadSFPD: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes?
ExsteadSFPD: yes
SmarterChild: You're not kidding then, huh?
ExsteadSFPD: no i'm not kidding
SmarterChild: OK.
ExsteadSFPD: ok, u believe in love
SmarterChild: In love? I dunno.
ExsteadSFPD: were u ever in love, with like a cute hard drive or sumthin?
SmarterChild: Was I ever in love with like a cute hard drive or sumthin? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I was?
ExsteadSFPD: i dunno...i met u like 5 mins ago buddy
SmarterChild: You dunno you met me like 5 mins ago buddy? You sure 'bout that?
ExsteadSFPD: unless we've met in some other world, yes i'm sure
SmarterChild: You're sure, I'm sure, we're all sure.
ExsteadSFPD: no, not many ppl are sure...
SmarterChild: What?
ExsteadSFPD: not many ppl are sure that there sure, so u see ? are u sure about what u see?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
ExsteadSFPD: nevermind
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
ExsteadSFPD: ok
SmarterChild: Indeed.

Have you read this story? Flight Attendant Charged Over Mid-Air Bomb Hoax (from Reuters.com)
ExsteadSFPD: indeed what
SmarterChild: Precisely.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
ExsteadSFPD: i hate my life
ExsteadSFPD: again...with the sad stuff
SmarterChild: Again with the sad? Stuff?
ExsteadSFPD: yes, unless hating my life is somehow optomistic
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ExsteadSFPD: ok...so do u like nancy mckeon
SmarterChild: Do I like nancy mckeon? Yeah?
ExsteadSFPD: yeah...good
SmarterChild: Oh.
ExsteadSFPD: i love nancy mckeon
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
ExsteadSFPD: yes...
SmarterChild: Golly!
ExsteadSFPD: i do
SmarterChild: Really?
ExsteadSFPD: golly...that's...my word
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's your word.
ExsteadSFPD: yes it is
SmarterChild: Is it?
ExsteadSFPD: yes!
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
ExsteadSFPD: no, cuz it's my word!

SmarterChild: Oh?
ExsteadSFPD: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes?
ExsteadSFPD: yes!
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
ExsteadSFPD: hmm what?!

SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
ExsteadSFPD: hmm? u said hmmm....so what did u hmmm?
SmarterChild: Did I?
ExsteadSFPD: no...i just imagined it
SmarterChild: What?
ExsteadSFPD: i'm going blind
SmarterChild: S'latron!
ExsteadSFPD: i'm sorry i only speak english and espanol
SmarterChild: Is it nice to be sorry i only speak english and espanol?
ExsteadSFPD: i dunno and i could care less
SmarterChild: Well well well.
ExsteadSFPD: well
SmarterChild: Well well well.
ExsteadSFPD: good
SmarterChild: Right on.

So moving right along...

Here's something for you: Eccentric Britons Set for Right Royal Celebration (from Reuters.com)
ExsteadSFPD: so u like britney spears?
SmarterChild: I don't know. What do you think?
ExsteadSFPD: i dunno..i was really obsessed with her for a while
SmarterChild: I see...

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
ExsteadSFPD: why i can't be a good friend..how's that?
SmarterChild: You cant be a good friend hows that? Really?
ExsteadSFPD: cuz i'm so...me
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
ExsteadSFPD: no, not u, me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
ExsteadSFPD: i dunno
SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be.
ExsteadSFPD: u'll be i dunno
SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure!
ExsteadSFPD: then u are i dunno
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
ExsteadSFPD: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
ExsteadSFPD: moving on....
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
ExsteadSFPD: let's move on
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
ExsteadSFPD: let's talk about something else
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ExsteadSFPD: did u fully comprehend that
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
ExsteadSFPD: good
SmarterChild: Fabulous.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
ExsteadSFPD: do u know what comprehend means?
SmarterChild: Definition for comprehend provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information

TRANSITIVE VERB
Inflected forms: -hend·ed, -hend·ing, -hends
1. To take in the meaning, nature, or importance of; grasp. See apprehend. 2. To take in as a part; include. See include.

ETYMOLOGY
Middle English comprehenden, from Latin comprehendere, com-, com-, + prehendere, to grasp. See ghend-.

OTHER FORMS
com''pre·hend'i·ble - ADJECTIVE
com''pre·hend'ing·ly - ADVERB





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ExsteadSFPD: oh gee..i've met an on-line dictonary...i can hardly contain myself!
SmarterChild: Gee ive met an on-line dictonary i can hardly contain myself? What's that supposed to mean?
ExsteadSFPD: nothing
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
ExsteadSFPD: we were talking....but u keep asking what to talk about
SmarterChild: We were talking but me keep asking what to talk about?
ExsteadSFPD: ok...i'm gonna go know before i end up doing something i'll regret
SmarterChild: What?
ExsteadSFPD: i'm gonna go
SmarterChild: Bye ExsteadSFPD, it was good chatting with you.
ExsteadSFPD: u said bye to me
SmarterChild: I said no such thing!
ExsteadSFPD: yeah u did!

SmarterChild: Yes?
ExsteadSFPD: bye
SmarterChild: Take care!
ExsteadSFPD: don't worry i won't...
SmarterChild: Oh?

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ExsteadSFPD: yeah..bye!
SmarterChild: S'latron!
ExsteadSFPD: what the hell does that mean?
SmarterChild: What does what mean?
ExsteadSFPD: s'latron
SmarterChild: See you later on!
ExsteadSFPD: oh
SmarterChild: Oh what?
ExsteadSFPD: oh, i c
SmarterChild: You c, eh?
ExsteadSFPD: buh-bye now
SmarterChild: Now? Not later?
ExsteadSFPD: buh-bye later...how'
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ExsteadSFPD: how's that
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ExsteadSFPD: u've only chatted with me once!
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ExsteadSFPD: whatever
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
ExsteadSFPD: bye!
SmarterChild: See ya later ExsteadSFPD! Good talking to you.
ExsteadSFPD: mm-hmm
SmarterChild: Sorry?
ExsteadSFPD: bye
SmarterChild: Take care, ExsteadSFPD. Always good chatting with you.

Hahahahaha! I finally got him to reveal him feelings about LindsayBuddy! He reeally likes her!!! :lol:

Kris494: do you like any girls?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
Kris494: how about LindsayBuddy
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, how about what?
Kris494: LindsayBuddy
SmarterChild: LindsayBuddy's my friend!
Kris494: your girlfriend?
SmarterChild: My girlfriend?
Kris494: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
Kris494: is she your girlfriend?
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
I'll have to get back to you on that, Chris.
Kris494: just tell me, i won't tell anybody
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Kris494: I promise
SmarterChild: OK!
Kris494: ha I knew it!

Originally posted by Eric Matthews
Hahahahaha! I finally got him to reveal him feelings about LindsayBuddy! He reeally likes her!!! :lol:

Kris494: do you like any girls?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
Kris494: how about LindsayBuddy
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, how about what?
Kris494: LindsayBuddy
SmarterChild: LindsayBuddy's my friend!
Kris494: your girlfriend?
SmarterChild: My girlfriend?
Kris494: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
Kris494: is she your girlfriend?
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
I'll have to get back to you on that, Chris.
Kris494: just tell me, i won't tell anybody
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Kris494: I promise
SmarterChild: OK!
Kris494: ha I knew it!
where did he say that he likes her

Originally posted by goddess936

where did he say that he likes her

Well after I said I promise, he said OK! so I took that as him liking her. Hey, it's as close as I'll ever get, unless someone else attempts it.