Carrie: What movie do you want to see?
Kelly Palmer: Something brainless. What's that thriller where the Earth starts to lose its gravitational pull?
Carrie: Oh, yeah..."Floaters".


Arthur: Darling, I need to borrow the iron.
Carrie: Dad, I told you. If you want a grilled cheese sandwich, I will make you one.


Carrie: Okay, Doug, you know what? This year I don't want a Christmas present. All I want is for you to stop acting like a big baby and grow up.


Doug: Do you think I'm a big sack of crap?
Carrie: Have you been reading my diary?


Carrie: Is this how you take a bath?
Spence: Yes.
Carrie: You look like Ernie from Sesame Street.


Carrie: Did you lift your shirt and *make* them touch your belly hair?

Carrie: Is this how you take a bath?
Spence: Yes.
Carrie: You look like Ernie from Sesame Street.

:lol: I love that one.

Carrie:"I can't believe you told everyone!!"
Doug:"What are you talkin' about?"
Carrie:"What am I tawkin' about? ..What we did here."
Doug:"You didn't tell anyone?"
Carrie:"Yeah, I just couldn't wait to tell everyone how chunky nailed me on bubble wrap." :lol:

which episode is dat from sweetdiggity?

which episode is dat from sweetdiggity?
I think that's Santa Claustrophobia, season 6.

I think that's Santa Claustrophobia, season 6.


Yes it is. ;)

Awed Couple (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/KoQ%20Video/Doug-Carrie-Awed%20Couple.wmv) :lol:

Awed Couple (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/KoQ%20Video/Doug-Carrie-Awed%20Couple.wmv) :lol:
:brent


Let me add, in Fatty McButterpants, when Carrie walks in the door singing "Superfreak, she's superfreaking yow!" and when she does that little turn of her head there, that cracks me up! :rofl:

:brent


Let me add, in Fatty McButterpants, when Carrie walks in the door singing "Superfreak, she's superfreaking yow!" and when she does that little turn of her head there, that cracks me up! :rofl:
Carrie Heffernan's Supafreakin' Insanity (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/KoQ%20Audio/Carrie%20Heffernan%27s%20Supafreakin%27%20Insanity.mp3)

Douog tells carrei she is scary so she asks holly what she thinks
Carrie-Holly can i ask kyou a questiion?
Holly-oh the price of peeps went up i know i was stunned too.
Carrie-no no not that. is it do ya think im scary?
Holly-um
Carrie-come on just tell me
HOlly-No(in a scared way)
Carrie-come on tell me the truth
Holly-ok your horrifing im scared of you since i first met you
Carrie(in stern voice) thank you!
Carrie's thank you cracked me up more than holly's no.lol

Carrie Heffernan's Supafreakin' Insanity (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/KoQ%20Audio/Carrie%20Heffernan%27s%20Supafreakin%27%20Insanity.mp3)
:lol: :lol: :happyface

From the episode Female Problems:

Carrie on the phone (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Carrie%20-%20Female%20Problems.mp3) :lol:

From the episode Female Problems:

Carrie on the phone (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Carrie%20-%20Female%20Problems.mp3) :lol:
"You're still a slut." :brent

A clip from Dire Strayts (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Doug-Carrie-Dire%20Strayts.wmv).

I love when Carrie goes to flip Doug off. :lol:

From Ice Cubed
Click tha pic:

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3975/carrieicecubeduj7.jpg (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/KoQ%20Video/Carrie%20-%20Ice%20Cubed.wmv)

I probably won't get this word for word -

Arthur--Carrie, Douglas & I need to borrow a pair of your panties.
Carrie--Dad, couldn't give you a bigger no!

My favorite Carrie moments are when she is getting pissed off at her fat slob of an idiot and big mouth know it all jerk of a husband Douglas. When I am watching King Of Queens and that fat slob of an idiot and big mouth know it all jerk character Douglas comes on I change the channel until Carrie comes back on. The only reason that I watch King Of Queens is because Remini is sexy and has big boobs.:cool:

My favorite Carrie moments are when she is getting pissed off at her fat slob of an idiot and big mouth know it all jerk of a husband Douglas. When I am watching King Of Queens and that fat slob of an idiot and big mouth know it all jerk character Douglas comes on I change the channel until Carrie comes back on. The only reason that I watch King Of Queens is because Remini is sexy and has big boobs.:cool:
Good luck with that. :lol:

My favorite Carrie moments are when she is getting pissed off at her fat slob of an idiot and big mouth know it all jerk of a husband Douglas. When I am watching King Of Queens and that fat slob of an idiot and big mouth know it all jerk character Douglas comes on I change the channel until Carrie comes back on. The only reason that I watch King Of Queens is because Remini is sexy and has big boobs.:cool:

How do you know when Carrie comes back on if you've changed the channel?:rolleyes:

How do you know when Carrie comes back on if you've changed the channel?:rolleyes:

He's a know-it-all! :lol:

He's a know-it-all! :lol:

:brent

How do you know when Carrie comes back on if you've changed the channel?:rolleyes:
It is simple. I keep switching back and forth every five or ten seconds until the character of Carrie is on minus that fat slob of an idiot and big mouth know it all character of Douglas.:cool:

It is simple. I keep switching back and forth every five or ten seconds until the character of Carrie is on minus that fat slob of an idiot and big mouth know it all character of Douglas.:cool:

I guess it does take one to know one!!:lol:

I guess it does take one to know one!!:lol:
:lol:

I guess it does take one to know one!!:lol:
I am not a fat slob of an idiot like the character of Douglas from King Of Queens is. Why does anybody like the character of Douglas from King Of Queens if that character is nothing but a fat slob of an idiot and a big mouth know it all?:cool:

I am not a fat slob of an idiot like the character of Douglas from King Of Queens is. Why does anybody like the character of Douglas from King Of Queens if that character is nothing but a fat slob of an idiot and a big mouth know it all?:cool:

Hm...probably because we don't share that opinion.

We don't care abt your comments or YOU.

I wonder what Leah would say abt this? :rofl:

I am not a fat slob of an idiot like the character of Douglas from King Of Queens is. Why does anybody like the character of Douglas from King Of Queens if that character is nothing but a fat slob of an idiot and a big mouth know it all?:cool:
I wonder what Leah would say abt this? :rofl:
Click the pic to find out. ;)

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7243/leahputzkr8.jpg (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/Leah/Leah-Putz.mp3)

It won't play for me...*banging her head*

Click the pic to find out. ;)

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7243/leahputzkr8.jpg (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/Leah/Leah-Putz.mp3)

:rofl: :lol:

It won't play for me...*banging her head*
Try it this way (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/Leah/Leah-Putz.mp3)

We can even extend it to really try and get the point across (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/Leah/Leah-Putz%20-Ext.mp3)

:brent :nod:

And A "Best of Leah" (http://www.snapdrive.net/files/159078/Leah/Leah-Best%20of.mp3)