The Top 15 New State Mottos
(Part I)



Arkansas: It's Trailer-rific!!!

South Carolina: Oh, yeah -- like *we're* going to be concerned about an NAACP tourism boycott.

Florida: Half a Million Cubans Can't All Be Wrong

Illinois: Stop pronouncing the "S", or we're gonna kick your ass!

Wisconsin: Badgers?! We don't need no stinkin' badgers.

Kentucky: Come for the Bluegrass -- Stay for the Incest!

Rhode Island: Small? Yes, But We Know What To Do With It

Iowa: Future Birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk

South Dakota: Hello? Can anyone hear me? Hey! Over here!

Alabama: Like the third world, but closer.

Michigan: It's not just cold. It's ass-biting cold.

Florida: Hey you kids, get off of my state!

Virginia: Contrary to our name, our women are actually pretty slutty!

Massachusetts: Now with 30% fewer Kennedys!

and the Number 1 New State Motto...


Indiana: Dan Quayle's Favorite Country!

Harvey