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Brian Damage
08-31-2006, 11:52 AM
HOLLYWOOD - The sculptor behind Britney Spears' controversial pregnancy statue is set to shock again with his own take on the first stool squeezed out by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' reclusive daughter Suri.
Daniel Edwards' bronze sculpture, entitled “Suri's Bronzed Baby Poop,” went on display at the Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery in New York yesterday.

The piece is inspired by baby Suri's first movement and will be sold to the highest bidder at eBay auction when the exhibition ends in late September.

Edwards stunned the art world earlier this year with his homage to Spears' labor, “Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston.”

That piece featured a stone Spears on all fours on a bearskin rug, ready to give birth to her first son.

The Suri stool isn't for real but gallery officials insist Edwards' latest creation is more than a publicity stunt.

In a statement, they write: "It's partially a statement on modern media that celebrity poop has more entertainment value than health, famine or other critical issues facing society and governments today."

sweetdiggity
08-31-2006, 01:28 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: A sculpture of Suri's baby poop? puke: What a wacko! :rolleyes:

I'm so tired of hearing about Tom, Suri, and Katie, they're everywhere! Magazines, tv, and the internet. I'm going into hiding so I don't have to hear about it anymore! :lol:

Someone call me when the TomKat circus ends! :bye:

Ireneparalegal
08-31-2006, 01:50 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: A sculpture of Suri's baby poop? puke: What a wacko! :rolleyes:

I'm so tired of hearing about Tom, Suri, and Katie, they're everywhere! Magazines, tv, and the internet. I'm going into hiding so I don't have to hear about it anymore! :lol:

Someone call me when the TomKat circus ends! :bye:
I agree. My God, although it is not a sculpture of the "real poop"...still, the fact that anyone would even want to pay any amt of money for something so assinine is beyond words.

gilligan fanatic
08-31-2006, 01:58 PM
Are you sure you didn't make that up ;)

dlemond
08-31-2006, 03:28 PM
Contrary to his own belief, Cruise's poop does stink.

Brian Damage
08-31-2006, 03:33 PM
Contrary to his own belief, Cruise's poop does stink.

:lol:

Ireneparalegal
08-31-2006, 03:55 PM
That is so stupid. If it's supposed to be Suri's first "bowel movement" any parent, especially a mother, will tell you that a baby's first "BM" does not look like that. It is called MECONIUM. And looks nothing like the sculpture. IDIOT.

TJL
08-31-2006, 04:24 PM
Contrary to his own belief, Cruise's poop does stink.

Damn! What do they feed that kid?

;)

sweetdiggity
08-31-2006, 04:27 PM
That is so stupid. If it's supposed to be Suri's first "bowel movement" any parent, especially a mother, will tell you that a baby's first "BM" does not look like that. It is called MECONIUM. And looks nothing like the sculpture. IDIOT.

Exactly! That's what I was gonna say. What a moron that guy is.
He should make a sculpture of his face after Macy gets done with him. Now that I would like to see. :lol:

Ireneparalegal
08-31-2006, 04:30 PM
Exactly! That's what I was gonna say. What a moron that guy is.
He should make a sculpture of his face after Macy gets done with him. Now that I would like to see. :lol:
IRENE WOULD DEFINITELY PAY TO SEE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: Better yet, a sculpture of Tom Cruise having "poop" smeared all over his face!? :rofl:

Cactus Jack
08-31-2006, 05:10 PM
Tom Cruise: I want to remember the first time my daughter took a ****, so I wills sculpt it

sweetdiggity
08-31-2006, 09:34 PM
IRENE WOULD DEFINITELY PAY TO SEE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: Better yet, a sculpture of Tom Cruise having "poop" smeared all over his face!? :rofl:
Oh my God! :lol: :rotflmao::rotflmao: