View Full Version : Caption Contest 3
savageamusement 08-15-2006, 08:12 PM You know the drill
Put a caption:typing:
Make me laugh :rotflmao:
Get a dvd :music:
Its that simple :)
Ends Saturday at midnight, Savage time!
If your really confused- I have entered a example of a caption aboce
Good LUCK
IN preperation for the new season, Savage comes up with
"Sumo Eye for the Pipsqueak Guy"
Short sighted superboy thought lois had put on some weight.
J
"In Tokyo, tough Japanese children attend Summer Bully Camp, where they learn the latest techniques for dispensing wedgies."
;)
digitalmonkey 08-15-2006, 09:24 PM Having damaged his vision in a previous match Sumo Sam mistook his son for his lunch box.
Dragonbear 08-15-2006, 10:21 PM With the sudden resurgence of The Wizard of Oz shows off broadway
other plans had to be made for the Dwarf Tossing contests. . . .
darkmanj26104 08-15-2006, 10:29 PM Tabloids went crazy upon finding a pic of Maddox with his real dad.
loren 08-15-2006, 10:45 PM A SAPRANO IN TRAINING
padre 08-15-2006, 11:03 PM "Obviously, they mis-understood him when he asked for 'a little Chinese to go'!
T-Greg 08-16-2006, 10:21 AM From ESPN news. Not having changed in thousands of years in Japan, sumo wrestling gets a new twist. Hoping to gain a larger audience, Sumorama Japan, Inc. announced today that it will compete with traditional sumo wrestling by having its sumos fight each other by swinging young boys into the groin of his opponent, head first. This will require each wrestler to wear a specially padded mawashi (traditional sumo diaper) as added protection to the family jewels. The Japanese Pediatric Association has lobbied against Somorama's new sport as being dangerous to children (duh!).
lilhave 08-16-2006, 10:26 AM Wow!, all of this because one disc had audio sync.
Harvey
breadguy 08-16-2006, 12:17 PM this is how i got so big and strong
i eat children they are full of vitamins
they taste like chicken!
robyrob 08-16-2006, 01:08 PM YOU gotta help me Doc - I can't get this strange growth off my hip!
Lex Luthor 08-16-2006, 01:17 PM When the shipment of discuses and shot puts were delayed in customs, Sumo Wrestler Toshihiro Whoflunghim
decided to inmprovise.
The Japanese have found they can get much farther distance with children and it also doubles as a diciplinary tool.
Studies have revealed that children's grades have improved dramtically over the last few months. "do your homework or it's off to the discus throw for you."
See that big guy with the diaper? Superboy didn't !! OUCH!
savageamusement 08-17-2006, 05:06 AM Wow!, all of this because one disc had audio sync.
Harvey
Hhahaa.....:lol:
darkmanj26104 08-18-2006, 12:57 PM Upon the decrease of WWE watchers, they decided they had to come up with something new to make the show more entertaining to watch. What they came up with...well...well here it is:
"This week on WWE Monday Night Raw, we will introduce a new kind of match, a match so terrorfying that kids should not watch. Why, because they will be in the ring experienceing first hand the power of Yamoguchi and his Slamtastic Child Sling move. No one out of the 300 children to wrestle with him has ever beat him. Above is a picture of the last guy that tried. Good luck! You in fact will need it"
jennymcc 08-18-2006, 02:39 PM "Obviously, they mis-understood him when he asked for 'a little Chinese to go'!
:lol: :lol: :rofl: :clap
That's my favorite!
Little Adam was a bit worried about his Dad's bring a kid to work day!
J
savageamusement 08-20-2006, 01:41 AM Stay tuned for the contest judging....once again - you all are a pretty funny bunch :)
Padre, your comments always make me laugh...
thanks for the participation everyone!!
Will post the results Sunday evening as usual!
darkmanj26104 08-20-2006, 02:54 PM I went for it again. I got the fingers crossed this time that I will reign supreme of the caption contest 3. As Ive said before if I dont win congrats to who does but honestly I want to win one so Im pushing for me. lol. I guess we'll see tonight. Thanks. Jim
savageamusement 08-20-2006, 08:10 PM Winner--
My first choice was Padre this round, but as I happen to know he has the prize- I don't think he will mind, if the second runner up takes it-
:bash: For consistant humor and wit, effort and SitcomsOnline Support and the most thought out funny caption this round, I went with darkmanj26104
I have :typing: you darkman, and will send out sometime this week
:thanks: for all the entries, and the sharing of your ever impressive wit :)
Stay tuned till next time :tv:
Savage~
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