lilhave
07-12-2006, 05:59 AM
Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad New Year's Eve Party
10. Instead of Dom Perignon '85, it's Dom DeLuise'91
9. Martha Stewart made your hat out of pine conesand petroleum jelly
8. The noisemakers are drowned out by all thegunfire
7. Try as you might, you're only partying like it's1989
6. Any combination of Richard Simmons and a diaper
5. The hors d'oeuvres are something called "HongKong Chicken Wings"
4. You scream, "Happy New Year!" and the clerk atthe 7-11 says, "Thanks, man"
3. You're sitting in the Ed Sullivan Theater
2. Your name is Robert Downey Jr. and your cellmatewants to give you a New Year's kiss
1. It's June 24th
Harvey
10. Instead of Dom Perignon '85, it's Dom DeLuise'91
9. Martha Stewart made your hat out of pine conesand petroleum jelly
8. The noisemakers are drowned out by all thegunfire
7. Try as you might, you're only partying like it's1989
6. Any combination of Richard Simmons and a diaper
5. The hors d'oeuvres are something called "HongKong Chicken Wings"
4. You scream, "Happy New Year!" and the clerk atthe 7-11 says, "Thanks, man"
3. You're sitting in the Ed Sullivan Theater
2. Your name is Robert Downey Jr. and your cellmatewants to give you a New Year's kiss
1. It's June 24th
Harvey