Anyone know of any good Chuck Norris Jokes/Quick Facts?

I only know that everytime Chuck Norris walks, earthquakes occur where he steps.

Chuck Norris' tears can sure cancer.

It's too bad he's never cried.

;)

Chuck Norris' tears can sure cancer.

It's too bad he's never cried.

;)
:rofl:


Chuck Norris has a grill like George Forman that runs not on electricty, but the tears of his victims. :mrtarver:

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost!

Chuck Norris eats emo kids for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

*clears throat*

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/


:D That is all.

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

TOP THREE CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:

1. chuck norris got into a fight with a knife, and the knife lost.
2. when the boogey man goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for chuck norris.
3. chuck norris went back in time to stop JFK from getting shot, and JFK was so excited about having his life saved that his head exploded.
4. chuck norris can have four chuck norris facts on a top three chuck norris facts list.

When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Do I hear a please?"

When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Do I hear a 'please'?"


:lol:

I like that one.