Elvis Fonzie Dean
06-09-2006, 08:56 AM
*Hamid Tells Sean That Final Xscape Has Kicked Him Out Of The Band*
*Sean Looks mad*
*Twelve Years Later*
Abe:Sure is good to be rich.
Hamid:Yeah.
Dean:With our success with out new gold "Best Of" album, nothing is gonna stop us.
Chris:We've got the life.
*Sean Sees New Album In Record Store And Sees That "Sean's Solo Dizzle" Is On It*
Sean:WHAT?
*Sean Is FURIOUS That They Put That On The Album And Didn't Even Get A Royalties*
*Sean Goes To Final Escape's Label, Eclipse Records*
Sean:WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS.FIRST, THEY KICK ME OUT.SECOND, THEY USE MY SOLO DIZZLE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I DON'T EVEN GET ROYALTIES!
Owner Of Elcipse Records:I realize why you're upset, Mr.Sean, but we can't do anything about it.You didn't put a patent on it which made it liable for them to use it in any which way they want.
*Sean Lifts The Owner Up*
Sean:Listen, you better get me the complete royalties on every sale or else i'll sue you and the band for everything you have.
Owner:First, of all *chokes* put me down.Hurting me will get a lawsuit filed on you.Listen, i'd like to help, but by law you can't get anything out of this.
*Sean Drops The Owner To The Floor*
Owner:Ouch.
Sean:This won't be the last you heard from me.
*Back At Final Exscape's Mansion While Band Is Watching Minority Report*
Abe:Hey, Dean, can you get me some of those Cheese Doodle's in the kitchen:
Dean:Oh, ****, didn't know we had any left.Ok.
Hamid:My feet hurt:
Abe:Don't care.
Chris:I'll be right back, guys, I have to go to the bathroom.
*While Chris Is Releasing His Urine He Hears A Noise In The Bushes*
Chris:Damn skunks.
*Chris Continues To Urinate And Hears The Noise A Second Time*
Chris:How's a man supposed to urinate in peace under these conditions.
*Chris Hears The Noise Again And Gets Fed Up And Zippers His Pants*
*Chris Is About To Yell But Sees Sean's Head Peaking In The Window*
*Chris Has A Look Of FEAR And Sean Comes In Through Window And Gives Chris A Bathroom Beatdown For Being The Drummer After Him*
Hamid:Keep it down in there!
*Sean Continues To Pummels Chris*
Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOO…..
*Sean Puts Trash Can On Chris And Leaves A Note On The Top Of It Then Kicks Chris Out Of The Bathroom*
Abe: Damnit, Chris, what took you so long?And what was all that noise ab…*Abe Looks At Chris While He’s Wobbling With Trash Can On Him* WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU?
*Dean Takes Note Off The Trash Can And Reads It*
Dean: If you want to keep your lives you better give me royalties. – Sean
Hamid: …….Oh boy.
Abe: What are we gonna do?
Chris: How Bout Taking This Trash Can Off Of Me
Dean: I dunno, he seems pretty serious.
Chris: Ya think?
*Chris Still Has Trash Can On Head*
Abe: NO, WE WILL NOT LOSE ANY MONEY.
*A
*Final Exscape And Sean Are At Shown At Supreme Court Three Days Later*
Hamid: I can’t believe this…
Chris: If you guys would have took the trash can off my HEAD I could have solved the problem.
Dean: Sure.
Abe: SHUT UP.WE’RE NOT LOSING TO THIS WASHED UP DRUMMER.
Owner Of Eclipse Records: We better.
Sean: I’m gonna be living in your mansion by the time this over!
Judge Harriet Winslow: QUIET!
*Everybody Is Scared In Silence*
Judge:Now, Sean.You say your Solo Dizzle was used without your permission?
Sean: AND WITHOUT GIVING ME ROYALTIES!
Judge: DON’T RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME!
Sean: Sorry, sir….
Judge :FX, Judge, why did you not just give him royalties, it’s OBVIOUS it’s his.You didn’t even put Chris’ Solo Dizzle….
*Chris Whispers To Band And Owner*
Chris:Told ya…
Abe:Shut up.
Chris:No, you shut up.
Judge:SILENCE!
*Everybody Is Scared And In Silence*
Judge: Mr. Eclipse, please take the stand.
*Owner Of Elcipse Records Stands Up*
Owner:You say that we should have at least change the name…Well why would we?My son, Sean, is the one playing on that record.
Sean:What the, NO I DIDN’T!
Judge: Order!*Slams Hammer* What proof do you have, Mr.Eclipse?
Owner:Here’s my proof…Sean!Come here and show him your stuff!
*Owner’s Two Year Old Son Sean Pretends To Drum While Record Of Sean’s Solo Dizzle Plays The Owner’s Son’s Sneaker*
Judge:Well it is exactly the same.
Sean:They obviously planted my recording in there some here!
*Judge Checks Drum Set*
Judge:Nope.
Sean: *Angry*
Judge: Well, Sean…Can you prove anything now?
Sean: ….No, I guess not.*Sean Looks FURIOUS*
Judge: Then I declare owner of the song
*Abe Smiles*
Judge:Mr.Eclipse and Final Esc…
*Little Girl Comes In Room Running*
Girl:WAIT!
Judge:Excuse me, who are you?
Girl:I am Sean’s biggest fan!And I have proof that this is BIG Sean’s Solo Dizzle!
*Plasma Screen Comes Down From Ceiling Showing The Video Recording Of Sean’s Solo Dizzle In The Bushes Outside His Window*
Sean:Uhhhhhh
Final Excape:Uhhhhhh
Judge:Well, this is weird……
*Sean To Girl* You’re my biggest fan?
Girl:MARRY ME!
Judge:Final Xscape, Mr,Eclipse,…anything left to say?
*Final Xscape And Mr.Eclipse Don’t Respond And Abe Is So Angry His Head Is On Fire*
Judge: The owner and the rights to receive all royalties is Sean!Mr.Eclipse…you must pay a fine of 9, 900 dollars*
*Owner Of Eclipse Records Cries With Head On Table*
Sean:YE..
*Little Girls Chases Sean Out Of The Supreme Court Trying To Give Him A Kiss*
*Sean Looks mad*
*Twelve Years Later*
Abe:Sure is good to be rich.
Hamid:Yeah.
Dean:With our success with out new gold "Best Of" album, nothing is gonna stop us.
Chris:We've got the life.
*Sean Sees New Album In Record Store And Sees That "Sean's Solo Dizzle" Is On It*
Sean:WHAT?
*Sean Is FURIOUS That They Put That On The Album And Didn't Even Get A Royalties*
*Sean Goes To Final Escape's Label, Eclipse Records*
Sean:WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS.FIRST, THEY KICK ME OUT.SECOND, THEY USE MY SOLO DIZZLE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I DON'T EVEN GET ROYALTIES!
Owner Of Elcipse Records:I realize why you're upset, Mr.Sean, but we can't do anything about it.You didn't put a patent on it which made it liable for them to use it in any which way they want.
*Sean Lifts The Owner Up*
Sean:Listen, you better get me the complete royalties on every sale or else i'll sue you and the band for everything you have.
Owner:First, of all *chokes* put me down.Hurting me will get a lawsuit filed on you.Listen, i'd like to help, but by law you can't get anything out of this.
*Sean Drops The Owner To The Floor*
Owner:Ouch.
Sean:This won't be the last you heard from me.
*Back At Final Exscape's Mansion While Band Is Watching Minority Report*
Abe:Hey, Dean, can you get me some of those Cheese Doodle's in the kitchen:
Dean:Oh, ****, didn't know we had any left.Ok.
Hamid:My feet hurt:
Abe:Don't care.
Chris:I'll be right back, guys, I have to go to the bathroom.
*While Chris Is Releasing His Urine He Hears A Noise In The Bushes*
Chris:Damn skunks.
*Chris Continues To Urinate And Hears The Noise A Second Time*
Chris:How's a man supposed to urinate in peace under these conditions.
*Chris Hears The Noise Again And Gets Fed Up And Zippers His Pants*
*Chris Is About To Yell But Sees Sean's Head Peaking In The Window*
*Chris Has A Look Of FEAR And Sean Comes In Through Window And Gives Chris A Bathroom Beatdown For Being The Drummer After Him*
Hamid:Keep it down in there!
*Sean Continues To Pummels Chris*
Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOO…..
*Sean Puts Trash Can On Chris And Leaves A Note On The Top Of It Then Kicks Chris Out Of The Bathroom*
Abe: Damnit, Chris, what took you so long?And what was all that noise ab…*Abe Looks At Chris While He’s Wobbling With Trash Can On Him* WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU?
*Dean Takes Note Off The Trash Can And Reads It*
Dean: If you want to keep your lives you better give me royalties. – Sean
Hamid: …….Oh boy.
Abe: What are we gonna do?
Chris: How Bout Taking This Trash Can Off Of Me
Dean: I dunno, he seems pretty serious.
Chris: Ya think?
*Chris Still Has Trash Can On Head*
Abe: NO, WE WILL NOT LOSE ANY MONEY.
*A
*Final Exscape And Sean Are At Shown At Supreme Court Three Days Later*
Hamid: I can’t believe this…
Chris: If you guys would have took the trash can off my HEAD I could have solved the problem.
Dean: Sure.
Abe: SHUT UP.WE’RE NOT LOSING TO THIS WASHED UP DRUMMER.
Owner Of Eclipse Records: We better.
Sean: I’m gonna be living in your mansion by the time this over!
Judge Harriet Winslow: QUIET!
*Everybody Is Scared In Silence*
Judge:Now, Sean.You say your Solo Dizzle was used without your permission?
Sean: AND WITHOUT GIVING ME ROYALTIES!
Judge: DON’T RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME!
Sean: Sorry, sir….
Judge :FX, Judge, why did you not just give him royalties, it’s OBVIOUS it’s his.You didn’t even put Chris’ Solo Dizzle….
*Chris Whispers To Band And Owner*
Chris:Told ya…
Abe:Shut up.
Chris:No, you shut up.
Judge:SILENCE!
*Everybody Is Scared And In Silence*
Judge: Mr. Eclipse, please take the stand.
*Owner Of Elcipse Records Stands Up*
Owner:You say that we should have at least change the name…Well why would we?My son, Sean, is the one playing on that record.
Sean:What the, NO I DIDN’T!
Judge: Order!*Slams Hammer* What proof do you have, Mr.Eclipse?
Owner:Here’s my proof…Sean!Come here and show him your stuff!
*Owner’s Two Year Old Son Sean Pretends To Drum While Record Of Sean’s Solo Dizzle Plays The Owner’s Son’s Sneaker*
Judge:Well it is exactly the same.
Sean:They obviously planted my recording in there some here!
*Judge Checks Drum Set*
Judge:Nope.
Sean: *Angry*
Judge: Well, Sean…Can you prove anything now?
Sean: ….No, I guess not.*Sean Looks FURIOUS*
Judge: Then I declare owner of the song
*Abe Smiles*
Judge:Mr.Eclipse and Final Esc…
*Little Girl Comes In Room Running*
Girl:WAIT!
Judge:Excuse me, who are you?
Girl:I am Sean’s biggest fan!And I have proof that this is BIG Sean’s Solo Dizzle!
*Plasma Screen Comes Down From Ceiling Showing The Video Recording Of Sean’s Solo Dizzle In The Bushes Outside His Window*
Sean:Uhhhhhh
Final Excape:Uhhhhhh
Judge:Well, this is weird……
*Sean To Girl* You’re my biggest fan?
Girl:MARRY ME!
Judge:Final Xscape, Mr,Eclipse,…anything left to say?
*Final Xscape And Mr.Eclipse Don’t Respond And Abe Is So Angry His Head Is On Fire*
Judge: The owner and the rights to receive all royalties is Sean!Mr.Eclipse…you must pay a fine of 9, 900 dollars*
*Owner Of Eclipse Records Cries With Head On Table*
Sean:YE..
*Little Girls Chases Sean Out Of The Supreme Court Trying To Give Him A Kiss*