View Full Version : Who would win? Chuck Norris or Bruce Willis?


Howdoulikemenow333
05-20-2006, 05:33 PM
Who would win a boxing macth or a kick boxing macth Chuck Norris or BVruce Willis

PrettyinPink55
05-21-2006, 02:09 AM
Chuck Norris could whoop anyone! :lol:

Fleet
05-21-2006, 04:15 AM
I would also go with Chuck.
It would be hard to beat a 6-time undefeated karate champ, who was awarded an 8th Dan (8th-degree black belt) in 1996 and in Tae Kwan Do and a 10th Dan (10th-degree black belt) in Tang Soo Do.

There is a funny list/website on the Internet with Chuck Norris "facts."
I remember two of them:
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch- he decides what time it is.
- U.F.O.'s are planning to invade the earth- they are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die first.

Hollow
05-21-2006, 04:44 AM
1. chuck norris got into a fight with a knife, and the knife lost.
2. chuck norris has blood type AK+. ass-kicking positive.
3. chuck norris counted to infinity...twice.
4. before the boogey man goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for chuck norris.
5. the guinness book of world records is just a list of things chuck norris has yet to achieve.
6. chuck norris can have six chuck norris facts on a top five chuck norris facts list.

Brad Russ
05-21-2006, 06:56 AM
I'd take Butt Stalker:Texas Strangler anyday of the week over Bruce. From what Iv'e heard, Chuck has a black belt in karate, and at one time, actually fought in MMA fights. I don't think Bruce has any of those kinds of credentials.

In a movie, Bruce would win for sure, since he's better looking, and a bigger star. in real life though, he wouldn't stand a chance!! It would be like putting a teddy bear in a fight with a grizzly bear.

80sTrivia
05-21-2006, 08:33 AM
I thought this was going to be a poll for Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee! I would have chosen Bruce Lee in that poll... in this one, the obvious choice is Walker: Texas Ranger himself, Mr. Norris!!! :happyface

AllIWantIsYourClutch
05-21-2006, 09:00 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

robyrob
05-21-2006, 09:17 AM
that question is RIDICULOUS - Chuck Norris would win in a BRUCE WILLIS CONTEST.

Brad Russ
05-21-2006, 11:50 AM
Damn, I'll bet he can crack walnuts with those guns!!

Brian Damage
05-21-2006, 11:56 AM
I thought this was going to be a poll for Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee! I would have chosen Bruce Lee in that poll... in this one, the obvious choice is Walker: Texas Ranger himself, Mr. Norris!!! :happyface


I thought the same thing. Bruce Lee was a serious ass kicking machine.

Janice
05-21-2006, 11:58 AM
The only Bruce that would give Chuck a run for his money is Bruce Lee, if he was alive, that is.

Tuesday Weld
05-21-2006, 12:13 PM
Chuck Norris

Nighthawk76
05-21-2006, 12:28 PM
Chuck Norris

I could even take Bruce Willis. :lol:

PrettyinPink55
05-21-2006, 12:34 PM
Damn, I'll bet he can crack walnuts with those guns!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Makoto_Shinobi
05-22-2006, 01:16 AM
Aww dang, I thought Bruce is going to beat Chuck.