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View Full Version : "Your Momma's So Fat" Jokes... callmetootie 05-21-2001, 05:41 PM What are some of your favorite "your momma's so fat" joke? Mine are: ..That she ate Burger King and the prince ...That her neck is a stack of pancakes ...That she makes Roseanne look that Carmen Electra What are your favorites? ------------------ Andrew Carden nancysbiggestfan 05-21-2001, 05:43 PM Your momma's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale. ------------------ ~~<nancysbiggestfan>~~ Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rules!! Sometime in June:Nancy McKeon is doing another chat for Lifetime Please visit my site @ justfor-nancymckeonfans.cityslide.com (http://www.justfor-nancymckeonfans.cityslide.com) Big Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!! [This message has been edited by nancysbiggestfan (edited 05-21-2001).] nancysbiggestfan 05-21-2001, 05:47 PM oh, and i forgot this one. Your mommas so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck. Neither of these are really my favs i have just heard them and thought i would post. ------------------ ~~<nancysbiggestfan>~~ Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rules!! Sometime in June:Nancy McKeon is doing another chat for Lifetime Please visit my site @ justfor-nancymckeonfans.cityslide.com (http://www.justfor-nancymckeonfans.cityslide.com) Big Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!! coily2 05-21-2001, 05:49 PM yo momma so fat, that when she wears a red dress, people shout, "HEY! Kool-Aid Man!" JoRoX4EvEr2411 05-21-2001, 07:39 PM yo momma's so fat that when she goes to the movies..she sits next to EVERYBODYYY lol..i saw that on Smart Guy http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif ------------------ <3 Courtney Blair: Jo this is such a big day for u! Getting married..brushing ur hair, wearing a dress! Jo: Blair, u know u may not believe this but i am actually going to miss living w/ u Blair: o..i believe it!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jo: Things are not going well here. I think i'm going to have to hit someone Nat: Who asked u to defend my honor?? Jo: I think i am going to have to hit u!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Roy: Things change Jo..people move on Jo:GOOD Roy..MOVE ON!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blair:What shape is her face?? Jo:I think it's face shaped ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jo: TOOTIE WOULD U STOP THAT!! Tootie: Was that a yell? Jo:yes..maybe..probably..sorry Meg07945 05-21-2001, 08:04 PM Yo momma's so fat she's a citizen in 3 countries! A Gilligan Fan ss 05-21-2001, 08:13 PM Oh here's one I heard in school. Your momma's so fat that when she plays hopskotch she goes, New York, London, Paris... ( It's something like that I don't know if I have the places correct.) Cokies 05-21-2001, 09:18 PM Your momma's so fat, that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out! Or... Your momma's so fat, that when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt, she went outside and a helicopter landed on her! Lame ones, I know... Or... You're momma's so fat, that when she bends over, they could show a double-feature on her ass! ------------------ "It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday." Blair706+Jorox 05-22-2001, 07:44 PM Your mama's so fat she has to use long distance call just to talk to herself. |