View Full Version : Stupid Lyrics in a song...LOL


Ireneparalegal
04-29-2006, 08:22 PM
John Mayer - Your body is a wonderland

And if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets"
"I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it"



Meatloaf - Two outta three ain't bad

"....there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box"



Donna Summer - MacArthur Park (cover song)

"Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again... Oh, no!"

50 Cent - Candy Shop

"I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor "

simplylovely_the1st
05-07-2006, 06:29 AM
Every Lil Jon song:mad: :o

dawsongirl
05-09-2006, 04:16 PM
Pretty much the entire song "Dance Hall Days."

GeorgiaboyJeff!
05-16-2006, 03:46 PM
Every Lil Jon song:mad: :o


Yeah!! I basically like his producing but the Lyrics are horrible!

Penny Lane
05-16-2006, 03:56 PM
Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
Silly lyrics but I LOVE IT!:happyface
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UNCLE ALBERT/ADMIRAL HALSEY
Paul McCartney

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
We're So Sorry If We Caused You Any Pain
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But There's No One Left At Home
And I Believe I'm Gonna Rain

We're So Sorry But We Haven't Heard A Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But If Anything Should Happen We'll Be Sure To Give A Ring

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But We Haven't Done A Bloody Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But The Kettle's On The Boil And We're So Easily Called Away

Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Admiral Halsey Notified Me
He Had To Have A Berth Or He Couldn't Get To Sea
I Had Another Look And I Had A Cup Of Tea And Butter Pie

(The Butter Wouldn't Melt So I Put It In The Pie)
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)
Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground
Live A Little, Get Around
Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)
Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground
Live A Little, Get Around

Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Ooo------------Ooo-------------

Ireneparalegal
05-16-2006, 06:40 PM
Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
Silly lyrics but I LOVE IT!:happyface
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UNCLE ALBERT/ADMIRAL HALSEY
Paul McCartney

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
We're So Sorry If We Caused You Any Pain
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But There's No One Left At Home
And I Believe I'm Gonna Rain

We're So Sorry But We Haven't Heard A Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But If Anything Should Happen We'll Be Sure To Give A Ring

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But We Haven't Done A Bloody Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But The Kettle's On The Boil And We're So Easily Called Away

Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Admiral Halsey Notified Me
He Had To Have A Berth Or He Couldn't Get To Sea
I Had Another Look And I Had A Cup Of Tea And Butter Pie

(The Butter Wouldn't Melt So I Put It In The Pie)
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)
Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground
Live A Little, Get Around
Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)
Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground
Live A Little, Get Around

Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Ooo------------Ooo-------------
boy, this beatle song makes me thirsty for water...:lol:

sara
05-17-2006, 01:11 AM
boy, this beatle song makes me thirsty for water...:lol:
It's not a Beatle's song it's a Wing's song.:)

Ireneparalegal
05-19-2006, 01:17 PM
It's not a Beatle's song it's a Wing's song.:)
OMG, see how "duh" i am...thanx!

Nighthawk76
05-19-2006, 06:40 PM
Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
Silly lyrics but I LOVE IT!:happyface
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UNCLE ALBERT/ADMIRAL HALSEY
Paul McCartney

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
We're So Sorry If We Caused You Any Pain
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But There's No One Left At Home
And I Believe I'm Gonna Rain

We're So Sorry But We Haven't Heard A Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But If Anything Should Happen We'll Be Sure To Give A Ring

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But We Haven't Done A Bloody Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But The Kettle's On The Boil And We're So Easily Called Away

Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Admiral Halsey Notified Me
He Had To Have A Berth Or He Couldn't Get To Sea
I Had Another Look And I Had A Cup Of Tea And Butter Pie

(The Butter Wouldn't Melt So I Put It In The Pie)
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)
Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground
Live A Little, Get Around
Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)
Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground
Live A Little, Get Around

Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Ooo------------Ooo-------------


The lyrics are pretty silly, but it is a great song. One of my favorite solo Paul songs. :D

Chad Michael Murray
05-19-2006, 11:04 PM
How about that Sixpence None the Richer song, "Kiss Me", where they talk about "bearded barley" and weird junk like that. What the HELL is bearded barley?! And before someone comes up in here and tells me what it is...I don't care, I've still always just found that to be a strange song.

PrettyinPink55
05-19-2006, 11:08 PM
How about that Sixpence None the Richer song, "Kiss Me", where they talk about "bearded barley" and weird junk like that. What the HELL is bearded barley?! And before someone comes up in here and tells me what it is...I don't care, I've still always just found that to be a strange song.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mikado
05-19-2006, 11:40 PM
Mairzy doats and dozy doats, and little lambs eat ivy, a kiddle eat Ivy too, wouldnt you? :lol: ( These are actual words, when spelled correctly ;) )

HuntingtonM15
05-20-2006, 12:07 AM
I really do like Shania, but sometimes she has the most odd/weak lyrics.

From the song "Up!":

Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard
Then I could cover up my spots
not play connect the dots
I just wanna disappear

Nighthawk76
05-20-2006, 12:09 AM
I really do like Shania, but sometimes she has the most odd/weak lyrics.

From the song "Up!":

Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard
Then I could cover up my spots
not play connect the dots
I just wanna disappear


I agree. Shania doesn't write the greatest lyrics. I still don't know why she would want to grow a beard. :lol:

HuntingtonM15
05-20-2006, 12:16 AM
I agree. Shania doesn't write the greatest lyrics. I still don't know why she would want to grow a beard. :lol:

:lol: Shania will always be on top no matter what she does, but her lyrics are sometimes laughable. Her greatest talent is in live entertaining.

Ireneparalegal
05-20-2006, 01:26 AM
How about that Sixpence None the Richer song, "Kiss Me", where they talk about "bearded barley" and weird junk like that. What the HELL is bearded barley?! And before someone comes up in here and tells me what it is...I don't care, I've still always just found that to be a strange song.
:yeahthat:

Mikado
05-20-2006, 01:28 AM
:yeahthat:
Hmmm...maybe "bearded barley" is barley with mold on it ???? :crazy:

Penny Lane
05-20-2006, 10:25 AM
Mairzy doats and dozy doats, and little lambs eat ivy, a kiddle eat Ivy too, wouldnt you? :lol: ( These are actual words, when spelled correctly ;) )

Actually I think the correct/intended lyrics are;

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'll eat ivy too
wouldn't you?


Kid meaning a baby goat I presume?

But all in all it is a silly song!:lol:

Nighthawk76
05-20-2006, 12:27 PM
:lol: Shania will always be on top no matter what she does, but her lyrics are sometimes laughable. Her greatest talent is in live entertaining.


Shania is a great live entertainer. I saw a free concert she gave in Chicago's Grant Park in August 2003. It was later shown as a television special and a DVD was released of it. :)

PrettyinPink55
05-20-2006, 12:28 PM
I love you like a fat kid love cake

:lol:

HuntingtonM15
05-20-2006, 01:41 PM
Shania is a great live entertainer. I saw a free concert she gave in Chicago's Grant Park in August 2003. It was later shown as a television special and a DVD was released of it. :)

That's awesome you got to go to that one! I have the DVD. I saw her later that year once her tour officially started.

Mikado
05-20-2006, 05:09 PM
Actually I think the correct/intended lyrics are;

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'll eat ivy too
wouldn't you?


Kid meaning a baby goat I presume?

But all in all it is a silly song!:lol:
right, those are the correct lyrics, however, they are more fun to write the way they are pronounced on the record :lol: and yes, a kid is a baby goat :lol: And btw, the title of the song is Mairzy doats...so they did that intentionally ;)

Mikado
05-20-2006, 05:12 PM
:lol: Shania will always be on top no matter what she does.
Shania on top sounds good to me....but, whats that got to do with her music??:confused: :crazy:

Ireneparalegal
05-20-2006, 10:33 PM
Shania on top sounds good to me....but, whats that got to do with her music??:confused: :crazy:
:lol: :lol: :lol: