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Sterling Holobyte 04-18-2006, 01:01 PM HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COMMERCIALS? I AM BILLIE MAYS AND I AM THE SPOKESMAN FOR PRODUCTS LIKE OXY-CLEAN, KA-BOOM AND OTHER CLEANING PRODUCTS! I AM ALWAYS YELLING! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM ALWAYS YELLING, I JUST AM! I WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR, BUT THE PATIENTS DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT THE WHOLE HOSPITAL WOULD HEAR WHEN I TOLD THEM THEY HAD V.D., SO NOW I SELL STUFF ON TV! AND I YELL A LOT!;)
So, is anyone else sick of hearing this guy? It's like, chill out, dude! I feel sorry for his wife and kids if he has either. "HEY HONEY, LET'S HAVE SEX! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CHILDREN CAN HEAR ME? OH, OK. I'LL JUST TELL THEM A BEDTIME STORY AND GET THEM ALL TIRED AND RESTFUL SO THEY GO TO SLEEP! READY, KIDS? ONCE UPON A TIME IN THIS PEACEFUL KINGDOM THERE LIVED A...!"
Brother: "Daddy, I can't sleep with you talking. How about you, sis?"
Sis: "What? I can't hear you. Daddy has already blown out my eardrums."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M NOT TALKING, I'M WHISPERING!":wallbang
gilligan fanatic 04-18-2006, 01:33 PM he has been selling that stuff for at least 5 or 6 years. I am kind of sick of seeing him on TV
Ireneparalegal 04-18-2006, 02:28 PM HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COMMERCIALS? I AM BILLIE MAYS AND I AM THE SPOKESMAN FOR PRODUCTS LIKE OXY-CLEAN, KA-BOOM AND OTHER CLEANING PRODUCTS! I AM ALWAYS YELLING! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM ALWAYS YELLING, I JUST AM! I WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR, BUT THE PATIENTS DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT THE WHOLE HOSPITAL WOULD HEAR WHEN I TOLD THEM THEY HAD V.D., SO NOW I SELL STUFF ON TV! AND I YELL A LOT!;)
So, is anyone else sick of hearing this guy? It's like, chill out, dude! I feel sorry for his wife and kids if he has either. "HEY HONEY, LET'S HAVE SEX! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CHILDREN CAN HEAR ME? OH, OK. I'LL JUST TELL THEM A BEDTIME STORY AND GET THEM ALL TIRED AND RESTFUL SO THEY GO TO SLEEP! READY, KIDS? ONCE UPON A TIME IN THIS PEACEFUL KINGDOM THERE LIVED A...!"
Brother: "Daddy, I can't sleep with you talking. How about you, sis?"
Sis: "What? I can't hear you. Daddy has already blown out my eardrums."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M NOT TALKING, I'M WHISPERING!":wallbang
Yes he is loud (this post of yours made me laugh my ass off). but he isn't annoying like that guy with the pony tail on the exercise machine...what the hell is his name? He reminds me of the late Sam Kinison...ALWAYS YELLING.
Chad Michael Murray 04-18-2006, 03:55 PM Tony Little is that guy, Irene!! :rotflmao:
And the thing is, I actually got a Gazelle the other day. We were going to get a treadmill but then I saw that and decided on it at the last minute. It's a great machine, just as long as you don't grow your hair into a greasy ponytail and cover it with a baseball cap like Tony does.
Janice 04-20-2006, 07:00 PM That loud guy is annoying. There's another guy who sells collector's coins. My husband watches it. The guy screams. I have to leave the room.
Ireneparalegal 04-20-2006, 07:02 PM Tony Little is that guy, Irene!! :rotflmao:
And the thing is, I actually got a Gazelle the other day. We were going to get a treadmill but then I saw that and decided on it at the last minute. It's a great machine, just as long as you don't grow your hair into a greasy ponytail and cover it with a baseball cap like Tony does.
Tony Little...that's his name. Boy, it sure doesn't fit him at all. He is one annoying mofo!!!! Him and that british guy who sells the Magic Bullet. God, he is despicable.
Hollow 04-20-2006, 07:12 PM HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COMMERCIALS? I AM BILLIE MAYS AND I AM THE SPOKESMAN FOR PRODUCTS LIKE OXY-CLEAN, KA-BOOM AND OTHER CLEANING PRODUCTS! I AM ALWAYS YELLING! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM ALWAYS YELLING, I JUST AM! I WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR, BUT THE PATIENTS DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT THE WHOLE HOSPITAL WOULD HEAR WHEN I TOLD THEM THEY HAD V.D., SO NOW I SELL STUFF ON TV! AND I YELL A LOT!;)
So, is anyone else sick of hearing this guy? It's like, chill out, dude! I feel sorry for his wife and kids if he has either. "HEY HONEY, LET'S HAVE SEX! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CHILDREN CAN HEAR ME? OH, OK. I'LL JUST TELL THEM A BEDTIME STORY AND GET THEM ALL TIRED AND RESTFUL SO THEY GO TO SLEEP! READY, KIDS? ONCE UPON A TIME IN THIS PEACEFUL KINGDOM THERE LIVED A...!"
Brother: "Daddy, I can't sleep with you talking. How about you, sis?"
Sis: "What? I can't hear you. Daddy has already blown out my eardrums."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M NOT TALKING, I'M WHISPERING!":wallbang
:rotflmao:
i love billy mays commercials, just because the obnoxiousness of his SCREAMING the whole time is hilarious. his long lost twin brother tony little is the same way, only he's just plain annoying.
EmoJoe 04-21-2006, 02:53 PM HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COMMERCIALS? I AM BILLIE MAYS AND I AM THE SPOKESMAN FOR PRODUCTS LIKE OXY-CLEAN, KA-BOOM AND OTHER CLEANING PRODUCTS! I AM ALWAYS YELLING! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM ALWAYS YELLING, I JUST AM! I WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR, BUT THE PATIENTS DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT THE WHOLE HOSPITAL WOULD HEAR WHEN I TOLD THEM THEY HAD V.D., SO NOW I SELL STUFF ON TV! AND I YELL A LOT!;)
So, is anyone else sick of hearing this guy? It's like, chill out, dude! I feel sorry for his wife and kids if he has either. "HEY HONEY, LET'S HAVE SEX! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CHILDREN CAN HEAR ME? OH, OK. I'LL JUST TELL THEM A BEDTIME STORY AND GET THEM ALL TIRED AND RESTFUL SO THEY GO TO SLEEP! READY, KIDS? ONCE UPON A TIME IN THIS PEACEFUL KINGDOM THERE LIVED A...!"
Brother: "Daddy, I can't sleep with you talking. How about you, sis?"
Sis: "What? I can't hear you. Daddy has already blown out my eardrums."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M NOT TALKING, I'M WHISPERING!":wallbang
:rofl:
Moonlight Lady 04-21-2006, 03:10 PM HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COMMERCIALS? I AM BILLIE MAYS AND I AM THE SPOKESMAN FOR PRODUCTS LIKE OXY-CLEAN, KA-BOOM AND OTHER CLEANING PRODUCTS! I AM ALWAYS YELLING! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM ALWAYS YELLING, I JUST AM! I WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR, BUT THE PATIENTS DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT THE WHOLE HOSPITAL WOULD HEAR WHEN I TOLD THEM THEY HAD V.D., SO NOW I SELL STUFF ON TV! AND I YELL A LOT!;)
So, is anyone else sick of hearing this guy? It's like, chill out, dude! I feel sorry for his wife and kids if he has either. "HEY HONEY, LET'S HAVE SEX! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CHILDREN CAN HEAR ME? OH, OK. I'LL JUST TELL THEM A BEDTIME STORY AND GET THEM ALL TIRED AND RESTFUL SO THEY GO TO SLEEP! READY, KIDS? ONCE UPON A TIME IN THIS PEACEFUL KINGDOM THERE LIVED A...!"
Brother: "Daddy, I can't sleep with you talking. How about you, sis?"
Sis: "What? I can't hear you. Daddy has already blown out my eardrums."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M NOT TALKING, I'M WHISPERING!":wallbang
:rofl: That made my day.
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