George: "Your cooking taste like dog meat."
Florence: "That's cause I'm cooking for a chiuaua"

Tom: "A white mule?"
George" A Honkey Donkey"

George: (to Jenny) "That was white talk, you should have understood half of that"

Ralph: (to mother Jefferson) "When would you like to be picked up?"
Mother Jefferson: "that depends on how long my daughter-in-law could stand haing me around."
Weezy: (to Ralph) "come back in a half an hour"

George: That's what you get from a mixed marriage, assorted nuts. Dig where I'm coming from your whitneness?

Alan Willis: I dug where you was coming from yesterday chump and you ain;t cool

George: Say what?

Alan willis: I say your teeth are yellow and your breath is bad, get out of my face before you wish you had

George:You better get off my back and leave me alone because the teeth you save will be your own

Alan Wills: Look if it wasn;t for the fact that you was five foot two, like white on rice I'll be all over you

George: Look when you are in my house you better show some respect with your elephant ears and chicken neck

Alan Wills: If you want respect you got to earn it, so cover your nose before I burn it

George: look at this elite N**ger wofling at my door, with your yellow behind I'm going to mop up the entire floor.





LOL-

Mother Jefferson: "I don't have to stay here and be insulted!"
Louise Jefferson: "That's right Mother Jefferson, YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE & BE INSULTED!"

Florence:

Ralph Hart:
[George Jefferson and Tom and Helen Willis are locked in the Jefferson's bathroom and can't get out]

Ralph Hart:
[outside bathroom door, to Helen] You and Mr. Jefferson are in the bathroom together?

Ralph Hart:
[pause]

Ralph Hart:
Don't worry; Mr. Willis will never hear it from me!

Mother Jefferson i may not know who's alive but i sure know who's Dead lol

Florence Johnston:
[as old ladies] Sure is a fancy dress, Mrs. Jefferson.

Louise Jefferson:
Well, it's not every night you celebrate a 25th anniversary.

George Jefferson:
What're you talking about, Weezy? We've been married longer than that.

Florence Johnston:
Time sure flies. Seems like only yesterday I started working here.

George Jefferson:
Wrong, you still haven't started!