TF isnt here, but im starting the thread anyway :grr:

Joe: THE GROOM IS LATE! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!?!?

Kellie: Let's eat CALAMARI!

*Walks in looking nervous*

Late for my own wedding! *Laughs until he realize nobody else is*

I'M HERE

*Everybody glares at TF, except for Kellie*

Kellie: HEY HONEY, WANT SOME SALL-MON?!?

*Everybody glares at TF, except for Kellie*

Kellie: HEY HONEY, WANT SOME SALL-MON?!?
TF: Uhhhh....Sure. *Eats some* That wasnt cooked, was it?

Kellie: I dunno...*scratches head*

*They both laugh histerically as everyone still stares blankly*

*Kellie's dad walks in*

Kellie's Dad: YO YO IM HERE

Joe: Aren't you in JAIL?!?!

Kellie's Dad: Shhhh....

ANYWAY YO YO WHERE'S DA LUCKY GROOM!!?/

Kellie: He's over there, Daddy!

*He walks over to TF*

Kellie's Dad: I just wanna wish you the best of luck to my daughter, and, um... IF YOU HURT HER *he makes a fist* MAH FIST WILL BE GOIN DOWN YA THROAT!!!

*laughs evilly*

*Kellie's dad walks in*

Kellie's Dad: YO YO IM HERE

Joe: Aren't you in JAIL?!?!

Kellie's Dad: Shhhh....

ANYWAY YO YO WHERE'S DA LUCKY GROOM!!?/

Kellie: He's over there, Daddy!

*He walks over to TF*

Kellie's Dad: I just wanna wish you the best of luck to my daughter, and, um... IF YOU HURT HER *he makes a fist* MAH FIST WILL BE GOIN DOWN YA THROAT!!!

*laughs evilly*
TF: :eek: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM....

I'M HERE
Welcome.

TF: :eek: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM....
Kellie's Dad: THE BATHROOM!!??! HAHAHAHAHAH.... *laughs evilly again*.

I mean, go ahead.

I'M HERE
*Kellie walks up to Sam*

Kellie: LETS GO WALKIN, AFTER MIDNIGHTTTTT

Kellie's Dad: THE BATHROOM!!??! HAHAHAHAHAH.... *laughs evilly again*.

I mean, go ahead.
*TF walks around for 15 minutes and cant find the bathroom, he has a mental breakdown in a random portion of the building and yells into the sky on his knees*

TF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*TF then looks over and realizes he is standing on a balcony-like thing above the altar*

TF Again: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Kellie walks up to Sam*

Kellie: LETS GO WALKIN, AFTER MIDNIGHTTTTT
TF: But I thought that was OUR Tradition.:(

*TF walks around for 15 minutes and cant find the bathroom, he has a mental breakdown in a random portion of the building and yells into the sky on his knees*

TF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*TF then looks over and realizes he is standing on a balcony-like thing above the altar*

TF Again: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Kevin Covais walks in*

Kevin: Hey Kellie, I don't see your groom, so, uh, hey, let's say we go next door and...well...

TF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

TF: But I thought that was OUR Tradition.:(
Kellie: IT IS!!!! In fact, let's do it tonight!

*Kevin Covais walks in*

Kevin: Hey Kellie, I don't see your groom, so, uh, hey, let's say we go next door and...well...

TF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*TF runs inbetween Kevin and Kellie and Knocks Kellie to the floor by accident*

TF: *Sitting on top of her* Hi.

Kellie: IT IS!!!! In fact, let's do it tonight!
TF: :D

*TF runs inbetween Kevin and Kellie and Knocks Kellie to the floor by accident*

TF: *Sitting on top of her* Hi.
Kevin: *nervous laugh* Hey TF, old pal...I wasn't trying to steal your soon-to-be-wife...of course not

Kellie: Oh, Kevin, don't be silly! Of course you were!

*Kevin blushes*

TF: :D
Kellie: Before, or after, the....ya know.

Kevin: *nervous laugh* Hey TF, old pal...I wasn't trying to steal your soon-to-be-wife...of course not

Kellie: Oh, Kevin, don't be silly! Of course you were!

*Kevin blushes*
TF: :grr:

Kellie: Before, or after, the....ya know.
TF: AFTER!!!!

TF: :grr:
Kevin: I'm gonna go prepare for my performance now...

*The Priest walks in*

The Priest: Are we gonna get this cermony started, or what? I have a date with a sexy chick at 8, hurry up!

TF: AFTER!!!!
Kellie: Ok. So we'll do it AFTER we wash the dishes. Got it!

Kevin: I'm gonna go prepare for my performance now...

*The Priest walks in*

The Priest: Are we gonna get this cermony started, or what? I have a date with a sexy chick at 8, hurry up!
TF: Calm down, dude....Nobody's even here yet, practically.

TF: Calm down, dude....Nobody's even here yet, practically.
The Priest: I DON'T GIVE A [CENSORED]

*the crowd gasps*

The Priest: I mean....FUN! Aw man, there goes my part-time job as a priest...

Kellie: Ok. So we'll do it AFTER we wash the dishes. Got it!
*TF thinks*: Why didn't I see THAT one coming?

TF: Sure, Honey!

The Priest: I DON'T GIVE A [CENSORED]

*the crowd gasps*

The Priest: I mean....FUN! Aw man, there goes my part-time job as a priest...
TF: FIGHT me, Priest.....like guy.

TF: FIGHT me, Priest.....like guy.*The Priest takes off his disquise and he's...JACK!?!!?

Jack: brent: GOT YA!

Why do you have to do this in the Car 54 Board?

*TF thinks*: Why didn't I see THAT one coming?

TF: Sure, Honey!
Kellie: TF, tell me how babies are born! I want to have kids, but I don't know how to!

Why do you have to do this in the Car 54 Board?
because it's fun.

and besides, random doesnt have scenic views of the please dont eat the daisies board.

*The Priest takes off his disquise and he's...JACK!?!!?

Jack: brent: GOT YA!
TF: Ok, Jack.....you FIGHT Me.

Why do you have to do this in the Car 54 Board?
Because we felt like it. :lol:

TF: Ok, Jack.....you FIGHT Me.
Jack: Wha...Wha...WHAAAAT???

*Jack runs away sobbing, as Katharine walks in*

Katharine: WHY DID MY HUSBAND JUST RUN OUT OF HERE CRYING!?!?

*She goes up to TF*

Katharine: YOU. What did you DO!??!

Kellie: TF, tell me how babies are born! I want to have kids, but I don't know how to!
TF: :grr: I'll show you later. :grineyes:

TF: :grr: I'll show you later. :grineyes:
Kellie: They come from an egg, right? A bird's egg? I KNEW IT!

Jack: Wha...Wha...WHAAAAT???

*Jack runs away sobbing, as Katharine walks in*

Katharine: WHY DID MY HUSBAND JUST RUN OUT OF HERE CRYING!?!?

*She goes up to TF*

Katharine: YOU. What did you DO!??!

TF: I...

*Katharine leaps towards TF to beat him to the ground when Kellie runs in front of her and hugs her, she knocks Kellie onto the ground by accident*

Kellie: KATHARINE! YEW MADE IT TO MA WEDDING!

Kellie: They come from an egg, right? A bird's egg? I KNEW IT!

TF: Uhhh yeah, that's where they come from.

OOC: :rotflmao: Why do I have the feeling she would actually ask something like that even if she knew?

not that it matters because I am not a moderator or anything but I wish you all would stay out of these boards to talk random. If you want to tallk about the show go right ahead.

TF: I...

*Katharine leaps towards TF to beat him to the ground when Kellie runs in front of her and hugs her, she knocks Kellie onto the ground by accident*

Kellie: KATHARINE! YEW MADE IT TO MA WEDDING!
Katharine: You're WEDDING? You're marrying HIM?

Kellie: SURE AM!

*Joe walks in*

Joe: Ok, our priest was JACK, so we kind of need a new priest.

not that it matters because I am not a moderator or anything but I wish you all would stay out of these boards to talk random. If you want to tallk about the show go right ahead.
The New Car 54, Where Are You...starring, Katharine McPhee, TF, and Kellie Pickler!

wow, lighten up...

they got a board called Random for a reason. They got a board for Car 54 for people who watch the show.

TF: Uhhh yeah, that's where they come from.

OOC: :rotflmao: Why do I have the feeling she would actually ask something like that even if she knew?
:lol: yeah i get that feeling too.

they got a board called Random for a reason. They got a board for Car 54 for people who watch the show.
but i DO watch the show! every day! its like the most aw3some show ever!!!11111111111

they got a board called Random for a reason. They got a board for Car 54 for people who watch the show.
It's not like people actually even post here, or like we're even going to keep doing this. :lol:

There's a thread one of us started like this from 2003 that never even got moved.

It's not like people actually even post here, or like we're even going to keep doing this. :lol:

There's a thread one of us started like this from 2003 that never even got moved.
not to mention the other boards we've spammed, lol

go to the private benjamin board...:p

anyway, back to the wedding. TF, its your turn :grr:

I'm here :happyface

I'm here :happyface
*Kellie goes up to Jeremy*

Kellie: HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!!! HEY! IM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU!

Katharine: Do you even know who he IS?

Kellie: No

:lol: yeah i get that feeling too.
TF: Ok, Kellie...So I lied about the Eggs....I guess I'll start with a question you asked awhile back..."WHATS A BALLSY"....

OOC: :rotflmao:

TF: Ok, Kellie...So I lied about the Eggs....I guess I'll start with a question you asked awhile back..."WHATS A BALLSY"....

OOC: :rotflmao:
Kellie: Oooh, ooh, yay! I'm dying to know the answer to this one! Is it a fish!!? Does it look like one!??

Kellie: Oooh, ooh, yay! I'm dying to know the answer to this one! Is it a fish!!? Does it look like one!??
TF: Later, Kellie, Later. :lol:

TF: Later, Kellie, Later. :lol:
Kellie: Aww, but I want to know now! :( Oh well. Where's the CALAMARI?

Jack: Im here!!! GF is a party pooper

Kellie: Aww, but I want to know now! :( Oh well. Where's the CALAMARI?
TF: I thought you hated Calamari?

Jack: Im here!!! GF is a party pooper
Katharine: Hey Jack!

*Katharine and Jack kiss...for 2 minutes*

Kellie: IS THAT HOW BABIES ARE MADE?!?!?

Jack: Im here!!! GF is a party pooper
TF: You've been here. You were the priest....Like guy. I guess you were drunk too.

TF: I thought you hated Calamari?
Kellie: I changed my mind. I'm crazy about calamari now! But not as crazy as I am about YOU...

TF: You've been here. You were the priest....Like guy.
Jack: What? No I wasn't

*The Priest-Like Guy/Jack comes back in*

Priest-Like Guy/Jack: Hey guys, i'm...*gasps* WHO IS THAT?!?!?!? WHY IS HE IMPERSONATING ME!??!

Katharine: Hey Jack!

*Katharine and Jack kiss...for 2 minutes*

Kellie: IS THAT HOW BABIES ARE MADE?!?!?
TF: Well....Let's just say that could lead up to it. ;) Hopefully these two wont go that far here, though. :eek:

TF: Well....Let's just say that could lead up to it. ;) Hopefully these two wont go that far here, though. :eek:
Katharine: So what if we WERE? We have before!

Kellie: I changed my mind. I'm crazy about calamari now! But not as crazy as I am about YOU...
TF: Awww...*TF hugs Kellie in a Full House like sequence where everyone "awwws" at the same time*

TF: Awww...*TF hugs Kellie in a Full House like sequence where everyone "awwws" at the same time*
*Full house music plays*

Everyone: EVERYWHERE YOU LOOk, EVERYWHERE YOU GOOOOOO!!!

Katharine: So what if we WERE? We have before!
TF: *Looks at Jack* Jack, you two GOT IT ON in a Church?!

Preist-LIke Guy/Jack: You're very ballsy

Kellie : WHUIT'S BAWL-ZEE?

TF: *Looks at Jack* Jack, you two GOT IT ON in a Church?!
Jack: Yup!

Jack: Yup!
Prreist Like Guy: What? :eek: NOOOO!!

*Joe and Carrie walk in*

Joe: Hey look! It's TF and Kellie!

*They walk up to him*

Carrie: So what's going on?

Kellie: Oh, you haven't missed much, the priest turned out to be Jack, Katharine and Jack almost got it on in a church, and we're having a discussion about ballsies!

Joe: *uninterested* Oh, so same old, same old?

*Full house music plays*

Everyone: EVERYWHERE YOU LOOk, EVERYWHERE YOU GOOOOOO!!!
*Everyone dances and sings along as the Full House opening logo randomly appears as if it was the opening to the show*

Prreist Like Guy: What? :eek: NOOOO!!
Jack: Hey, I'M the real jack

Priest-Like Guy/Jack: NO I AM!

Joe: There's only one way to settle this. What would you say if you agreed with a statement?

Jack: That's easy..."I agree!"

Priest-Like Guy/Jack: DITTO!

Carrie: Priest-like guy is the real Jack! So then, who's the other one...?

*Jack takes off his costume, and he's...EFD!*

EFD: Wanna fight? :mad:

Jack: Yup!
TF: *Raises eyebrow* Ah well, whatever floats your boat, I guess.

*Everyone dances and sings along as the Full House opening logo randomly appears as if it was the opening to the show*
OOC: :rofl:

*Joe and Carrie walk in*

Joe: Hey look! It's TF and Kellie!

*They walk up to him*

Carrie: So what's going on?

Kellie: Oh, you haven't missed much, the priest turned out to be Jack, Katharine and Jack almost got it on in a church, and we're having a discussion about ballsies!

Joe: *uninterested* Oh, so same old, same old?
TF: Basically, Joe.

Katharine: EWW, I KISSED BO BICE!?!?

*She wipes her lips frantically*

Katharine: GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!

EFD: That's EFD!!! :mad:

Jack: Hey, I'M the real jack

Priest-Like Guy/Jack: NO I AM!

Joe: There's only one way to settle this. What would you say if you agreed with a statement?

Jack: That's easy..."I agree!"

Priest-Like Guy/Jack: DITTO!

Carrie: Priest-like guy is the real Jack! So then, who's the other one...?

*Jack takes off his costume, and he's...EFD!*

EFD: Wanna fight? :mad:
TF: Wait....So does this mean that when Katharine made out with Jack, it was really EFD?.....

*TF thinks for a moment as the place goes silent*

TF: ....Yep, same old same old.

TF: Basically, Joe.
Joe: Yeah. So, when's the new priest coming?

Kellie: Uhh...

Joe: YOU DON'T HAVE A PRIEST FOR YOUR WEDDING!??

TF: Wait....So does this mean that when Katharine made out with Jack, it was really EFD?.....

*TF thinks for a moment as the place goes silent*

TF: ....Yep, same old same old.
Joe: *yawns* Yep

*Everyone dances and sings along as the Full House opening logo randomly appears as if it was the opening to the show*
OOC: :rotflmao:

Joe: Yeah. So, when's the new priest coming?

Kellie: Uhh...

Joe: YOU DON'T HAVE A PRIEST FOR YOUR WEDDING!??
TF: Looks like I need to make a quick phone call....

TF: Looks like I need to make a quick phone call....
Joe: Just make sure the priest isn't ROBY.

*Roby walks in in priest robes*

Joe: Um, Roby?

Roby: HEY GUYS!!! Look what I found off the street!

Jack: The new preist is...


*preist walks in*

Preist : HI, Im Reverend Cowell

All : SIMON?!?!?!!?


Preist : That's right, this wedding is ghastly, it is very horrible, it doenst have the Wow factor, it was very safe,lazy and boring, and verry horrible. It was like an improvised wedding, veryy karaoke. So lets make it better

Joe: By the way TF, KC can't make it. She's at work.

*KC drives by with Bucky Covington in the front seat with her*

KC: WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!!! IM SO GLAD I MISSED TF'S WEDDING FOR THIS!!!

Kellie: Are they gonna have kids, TF?!?

Roby : Simon? IM the new priest!


Simon : No, I am

*Ryab Seacrest randomly appears*


Ryan : If youd like to vote for S...

Simon : Oh shut up Ryan!

Jack: The new preist is...


*preist walks in*

Preist : HI, Im Reverend Cowell

All : SIMON?!?!?!!?


Preist : That's right, this wedding is ghastly, it is very horrible, it doenst have the Wow factor, it was very safe,lazy and boring, and verry horrible. It was like an improvised wedding, veryy karaoke. So lets make it betterKevin: I wasn't expecting much from you anyway.

Joe: Just make sure the priest isn't ROBY.

*Roby walks in in priest robes*

Joe: Um, Roby?

Roby: HEY GUYS!!! Look what I found off the street!
TF: Isn't Roby like the Captain of a ship or something, so he can Wed us out at sea? Hey, it worked on Gilligan's Island. :mad:

Jack : KC I...I... cant look to the right


KC : Why?


Jack: Cause Yucky sucky BUCKY IS THERE EWWW!!!!

Roby : Simon? IM the new priest!


Simon : No, I am

*Ryab Seacrest randomly appears*


Ryan : If youd like to vote for S...

Simon : Oh shut up Ryan!
*Paula walks in, drunk*

Paula: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THIS DOESNT LOOK LIKE MY MANSION! TEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TF: Isn't Roby like the Captain of a ship or something, so he can Wed us out at sea? Hey, it worked on Gilligan's Island. :mad:
Roby: Sorry man, I don't DO water weddings.

Kevin: I wasn't expecting much from you anyway.
OOC : :rotflmao:

TF : What wet thigns do you do?


Roby : Wet T-shirt contest



*Alll of a suddewen Chad enters with Hilary*

Chad : OH, Hilayr, oh wait The AMERICAN IDOL WEDDING?!?!?!? We mustve gone the wrong direction

Kellie: Are we gonna get married soon? I wanna know how babies are born!

Jack: The new preist is...


*preist walks in*

Preist : HI, Im Reverend Cowell

All : SIMON?!?!?!!?


Preist : That's right, this wedding is ghastly, it is very horrible, it doenst have the Wow factor, it was very safe,lazy and boring, and verry horrible. It was like an improvised wedding, veryy karaoke. So lets make it better
TF: You're just mad that Jack and Katharine didnt get it on here......Wait, EFD was the one who said that...:eek:

EFD: :grineyes:

Everyone else: :eek:

TF : What wet thigns do you do?


Roby : Wet T-shirt contest



*Alll of a suddewen Chad enters with Hilary*

Chad : OH, Hilayr, oh wait The AMERICAN IDOL WEDDING?!?!?!? We mustve gone the wrong direction
Hilary : But, I LOVE American idol!!

Chad: WHAT!!?! WHY WASNT I INFORMED OF THIS BEFORE!?!?

TF: You're just mad that Jack and Katharine didnt get it on here......Wait, EFD was the one who said that...:eek:

EFD: :grineyes:

Everyone else: :eek:
Jack: WHAT!!!?!!?!

EFD: You wanna have a no-sleeping contest? :mad:

Katharine: No, he wants to have a SLEEPING contest...with me...:grineyes:

Joe: By the way TF, KC can't make it. She's at work.

*KC drives by with Bucky Covington in the front seat with her*

KC: WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!!! IM SO GLAD I MISSED TF'S WEDDING FOR THIS!!!

Kellie: Are they gonna have kids, TF?!?
TF: I'd say it was safe to say they are going to have kids, Kellie.

TF: I'd say it was safe to say they are going to have kids, Kellie.
Kellie: But HOW? How is it all DONE?

Kevin: I wasn't expecting much from you anyway.
OOC: :lol:

*Another priest walks in*

Priest: Hello. I am the priest. I had a call. Who is the lucky couple getting married?

TF: I am! I am!!! Kellie, tell him we're getting married!

Kellie: Ummm whaaat? OH YEAH I AM I AM!

Kellie: But HOW? How is it all DONE?
TF: Calm those hormones down, Young lady.

TF: Calm those hormones down, Young lady.
Kellie: Whut'z a hormone?

*Another priest walks in*

Priest: Hello. I am the priest. I had a call. Who is the lucky couple getting married?

TF: I am! I am!!! Kellie, tell him we're getting married!

Kellie: Ummm whaaat? OH YEAH I AM I AM!
Kellie: I was too busy askin' where babies came from!

Priest guy to TF: Virgin? SCORE!

*TF and priest guy do weird random ghetto hand shake gesture thing that lasts 2 entire minutes*

Kellie: I was too busy askin' where babies came from!

Priest guy to TF: Virgin? SCORE!

*TF and priest guy do weird random ghetto hand shake gesture thing that lasts 2 entire minutes*Joe: o_O


Kellie: IS THAT HOW BABIES ARE BORN!?!?

Kellie: I was too busy askin' where babies came from!

Priest guy to TF: Virgin? SCORE!

*TF and priest guy do weird random ghetto hand shake gesture thing that lasts 2 entire minutes*
:rotflmao:

Jack: Yes, Kellie

Jack: Yes, Kellie
Kellie: So...so TF is in love with another man?

WHAT'S THAT CALLED?!?

TF: WHY DID YOU JUST TELL MY WIFE THAT!??!

Joe: o_O


Kellie: IS THAT HOW BABIES ARE BORN!?!?
TF: No, Kellie, that's how people with ghetto connections greet eachother.

*Kevin and Priest guy are shown doing ghetto handshake gesture for entire 2 minutes when they meet*

TF : If you weren't a preist ID KILL YOU! :mad:


EEFD : I'LL DO IT!!!


TF : not now, EFD after the wedding


EFD : You better watch your BACK

Preist : Ok

TF: No, Kellie, that's how people with ghetto connections greet eachother.

*Kevin and Priest guy are shown doing ghetto handshake gesture for entire 2 minutes when they meet*
Kellie: I WANNA HAVE A GHETTO CONNECTION! ME NEXT! ME NEXT!

TF : If you weren't a preist ID KILL YOU! :mad:


EEFD : I'LL DO IT!!!


TF : not now, EFD after the wedding


EFD : You better watch your BACK

Preist : Ok
*Jack whimpers and starts to run away, when Katharine grabs him*

Katharine: You're staying right here, or no reward for you tonight, mister!

Kellie: I WANNA HAVE A GHETTO CONNECTION! ME NEXT! ME NEXT!
*Kellie and priest do the ghetto handshake thing but Kellie just moves her arms and hands a little bit because she doesnt know what to do*

Priest guy: YOU AIN'T HOOD.

TF : Ok Kellie


Kellie : Aight yo!


TF : How do you know ghetto slang already?


KKellie : You get used to it every week when you're judged by Randy Jackson, dawg

*Jack whimpers and starts to run away, when Katharine grabs him*

Katharine: You're staying right here, or no reward for you tonight, mister!
Jack : Ok :D

TF : Ok Kellie


Kellie : Aight yo!


TF : How do you know ghetto slang already?


KKellie : You get used to it every week when you're judged by Randy Jackson, dawg
OOC: Imagine Kellie saying the Dawg thing with a southern accent LOL

*Kellie and priest do the ghetto handshake thing but Kellie just moves her arms and hands a little bit because she doesnt know what to do*

Priest guy: YOU AIN'T HOOD.
*Kellie starts crying*

Kellie: DADDY, HE SAID I "AIN'T HOOD"

*Kellie's Dad walks up*

Kellie's Dad: WHAT YOU SAY!!?!?

*Priest guy whimpers*

OOC: Imagine Kellie saying the Dawg thing with a southern accent LOL
OOC; OMG YES!!! :rotflmao:

OOC: Imagine Kellie saying the Dawg thing with a southern accent LOL
OOC: :lol:

*Kellie starts crying*

Kellie: DADDY, HE SAID I "AIN'T HOOD"

*Kellie's Dad walks up*

Kellie's Dad: WHAT YOU SAY!!?!?

*Priest guy whimpers*
*Police sirens are heard outside*

Kellie's Dad: Uh-oh, I've gotta go. Nice meeting you people.

*Kellie's Dad runs out the back door and hides*

Joe: False alarm.

OOC: I gotta go eat dinnr now. I'll be back after though :wave:

OOC: I gotta go eat dinnr now. I'll be back after though :wave:
:wave:

OOC: I gotta go eat dinnr now. I'll be back after though :wave:
OOC: Bye.

Carrie : Oh no Joe left! But dont get any ideas anyone

Jack : Ok

Katahrine : Yes!

*Police sirens are heard outside*

Kellie's Dad: Uh-oh, I've gotta go. Nice meeting you people.

*Kellie's Dad runs out the back door and hides*

Joe: False alarm.
Kellie: DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY!!!!!!!!!!!

OOC: Back :wave:

Dad : Just kidding

Kellie : I hope


Joe :ill check


Jack : Yeah...

Dad : Just kidding

Kellie : I hope


Joe :ill check


Jack : Yeah...Kellie: WHERE DID MY GROOM GO!!?!?! AND MY DAD!??!

*TF and Kellie's Dad are shown fighting outside*

TF : Im right over here! Im just trying to keep EFD from beating up the preist

TF : Im right over here! Im just trying to keep EFD from beating up the preist
*EFD runs towards priest guy with big 2x4 wooden board*

Priest: I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS PLACE. SCREW YOU PEOPLE.

*Priest guy runs out and Richard Dean Anderson walks in*

RDA: I am here to save the day.

Kellie: Who are YEW? Are yew a Priest?

RDA: Nope.

Joe: Then how are you going to Marry them?

RDA: You can do anything if you put your mind to it. Besides, I can do anything.

*EFD runs towards priest guy with big 2x4 wooden board*

Priest: I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS PLACE. SCREW YOU PEOPLE.

*Priest guy runs out and Richard Dean Anderson walks in*

RDA: I am here to save the day.

Kellie: Who are YEW? Are yew a Priest?

RDA: Nope.

Joe: Then how are you going to Marry them?

RDA: You can do anything if you put your mind to it. Besides, I can do anything.Katharine: I don't understand!

RDA: Don't you see? I can do ANYTHING.

*RDA changes Jack into a cat with his mind power*

Katharine: I don't understand!

RDA: Don't you see? I can do ANYTHING.

*RDA changes Jack into a cat with his mind power*
Katharine: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JACK?

RDA: Quiet, Woman. I'll change him back. *RDA thinks for 1 second and Jack magically turns into himself again*






OOC: LOL

Jack : MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

gimme what you got for a pork chop,
Uhn, she threw it at me like I was a short stop,
Huh, Twirking in a fatty girl hultur top,
then she backed it up on me, then let it drop(drop),
make it hot BOING!, Like a bunny,
girl can I touch you where it's sunny,
Her appearance'll make you give her some money,
she should post for sports illustrated,
it's like a picture perfect sight when she past,
all the other girls hate it. THE END

Alright, I sung my song. kthxbi :grr:

gimme what you got for a pork chop,
Uhn, she threw it at me like I was a short stop,
Huh, Twirking in a fatty girl hultur top,
then she backed it up on me, then let it drop(drop),
make it hot BOING!, Like a bunny,
girl can I touch you where it's sunny,
Her appearance'll make you give her some money,
she should post for sports illustrated,
it's like a picture perfect sight when she past,
all the other girls hate it. THE END

Alright, I sung my song. kthxbi :grr:*The glass in the windows breaks*

Kellie: That was BAUTIFUL!!! CAN I HAVE YER AUTOGRAPH?!?!

Katharine: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JACK?

RDA: Quiet, Woman. I'll change him back. *RDA thinks for 1 second and Jack magically turns into himself again*






OOC: LOL
Katharine: Oh, my sweet sweet Jack!!!

*They make out, and are about to "get it on"*

Carrie: NOT HERE!!!

*The glass in the windows breaks*

Kellie: That was BAUTIFUL!!! CAN I HAVE YER AUTOGRAPH?!?!
here bitch

Katharine: Oh, my sweet sweet Jack!!!

*They make out, and are about to "get it on"*

Carrie: NOT HERE!!!
ALL; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Jack and Katahrine : :D

here bitch
Kellie: YEAH! I'LL TREASURE IT FOREVER!!!

*1 minute later*

Kellie: Where did my autograph go?

*Jack is shown holding the autogrpagh*

Jack: I'LL TREASURE IT FOREVER!

Katharine: JACK!!

*Richard Dean Anderson thinks for a moment and suddenly Katharine appears naked*

RDA: Oops, I guess sometimes I think a little too hard. *Looks over at Jack and smiles evily*

Jack: :mad:

RDA: :king:

*Richard Dean Anderson thinks and suddenly Katharine appears naked*

RDA: Oops, I guess sometimes I think a little too hard. *Looks over at Jack and smiles*

Jack: :mad:

RDA: :king:

OOC: :rofl:

Joe: I wish I could do that around Carrie...

Carrie: Heehee, wait...that's...kinda gross.

OOC: :grr:

are you guys married yet?

are you guys married yet?
Nope.

Sorry guys, my brother was showing me something on TV. :lol:

*Richard Dean Anderson thinks for a moment and suddenly Katharine appears naked*

RDA: Oops, I guess sometimes I think a little too hard. *Looks over at Jack and smiles evily*

Jack: :mad:

RDA: :king:
OO C : :rotflmao:


Jack: Danr it RDA! CHUCK!!!

*Chuck Norris enters*

Chuck : I..... am....the great almighty CHUCK NORRIS!



All :YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

*Richard Dean Anderson CREATES Priests robe out of random articles of fabric*

Nope.

Sorry guys, my brother was showing me something on TV. :lol:
lol its ok :lol:

ANYWAY

Joe: So, RDA, can you think about a PERFECT priest, and then bring one to us?

RDA: Sure...

*RDA thinks hard. Then Jack becomes surronded by a pack of wolves*

RDA: Haha....sorry about that *mumbles* not.

*He thinks them away*

*He thinks again, and a priest appears*

Kellie: FINALLY!

OO C : :rotflmao:


Jack: Danr it RDA! CHUCK!!!

*Chuck Norris enters*

Chuck : I..... am....the great almighty CHUCK NORRIS!



All :YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
*Richard Dean Anderson ROARS as Chuck norris lets out a girly scream and runs*

Richard Dean Anderson: :p

Nope.

Sorry guys, my brother was showing me something on TV. :lol:
hurry up, i'm ready to go home. :grr:

......

lol its ok :lol:

ANYWAY

Joe: So, RDA, can you think about a PERFECT priest, and then bring one to us?

RDA: Sure...

*RDA thinks hard. Then Jack becomes surronded by a pack of wolves*

RDA: Haha....sorry about that *mumbles* not.

*He thinks them away*

*He thinks again, and a priest appears*

Kellie: FINALLY!
Richard Dean Anderson: So you think you can out-priest me, Punk?

Priest: No, actually I'm just here for the free food.

Richard Dean Anderson: That's....What I thought.

OOC: NO. RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON WILL MARRY US. :mad:
RDA: You know what? I'll MARRY YOU!!!

*He thinks the priest away*

RDA: Ok, um. Kellie? You need your dad to walk you up the aisle.

Kellie: WHERE IS HE!?!?

*Kellie's Dad comes running in*

Kellie's Dad: I ESCAPED THE LAW!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!! AHAHAHAH

Kellie's Dad L: Alright here goes!!!




RDA: CHUCK ,MOVE!


Chuck : Alright

Kellie: I wanna see the GROOM before I walk down the isle! WHERE IS HE!?!?

Kellie: I wanna see the GROOM before I walk down the isle! WHERE IS HE!?!?
*TF runs up*

TF: Sorry, Honey.

*TF runs up*

TF: Sorry, Honey.
Kellie: It's ok, sweetie!!

*Kellie walks down the Isle, and then reliazes there's no music*

Kellie: WE NEED AN ORGAN PLAYER!!

Joe: Me and Carrie will do it

*They run there to play the organ, as Kellie and her dad walk up the Isle*

Jack : Yay!!!

Kellie: It's ok, sweetie!!

*Kellie walks down the Isle, and then reliazes there's no music*

Kellie: WE NEED AN ORGAN PLAYER!!

Joe: Me and Carrie will do it

*They run there to play the organ, as Kellie and her dad walk up the Isle*
TF: Wait...Where's the ring bearer?

*Chuck Norris walks up*

Chuck Norris: Right here.

TF: Wait...Where's the ring bearer?

*Chuck Norris walks up*

Chuck Norris: Right here.
Joe: What about the flower girl, bridesmaids, and best man?

Joe: What about the flower girl, bridesmaids, and best man?
*Richard Dean Anderson blinks and random flower girl appears at the door*

Richard Dean Anderson: Karen is the bridesmaid, as well as Kellie's personal nose cleaner. The best man is right here.

*Kevin Covais smiles and waves standing over by the altar*

TF: How did you know that stuff? :eek:

Richard Dean Anderson: I know everything.

*Kellie begins to cry tears of joy*

Kellie: WHAR IS MAH NOSE CLEANER?

*Richard Dean Anderson blinks and random flower girl appears at the door*

Richard Dean Anderson: Karen is the bridesmaid, as well as Kellie's personal nose cleaner. The best man is right here.

*Kevin Covais smiles and waves standing over by the altar*

TF: How did you know that stuff? :eek:

Richard Dean Anderson: I know everything.Joe:...and Chris and Eliott will assist eliott in the nose cleaning:D

*Richard Dean Anderson blinks and random flower girl appears at the door*

Richard Dean Anderson: Karen is the bridesmaid, as well as Kellie's personal nose cleaner. The best man is right here.

*Kevin Covais smiles and waves standing over by the altar*

TF: How did you know that stuff? :eek:

Richard Dean Anderson: I know everything.

*Kellie begins to cry tears of joy*

Kellie: WHAR IS MAH NOSE CLEANER?
*Karen groans*

Karen: ELIOTTTT!!!!! Go clean Kellie's nose!!

Eliott: No

Karen: UGH! Why do I have to do the dirty-work?!?!

*Karen cleans Kellie's nose*

Joe:...and Chris and Eliott will assist eliott in the nose cleaning:D
TF: In that case, you better put on your coat, Kellie. :grr:

RDA: Let's get this wedding started! Ring Bearer, bring the ring!

*Chuck Norris bring up the ring, then trips and falls and it lands on TF's head*

TF : *gets ring from head*

*The real Karen, Chris, and Elliott enter...in matching red attire.*

KAREN: *with a bottle of champagne in hand* MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES!!!!!!

*The real Karen, Chris, and Elliott enter...in matching red attire.*

KAREN: *with a bottle of champagne in hand* MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES!!!!!!
Joe: YOU CAN'T CURSE AND BRING ALCHOHAL INTO A CHURCH!!! THAT'S TAYLOR'S JOB!

RDA: Let's get this wedding started! Ring Bearer, bring the ring!

*Chuck Norris bring up the ring, then trips and falls and it lands on TF's head*
Kellie: Ohmagosh! Rings are fallin from tha sky!!!!

Richard Dean Anderson: http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/1244/bio1x0nv.jpg

Kellie: Ohmagosh! Rings are fallin from tha sky!!!!

Richard Dean Anderson: http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/1244/bio1x0nv.jpg
OOC: :rofl:

RDA: Kellie, do you take TF: Texas Smurftractor as your lawfully wedded husband?

Kellie: AH DO!!!

TF: Oh, why not. Pretend it has to do with some sort of worship.
Joe: Good thinking!!

Joe: YOU CAN'T CURSE AND BRING ALCHOHAL INTO A CHURCH!!! THAT'S TAYLOR'S JOB!

Karen: Well, the man ain't here! Somebody's gotta do it! :p

Karen: We had to WALK here...Chris's car broke down. Elliott only rides on skateboards.

*Taylor Hicks arrives*

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a391/futs_nuckin/tay_0001.jpg

*Taylor Hicks arrives*

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a391/futs_nuckin/tay_0001.jpg
CHRIS: Go and shave you moron.
ELLIOTT: Wow...I didn't realize your ears were bigger than mine!

Karen: We had to WALK here...Chris's car broke down. Elliott only rides on skateboards.
Joe: CHRIS!! I thought your car was in perfect condition!!

*Taylor Hicks arrives*

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a391/futs_nuckin/tay_0001.jpg
Kellie: OH MAH GOSH, RDA TURNED TAYLOR INTO THE EASTER BUNNY GONE WRONG!

OOC: :rofl:

RDA: Kellie, do you take TF: Texas Smurftractor as your lawfully wedded husband?

Kellie: AH DO!!!

RDA: TF....Do you take Kellie Pickler as your lawfully wedded wife?

TF: I do.

RDA: Y....OOH THE EASTER BUNNY!

Joe: CHRIS!! I thought your car was in perfect condition!!
CHRIS: Those damn kids of mine! :mad:

Kellie: Ohmagosh! Rings are fallin from tha sky!!!!

Richard Dean Anderson: http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/1244/bio1x0nv.jpg
OOC : :rotflmao:

RDA: TF....Do you take Kellie Pickler as your lawfully wedded wife?

TF: I do.

RDA: Y....OOH THE EASTER BUNNY!

*TF cries*

Karen: Elliott...can you help me with that honey?

RDA: TF....Do you take Kellie Pickler as your lawfully wedded wife?

TF: I do.

RDA: Y....OOH THE EASTER BUNNY!
*Joe and Carrie get up from the organ*

Joe: I WANT CANDY! I WANT CANDY!!!

Carrie: CAN YOU GIVE ME A CHOCOLATE EGG!!??!

Katharine: I'd like some Peeps!!

*everyone crowds around Taylor and tramples him*

*Taylor Hicks arrives*

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a391/futs_nuckin/tay_0001.jpg
Chris: TAYLOR IT AINT EASTER YET YOU MORON!


Taylor : Im not a moron Let me daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaance!!! *slips and falls into old lady's lap* Hi there

Chuck : GET OFF MY MOM!

*TF cries*

Karen: Elliott...can you help me with that honey?
Eliott: :grr: Do it yourself

*Karen gives Eliott a dirty look*

Eliott: I mean...of course!

*Joe and Carrie get up from the organ*

Joe: I WANT CANDY! I WANT CANDY!!!

Carrie: CAN YOU GIVE ME A CHOCOLATE EGG!!??!

Katharine: I'd like some Peeps!!

*everyone crowds around Taylor and tramples him*
*Karen takes all of the candy and runs with it*

CHRIS: Those damn kids of mine! :mad:
Joe: I told you a million times, DON'T LET THE KIDS NEAR YOUR CAR WITH A CHAINSAW!!!

Eliott: :grr: Do it yourself

*Karen gives Eliott a dirty look*

Eliott: I mean...of course!

Karen: Oh yeah and Chris...TF's collar needs a fixing.

*Karen takes all of the candy and runs with it*
Joe: AFTER HER!!!

*Everyone chases after Karen around the chuch*

TF: AHEM!!! It's time to get MARRIED

Jack: Is THAT what we're here for? I thought it was an easter bunny autograph signing party.

*Everyone gets into their seats and RDA takes where he left off*

Joe: I told you a million times, DON'T LET THE KIDS NEAR YOUR CAR WITH A CHAINSAW!!!

Chris: Not my damn fault!! I told Bobby Bennett..."DON'T LET MY KIDS TOUCH WHATEVER CRAP'S HIDING IN YOUR SHED." But he left it in plain sight for them anyway.

Karen: Oh yeah and Chris...TF's collar needs a fixing.
Chris: Come on, I'm a ROCKER, rockers don't fix groom's collers!

Karen: YOU DO IF I TELL YOU TO!!!!

Chris: FINE!!!

Chris: Not my damn fault!! I told Bobby Bennett..."DON'T LET MY KIDS TOUCH WHATEVER CRAP'S HIDING IN YOUR SHED." But he left it in plain sight for them anyway.
Joe: Sure...:grr:

Joe: AFTER HER!!!

*Everyone chases after Karen around the chuch*

TF: AHEM!!! It's time to get MARRIED

Jack: Is THAT what we're here for? I thought it was an easter bunny autograph signing party.

*Everyone gets into their seats and RDA takes where he left off*

*Karen bumps into someone...it's Anthony Rapp*

Karen: Hey baby! *she gives him "the look"*

Chris: Come on, I'm a ROCKER, rockers don't fix groom's collers!

Karen: YOU DO IF I TELL YOU TO!!!!

Chris: FINE!!!

Karen: Thanks baby. :kiss:
Chris: :rolleyes:
Karen: :schmack:

Joe: Sure...:grr:

Chris: That guy's a psycho, maaaannn I tell you!! :eek:

*Karen bumps into someone...it's Anthony Rapp*

Karen: Hey baby! *she gives him "the look"*
Anthony: Hey, um, why are you chasing an easter bunny around...with candy in your hands?!?! AND TWO OTHER MEN BY YOUR SIDE??!

Chris: That guy's a psycho, maaaannn I tell you!! :eek:
Joe: Oh yeah, I could tell from TV. Is it true that he sleeps with coat racks? :eek:

OOC: I think the groom left again :grr:

we need to get this finished soon. everyone come baaaaack!

Chris : Karen, do you like to DO IT YOURSELF?


Karen : Yeah

Chris : Karen, do you like to DO IT YOURSELF?


Karen : Yeah
Karen: And I like to do it with you too. :grineyes:

You know...fix up doghouses for our puppies. :D

Joe: Oh yeah, I could tell from TV. Is it true that he sleeps with coat racks? :eek:

Chris: Yes! And eight-track players! :eek:

Karen: And I like to do it with you too. :grineyes:

You know...fix up doghouses for our puppies. :D
Eliott: What about ME!?!!?

Anthony: And ME!??!

Chris : We'll do that seconds


OOC : didnt get the obvious 40 Year Old Virgin reference eh?

Chris: Yes! And eight-track players! :eek:
Joe: MALES?!?!

Chris : We'll do that seconds


OOC : didnt get the obvious 40 Year Old Virgin reference eh?
i didnt see that movie :p

Eliott: What about ME!?!!?

Anthony: And ME!??!
Karen: Aw, you know I like to do it with you too Elliott! :hug:

As for you Anthony...go AWAY. Don't you have a book tour you need to be doing? :snob:

OOC: I think the groom left again :grr:
SO wouldnt work.

Karen: Aw, you know I like to do it with you too Elliott! :hug:

As for you Anthony...go AWAY. Don't you have a book tour you need to be doing? :snob:
Karen: *to Anthony* And tango poses you need to be doing with fans? pissed:

Joe: MALES?!?!

Chris: TRISEXUALS!! Oh God, the horror of it all!! :faint:

Joe: AFTER HER!!!

*Everyone chases after Karen around the chuch*

TF: AHEM!!! It's time to get MARRIED

Jack: Is THAT what we're here for? I thought it was an easter bunny autograph signing party.

*Everyone gets into their seats and RDA takes where he left off*
RDA: Ok....Now where was I? Uhhh....Ok, you two are married as far as I know, so TF, you may kiss the bride.

*TF kisses Kellie*

Kellie: Yay!

*TF and Kellie kiss again*

...

*TF and Kellie kiss again*

RDA: AHEM...So...Now that THAT is over with....IT'S PARTY TIME!!!

i didnt see that movie :p
I was talking to Karen

and you probably wotn see it for another 5 years :lol:

Elliott: Can we get on with the wedding already??!!

I was talking to Karen

and you probably wotn see it for another 5 years :lol:

I remember that! The bookstore scene! :D

Jack : NOOOO not TRisexueals!!!


Chris : Quadrasexuals are worse! THey like Aliens!!!

Karen: Hey Taylor, give me some of that champagne!!

I remember that! The bookstore scene! :D
Yeah!:D LOL I saw doo it yourself earlier in it so I was like " I GOTTA work that line in there

Taylor : Ok I will Im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO drunk

Jack : Taylor, you're drunk even when you're sober

Taylro : At leats I dont pee onn the bathroom floor after a few like Bucky

Yeah!:D LOL I saw doo it yourself earlier in it so I was like " I GOTTA work that line in there
Haha, that was good! That part of the movie was sooo funny!!

Taylor : Ok I will Im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO drunk

Jack : Taylor, you're drunk even when you're sober

Taylro : At leats I dont pee onn the bathroom floor after a few like Bucky

Karen: Ewwwwww!! Elliott, clean that stuff up!!

RDA: Ok....Now where was I? Uhhh....Ok, you two are married as far as I know, so TF, you may kiss the bride.

*TF kisses Kellie*

Kellie: Yay!

*TF and Kellie kiss again*

...

*TF and Kellie kiss again*

RDA: AHEM...So...Now that THAT is over with....IT'S PARTY TIME!!!Everyone at once: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Karen: Hey Taylor, give me some of that champagne!!
Taylor: I DRANK ALL OF IT T33H33!!!!!

Haha, that was good! That part of the movie was sooo funny!!
Thanks!:D Yeah it was

Karen: Ewwwwww!! Elliott, clean that stuff up!!
Eliott: Why do I always have to do the dirty work!?!!?

Taylor: I DRANK ALL OF IT T33H33!!!!!
Karen: uggggghhhh.

*Karen, Chris, and Elliott all take out bottles of Yoo-Hoo*

Everyone at once: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
*Full House opening logo appears again randomly*

Eliott: Why do I always have to do the dirty work!?!!?

Karen: You know what you'll be gettin after! :grineyes: ;)

*Full House opening logo appears again randomly*

*The movie cast of Rent goes up on stage to sing the theme song to Full House, along with the AI4 finalists and Kevin Covais*

Karen : YOu dont have to EWlliott, this man can

Bobby Bennett : AT THE COPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COPA CABANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....

Everyone : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


*TF and Kellie strat walking down the aisle, everyone throws rice the band plays "Kung Fyu Fighting as Chukc does ad dnace, Taylor slides on the floor from hsi drunkenness, Chuck roundhosue kicks Taylor Taylor starts dancing even more Chuck gets annoyed punches him, Taylor puts on his bumnny costume, Chuck gives him a carrot, Taylor ets it and they both start dancing until".....*

*a man walks in*

Avbe : Hello Im Abe Vigoda

Everyone : YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE@!!! ALL PRAISE ABE VIGODAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ALMIGHT VIGODA! VIGODA! VIGODA!


Kellie : WHUTS A VIGODA?

Abe : Me!


Kellie : Oh yeah

*Full House opening logo appears again randomly*


*Everyone dances around the room in a conga line while it's on*

Kellie: SO..TF. How are babies born?

*as everyone singas The Full House theme, the band starts playing The Pink Panther theme*
*Chuck breaks piano my accident*


Kellie : That wus a pr-ahceless Steinway!



Jack : *in Clouseau voice* Not anymore!


*all laugh*

*The movie cast of Rent goes up on stage to sing the theme song to Full House, along with the AI4 finalists and Kevin Covais*
*the conga line forms again*

TF : Kellie, babies are born when a man and a woman have affectionatre feeligns for each other, they go into the bedroom ,they turn off the lights, get in bed, one on top of the other , te man has forgotton his condom, they are making noises...

Kellei : You they have sex?

TF : Yes

TF : Kellie, babies are born when a man and a woman have affectionatre feeligns for each other, they go into the bedroom ,they turn off the lights, get in bed, one on top of the other , te man has forgotton his condom, they are making noises...

Kellei : You they have sex?

TF : Yes
Kellie: What's a sex?

Kellie: SO..TF. How are babies born?
TF: Fewww more hours, Ok? ;)

Kellie: What's a sex?
Jack: A sex is like what gender you are! Your sex is female!

OOC: :rotflmao: at "What's a sex".

*TF and Kellei go into a car that says JSUT MARRIED*
\

Vince : Darn we just missed the wedding!

Owen : Daen it, let do something else


Vince : Quail hunting?

Owen : I dont even know what the **** a wuail is

Vinc e: Let's do it anyway

Owen : Ok, we'll crash another wedding

Chris: Okay, Karen, Elliott and I seriously have to go now cuz we got a show to do in a couple of hours.

Elliott: What about me?

Chris: Yes, your name was mentioned.

Elliott: Why do you act like you're the boss of me?

Karen: Boys, boys! You two are married to ME, not each other. :D

Jack: A sex is like what gender you are! Your sex is female!

OOC: :rotflmao: at "What's a sex".
Kellie: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BABIES?!?!

Jack: A sex is like what gender you are! Your sex is female!

OOC: :rotflmao: at "What's a sex".

Kellie: How do I know what my sex is?

Jack: A sex is like what gender you are! Your sex is female!

OOC: :rotflmao: at "What's a sex".
Ditto :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: Whats a sex


TF : Axtually Kellie, a sex is what I just explained and the gender thing?


Kellie : Whats a female?


TF : You

Kellie : Whats a you?


TF : The letter after T as in TF


Kellie : Thats right! I knew all that

Karen: *to Chris and Elliott* OMG you guys! We forgot about Kellie's surprise!

Chris: Okay, Karen, Elliott and I seriously have to go now cuz we got a show to do in a couple of hours.

Elliott: What about me?

Chris: Yes, your name was mentioned.

Elliott: Why do you act like you're the boss of me?

Karen: Boys, boys! You two are married to ME, not each other. :D
Joe: The show is in 20 minutes! You can still get there if you catch a train.

Kellie: LET'S JUST HAVE THA SHOW HERE!

Kellie: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BABIES?!?!
TF : Everything!

Kellie: How do I know what my sex is?
Joe: Look down your PANTS :grr:

Joe: The show is in 20 minutes! You can still get there if you catch a train.

Kellie: LET'S JUST HAVE THA SHOW HERE!
TF: Heck, we have to. Ryan's here....The Idol's are here.....This might be fun.

Joe: Look down your PANTS :grr:
Kellie: I'm not wearing any pants silly!

Elliott: I'll check for you!

Karen: :schmack:

TF : Everything!
Kellie: So, I cen make a baby? KEWL! But how?

Karen: Kellie!!!!!!!!!!!!1 The guys and I baked a pie for you!!

Kellie: I like pie! Is it peach pie? Or chicken pot pie?

Karen: Nope.....DOG POO PIE! *Karen pies Kellie in the face*

Elliott: *looks down Kellie's dress* Ooooooohhh...chocolate!! :drool:

Karen: :schmack:

TF: Heck, we have to. Ryan's here....The Idol's are here.....This might be fun.
Carrie: One thing, who has the results? And Kenny Logins? We need those for the results show!

Karen: Kellie!!!!!!!!!!!!1 The guys and I baked a pie for you!!

Kellie: I like pie! Is it peach pie? Or chicken pot pie?

Karen: Nope.....DOG POO PIE! *Karen pies Kellie in the face*

Elliott: *looks down Kellie's dress* Ooooooohhh...chocolate!! :drool:

Karen: :schmack:
Joe: Don't worry Kellie, we baked you a REAL pie. Here ya go!

*Joe hands her an apple pie*

And now...for TF and Kellie's wedding song...

*Random Justin Timberlake song plays*

Kellie: What's a Justin Timberlake?

Joe: Don't worry Kellie, we baked you a REAL pie. Here ya go!

*Joe hands her an apple pie*

And now...for TF and Kellie's wedding song...

*Random Justin Timberlake song plays*

Kellie: What's a Justin Timberlake?
Karen: *whispers to Chris and Elliott* I've had enough of that girl's stupidity.

Karen: K, we're gonna go now!!

And the two dudeeesss: :wave:

Karen: K, we're gonna go now!!

And the two dudeeesss: :wave:
Joe: See ya! :wave:

Carrie: Bye! :wave:

*Kelly Clarkson walks in*

Kelly: Hey, this isn't my tour bus! A WEDDING!??! I love weddings

*crashes the wedding*