What is it and why?

Im about to blow upppppppppp!!!!

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

I Have a lot of Favorite quotes from "Martin":

Miss Jerry: I'm an old feeble woman, but if you don't give me that sandwich, I'll bash you with this bag of nickels!
(upon receiving the sandwich) Tuna? I don't eat no damn tuna!

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Woman: All Men are dogs!
Martin: If you hate men so much, Why you trying to Look like one?

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Pam: Cole, get your hands off that!
Cole: Sorry, I thought that was the dip!

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Apollo: My name ain't Benson. It's APOLLO!
Martin: Well, Why don't you make your name like Water and get the running?

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Martin: GET THE STEPPING!!

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Martin: Tommy, YOU AIN'T GOT NO JOB!!!

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Woman: You know, I got the strangest feeling I'm being followed
(Then a big BOOMING STEPS are heard throughout the apartment)
Martin: Ain't no earthquakes in Detroit!
Cole: I Know those stomps anywhere!
All: BIG SHIRLEY!!!!!

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Martin: (after picking out an engagement ring) It looks like someone left their social security number
Woman: No, sir, That's the price!

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Drunk Lady: I Ain't drunk, I'm on medication!

I liked it when Martin would say
"Get to steppin."

Jerome: "I'm one of the original playas!! From the himalayas!!"

Gina on the episode where Biggie came to town: "I was just about to cook. I'll put some shrimp in the Speghittos, I'll hook it up!"
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Bro'Man: "Everything was good, 'cept for dem' raggedy azz peas!"
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Sheneneh to Pam: " I don't care who laugh, I cracks myself up"
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Sheneneh to Pam: " I will scatter all yo lil' crooked teeth up and down this hallway"
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Sheneneh: "Cuz I'ma lady"

O Yeah and Sheneneh to Gina: "You gotta go to work on Myra's feet"

I have so many fave lines, its hard to know where to begin and where to end.

Martin to Gina: "This face...belongs on the tizzube!"
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Martin to Gina: "Look at 'em baby. Lookin' like a fake ass J.J. and Michael."
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Pam: "This used to be Gucci, y'all done turned it into hoochie."
Martin: "Wasn't nobody talkin' to you, Poochie."
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Martin: "The only one I know that can make it in this weather is the Abominable SnowPam.":lol:
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Martin: "I said, eat my dust."
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Gina: "He said I sounded like Anita Baker."
Pam: "Maybe Anita Faker."
Gina: "Whatever, Phony Braxton."
(the two begin arguing)
Martin: (breaking it up)"Well ya'll can get another girl and be Phony, Phony, Phony."
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Martin: "And then we ran through a burnin' house."
Cole: "And then we got on the Mothership, Baby Bubba."
Gina: "The Mothership, Martin?"
Martin: "Yeah, baby bubba."

:rotflmao:

(Pam at the dentist)
Martin: See, I ain't afraid of jack. You need to be more like Martin!
Pam (thinking while in comatose state): Be like Martin, Be like Martin.