okay.I expect this thread to have the same kind of staying power as 'King of Queens Quotes' and 'Fav.Arthur Moments' j/k.:)

This thread is not really about quotes(although a quote or two may be involved in the scene).I wanted to make this more about the visual.But of course,quotes are ALWAYS welcome.I'm talking about the scenes that you have to hit rewind on your DVD,VCR,TiVo,etc..,because you just can't get enough of it!
I'll start you off.I was watching "Golden Moldy" the other day(hadn't seen it in awhile)and the scene where Doug and Carrie are wearing the white bathrobes and Doug says,"we look like frickin' polar bears"and then throws Carrie on the bed and starts acting like a bear is tooo funny!!I'll bet I've watched that scene 15 times the last few days.Kevin got Leah laughing pretty hard in that scene.:lol:
Also,I always like when Carrie flashes her fake smile(see season 4 "Double Downer" for many examples of this).:)

Run with it,have fun with it....

The robe/polar bear one IS funny!:lol: One I can think of, it's not really funny, more dramatic, from "Foe: Pa" when Carrie goes off on Arthur and tells him he's a lousy father, they don't do that too often, so I couldn't believe my eyes, I definitely had to replay that scene! She really snapped!!

One of my favorite (funny) visuals...is from "Cowardly Lyin'"

Carrie keeps listening to the messages, and Doug keeps trying to distract her "let's go out and get pizza like 2 crazy kids" , stuff like that, and Carrie listens more and more carefully to the message, the harder she listens, the more Doug begins to act "panicky" then you can hear "pepper" barking in the background, Carrie goes out to the backyard and throws a can at the fence to make the dog bark!:lol:

I love this one because there's really no dialogue between Doug and Carrie, yet, the audience, (and me) is laughing sooooo hard!! Just watching it kills me!:lol:

Great thread by the way =)

Who could forget the "Silent argument" in "Cello, Goodbye"? *LMAO*

Who could forget the "Silent argument" in "Cello, Goodbye"? *LMAO*

oh god,YES!!!:lol:

sweetd-something that has always puzzled me from "Cowardly Lyin'".Who does "Pepper" belong to again?I think that was the one and only time we heard mention of that dog.(?)Is it another one those great mysteries of the show?:)

I believe it is! Pepper was never mentioned again...:lol:

Maybe Pepper's with Stanley:dog: ;)

I love in "Fatty McButterpants" when Doug attacks Mr. Safety in the living room and throws him out onto the porch and then later Arthur discovers him and thinks some vicious thugs did it. Hilarious episode. Honorable mention also goes to Depo Man, Awful Bigamy, Net Prophets and Assaulted Nuts, those are some of my other favorites.

"Depo Man"=sore stomach!...:)

Maybe Pepper's with Stanley:dog: ;)

"I love when dogs get people names":)

What about Snowball, Lou Ferrigno's dog? If memory serves me right he was only seen in the episode "Lush Life" which is another one of my favorites. I guess he went the way of Stanley and Pepper who was never seen.

Also, even though they explained in the "Pilot" commentary on the Season 1 DVD why Lisa Rieffel was taken off the show after a few episodes, I think it would've been still good if they built something into the storyline. Just some of my little quirks. Still an avid fan nonetheless.

Another one of my favorites is the opening on "Awful Bigamy" where Doug is taking a politcal pole and Arthur picks up, the interaction between them was hilarious.

Arthur: Why don't you tell him that you're enormous

Doug: Oh yeah, well why don't you tell him that your salary last year was $12

Arthur: That was after taxes.

CYA :wave:

"Jung Frankenstein"


*LMAO* Carrie's mad at Doug 'cause he won't stay on his diet, when she comes home and sees him eating a yodel she tells him he needs therapy, then goes upstairs........here's the part I gotta watch a few times...:lol:


Arthur gets up and slaps the yodel out of Doug's hand and it flys across the room! Doug finds it and picks it up to throw it out, and Arthur slaps it out of his hand again....:lol:

Doug: "Ok, I wasn't gonna eat it that time";)

One I can think of, it's not really funny, more dramatic, from "Foe: Pa" when Carrie goes off on Arthur and tells him he's a lousy father, they don't do that too often, so I couldn't believe my eyes, I definitely had to replay that scene! She really snapped!!

Doug(To Holly):"You better drive.I might take us off a bridge.":lol:
and the other great quote from Arthur that went something like:"I need to go back in time.And unless you're incredibly wealthy,that's impossible."
That line ALWAYS kills me!!

:lol: Yep!!


just noticed "obsessed Leah Fan"....the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. =)
you're on your way...lol

I know there is AA and overeaters groups,etc..but so far I haven't found any "obsessed Leah fan" groups.sooooo,I'll just have to hang out with y'all to keep my "obsession" in check.;)

"Hi,I'm J.P.
I'm not only the president of the "Obsessed Leah Fan" group,I'm also a client."

:lol: There is no cure.......we're all here for ya though;) :lol:

I think that one my favorites is when Doug gets Carrie laser eye surgery for her birthday and blinds her and they are in the backyard and Carrie keeps trying to hit Doug... that always cracks me up! I think that the episode is called "Sight Gag.":cool:

Another one that I like is in the pilot. Doug is talking to Carrie in his truck stopped at a red light. Then Arthur pulls up right next to him, in the red convertable, with the hookers, and carribean music...that gets me laughing!

In the episode "S'Poor House" (5th season) when Carrie,Doug,and Arthur sit in the dinner.

:rofl: i liked the one where this guy doug knew from jr. high. they got into a fight at deacons sons birthday party.
they wer in those balls "say i didnt do it"
"heffercan' heffercan" "ahhhhhhhh!'

:lol:


"Pregnant Pause"

Anything with "Doug Jr." kills me....

especially when he is in the living room, messing it up :lol:

I don't know how Leah or Kevin kept a straight face during that!!! LOL

Ah, yes. Carrie's lovely fake smile. I knew I was an obsessed Leah fan when, speaking of scenes we like to replay over and over, I was watching the water filter ep, when they were all together at the table with the Satskys; Mrs. Satsky would say something bizarre, and Carrie would flash that fake smile, and I would have to keep rewinding and replaying it over because her fake smile is just so adorable. :) Lord help me!

Oh yeah, and the episode was funny too. I really laughed when Doug looked in the refrigerator, then asked Arthur impatiently, "Carrie's not back from the grocery store yet?" And Arthur says, "Yes she is, but unfortunately, both she and her groceries are invisible." Then he laughs and says, "I'm sorry son, sometimes you just make it so easy." :lol:

:lol:


"Pregnant Pause"

Anything with "Doug Jr." kills me....

especially when he is in the living room, messing it up :lol:

I don't know how Leah or Kevin kept a straight face during that!!! LOL
YES! The "Doug Jr" scenes are absolute comedy CLASSICS in my opinion!

I love her fake smile.....reminds me of "Richie's Song":D


the whole time Marie was tawkin;) she had "the smile" on:lol:

Doug: "Could ya try to be nice?"
Carrie:"If I wasn't trying she'd have a fork stickin' outta her neck" :lol:

Ah, yes. Carrie's lovely fake smile. I knew I was an obsessed Leah fan when, speaking of scenes we like to replay over and over, I was watching the water filter ep, when they were all together at the table with the Satskys; Mrs. Satsky would say something bizarre, and Carrie would flash that fake smile, and I would have to keep rewinding and replaying it over because her fake smile is just so adorable. :) Lord help me!

Bilgistic--We meet on monday nights AFTER the KOQ.;)

Are you guys gonna use the secret eyeroll? :rolleyes:

*LMAO*:lol:

I love her fake smile.....reminds me of "Richie's Song":D


the whole time Marie was tawkin;) she had "the smile" on:lol:

Doug: "Could ya try to be nice?"
Carrie:"If I wasn't trying she'd have a fork stickin' outta her neck" :lol:

Carrie:"I got no problem with Richie,it's that Marie I'd like to smack!":lol:

:rotflmao:


"Well hon, she's not gonna do it in our living room...she's crafty" :lol:

Are you guys gonna use the secret eyeroll? :rolleyes:

*LMAO*:lol:

I think our "secret greeting" may look more like....:happyface
In honor of the goddess,of course.(couldn't find a "panting dog")

I have a feelin' if ya met Leah-you'd faint..:faint: ;)


10 minutes to showtime!!:D

Are you guys gonna use the secret eyeroll? :rolleyes:

*LMAO*:lol:
Haha! Secret eyeroll! Like the one Doug referred to in Restaurant Row! That cracked me up!:crazy:

the secret eyeroll gets me every time.....:lol: :wave:

i don't have the dvds (yet), so i don't know the titles of the episodes, but here are just a FEW of my favorite moments:

-when Arthur is addicted to nasal spray and is digging through the trash to find a bottle, and sees his reflection in the doorknob, and says something like "what have I become?"

-when Carrie and Doug are trying to conceive, and Doug's parents are staying there. They (Carrie/Doug) get into bed and Doug discovers his mom's pjs under his pillow. His reaction was priceless!

-at the Apple "bed & breakfast" (or motel?) when Deacon and Kelly keep gettin' it on, every time the Marvin Gaye music starts up, it cracks me up.

I could go on and on!

Yes, the one with his mom's pjs was great. It was hilarious the way Carrie tried to hide them from him because she knew he would freak out if he saw them.

Yes, the one with his mom's pjs was great. It was hilarious the way Carrie tried to hide them from him because she knew he would freak out if he saw them.


his parents are so funny. i wish they were in more episodes!:)

Well,I gotta add one from this season--"Apartment Complex".

I just watched that scene(about 6 times) when Doug starts talkin' chinese.
So unexpected,crowd goin' nuts,and Carrie in the background with a look of disbelief/shock...priceless!!!!

:lol: that is a good one.


I had to watch this part a few times.....

"Get Away"

Doug imitates a Grizzly bear who got shot in the a$$ with a sedative dart.


"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR" :rotflmao:

In the episode where Doug keeps having Arthur sleep in bed with him....

the moment when Doug wakes up, opens his eyes, sees Arthur's face right there, and says in a sweet voice, "hey, yooou." :lol:

In the episode where Doug keeps having Arthur sleep in bed with him....

the moment when Doug wakes up, opens his eyes, sees Arthur's face right there, and says in a sweet voice, "hey, yooou." :lol:

LOL. They sounded like a couple.

Doug: "What, You ordered a $50 lobster, you didn't think I'd come calling, that's the way it works sweetheart"

Arthur:" So all of this was just to get me to sleep with you?" :lol:

Might not be the exact words but close enough.

When Mr. Satsky (can't remember his first name!) is talking about his pool, and does the whole "liquid heaven" bit. :lol:

That whole episode is hilarious!

wasn't it Tim? lol

the liquid heaven bit was funny!

my fav. line from that ep......

Carrie:"See ya in court, numb nuts!!" :lol:

wasn't it Tim? lol

the liquid heaven bit was funny!

my fav. line from that ep......

Carrie:"See ya in court, numb nuts!!" :lol:


Yup, Tim! He was so funny.

Doug to Carrie in the maids episode after she confronts him about Arthur and Veronica being intimate.

Doug: "Your just jealous, because my maid is willing to go the extra mile."

:lol:

I liked it when Doug had lost some weight and he was walking around in those jeans from the early 90's :lol:

Also when Carrie had Lasik eye surgery and Doug was trying to make it seem like it wasn't a big deal that Carrie couldn't see lol.

Tonight on tv i watched the one where Doug hasn't eaten all day, and then goes to Carrie's 'work' party....

I love when he's changing clothes in the elevator and it opens up, and everyone sees him there in his undies, and he's got just one sock/shoe on. :lol:

And when he goes into the kitchen and tries to eat non-chewable vitamin C tablets.

I have been thinking about this one for quite awhile.Now I don't watch many sitcoms,but KOQ has to hold the record for most "finger quotes" used during the course of a series.I love 'em and never get tired of 'em.Hell,you could make a whole thread of 'Favorite Finger Quotes'.

Doug:"Yeah,about the Ring Dings..."
Carrie:"Let me guess.You ate them during your "work out."

:lol: I couldn't agree more!


I love when Arthur keeps doing it on "Deacon Blues":lol:


Arthur:and are you "this friend"?
Carrie: "No, you know her, it's ...Kelly"
Arthur:"and are you "Kelly"?

he does it on "Food Fight" too, hahaha!

I'll give you the honors of starting the thread, it was your idea...props::)

he does it on "Food Fight" too, hahaha!

I'll give you the honors of starting the thread, it was your idea...props::)

how 'bout a thread within a thread.:) It is 'favorite moments' after all.
Arthur:"And did you catch him "liking her spaghetti"?"

And what is the episode when Arthur does the finger quotes,like,every other word for about 3 or 4 sentences?That always cracks me up.

The only part I can remember right now is: Arthur:"Needless" to "say"."

Think brain,think.:confused:

how 'bout a thread within a thread.:) It is 'favorite moments' after all.
Arthur:"And did you catch him "liking her spaghetti"?"
:lol: love that one. a thread within a thread sounds good. :)


I can't think of what that ep. is right now...it's not like I'm a guru or anything. :rolleyes: :lol:


(Business Affairs)

Doug to Carrie:"It's better this way, now you don't have to pretend to care about sports and ground beef..and I don't have to pretend to care about your new shoes and your "feelings". :lol:

And what is the episode when Arthur does the finger quotes,like,every other word for about 3 or 4 sentences?That always cracks me up.

I loooove that! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I thought of another favorite moment:

When Carrie is looking at the pic of "younger/thinner 1980s" Doug on the fridge, then glances over at the newer pic of him with his mouth gapped open and a beer in one hand (and food in the other!?). She then doesn't want him to give up trying to get in shape.

:lol: yep!

Carrie:"What are ya doing?"
Doug:"Rolling a ham & swiss doobie." :lol:

In "Gorilla Warfare"

Doug to Carrie: "Now its like, I'm fat, your mean, who cares?" :lol:

Well,"I hate my own a$$" because it took me so long to think of this one.

"King Pong" Season 6:
Doug's victory dance after he "beats" Carrie in a game of ping pong.
CLAS-SIC!!!!!

Finger Quote Moment:
"Dog Shelter" Season 5.

Doug:"You know what my turn-off is?Old men who leave their pajama fly open."
Arthur:"Well,you know what my turn-off is?So-called "happily married guys" looking for a free show." :lol:

:rofl: thanks, now I have to go watch that ep. :)



Remember "Noel Cowards" when Richie does finger quotes like 3-4 times? I can't remember the exact words right now....


Richie:"Ya know what I'm "sayin?"
Doug:"Last set of finger quotes not necessary." :lol:

Finger Quote Moment:
"Dog Shelter" Season 5.

Doug:"You know what my turn-off is?Old men who leave their pajama fly open."
Arthur:"Well,you know what my turn-off is?So-called "happily married guys" looking for a free show." :lol:

:lol:

That makes me want Season 5 even more. Let the countdown begin!!!

the Christmas episode with the wallet-stealing little guy -

when Doug is describing him (little wallet-stealer) to the very-short policemen, the way he stammers/grumbles/whispers "hewasamidget...midget...he'samidget...he'samidget" just cracked me up! Then the cop asks why he'd be offended by that, Doug says "...you're way past the cut-off mark." (or something like that!)

and, in the same episode when Doug & Carrie are at home, and Carrie was talking about the guy flirting with her...Doug says "Cause you're SO. DAMN. HOT!" His voice kills me.

OMG I just watched the episode from Season 6 which I haven't seen for a few months where Doug pretends to be a lawyer. I especially love this quote.

Mr. Kaplan: "So you think that you can fudge it"

Doug: "Well I do like fudge" :lol:

I also love when he's running the bases, and he dreams about being a lawyer with the LA Law song playing in the background.

I especially like his diagram. Gun>>>>>>>>>Dead Guy :D


God I love this show. I'm an addict.

"Depo Man"

Doug wants Carrie to strip for him.....

Carrie:"Well, I can't do this without music."

Doug:"Fine, how's this?" (The Andy Griffith theme song plays) :lol:


Then, Carrie ends up poking Doug in the eye with her nail. :rofl:

i had to watch that part 3 times...:lol:

LOVE the "Depo Man"!! :lol:

I gotta add this from 'Dire Strayts" (it was on last night)

Right at the end when Carrie sprays the stuff on Doug's sore belly and he screams bloody murder!!! :rofl:

Doug n Carrie,Doug n Carrie,Doug n Carrie,Doug n Carrie...

Doug is playing ping pong alone and he's talking to himself, he doesn't know Carrie is coming, he says "Are ya scared now?" and Carrie walks in and says "umm, I am." :lol:

Doug n Carrie,Doug n Carrie,Doug n Carrie,Doug n Carrie...

I love that episode.

"Doug and Pizza, Doug and Pizza, Doug and Pizza, Doug and Pizza, toppings, topping, toppings." :lol:

"Dog Days"


Carrie:"Gee, Doug-WE WOULDN'T WANT TO WAKE THE NEIGHBORS!!":lol:

She looks crazy when she says that, it kills me!:crazy:

demented old circus monkey!!

:rofl:

"Hi-Def Jam"


Pruzan breaks the remote and accidentally changes the channel, then runs out of the room. The guys panic to turn the superbowl game back on.


Spence:"Maybe it's voice activated!!"
Lou:"CHANNEL CHANGE! CHANNEL CHANGE!!" :lol:


Then they think it detects motion, so Doug starts moving in front of the TV like an idiot. :lol:

When Doug meets Arthur for the first time (I think?), and he has to pee, but Arthur is hiding out in the bathroom from Lily. Arthur tries to give Doug some privacy in the bathroom, simply by standing in the bathtub and pulling the shower curtain! :lol: Then Doug tries to "go" outside, and Arthur sticks his head out the window at him.....

I think I remember that right. I've only seen that one twice I think.

"Paint Misbehavin'"

Doug tries to do summersaults but he is really slow at it,then he tries to roll over the tunnels and he's realllllly slow at that too. :lol: no dialogue, that part just cracks me up. He's supposed to be quick,but it's almost as if he's in slow motion.

Doug attacking "Mr.Safety" = :rofl:

Especially when he spits out his finger!!:lol:

Arthur:"I'll kill ya,you vicious thugs!!"

Doug and his little bro.Stay away from those 10k's Dougie. :lol:

Doug and his little bro.Stay away from those 10k's Dougie. :lol:

Carrie:"Do you even know what a K is? :lol:


"Lyin' Hearted"
Carrie finds out all the things Arthur kept secret over the years.At the hospital,She throws away his flowers,then takes them back out of the trash-twice!

Carrie:"That's how much I hate you!!"
Arthur's machine flatlines......

Carrie(thinks he's dead):"DADDY??!!"
the nurse comes in.
Nurse:"It's ok sweetheart,that happens sometimes when we first plug it in."

:rofl:

hmm.. i haev so many fav koq moments.. but my fav would have to be when doug shows carrie how to strip.... in the episode pole lox.

(Oxy Moron)

Doug jumps on Carrie to "save" her.

Doug:"CARRRRIEE!!!" (jumps on her)
Carrie:"OW!! What are ya doing??"
Doug:"I was saving you from that bus!"
Carrie:"What bus?"

The camera goes to a far view and they're just laying there on the sidewalk waiting and the bus is nowhere in site,that kills me. :lol:

HAHAHA! I love everything about that Oxy Moron episode. Even the title is one of the funniest ones they've ever given to a show.:lol:

Dougie gets coupon from "Misty".

Carrie:"Ok,here's what's not 'fantasico'-when a waiter pretty much calls a customer a liar!!" :lol:

^haha, i love that whole restaurant/capers ordeal.

When Doug is at the hospital cause he uhh...staples his man-parts...Arthur is with him and wants to see it, and tells Doug to straddle him.:lol:

Carrie:"Ok,here's what's not 'fantasico'-when a waiter pretty much calls a customer a liar!!" :lol:

I love that "Restaurant Row" episode SO MUCH! It has got to be one of my all-time favorites. Leah looks like a million bucks all the way through it, and it was all CLASSIC Carrie! If I quoted every line that I thought was hilarious, I would probably end up reciting the entire script.:lol:

Just one of the many that I liked was when Doug was telling Carrie that she was just like her father, and when she calls him "moron" he yells back, "Arthurina!"

I remember the very first time I saw that episode on tv, I ended up thinking about it and laughing about it several times throughout the week, even though it had been days since I had seen it. :D

The ending of "Kirbed Enthusiasm"

A look at the Heffernan's "20 years later"--Doug is like 1,000 pounds sitting in a scooter,and Carrie orders him a bucket of rocky road.

Also, Doug gets in bed with the harmonica headset on.:lol:

"I'm in love with a stripper!" :lol:

And what is the episode when Arthur does the finger quotes,like,every other word for about 3 or 4 sentences?That always cracks me up.

The only part I can remember right now is: Arthur:"Needless" to "say"."

Think brain,think.:confused:

Jeesh, I finally found it!! "Sandwiched Out" season 8.

Arthur(to Carrie): "Holly has some "big news." She's "moving" to "Manhattan" with her "boyfriend." Needless "to" say, I'm "devastated." :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: props:

Jeesh, I finally found it!! "Sandwiched Out" season 8.

Arthur(to Carrie): "Holly has some "big news." She's "moving" to "Manhattan" with her "boyfriend." Needless "to" say, I'm "devastated.." :lol:

:rotflmao: :rofl: :brent

Gotta love Arthur and his finger quotes!

"The Rock"

Doug gives Carrie her new engagement ring:


Doug:"What happened to the high-pitched squeal you gave the first time?"
Carrie:"Ok, I'm sorry. Oh my God!"
Doug:"It was much higher, it was more like, 'oh my Gooooood'!!"
Carrie:"Oh my Gooooooddd!!"
Doug:"You gotta drag out the 'God'. "Gooooooooooooooooood!!"
Carrie: (screeching) :"GooooooOOOOOOoooooood!! Like that?"
Doug:"That's fine, whatever."

:rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol:

sweetdiggitty where are you getting the pithures from the show from?

i might as well tell you all....I'm a producer for KoQ. :lol: j/k

I find 'em all over the internet.I go to a lot of German sites,they have a lot of pics.

Oh, Dougie! That's gotta hurt!

The other day I watched the ep. where Doug goes to the Abused Husbands counseling/meetings instead of the Over-Eaters meetings. The short guy who acts scared of Carrie everytime he sees her cracks me up! :lol:

Also, when Doug says that their motto is 'You'll Gain Weight Before You Lose' to Carrie, and she kinda scoffs at it, and he says, "they're fat, not Shakespeare!" :lol:

Carrie:"I'm gonna count to five, and if a coolacoo does not appear in my hand, I'm gonna put you on a stick." :lol:

Doug: "SIZZILIIINNNGGG!!!!" :lol:

one of my fav moments, and I say one cause I have a lot, is the one where Arthur gets addicted to nasal spray and he is looking through the trash to find any left over and he goes to sniff some and sees himself in the door knob reflection!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!:lol:

hahaha remember El Backo

"Don't touch." :lol:

"Don't touch." :lol: :lol:


I gotta add this from "Bed Spread". It's a scene that is cut in syndication.

In the scene after Carrie says "Bring it, Butch" Doug says "Pleasure doin' business with ya." then slaps Carrie on the a$$, and gets in his own bed. :lol: :lol:
Don't know why, but that had me dyin' last night!!

:lol:


I gotta add this from "Bed Spread". It's a scene that is cut in syndication.

In the scene after Carrie says "Bring it, Butch" Doug says "Pleasure doin' business with ya." then slaps Carrie on the a$$, and gets in his own bed. :lol: :lol:
Don't know why, but that had me dyin' last night!!

I noticed that, too! I also think that may be the last time Carrie calls Doug "Butch." But I'll have to check with 'my sources from beyond the grave.' ;)

Carrie (imitating Doug): "I'm gonna die. I'm in 4 feet of water."

Carrie (imitating Doug): "I'm gonna die. I'm in 4 feet of water."
:lol: :lol: Classic!!

Doug:"Well, excuse me for not knowing how to breath underwater, I'm not a walrus...shutty!!"

Carrie:"Is this the way you take a bath?"
Spence:"Yeah."
Carrie:"You look like Ernie, from Sesame Street."
Spence:"What did I do to you?"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

(After Carrie sees Spence naked in the shower)

Doug: "Naked? How naked?"
Carrie: "Any nakeder, and I'd have seen organs! The inside ones! Which I would have preferred!" :eek:

111934

Doug: "Breaker, breaker, Carrie. Big Daddy's home. Why don't you go get yourself....naked." :lol:


http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/5290/6x12koqdougiehouse02700014pq.jpg

Doug: "Breaker, breaker, Carrie. Big Daddy's home. Why don't you go get yourself....naked." :lol:
:rotflmao:



Doug:"Tyrannosaurus Rex, big fella!! I bet'cha he had a nice sized dingaling, huh? Too bad his arms were too short to get a go at it!" :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: The CLASSIC of classics!!

i dunno if this was posted on this board b4.. but i love it!! did anyone c this b4 in real life?http://online.tvguide.com/magazine/covers/newimages/03122001.jpg

Ju know I got it, Jack!! :clap:

i dunno if this was posted on this board b4.. but i love it!! did anyone c this b4 in real life?


Here's the article, it's from 2003. :king:

Thanks for that GREAT article. Kevin and Leah are hilarious as always.

:lol: :lol:

Thanks for that GREAT article.
Fantastico!

Arthur: "Meal in a tray. Thank you, stewardess. When do we land?"

http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/8129/arthur2hm.png

OMG! :rofl: I love that one!
The one and only time my dad watched KoQ, that line almost killed him.:lol:

One of the classics!!

LEMON ICEEEESS!!! :rofl:

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/976/lemonices8pw.png

lol now who is that kid, ive seen him before.........

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/5290/6x12koqdougiehouse02700014pq.jpg


I love when Doug calls Deacon "Brainiac" in that ep.

His head looks huge due to the 'bald wig' over his hair. :lol:

Doug:"I WILL SURVIVE!! I CHOOSE LIFE!!"

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7916/douglessun2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The very next scene:

Carrie:"Doug? Is that you crying?" :lol: :lol:

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/6049/douglesscryinget2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I love when Doug calls Deacon "Brainiac" in that ep.

His head looks huge due to the 'bald wig' over his hair. :lol:
Doug-breaker breaker 1-9 its your husband why dont you come downstairs and get.....Naked

on that magazine cover, i love how Kevin's hair is all spiked up and stuff, he should wear it like that in the show.

At youtube.com they have a short clip with Kevin training with the ultimate fighting guy, notice he has the LLCOOLJ stocking hat on LOL

Holly:"That bun, not workin' for ya, girlfriend!" :rofl:

Just out of curiosity, where do you guys get those screen caps from the episodes?

This one deserves a sequence. :lol:

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Just out of curiosity, where do you guys get those screen caps from the episodes?
Doug: "I'd tell ya, but then i'd have to kill ya."
Kirby: "You're gonna kill me??" :lol:

They are done on the computer.

kevin should be a cheerleader....

:lol: :lol:

oh... she is sho sessay!

oh... she is sho sessay!
Sho ur right:lol: :lol:

JP how do u exactly get theese pitchures on the computer to come up?

Doug: "Hey, you." :lol:

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JP how do u exactly get theese pitchures on the computer to come up?
Check and see what kind of programs you have on your computer to play DVD's. There are many programs that will allow you to pause the episode/movie you are playing and take a picture of it and save it to your computer. Sonic CinePlayer works for me. It has a tiny picture of a camera and when you press it you can actually hear the picture being taken. :)
If that is not going to work, sweetdiggity may be able to help you. She's the computer geek. :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Yeah, out of the two of us, I'm the geek.:rolleyes:
I learned it all from you. :p

:lol: :)

i dunno if this was posted on this board b4.. but i love it!! did anyone c this b4 in real life?http://online.tvguide.com/magazine/covers/newimages/03122001.jpg


A bit delayed here, but does anyone remember when Leah said she had to stand behind Kevin for that photo shoot, because she was already starting to show? :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Yeah, out of the two of us, I'm the geek.:rolleyes:
I learned it all from you. :p

:lol: :)
You learn quickly, grasshopper, and now you are the master. ;) :starwars

:lol:

Carrie: "Douglas, I'm Arthur, Arthur Spooner. That's me. I've invented a new kind of pie."

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that program that you have, jp, now was that on there when you got your computer or did you download it?

Carrie: "Douglas, I'm Arthur, Arthur Spooner. That's me. I've invented a new kind of pie."
:rofl: That's a GREAT one!!


"Lush Life"

Arthur(to Carrie)"Has he been getting us drunk to change our personalities?"

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Arthur:"HOW DARE YOU!!" :lol: :lol:

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that program that you have, jp, now was that on there when you got your computer or did you download it?
Came with the computer.

"Lush Life"

Arthur(to Carrie)"Has he been getting us drunk to change our personalities?"

Arthur:"HOW DARE YOU!!" :lol: :lol:

Soooooo much a classic AND a fav!!!

i know i saw the episode on my DVD but can someone tell me which episode did carrie imitate arthur? :confused: :confused: :confused:

i know i saw the episode on my DVD but can someone tell me which episode did carrie imitate arthur? :confused: :confused: :confused:

"Doug Out" :)

wow that was quick THANK YOU SWEETDIGGITY:cheer:

You're welcome.:)

Don't block the plate when Dougie heads for home.

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Doug:"Tyrannosaurus Rex, big fella!! I bet'cha he had a nice sized dingaling, huh? Too bad his arms were too short to get a go at it!" :rofl:


:brent :rofl: :brent :lol:

Doug(to Spence and Deacon):"That's funny, right?.......actually, my kid could look just like that!"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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I noticed that, too! I also think that may be the last time Carrie calls Doug "Butch." But I'll have to check with 'my sources from beyond the grave.' ;)

"Butch Alert" :lol:

Found out that "Bed Spread" wasn't the last time Carrie called Doug "Butch." :)
I watched "Switch Sitters" from season 6 last night, and Carrie said it!

Now I'm on the lookout for a "Butch" in seasons 7 & 8....:)

"Butch Alert" :lol:

Found out that "Bed Spread" wasn't the last time Carrie called Doug "Butch." :)
I watched "Switch Sitters" from season 6 last night, and Carrie said it!

Now I'm on the lookout for a "Butch" in seasons 7 & 8....:)
How right you are! I was watching that ep. this past weekend. ;)

I sure don't remember her saying it this past season.

I sure don't remember her saying it this past season.

That makes two of us. ;)
I'm lookin', but I'll be surprised to hear another "Butch" at all!

I don't know the name of the episode(I'm sure somebody on here does!!), but Doug got Carrie laser eye surgery and she still couldn't see a few days later. He has to put her make-up on for her party. He says he feels like a serial killer and then he starts saying "Pretty. So pretty" in this high pitched voice. I've seen that ep a few times already and I crack up at that part every time.

I wonder how many times they had to do that scene because I'm sure Leah started cracking up at that one part!!

I don't know the name of the episode(I'm sure somebody on here does!!), but Doug got Carrie laser eye surgery and she still couldn't see a few days later. He has to put her make-up on for her party. He says he feels like a serial killer and then he starts saying "Pretty. So pretty" in this high pitched voice. I've seen that ep a few times already and I crack up at that part every time.

I wonder how many times they had to do that scene because I'm sure Leah started cracking up at that one part!!
The ep. was Sight Gag.

lol phoebe that's what i thought! :lol:

The ep. was Sight Gag.

Thanks, jpcanes!!!

I am new to the King of Queens world but I must say that I have become a wee bit obsessed!! Which I think is easy to do! So far my favorite episode is Buy Curious.

Paul the guy across the street dies and Carrie wants to flip the house for a profit. The first best part was when they were at the memorial at Paul's house. Everyone is going around telling stories about Paul. Paul's cousin points at Doug to go next.

Doug:"Oh we're going counter clockwise, I thought I read somewhere that was bad luck"

THen he gets going on and on about how Paul dated models even though he was like 100! SOO FUNNY!!

Later in the show the house wasn't selling and Carrie blamed Doug for it not selling because she made him hurry up in her decision to buy it. Doug called her "Dumb-as-ass"

Carrie tells DOug to lower his voice the neighbors might hear him. Thats when he says " WE--ARE--THE--NEIGHBORS"!

THey are still fighting and now they are back in their house.

Carrie: Maybe if I had married a man with some initiative then I wouldn't be trying to flip houses to make money

Doug: Oh what are you saying you want a divorce?

Carrie: I will divorce you right now!

Doug: I will divorce the crap out of you!!


I think I replayed this scene about 15 times!! It was so funny!! I was on the floor almost crying during this fight!

Doug: "Me and the jiggy gettin' misses..."

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Doug: "Me and the jiggy gettin' misses..."


I frickin' love that!!! :rotflmao:

Cherish it, it's a KoQ blooper on dvd!! That's rare!! :lol:

One of my favorites from season 2 [I don't know if it's been mentioned yet] is
Assaulted Nuts. :lol: cracks me up all the time

Carrie:"Birth control pills, dad."
Arthue:"Why do you need birth control pills? DOES HE TOUCH YOU?!":mad:

:rotflmao:

One of my favorites from season 2 [I don't know if it's been mentioned yet] is
Assaulted Nuts. :lol: cracks me up all the time

Carrie:"Birth control pills, dad."
Arthue:"Why do you need birth control pills? DOES HE TOUCH YOU?!":mad:

:rotflmao:
That's a good one! :lol:

That's a good one! :lol:

Thank you.:)

Doug:"YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A ZERO FOR THE DAY!!!" :lol:

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One of my favorites from season 2 [I don't know if it's been mentioned yet] is
Assaulted Nuts. :lol: cracks me up all the time

Carrie:"Birth control pills, dad."
Arthue:"Why do you need birth control pills? DOES HE TOUCH YOU?!":mad:

:rotflmao:
yea i love that episode

does anybody know which episode it was where Doug and Carrie leave and Artur tries to selll the house

Doug: "Fez....turban!" Wake up, woman!!!"

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Doug: "Fez....turban!" Wake up, woman!!!"

:lol:

Arthur:"Problem with the plumbing, son?"

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Got a couple today: youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s28yf7zkrpk) :lol:

From: Thanks, Man (this ep. is full of 'em)

Doug: "Why didn't you just open the oven before you picked up the turkey?"

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Carrie: "Ok, you know what, now that you're here why don't you open the oven before I dump hot turkey juice all over your privates!"

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Doug: "Why I do believe someone's flirtin' with me."

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From: Thanks, Man (this ep. is full of 'em)

Doug: "Why didn't you just open the oven before you picked up the turkey?"

Carrie: "Ok, you know what, now that you're here why don't you open the oven before I dump hot turkey juice all over your privates!"

Doug: "Why I do believe someone's flirtin' with me."


:rofl:

Couple of my favs from Queasy Rider (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Video%20Clips/Queasy%20Rider.wmv) :lol:

Queasy Rider will be on tonight, and again on TBS Nov.3rd

Couple of my favs from Queasy Rider (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/9/24/237978/KoQ%20Video%20Clips/Queasy%20Rider.wmv) :lol:

Queasy Rider will be on tonight, and again on TBS Nov.3rd
:lol: :lol: Love them ones!!

The episode where Kaplan's kid keeps touching Carrie and she tells Doug about it.Doug defending the kid is priceless since he is in a situation where the girl at the bowling alley thinks that Doug is hitting on her.Carries says that the kid is a sleazeball and Doug starts defending the kid.....

"So u assume he is a sleazeball huh?Have you ever stopped to think that its a mercy flirt?that he is feeling you up as a favour to you?Here's an idea,make you brother pretend to be your boyfriend,that'll show him"

Carrie doesnt know what the hell he is talking about.

Later Carrie says "You should be kicking the crap out of the kid"
Doug:"First of all,I didnt kick the crap out of a 4 yr old since I was 8 and Im with the kid on this one"

One of my favorite moments is from Major Disturbance when Doug is dressed as a clown and accidentally frightens one of Deacon's sons. Then Carrie spots him while driving by and starts beating him up.

The episode where Eddie Money guest stars.

Arthur's 3D glasses