5.Doug-has a half a mustache
4.Doug-speaks chinese
3.Doug pole dances for carrie
2.Doug gets a Motorcycle
1.Doug-takes a pitchure of his Penis(on last night)

:confused: This is impossible for me...can I make a top 100+ list? :lol:

sure why not but im sure ther wouldnt be enough room thas why i said top 5 well top wat eva as long as ther is room

:lol:

I love the one where Doug goes into the Chinese restaurante to pick up his food and the cashier has a British accent.

Doug to Cashier: "Wow, you just threw me with the British thing."
Cashier to Doug: "What not ethnic enough for you? Do you want me to Chink it up a bit for you? !@#!@%%^#^&$&**$"

That is definatley in my top five.

I think that my all time favorite Doug moments come from the Episodes "Strike one", "Strike two", and "Strike out."

Strike one:
Doug is at the fast food place in the beggining and his car breaks down. Then he gets into an argument with the "Bigboy" order taker. It ends up with Doug hitting the thing with a nerf bat. I love that.

Strike two:
When Doug goes to his sister's school and is messing on the gymnists horse. Then in the background you can see him flip over! One of the best!

In the episode "Steve Moscow" (5th season) when the Russian (or Ukrainian) workers lookin' for the THREE OUTLET PRONG,Doug wakes up.
Doug(to Pavel):"I'm not wearing underpants"
Pavel:"I'm looking for the three outlet prong"
Then Carrie wakes-up.
Pavel(to Carrie):"I'm looking for the three outlet prong"
Carrie:"Doug,make them go away!"
Doug:"O.K.,but I'm not wearing underpants"

...or something like that...

When Doug wants to take up a hobby, Deacon suggests archery, and Doug says, "I already look like cupid, don't need the bow and arrow.":lol:

I love the one when he is "80s" Doug :lol:
When he is up in the tree with the owl:lol:

Too many others to put them all down:wave:

Yes! Doug up in the tree with the owl! I didn't see the scene, but someone on another KOQ fan site quoted that entire exchange between Doug and Carrie, and I laughed so hard at every line. I could so easily picture the two of them having that conversation. Like when Doug saw the owl and felt like throwing up, and Carrie said "Who throws up from an owl?". Then Doug said "I was expecting pine cones and I get a large square-shaped bird. It's very disturbing!" :lol:

I also liked when Doug and Carrie had a bat in their hotel bathroom, and as Doug is going to go in to kill it (with hair spray), Carrie gives him some sunglasses to put on. He puts them on and says, "Great, now the bat's gonna think I'm Elton John."

the OWL one has to be about my favorite one...what season? anyone know?
Also when he mumbled about throwing it on Carrie:lol: :lol:

The bat in the bathroom eps. was on the other nite... too stinking funny!!:happyface

Carrie: Poke the owl with a stick. Maybe it'll fly away.
Doug: I'm not touching it. It might bite.
Carrie: Owls don't bite. They wear glasses. They're the nerds of the forest.
Doug: Besides, owls can't fly.
Carrie: Then how did it get up in the tree?
Doug: Uh, I'm up in the tree....can I fly??!!! :lol:

The "Owl" episode was so funny!

Doug: "I don't wanna go to bed angry"
Carrie: "Well, we're not going to bed, we're going to twigs" *LMAO* :wave:


The episode was a two parter, and was the season 6 premier "Doug Less"

All of the stuff he did from "Tank Heaven" where he scares off Carrie's co-workers so he doesn't have to hang out with them.

-- Offering the couple some money to get it on in front of him
-- Licking the plates at the restaurant
-- Making the annoying noises...."awwwwww, AWWWWWW"
-- Stroking the guy's hair at the movies......."pretty....so pretty!"
-- "Come on, we've all wondered what human flesh tastes like. Who's with me?"

Any of those.

All of the stuff he did from "Tank Heaven" where he scares off Carrie's co-workers so he doesn't have to hang out with them.

-- Offering the couple some money to get it on in front of him
-- Licking the plates at the restaurant
-- Making the annoying noises...."awwwwww, AWWWWWW"
-- Stroking the guy's hair at the movies......."pretty....so pretty!"
-- "Come on, we've all wondered what human flesh tastes like. Who's with me?"

Any of those.

LOL. That episode is one of my favorites.

Doug: "Is this a lot of hair?" :lol:

Doug-who thinks there is too much cheese on pizza i mean who said that its just not normal
Doug-Just shopiin here with my wife my love and my Laedeh
while dancing
Janet-come on dougie lets shake our groove thing
Doug-no i left my groove thing over there. and......... im pretty sure you don't have one.
carrie talkin to doug
Carrie- Why are you stiking up for this kid you should be kicking his ass
Doug-First of all i havent kicked a 4 yr olds ass since i was 8
doug is on the ohone with carrie
Carrie-wat is goin on over there?
Doug-i failed my test and my mom came to mr O'boyes office to give me a 2nd chance now i have to study and i cant play with the guys.......it sucks.
jus to name a few

Doug: "I feel fat":lol:


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i knew it was perfectly acceptable to order Jambalaya:D

Here are some of my favorite moments off the top of my head....

Doug Staples himself, to himself

Doug buys a motorcycle & crashes into the garage

Doug tries to make cereal very quietly in order to avoid eating with holly

Doug lying to Carries boss about climbing Mount Everest

the flashback episode where doug first met carrie

I think that my all time favorite Doug moments come from the Episodes "Strike one", "Strike two", and "Strike out."

Strike one:
Doug is at the fast food place in the beggining and his car breaks down. Then he gets into an argument with the "Bigboy" order taker. It ends up with Doug hitting the thing with a nerf bat. I love that.

Strike two:
When Doug goes to his sister's school and is messing on the gymnists horse. Then in the background you can see him flip over! One of the best!
I thought it was hilarious when he came into that classroom with that powdered wig ringing that bell. Then the scene cuts to like 30 seconds later and Doug is yelling at everyone giving them all zeros for the day.

Yeah, and as he's yelling, the wig's hanging funny! :lol: