these are the little 1-2 minute segments that usually have nothing to do with the storyline of the show,but add a lot to the show itself.
One of my favs.is from "Switch Sitters" when Doug asks Carrie where the scissors are and she goes into a big speech.
Another one would be "King Pong" when Doug and Carrie are on the couch and Doug won't let Carrie get up because he is comfortable in the position they are in.that goes out the window when his hot pocket needs to be rotated.:)

Carrie"I have been a tour guide in my own kitchen long enough."

Carrie:"Once again your underpants have me against the ropes!"

I know you all have your own favs.Let's hear 'em.:)

I love the one where Doug and Carrie are caught outside in the rain, they are trying to get the keys to open the door, meanwhile Arthur is sitting inside listening "Crazy kids":lol:

And the one from "Prints Charming" where Doug keeps talking with the scary voice Carrie hates, he goes outside and calls her from his cell and uses the voice, so Carrie locks the door, and leaves the phone on..:D

i love yours too jp,

Carrie: "What would you do if I died? would you just sit here and soil yourself? or would you..HUH!! remember where something is?":lol:

I found this opening hilarious and was saddened that it was cut out in syndication. Its on "Assaulted Nuts" I believe and Arthur is calling to Douglas asking him where "The Naked Channel" is and meanwhile Carrie is trying to get some work done. I thought it was hilarious

Arthur: What channels the naked channel

Doug: We don't get the naked channel

Arthur: Yes we do, we were watching it last night

Doug: That was Nightline

:lol: :lol:

One of my all time favorites

im not sure what episode it was from but it was when doug, carrie, and arthur were eating pizza and doug and arthur were deciding who was gonna get the last slice, but in the end carrie took it.:D

Others - (don't remember the titles of the eps)

-- The one where Doug keeps calling home from work to get the phone messages and he asks Arthur to quit picking up the phone and to let the answering machine get it, but Arthur can't stop answering it, thus costing Doug his change every time he dials from the pay phone.

-- The one where Doug shocks Carrie when they're sitting on the couch (unintentionally) but then gets up to go to bed and shocks her intentionally by sneaking up behind her and touching her cheek. They then try to shock each other but to no avail. (Carrie: OUCH!....You rotten bastard! Why'd you do that?)

I love the one where they try to shock eachother too! I just remembered one of my favs.......During a thunderstorm, Doug says to Carrie "It's nasty outside, you wanna get nasty in here?" She turns him down, then the lights blow out, Carrie tells him to get the flashlight....he's looking for it and when lightening strikes you can see him holding her thong....he ends up lighting a candle, and eventually burning himself.....:rofl:

-- The one where Doug keeps calling home from work to get the phone messages and he asks Arthur to quit picking up the phone and to let the answering machine get it, but Arthur can't stop answering it, thus costing Doug his change every time he dials from the pay phone.


Does anyone know which episode this is from? I can't think of it right now. JP is usually good with answering these!

Oh boy.
That one is escaping my memory right now,but I 'll bet my girl sweetdiggty knows it.;)

im not sure what episode it was from but it was when doug, carrie, and arthur were eating pizza and doug and arthur were deciding who was gonna get the last slice, but in the end carrie took it.:D

that's "The Shmenkmans"from season 2.:)

[QUOTE-I love the one where Doug and Carrie are caught outside in the rain, they are trying to get the keys to open the door, meanwhile Arthur is sitting inside listening "Crazy kids":lol:QUOTE]

That's "Roast Chicken" season 3.

Others - (don't remember the titles of the eps)

-- The one where Doug keeps calling home from work to get the phone messages and he asks Arthur to quit picking up the phone and to let the answering machine get it, but Arthur can't stop answering it, thus costing Doug his change every time he dials from the pay phone.

It's "Deacon Blues" season3.

"Secret Garden"

The grill keeps goin' out,and Doug tries to re-light it.It flares up on him-

Doug:"THAT'S IT WE'RE GETTING A NEW GRILL!!"
Carrie:"we don't need a new grill you just did it wrong."
Doug:"I DON'T HAVE ANY EYEBROWS!!!"


:rofl:

Doug and Carrei are sleeping
The beeping of the fire detector starts
Carrie-doug. go get that
Doug-what?
Carrie-i cant sleep with the beeping
DOug-just pretend its a truck backing up
Carrie-DOUG!!!
he gets up checks all the batteries and takes them out
he gets back in the bed
Doug-there
Carrie-what if there is a fire
Doug gets back up

-the one where doug and carrie start dancing in the living room to some song they hear on tv.

-the one where doug has to get into their suv from through the sunroof because cars parked too close on both sides.:lol:

-the one where doug and carrie start dancing in the living room to some song they hear on tv.

That's "Boogie Oogie Oogie" and I'll let you know that is going on the KoQ Sdtk. ;)

now that somethin' to look forward to!! ;)


On the subject of music.For the richie fans.I found this on the "Larry Romano" website, scroll down to "Johnny Bago" # 2 is a goofy KoQ song kinda featuring Richie. :lol: it's jpcanes' fav. song ever. J/K

http://www.larryromano.com/hires/archives/cat_music.html

Also,on the left,under "site index" click on video,and you can see richie in a Jack in the box commercial.:lol:

im sorry but the only things i really understood in the song was
carrie is the queen of queens
moose
we still love you moose
good song though
:lol:

my fav opening would have to be the one in the episode where doug and carrie want to find a new couple after deacon and kelly did.... and it opens with doug coloring in a coloring book... and carrie is somewhat making fun of him.... then she wants to color too... and they have a childish fight over the orange crayon.

"Carrie: I have a bunny here with a carrot, I need the orange one!!
Doug: heres the brown one, make the bunny have a cigar"

now that somethin' to look forward to!! ;)


On the subject of music.For the richie fans.I found this on the "Larry Romano" website, scroll down to "Johnny Bago" # 2 is a goofy KoQ song kinda featuring Richie. :lol: it's jpcanes' fav. song ever. J/K

http://www.larryromano.com/hires/archives/cat_music.html

Also,on the left,under "site index" click on video,and you can see richie in a Jack in the box commercial.:lol:
PRETTY DARN FUNNY!:lol: YEAH THEY SHOULD MOVE TO BK (brooklyn) that would be too funny

"Nocturnal Omission"

Doug is trying to make fresh orange juice using a juicer, and he already used a couple of oranges and there's very little juice. He gives up and goes and opens the fridge, there's a huge jug of orange juice right in front. You think that's the funny part, but then he grabs a beer. :drink: :lol: :lol:

"Escaping from Ed and Betty's, lookin' for the Hyatt.

Careful, don't trip over Marmalade. :cat: :D

not sure what eps. but Carrie is asleep on the couch and Doug spills a drink and makes it look like Carrie did it...he then runs upstairs and hollers for her. She wakes up with her hand on the cup :lol:

I've always loved the opening scene from "Surprise Artie." (http://www.sendspace.com/file/q8r32k) :lol:

I also like the one where Doug and Carrie are in the shower and Doug starts..ugh.. i guess you can call it singing a song that was oplaying when theyy first met. The episode was i think meet byproduct.

where doug drinks the windex

where doug drinks the windex
Hartford Wailer, season 8.

i cant remember the episode name but i know its in season 6. Doug and Carrie were talkin about stupid things they did when they were kids. Doug said he stole a candy bar but paid the store back. Then Carrie told him about her and a group of friends hijacking their principal's car. lol Doug's reaction to that was funny and the way Carrie was so calm about it too :lol:

i remember seeing that!!! i loved that one!!! but i cant remember what episode that was in either.

i cant remember the episode name but i know its in season 6. Doug and Carrie were talkin about stupid things they did when they were kids. Doug said he stole a candy bar but paid the store back. Then Carrie told him about her and a group of friends hijacking their principal's car. lol Doug's reaction to that was funny and the way Carrie was so calm about it too :lol:

:rotflmao:

I love that one, too! The episode was "Icky Shuffle." :)

Carrie:"It's crazy the stuff you do as a kid, right?" :lol:

mine is from The Shmenkmans when Doug and Arthur are racing for the last slice of pizza and Carrie takes it.

mine is from The Shmenkmans when Doug and Arthur are racing for the last slice of pizza and Carrie takes it.

also another one of my favorite!!! :lol:

mine is from The Shmenkmans when Doug and Arthur are racing for the last slice of pizza and Carrie takes it.
Pizza Night (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/243485/king_of_queens_pizza_night/) CLASSIC!

OMG!! I 4got about dat one!! That's definately top 5

Always loved this one from Twisted Sitters (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Carrie%20-%20Doug%20-%20Twisted%20Sitters%20.wmv). :lol:

Always loved this one from Twisted Sitters (http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/17/73548/Carrie%20-%20Doug%20-%20Twisted%20Sitters%20.wmv). :lol:
"I'll see ya in 5 hours." :lol:

Another good one is when Doug insists that he had a high school friend named Ayatollah Rodriguez.
Don't remember that one at all. :confused:

Hey guys i have a question..i was looking for the episode when doug and carrie get into a fight and she says to doug he use to give more effort in the beginning of relationships and he says to get in your pants and stay in your pants..which episode was that?