View Full Version : I Just came out of the closet
Elvis Fonzie Dean 02-13-2006, 05:43 AM I am sweating now from all that tension of being inside all that time.I had my girlfriend over and my dad caught us making out on the couch.He kicked my girlfriend to the curb and chased after me with a hammer.Luckily I made it to hide in the closet.I was just in there for hours.It was dark, hot, and it smelled bad.I looked around and in horror I saw one of my brother's dirty dirt underwear.I fell down because of the shock and smell and was engulfed by large sweaters.Because of the horrible conditions and darkness I tried to get out of there quickly, but I slammed my face into the closet wall in the opposite direction.Then, I stood up and turned around and tried to run out, but I ran right into a hanger.There was a fly sworming around my brother's underwear and it was annoying the crap out of me.It also scared me because I couldn't see.After that disgusting piece of crap went in my MOUTH, I rushed to find the way out.I would have screamed for help, but my dad was yelling at our neighbor, who's my friend, outside threatening to him him over the head with a hammer if he didn't tell him where I am and I didn't wanna get my brains bashed in.I was shaking, sweating, and extremely hot.I took two pieces of wood off the wall and rubbed them together for a small fire so I could see.I saw the door and finally got out.That was about five hours and it was the worst experience of my life.
Chad22 02-13-2006, 05:46 AM :rotflmao:
Stormtracker TF 02-13-2006, 05:46 AM Glad to hear you finally came out of the closet, Man.
You should write a song with R Kelly.
;)
Stormtracker TF 02-13-2006, 05:56 AM You should write a song with R Kelly.
;)
LOL
Elvis Fonzie Dean 02-13-2006, 05:58 AM You should write a song with R Kelly.
;)
:lol:
Dumballa 02-13-2006, 11:00 AM Don't fear tha hamma.
Neva fear tha hammer.
Holly 02-13-2006, 11:26 AM :lol:
EmoJoe 02-13-2006, 12:25 PM :rotflmao:
EmoJoe 02-13-2006, 12:25 PM Sounds to me like he was hiding from an abusive father.
:rofl:
Sterling Holobyte 02-13-2006, 01:42 PM Did you clean it out while you were in there, eminem?;)
MsOrange 02-13-2006, 01:58 PM am I the only one lost?
Nighthawk76 02-13-2006, 02:04 PM :lol:
robyrob 02-13-2006, 02:21 PM *pushes efd back into closet*
Stormtracker TF 02-13-2006, 03:06 PM am I the only one lost?
I personally don't think many people get EFD. I know I don't.
EmoJoe 02-13-2006, 03:29 PM I personally don't think many people get EFD. I know I don't.
me neither
Superstar 02-13-2006, 03:36 PM OMG :rofl:
Chad Michael Murray 02-13-2006, 03:41 PM I personally don't think many people get EFD. I know I don't.
You can say that again.
Czas na Zywiec 02-13-2006, 04:58 PM I thought this was going to be a serious thread about someone coming out.
EmoJoe 02-13-2006, 05:03 PM I thought this was going to be a serious thread about someone coming out.
i knew it was fake before i even saw it, lol
Karen* 02-13-2006, 05:48 PM :lol:
Hollow 02-13-2006, 06:02 PM well i was just staaanding here...and EFD locked himself in the closet..
i asked myself, why won't EFD just come out the closet...
nobody has no answers.. and so i PULL OUT MAH GUN! *pulls out gun; bystanders scream and run*
tell my why EFD in the closet or else i'm gonna shoot someone!!!1
Polniaczek033 02-13-2006, 06:08 PM You should write a song with R Kelly.
;)
:rofl:
Courtnee 02-13-2006, 06:43 PM Your so far deep in the closet you've found this year christmas presents :grr:
LOL J/k
Courtnee 02-13-2006, 06:44 PM well i was just staaanding here...and EFD locked himself in the closet..
i asked myself, why won't EFD just come out the closet...
nobody has no answers.. and so i PULL OUT MAH GUN! *pulls out gun; bystanders scream and run*
tell my why EFD in the closet or else i'm gonna shoot someone!!!1
:brent :rofl:
Cactus Jack 02-13-2006, 06:48 PM :brent
robyrob 02-13-2006, 08:49 PM I personally don't think many people get EFD. I know I don't.
what's not to get? - he's like that CRAAZY old man in town that's always grumpy and yellin at the kids, threatening to kill them all with his pocket full of roosters...
KristinHerreraFan 02-13-2006, 08:54 PM omfg lmfao :brent
friendsfan77 02-13-2006, 09:40 PM I thought this was going to be a serious thread about someone coming out.
me too.
KristenJ 02-13-2006, 09:53 PM me too.
yea so did I.
*Pleasant Tomorrow* 02-13-2006, 10:18 PM well i was just staaanding here...and EFD locked himself in the closet..
i asked myself, why won't EFD just come out the closet...
nobody has no answers.. and so i PULL OUT MAH GUN! *pulls out gun; bystanders scream and run*
tell my why EFD in the closet or else i'm gonna shoot someone!!!1
:rofl:
Yeah...coming out of the closet takes a lot of courage and strength. I'm happy for you and your girlfriend. Also, I didn't know you were a girl.
*Pleasant Tomorrow* 02-13-2006, 10:19 PM I thought this was going to be a serious thread about someone coming out.
haha me too...until I looked to see who posted it.
lockdown06 02-14-2006, 05:59 PM I came out of the closet......I spilled beer and chew spit on my old dhirt and needed to change.
EmoJoe 02-14-2006, 08:38 PM There is nothing funny about an abusive father.
lol, he was kidding
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