View Full Version : Tequila - the answer to shyness (humor)


swedeace
01-25-2006, 10:37 AM
Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

:lol:

MsOrange
01-25-2006, 02:52 PM
:lol:

robyrob
01-25-2006, 03:15 PM
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
i have a number of scars and various injuries that would disprove that "SAFE and natural" claim :cuss:

i CAN however verify the "naked Twister" phenomenon

Kazza
01-25-2006, 03:50 PM
After posting the topic on my dd's issue, I don't see the humor on this. Sorry.

The Chauffeur
01-25-2006, 05:18 PM
i CAN however verify the "naked Twister" phenomenon


I can see there's story yet to me about, huh?

Dutabi84
01-25-2006, 05:21 PM
I'm thinking I should get myself on a constant tequila drip. :nod:

robyrob
01-25-2006, 06:06 PM
I can see there's story yet to me about, huh?
i think its easier if I just show you when I get home...

The Chauffeur
01-25-2006, 06:19 PM
i think its easier if I just show you when I get home...
you'll get out of nothing that easily :nonono:

Mr. Stefani
01-25-2006, 06:45 PM
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor

MsOrange
01-26-2006, 08:46 AM
:rofl: at everyone in this thread