View Full Version : MOST CONTROVERSIAL ISSUE OF -ALL-, SUCKAAAAS!!
Chad Michael Murray 01-17-2006, 01:07 AM Well, what with the controversy and talk of Hell running rampant on this forum lately, I decided to take matters into my own hands and make a few phone calls. I thought that the perfect thing to bring some finality and closure to this subject would be if maybe, JUST maybe, I could get in touch with the guy running the show. So, thanks to a few close contacts, I managed to arrange a meeting with the one...the ONLY...
Satan!!!!
Yes, it's true folks, I can confirm once and for all that Satan DOES exist. Here are some highlights from our conversation: during our talk, Satan confided in me, revealing that all SO will be going to Hell afterall, that it's unsafe to donate your blood multiple times within the same week, and that his favorite color is pink. (The last one slipped out during a moment of emotional vulnerability from ol' Satty. Yes, he allowed me to call him that.)
Just as a bit of proof for everybody that I DID indeed meet Mr. Satan and that all of our unresolved issues can now come to an end, I'm going to show you all a picture that he was gracious enough to let me take of him:
http://home.online.no/~sperande/images/Danny.jpg
That is all. Thank you.
Polniaczek033 01-17-2006, 01:12 AM :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :brent
genius. hahahah.
Karen* 01-17-2006, 01:15 AM :lol:
Hollow 01-17-2006, 01:18 AM :rofl: you rule.
Dutabi84 01-17-2006, 01:19 AM Why, yes he is. (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=saget)
dawsongirl 01-17-2006, 02:33 AM And Satan has a cute cowboy hat.
Nighthawk76 01-17-2006, 04:09 AM :lol:
Chocoholic 01-17-2006, 10:01 AM Yes, it's true folks, I can confirm once and for all that Satan DOES exist. Here are some highlights from our conversation: during our talk, Satan confided in me, revealing that all SO will be going to Hell afterall, that it's unsafe to donate your blood multiple times within the same week, and that his favorite color is pink.
Now he tells me! :crybaby:
Funny post, Chad :lol:
Tuesday Weld 01-17-2006, 01:12 PM :lol:
Janice Johnson 01-17-2006, 01:26 PM Well, what with the controversy and talk of Hell running rampant on this forum lately, I decided to take matters into my own hands and make a few phone calls. I thought that the perfect thing to bring some finality and closure to this subject would be if maybe, JUST maybe, I could get in touch with the guy running the show. So, thanks to a few close contacts, I managed to arrange a meeting with the one...the ONLY...
Satan!!!!
Yes, it's true folks, I can confirm once and for all that Satan DOES exist. Here are some highlights from our conversation: during our talk, Satan confided in me, revealing that all SO will be going to Hell afterall, that it's unsafe to donate your blood multiple times within the same week, and that his favorite color is pink. (The last one slipped out during a moment of emotional vulnerability from ol' Satty. Yes, he allowed me to call him that.)
Just as a bit of proof for everybody that I DID indeed meet Mr. Satan and that all of our unresolved issues can now come to an end, I'm going to show you all a picture that he was gracious enough to let me take of him:
http://home.online.no/~sperande/images/Danny.jpg
That is all. Thank you.
I;) t's a sad day when Bob Saget becomes the embodiment of SATAN!:lol: :eek:
TheGreatPretender 01-17-2006, 01:55 PM Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?????
dlemond 01-17-2006, 02:02 PM Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?????
Cause he was dead.
From giving too much blood in the same week!!!
Chad Michael Murray 01-17-2006, 02:14 PM Cause he was dead.
From giving too much blood in the same week!!!
LMFAO
Oh Jesus, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day!!
TheGreatPretender 01-17-2006, 02:31 PM Cause he was dead.
From giving too much blood in the same week!!!
LOL!!! That's a better answer than I had.
EmoJoe 01-17-2006, 03:57 PM :rofl:
Stormtracker TF 01-17-2006, 04:14 PM LOL At the picture of Bob Saget.
Courtnee 01-17-2006, 05:48 PM :rofl: :rofl:
desilu90 01-17-2006, 10:44 PM LOL :lol:
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