:lol:

Hey!!! LOL! As a short person, I am very offended! ;)

Randy Newman Sez: Yes.

i am short too...I am scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey!!! LOL! As a short person, I am very offended! ;)
same here!

I'm only 4'11".....where's my ticket in? :D

I'm only 4'11".....where's my ticket in? :D
Hey, no cuts now, go to the end of the line...:D

I'm only 4'11".....where's my ticket in? :D

Haha. I'm 4'11 too...

just the bottom half - because they can't reach Heaven :(

just the bottom half - because they can't reach Heaven :(


That what ladders are for!

Oh great. I log into SO and the first thing I read is that I'm going to hell. :eek: :lol:

LOL-LMAO-
Irene when I saw this topic lit up under chit chat I thought it was the same one from before about gay people that's been on for a few days. Then I noticed it said short people. This post was funny as hell.;)

short people gott no reason tooo short people got noooo reason
SHORT PEOPLE GOT
NO REASON TO LIVEEEEEEE

OMFG i love that song

OMFG

Short People

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

^^:rotflmao: at Ashlee's song

Yes! All short people are going to hell. :devil: :lol:

^^:rotflmao: at Ashlee's song
It's not my song, it's Randy Newman's song.

I found somebody who isn't very pleased at all with the title of this thread...

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http://www.donandmurph.com/chucky.jpg

OMFG

Short People

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here


:rofl:


but yeah yall goin to hell cos :racist:



hells yah 5'6 baby

Do you think that short people will go to hell?

Why don't you chat with God and ask him?

I found somebody who isn't very pleased at all with the title of this thread...

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http://www.donandmurph.com/chucky.jpg
:rofl:

I found somebody who isn't very pleased at all with the title of this thread...

\/ \/ \/

http://www.donandmurph.com/chucky.jpg
:rofl:

Irene, I do not appreciate you posting this thread! pissed:

I'm just kidding. :p

Anyway, I'm 5'2" and it seems like a good deal of people in here are short as well. So I think we're all gonna have one big party in hell! ;) :woohoo: party:

To short people! :cheers:

Well, for all us short people....

"We're going down, all the way down...on the highway to hell"
:rock: party: :guitar:

Why don't you chat with God and ask him?

I did ask God, and by the way SHE IS SHORT!!!!!!! TOO!!!!!!!! She said in a polite way not to refer to her as a him again.

"man shalt not decline in height" - robyrob 8:23

there is no scientific evidence that one is born short. it is an immoral and offensive choice, but i just let god deal with those people.

I found somebody who isn't very pleased at all with the title of this thread...

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http://www.donandmurph.com/chucky.jpg
:rofl: chucky is my idol.

I did ask God, and by the way SHE IS SHORT!!!!!!! TOO!!!!!!!! She said in a polite way not to refer to her as a him again.

Oh, well I always liked to picture God as a really old man with an insanely long beard.

But, old ladies are great too. :D

Except no beard... :(

Oh, well I always liked to picture God as a really old man with an insanely long beard.

But, old ladies are great too. :D

Except no beard... :(
:lol:

I'm 5' 8",I don't have to worry. :snob: :p :lol:

ha, i'm 5'9...

Oh well, since it looks like I'll be going to Hell after all, I guess I'll go have a little fun before I go...

1. I'm calling Tom Cruise and I'm telling him he's not that great and his views on mental healt are really stupid.

2. I'm calling Celine Dion and telling her she's not the most important woman in the world and that her voice sucks.

3. I'm calling Britney Spears and telling her that she's nothing but a dirty whore and her singing is worse than Celine Dion's.

4. Aw heck, I'll just call up all the current pop stars under 30 and tell them they suck.

5. I'm tearing all the tags off the mattresses and NO ONE can stop me! <evil laugh>

6. I'm going through the express line with five overloaded carts of groceries, and I'm pushing all the little old ladies in the store out of my :censored: way! <eviler laugh>

7. I'm throwing all my trash all over the park. To hell with recycling!

8. I'm talking on my cellphone wherever I want to, as loudly as I want to. If you don't like that, then go SHOVE IT!!!

9. Find more activities that will guarantee a lifetime in Hell and do them all.

I guess I've really earned my spot in Hell now. ;) :D :p

Oh well, since it looks like I'll be going to Hell after all, I guess I'll go have a little fun before I go...

1. I'm calling Tom Cruise and I'm telling him he's not that great and his views on mental healt are really stupid.

2. I'm calling Celine Dion and telling her she's not the most important woman in the world and that her voice sucks.

3. I'm calling Britney Spears and telling her that she's nothing but a dirty whore and her singing is worse than Celine Dion's.

4. Aw heck, I'll just call up all the current pop stars under 30 and tell them they suck.

5. I'm tearing all the tags off the mattresses and NO ONE can stop me! <evil laugh>

6. I'm going through the express line with five overloaded carts of groceries, and I'm pushing all the little old ladies in the store out of my :censored: way! <eviler laugh>

7. I'm throwing all my trash all over the park. To hell with recycling!

8. I'm talking on my cellphone wherever I want to, as loudly as I want to. If you don't like that, then go SHOVE IT!!!

9. Find more activities that will guarantee a lifetime in Hell and do them all.

I guess I've really earned my spot in Hell now. ;) :D :p
allow me to add: I won't pick up my dog's doodoo while walking him...gonna just leave it for the flies!!!!
I'll meet you in hell Homerriffic!!!!!!!!!:D

1. I'm calling Tom Cruise and I'm telling him he's not that great and his views on mental healt are really stupid.



:woohoo:

Though I don't want to be in the same short people hell with him. Eww. Can he have a worse hell?

See you guys in Hell.

:woohoo:

Though I don't want to be in the same short people hell with him. Eww. Can he have a worse hell?
I thought he already was in hell??????
He will definitely have a special place...with Ron L. Hubbard