Since the limit is 4,000 posts per thread, I thought we should start another.

So, the rules are self explanatory. You can only talk in questions.

Here we go:

Are you ready?

Ready to rumble?

Is your tummy rumbling?

Didn't i just eat a few minutes ago?

Can you wipe those crumbs off of your mouth?

Why can't i just lick them off like a dog?

Isn't that just gross?

Don't you do that all the time?

How do you know what I do and don't do?

Are you back to this again?

Back in black?

Aren't i dressed in pink because of the clothing incident earlier?

Didn't I steal all of your pink clothes?

Is that why i'm wearing a cardboard box right now?

Shouldn't you put on some clothes?

How can i when you stole them?

Should I return them to you and dye them a different color?

Can you please dye them yellow so i can be a banana?

Do you want me to call you Chiquita?

like the banana?

Is Chiquita a banana?

Why do you ask, Chiquita?

Are you calling me a banana?

Would I do that, Chiquita?

Don't you know that everytime i wake up i do the Chiquita bananana dance and scare Ned the Neighbor?

Why do all of the characters in your life have names like Ned the Neighbor and Big Dan the Repo Man?

Don't i just name them that so you know who i am talking about?

So their mom's don't name them that?

Don't their dad's name them?

Why did you say that so defensively?

How can you tell when i'm doing that or not doing it?

Can't you read between the words?

Excuse me, what did you say?

Don't you know I typed it and didn't actually say it?

Do you think i should go back to Kindergarden and learn stuff?

Do you want to learn to fingerpaint?

Can i fingerpaint on my body?

Why would you want to do that?

Did i ever tell you about the time that Larry King Live fingerpainted himself and then tried to scare all his friends?

Is this another Larry King Story that involves Larry King doing something silly and then crying about it?

Didn't he laugh this time because all of his friends ran away and his plan finally worked and then he walked out side and Billy the toetruck driver tried to tow Larry King's car and then Larry King Live barked like a dog and Bill toetruck man drove away real fast?

Was Larry a Cocker Spaniel?

Wasn't he a dauchsaund?

Wasn't he a beagle?

Why do we have a new thread?

Don't you know the last one reached 4,000 posts?

Is that the limit of posts on a thread?

Do you not like this one?

I like the concept. But I'll just go with the flow on this! You?

What's not to like?

Let's move on. Shall we?

What would you like to talk about?

What do you want to talk about?

How bout the Bezerker?

Who's Bezerker?

What?

My car?

What kind of car do you have?

Don't you know it's an old oldsmobile cutlass that's barely runs and is falling apart?

How long have you had it?

Does it need to be pimped?

Do you think Xhibit can do that with the guys from West Coast Customs?

Where is West Coast Customs?

On the West Coast?

Los angeles, maybe?

Do celebrities go there?

Don't i go there just for the air conditioning and i'm a celebrity?

They live in LA, don't they?

Were you in any movies?

Isn't the only reason i'm famous is because i'm known as Lazy man who eats junk food every two hours and sleeps alot, and tells larry king jokes?

Is there anyone else who does that?

How about Bill the lazy Shoerepair man or Mike the fatty fat fat carnival clown, or amy the Alien Lady from outer space?

Are these people even real?

Didn't i just make them up?

You wear make up?

Do you wear hats?

WHAT, how did you know?

Are you a circus clown?

Aren't i a cheap carnival clown who gets paid with free prizes instead of money?

Are you a ringmaster?

Are you Master P?

Are you the master of disguises?

Is Master P actually Larry King live in a costume?

How is that possible?

Um, Costume?

What is your favorite TV show?

Isn't it Anderson Cooper 360?

What is your favorite cable channel?

Isn't it ABC?

What's your favorite United State?

Isnt it Mexico?

What is your favorite movie?

Do i even have one?

I don't know, do you?

I don't know, do you?

I don't know, do you?

Are we playing 20 questions?

I don't know, are we?

Who will know?

Do you know anyone that would know?

Should we ask a psychic?

I don't know, should we?

whats up?

Whas goin on everybody?

What's going on with you?

Would you like me to tell you?

Tell me what?

Did you forget already?

Forget what?

What did you forget?

How can I remember if I forgot?

Don't you have infinite IQ?

Do you think I'm smarter than Big Dan the Repo Man?

Did you know that every time someone askes Big Dan the Repo Man a question he just makes weird mumbling noises and tries to fly like Mcdee the bumbo bee?

Can he fly like Mcdee the bumble bee?

Can you fly like a bird?

Don't you know that i fly everywhere?

Do you really?

Didn't i just say that?

How is everyone doing?

Aren't i doing good and i'm also hot?

Do you want to know if I'm hot?

Are you hotter than me?

I don't know. Are you?

Did you know that i'm a little hotter than the time Larry King Live accidentally burned himself with a lighter when he was trying to show Me, and Robby the Robot how he can light the lighter with his mouth and then juggle fifteen lighters at the same time with his mouth and then he accidentally dropped one in his earlobe and he said "ouch, ooch, och, eech, ouch, ooch, och, eech, ouch, ooch, och, eech". said the king and then Me and Robby Robot said what the hell is he up to this time and i said i don't know Robby but this always happens to Larry the King and then we walked into the kitchen and Robby Robot got punched in the face when he tried to kiss me on the cheeck, and then later he told me that he wasn't trying to kiss me because he already has a girlfriend named Hotty Mcbody the Robotty, and he was actually trying to get a misquito off of my cheeck?

Alright let's drop this subject. Shall we?

Can we talk about something else?

What do you want to talk about?

Why don't we let someone else decide?

That's a good idea. How 'bout that?

Is talking about beautiful naked women a good subject?

does someone want to tlak about a beautiful naked man or something?

So is anyone else up this early besides me?

What the hell are you guy's talking about?

did someone change the subject?

Ta naked butts?

Why do you guys want to talk about naked men?

Don't you consider it Too Much Information? (aka TMI)

Wouldn't you think so?

What 'mature' subject should we talk about?

How about Larry King Live doing a backflip into a punch bowl filled with Diet coke while juggling swords with his teeth?

What non-violent topic should we discuss?

How about the time Rick the Door Theif stole 20 doors in one night and then got arrested, stole the door to his jail cell ran home with it, put it in his house, went to the local mcdonalds ate 10 Big Macks, 10 Supersize orders of French Fries, and 898938725498327453489982348957432895324789 Milkshakes, and then stole the mcdonalds door to mcdonalds and then went to the white house and stole their door, and then went to the Fox Studios to discuss a sitcom about a man who steals doors and the show would be called "Door Stealer", and then the Fox Executive people said that was the stuppidist idea for a show since Roseanne, so he yelled for 10 minutes straight before stealing the door to the Fox Studios and then hopping on an airplane to go back home and then when he got off the plane he stole that door too and then he went home and stole the door off the Taxi Cab and walked inside the house and threw all the doors in the garage and then he wen't to his neighbor, Mike the Bike Model, and stole his garage door and then got arrested again and is now currently serving 90 years in prison in a cell with metal bars instead of a normal door?

Do you have any other made-up stuff to tell us?

Is the VCR on top of tha TV?

How many DVD players do you own?

What happened?

Where do we go from here?

Is something broken?

Do you need help with something?

Do i need help with what?

Huh?

Huh Huh Huh?

Huh Huh Huh Huh?

Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh?

Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh?

Are we singing a song?

I don't know, are we?

Aren't we laughing?

Can you not tell between singing and laughing?

I was laughing. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Did you notice I keep going and going and going and going?

How can we tell?

Isn't singing the thing Larry King does when he showers with a rubber ducky?

He showers with a duck?

Didn't you see it that one time you accidentally walked in on him singing Who let the dogs out by the Bahamen

Why would I walk in on him taking a shower?

Didn't you forget where you lived or something?

Do I llive in a shower?

Why do you want to know where I live?

Where do i live?

In the garbage?

How did you know?

On the streets?

Aren't you Oscar the Grouch?

Eww? Aren't i badboy the lazy bum?

No. Are you Miss Piggy?

How come he's Miss Piggy?

What??!! Didn't i say badboythe bum?

Are you a beach bum?

Are you a beach babe?

Who are you directing that too?

So you're a beach?

Do you swim?

I'm a female dog??

Are you?

Do you have any dogs?

Are you asking me?

Wasn't he asking yours truely?

My truly what?

Your truly steprincess?

huh?

Do you have a job?

Don't i don't have a job and i'm not getting one any time soon?

Is your job to be a beach?

how can that be?

Do you type fast?

Is your job to ask wierd questions?

No. Do you have a job?

are you supposed to give answers in this game?

Are we supposed to give hints?

Are we suppposed to keep changing the subject?

Is that what someone keeps doing?

Why are you singling him out?

Did I?

Did you what?

What are you talking about?

Sorry wheeler, no hard fealings?

Do you like roller coasters?

Do they go slow?

Do you like fast ones?

Do you like to eat pizza?

Isn't the point of roller coasters to go fast?

Some go slow, don't they?

Do they have points?

What is your favorite food?

Rollercoasters?

Do you like chalkboards?

To eat?

Who eat's chalkboard besides Mike the Chalkboard taste tester?

Did you know that I actually went to "take your something to work day" with Mike the Chalkboard taste tester?

What was it like?

What was what like?

Mike the Chalkboard taste tester?

How should I know?

Didn't you say you were with him on Bring your son to work day?

Who has a son?

Do you think I'm a boy?

No, sorry?

What is everyone watching on TV tonight?

Do you like shoes?

Do you like sneakers?

Do you like Windows 95?

Do you like Windows 98?

Do you like the Playstation 360?

Do you like Nintendo GameCube?

Do you like Wal-Mart?

What the hell is going on here?

Aren't we asking questions?

Are we?

Isn't that the name of the game: The Questions Only Game v.2?

What game?

Person Beside me game?

Are you beside me?

Do you want me to be?

Are we going to join hands and play ring around the rosey?

Will you teach me how since i haven't played that game in years?

Don't we have to find a Rosey first?

How about Nosey Rosey the Baloney lady?

Why does her name have Baloney in it?

Doesn't she collect baloney pieces and then hang them on her wall?