Don't you do that too?

Is that an insult?

Isn't that a compliment?

Don't you do that too then?

Don't we all?

Well did you know that Moeee once told me a long time ago that he eats his baloney instead of keeping it on the wall?

Who is Moeee?

Don't you know his name is Big Redd now?

Didn't i already know that?

Didn't you already know that?

did you already know that Larry King signed up for a membership here but he doesn't know how to use the computer?

Know what?

Yeah, know what?

Yeah, know what?

Why is everybody looking at me?

Don't you have a look at me sign on?

Who is looking at you?

Isn't that your's?

Who's?

Yeah who's?

What's up?

Do you like robots?

Do you like aliens?

Do you like Lawn mowers?

Do you like snow blowers?

Do you like gardens?

Do you like flowers?

Do you like dinosaurs?

Do you like ogres?

you mean like shrek?

Do you like jars?

Do you like music?

Do you like chocolate?

Do you like doors?

Do you like tea?

Do you like water?

Do you like roads?

Do you like chai?

Do you like Indiana?

Have i ever been to there?

Do you like there?

Do you want to go there with me?

Go where?

To indiana or Disney world?

Are you driving?

Have you ever been to Disneyland?

Can i drive the Bezerker?

What is a Bezeker?

Is it a person?

Remember my car?

What kind of car did you have?

Haven't i already told you this the other day?

Can you tell me more stuff?

Stuffing?

Did you know that Larry King Live likes to put stuffing from the turkey in his ears and then yell at the TV?

Don't you do that too?

You too huh?

Isn't that what stuffing's for?

What else would you do with it?

So you see things my way?

Do I?

Do you?

Do who?

Are you being dirty again?

Why would i?

Aren't you a bad boy?

Are you bad too?

Bad to the bone?

Do you want to be a bad boy or bad woman?

Do you think I'm a boy?

Aren't you a girl?

Then why did you ask if I wanted to be a bad boy?

Well who wouldn't want to be me?

You?

Don't i have all the cars and 90 houses and 50 tv's in every room and also my bed turns into a gigantic iPod?

so they play music and videos?

What kind of music videos?

does it matter?

Are you talking about the ipod bed?

was I talking about the videos it played?

Who played what videos?

were we talking about the iPod?

Who has an Ipod?

Will someone buy me an iPod for free please?

Where can you do that?

Do you like mashed potatoes?

Do you like onions?

Do you like oinion rings?

Do you like french fries?

Do you like cheeseburgers?

Do you like BLT sandwiches?

Do you like milkshakes?

Do you like soda?

Do you like orange juice?

Do you like fruit punch?

Are we going through our burst of "do you likes" again?

Would you like to know the answer?

The answer to what?

To the question?

The eternal question of life?

What's that mean?

What does what mean?

Do you like roller sk8's?

Do you like french fries?

Do you like french guys?

How did you know I did?

are the French nice?

You do?

Do you what?

Who do who?

whats going on?

Are we celebrating?

is it my birthday?

How did you know?

Isn't your birthday in June?

Mine?

Are you the only person here?

Isn't mine in Febuary?

What is your astrological sign?

Isn't it the Pisces?

Is it the Sagitarius?

Wasn't it the Capricorn?

Is it Gemini?

How about Libra?

How about Aquarius?

How about Aries?

How about Leo?

How about Cancer?

What month?

October?

September?

December?

November?

January?

August?

May?

July?

June?

April?

March?

One?

What day of the week?

Friday?

Monday?

Are we just blurting out days, months, and astrological signs?

Why are we doing this?

Isn't this supposed to be an ongoing conversation with bad Larry King Live jokes sprinkled in the middle?

Don't i try to do that?

That your jokes are bad?

Did you try that?

Do you like brownies?

Do you like cookies?

Are we at this again?

Are we at what?

Just asking each other what we like?

Aren't we supposed to do that?

Have you not played this game beforeeeeee?

Are we supposed to do what?

Don't i normally stay on topic but no one else does so i don't really care anymore?

Can I start a topic?

Sure Why not?

What kind of topic?

Hot Topic?

Cold topic?

Do you like cars?

Dude, where's my car?

Do you like trucks?

Where's my car dude?

Are you trying to frustrate me?

Are you trying to scare me?

Why am i so fine?

Why are you so fine?

Did you guys here about the time that Larry King live stole his own car because he wanted to appear on the show cops and eat donuts and actually be a cop for a day and when he went to arrest Mike the bike stealer, mike punched him in the face and then Larry King live started barking like a cat and bit mike the bike stealer in the leg and mike bikeman started crying and his tears were actually hershey's chocolate syrup( buy today!!!!) and Larry King licked it off and said job well done let's call it a day?



I wrote that in two minutes, sorry if it didn't make sense.

Can everybody please try to stay on topic from now on, please?

That sounds like a good idea, doesn't it?

Isn't it the best idea ever, so it would make it easier to tell my bad Larry King live jokes and confuse everybody more than they are now?

He's a good guy, isn't he?

Did you know that i voted for him for a grammy award?

Voted for who?

Didn't bad_boy(me) vote for Larry King to win a Grammy award for his beautiful rendition of Surfin USA by the beach boys when he sang it in his shower and he even had a surfboard in that shower and pretended to be surfing until his wife Marry Ring Dive, came in and said Larry are you drunk, and then Larry said baby i'm a beach boy let's go surfing now, and then he continued to sing Beach Boys songs until Ralph the Surfboard stealer came in the bathroom and stole his surfboard, and then Larry King squirted soap in Raplhs eyes, and then Larry King started to celebrate and he went out side and streaked down the street because he forgot to put his clothes back on?

Did you know that i found a picture of Larry King Live surfing? It might scare you. I went blind for ten minutes the first time i saw this. I love you.

is that illegal?

Is that picture illegal?

Is that hot?

Is that cool?

Do you think it's photoshopped?

What's photoshopped?

Wasn't i talking about the Larry King photo of him surfing?

What else is going on?

Did you know that Larry King broke into my house last night and tried to steal my refridgerator but the Chicken inside tried to eat him so Larry the King started doing jumping jacks while singing some Michael Jackson songs and drawing pictures of army tanks who are also doing jumping jacks and doing dances like they were in the club?

Do you have any real stories?

Wasn't that real?

Was the chicken shake and bake?

Did you know that the chicken was actually Larry Kings best friend Birdy the McFlurry who dresses like different foods and basically just plays pranks on everyone because he does'nt have anything better to do?

Should he get a hobby?

Are you referring to Birdy the McFlurry or Larry King Live?

Shouldn't both of them find a hobby?

Shouldn't i get a hobby.

like stamp collecting?

Like collecting baseball cards?

Like reading?

Like Crossword Puzzles or Wordsearches?

How about browsing the internet for 10 hours?

How about telling Larry King Jokes for 10 hours?

Did you know that i try to tell them but nobody likes them anymore?

Did you know I heart them?

What do they like?

Did you know that I kidney them too?

Really?

Really Really?

Are you just saying that? Arent they the dumbest jokes ever and nobody takes me seriuosly when i try to be seriuous?

Really what?

Would I lie to you?

Is this the part where i tell a Larry King Live joke?

Don't you know your cue by now?

What kind of cue?

Did you ever hear about the time that Larry King ate 20 donuts when he broke into his neighbors house when he tried to steal their socks, and then the house owner big jay the white rap DJ came in and said " Those my donuts fool!!" and then Larry king ran around the house trying to run away and then he stepped on a thumbtack and started crying and Jay got him a bandaid and said there there little baby everythings gonna be ok now?

What is going on?

Was he really that compassionate?

Did you know that he was just doing it because he needed some money, and he thought Larry King would give him some for helping him but Larry King just said thanks man and he grabbed a few more donuts and walked out the door, and went back to his house and listened to his ipod and played his x box 360?

What songs does he have on his IPod?

Did you know that most of the songs on his IPod are of him singing in the shower and you can't even here what he's singing because the water from the shower is too loud and you can't even here it, and also because his wife is yelling at him because he got into a food fight in the kitchen with his imaginary friend, Barry the Imaginary Friend, and he forgot to clean up the mess?

did he win the food fight?

Don't you dislike Mondays?

did he win the food fight?
Did you know that it took him 30 minutes before he actually found out that he was just food fighting with himself so he stopped, then started to cry for ten minutes, and then he went back to the living room to play his Playstation 3 and listen to and watch videos on his Video Ipod, and also yak on the phone to all of his friends?

Does he always cry?

Does he whine?

Don't you know that the only reason he cries is because he thinks people will feel sorry for him and want to hang out with him, but they just ignore him and his life just gets worse and sadder?

Do you know Larry personally?

Where can I send him a sympathy card?

Who are you sending a sympathy card to?

why am i so itchy?

Isn't he allergic to sympathy cards?

Who are you talking about?

Is everyone?

How can you be allergic to a card?

Don't the card companies spray itching powder on it?

Does that make you allergic or just scratchy?

allergic to what?

Did you know about the time that Larry King had a allergic reaction to one of my jokes and he started spinning around really fast in his stupid computer chair and then did an impression of Bugs Bunny and then he accidentally hit his head on an old cheeto and then he laughed and then walked out of the room and started crying for 10 hours nonstop?

What the heck?

did he get dizzy?

Don't you think somebody needs to get Larry King some medicine to stop him from crying?

what kind of medicine?

Laughing gas?

could he laugh and cry at the same time?

Don't you know he already tried to invent the medicine out odf hersheys syrup but it disn't work cause he just ate it?

Are you kidding?

could he laugh and cry at the same time?

Can't everybody do that?, except for Bill the shoe model who never laughs or cries because he doesn't know how to?

Why is that?