Johnny: All right fellow babies, that was the Doors, and this is sort of Johnny Fever, kind of Doctor. And after... nine drinks, Venus Flytrap is catatonic, and I myself have personally just seen a giant pig. He is currently painting the walls of our lobby.

Officer: He is obviously drunk, ladies and gentlemen.

Johnny: Yes, he is, and I'm not feeling badly myself.

I'm a big fat muffin that loves to eat,
A great big muffin that has no feet,
But most of all I'm a great big muffin
That loves to explode.

Herb, "I'm tired of being the only person around here without a shred of human decency."

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Larry D

Jennifer: "I don't lend men money, it makes them weak."
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Bob Boogie: "I haven't had a job in 6 mos! Not even WKRP will hire me!" (waving a gun)
Johnny: "Are you here to create an opening at the station?"
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Herb: "Whaddya say, gorgeous? You only go around once. How 'bout grabbing a little gusto?"
Jennifer: "I don't like little gusto's!"
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Geeze, there are so many....my list would be very long!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Kathy

Les: No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!

i answered this already

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Hey, y'all! If u r one of my cool dude frieds (Kelly, Gia, Myra, and Angie), then I have 2 things 2 say 2 u:
* I laughed u should 2 lol
* Bedilia's bitch, let's beat her with the uglier stick
LOL! Let's do the Mini HaHa dance! That was from u Myra!
*~Kaitlyn~*

From the episode 'frog story' "a scene about getting pink paint off a frog.

andy "why don't you ask les ,he knows alot about science & nature"

herb "no,its bad luck to take advice from insane people"

les "i never heard that"

Les on the Ledge

Herb: "Les, I've thought about it and it's okay if you're a homo."

I remember my older brother spitting milk across the room.

So, why are you answering again?? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/quest.gif

Kathy

Originally posted by Captain Kaitlyn:
i answered this already

Johnny: "I think that god must really hate mobile homes, Andy, 'cause tornadoes always attack them first. They get very mobile."

Andy: "Sometimes these things [tornadoes] come in clusters. This might not be over, Les!"
Les: "Oh, you're just saying that to make me feel better."

"Tornado" rules!