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View Full Version : Worst things to say to your spouse on your honeymoon...LOL Ireneparalegal 01-10-2006, 09:38 PM "Remember that plastic surgery I mentioned I had? Well, it was more than just plastic surgery... (bride lifts up her nightie:eek: :lol: "I am a million dollars in debt" "Wanna see pictures of my kids?" "By the way, I don't care too much for sex" *Pleasant Tomorrow* 01-10-2006, 10:34 PM I think I'm gay lolzol KristenJ 01-10-2006, 10:43 PM I think I'm gay lolzol LMAO good one :lol: Courtnee 01-10-2006, 11:16 PM "Hey...I didn't tell you this before but I'm kinda already married.... I DIDN'T WANNA KILL THE MOOD!!" *Pleasant Tomorrow* 01-10-2006, 11:17 PM Whoops, my period came lozlz Chad Michael Murray 01-10-2006, 11:17 PM "You looked better BEFORE the hangover." Or: "...has this ALWAYS been here? Wow. Now I'm really wishing we would've decided to see eachother naked BEFORE our wedding night, so I would've known.." Jaguar 01-10-2006, 11:28 PM My ex-wife/husband use to...... Karen* 01-10-2006, 11:43 PM "Remember that plastic surgery I mentioned I had? Well, it was more than just plastic surgery... (bride lifts up her nightie:eek: :lol: lol, I was gonna say something like that! :lol: Ireneparalegal 01-11-2006, 12:14 AM "Hey...I didn't tell you this before but I'm kinda already married.... I DIDN'T WANNA KILL THE MOOD!!" :lol: :lol: :crazy: WhoStheBoss_Fan 01-11-2006, 12:56 AM ooops i forgot! Ireneparalegal 01-11-2006, 12:57 AM "I hate your mother" Janice Johnson 01-11-2006, 01:20 AM "I'm pregnant" "I am wanted in 30 states" "I am bisexual" "I have AIDS/ a nasty STD" "I have a nasty, contagious sickness(cold, allergy, flu, etc.) "I am a prostitute." "I have 8 kids by 8 different men" "I am not housebroken" ~*Hannah_Lee*~ 01-11-2006, 02:00 AM Oh, I love this place! It's exactly where I came for my last Honeymoon! :D Ireneparalegal 01-11-2006, 02:04 AM "I invited my mother to join us" ~*Hannah_Lee*~ 01-11-2006, 02:12 AM "I've decided to become a nun" dawsongirl 01-11-2006, 02:14 AM Who the hell are you?! Ireneparalegal 01-11-2006, 02:17 AM "Which twin are you?" ~*Hannah_Lee*~ 01-11-2006, 02:18 AM "You mean that's what it looks like? :eek:" Ireneparalegal 01-11-2006, 02:23 AM "you know, yours is not as big as ..." :eek: G-Force Glockstar 01-11-2006, 07:25 AM While having sex say "I've had better" Ireneparalegal 01-11-2006, 02:10 PM "By the way, I am not a virgin...I know I told you I was but..." The Chauffeur 01-11-2006, 02:47 PM "So do you wanna wait til the infection clears?" Ireneparalegal 01-11-2006, 03:29 PM "So do you wanna wait til the infection clears?" :eek: :eek: :lol: *Pleasant Tomorrow* 01-11-2006, 07:59 PM My son by my 5th husband with the STD has a bigger one than yours Nighthawk76 01-11-2006, 08:09 PM "Gee, I thought you would be alot better in bed. Now I see that I should never have married you just for your body." Ireneparalegal 01-11-2006, 09:01 PM "Gee, I thought you would be alot better in bed. Now I see that I should never have married you just for your body." :lol: :lol: :wave: Polniaczek033 01-11-2006, 09:03 PM hahahaha. a lot of those made me laugh. "i'm bored" was the first one that came to mind for me. not as funny as the rest of these, though. Ireneparalegal 01-11-2006, 09:05 PM "You're not serious abt this marriage thing are you?" dlemond 01-11-2006, 09:11 PM "and again, I'm really sorry about sleeping with your mom, I....I... I did tell you about that right?" "Hey, I logged onto Google on the hotel computer. How do you spell annulment?" Ireneparalegal 01-12-2006, 12:50 AM "I miss my daddy" |