callmetootie
06-12-2001, 08:09 PM
"Bailey's Little Sister"
Season 2
[At the station]
Johnny: So Jennifer, have you thought about maybe going to dinner or maybe seeing a movie with me?
Jennifer: One of these days Johnny-Boy, I'm going to have you for desert.
Johnny: Oh Jennifer, let's leave work, and be free, we can have little Johnnys together.
Jennifer: Yeah, I said one of these days, when you're 80, and I look like 24.
[Bailey Walks In]
Bailey: Ok guys, you have to be calm.
Johnny: There's a fire isn't there, help us!!! Please help us!!!
Bailey: No, not really Johnny. Now guys, my little sister Penny is coming to the station today, as her school had a flood.
Jennifer: I never knew that you had a little sister.
Johnny: That makes her...Penny Quarters???
Bailey: People call you a doctor, right Johnny?
Johnny: Of course.
Bailey: Then start acting like it Johnny!
[In Mr. Carlson's office with Andy]
Andy: Mr. Carlson, me and Herb have been wondering about maybe having a raise in our pay. I mean Herb has a kid, and I need to keep myself looking beautiful.
Mr. Carlson: The day that I give Herb a raise??? When pigs fly Andy, when pigs fly.
Andy: Mr. Carlson, he's in need of cash, and so am I.
Mr. Carlson: He needs cash? What? To play video games or something?
[Back in the radio station, Penny walks in]
Penny: Bailey!!!
Bailey: Penny!!!
Penny: Bailey!!!
Bailey: Penny!!!
Johnny: What the hell is going on!!!
[Bailey makes a fist at Johnny]
Jennifer: So Penny, how old are you?
Penny: I'm 14.
Johnny: And how old are you Bailey???
Bailey: [mumbling] Cut the crap Johnny.
Johnny: Oh, excuse me Bailey, how old are you?
Bailey: I'm alot older then your type. Penny, don't worry about Johnny, it's not his fault he's a 7-year old man!!!
Johnny: Harsh Bailey, Harsh!
Jennifer: Sit boy.
Penny: So Bailey, what do you do around this place?
Bailey: I work for Mr. Carlson, here I'll introduce him to you.
[Walks into Mr. Carlson's office]
Bailey: Mr. Carlson, this is my sister, Penny.
Mr. Carlson: Hi Penny.
Penny: You look exactly like a movie star!
Mr. Carlson: Well, thankyou.
Penny: You look just like Fred from I Love Lucy! So, how's Ethel?
Bailey: Well Penny, this is Andy.
Penny: You look just like the guy from Playgirl!
Andy: That's...nice...I better go.
Penny: Hey, I know where I know you from Mr. Carlson.
[Gives Playgirl magazine to Bailey, and he's on the cover]
Mr. Carlson: It's not me, it's not me.
Bailey: I'm not staring at you, but I'm staring at what looks like Herb's big toe!
[Everyone comes in after Andy tells them what Penny said]
Jennifer: What's going on here? Why does Penny read that stuff?
Venus: Yeah, and why do I have a flyer on my car saying give your money to Penny's Bank Of America?
Herb: And why is that Playgirl magazine with my picture in it here...Oops...sorry...I must have been...I've got to go now.
Bailey: Penny, did you do this?
Penny: I just wanted you to like me.
Bailey: Get out of here!
Penny: But...
Bailey: Get out or I'll call mom.
[Penny leaves]
THE END
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Andrew Carden
Season 2
[At the station]
Johnny: So Jennifer, have you thought about maybe going to dinner or maybe seeing a movie with me?
Jennifer: One of these days Johnny-Boy, I'm going to have you for desert.
Johnny: Oh Jennifer, let's leave work, and be free, we can have little Johnnys together.
Jennifer: Yeah, I said one of these days, when you're 80, and I look like 24.
[Bailey Walks In]
Bailey: Ok guys, you have to be calm.
Johnny: There's a fire isn't there, help us!!! Please help us!!!
Bailey: No, not really Johnny. Now guys, my little sister Penny is coming to the station today, as her school had a flood.
Jennifer: I never knew that you had a little sister.
Johnny: That makes her...Penny Quarters???
Bailey: People call you a doctor, right Johnny?
Johnny: Of course.
Bailey: Then start acting like it Johnny!
[In Mr. Carlson's office with Andy]
Andy: Mr. Carlson, me and Herb have been wondering about maybe having a raise in our pay. I mean Herb has a kid, and I need to keep myself looking beautiful.
Mr. Carlson: The day that I give Herb a raise??? When pigs fly Andy, when pigs fly.
Andy: Mr. Carlson, he's in need of cash, and so am I.
Mr. Carlson: He needs cash? What? To play video games or something?
[Back in the radio station, Penny walks in]
Penny: Bailey!!!
Bailey: Penny!!!
Penny: Bailey!!!
Bailey: Penny!!!
Johnny: What the hell is going on!!!
[Bailey makes a fist at Johnny]
Jennifer: So Penny, how old are you?
Penny: I'm 14.
Johnny: And how old are you Bailey???
Bailey: [mumbling] Cut the crap Johnny.
Johnny: Oh, excuse me Bailey, how old are you?
Bailey: I'm alot older then your type. Penny, don't worry about Johnny, it's not his fault he's a 7-year old man!!!
Johnny: Harsh Bailey, Harsh!
Jennifer: Sit boy.
Penny: So Bailey, what do you do around this place?
Bailey: I work for Mr. Carlson, here I'll introduce him to you.
[Walks into Mr. Carlson's office]
Bailey: Mr. Carlson, this is my sister, Penny.
Mr. Carlson: Hi Penny.
Penny: You look exactly like a movie star!
Mr. Carlson: Well, thankyou.
Penny: You look just like Fred from I Love Lucy! So, how's Ethel?
Bailey: Well Penny, this is Andy.
Penny: You look just like the guy from Playgirl!
Andy: That's...nice...I better go.
Penny: Hey, I know where I know you from Mr. Carlson.
[Gives Playgirl magazine to Bailey, and he's on the cover]
Mr. Carlson: It's not me, it's not me.
Bailey: I'm not staring at you, but I'm staring at what looks like Herb's big toe!
[Everyone comes in after Andy tells them what Penny said]
Jennifer: What's going on here? Why does Penny read that stuff?
Venus: Yeah, and why do I have a flyer on my car saying give your money to Penny's Bank Of America?
Herb: And why is that Playgirl magazine with my picture in it here...Oops...sorry...I must have been...I've got to go now.
Bailey: Penny, did you do this?
Penny: I just wanted you to like me.
Bailey: Get out of here!
Penny: But...
Bailey: Get out or I'll call mom.
[Penny leaves]
THE END
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Andrew Carden