- It freaks us out when you burst into tears in a public place. But, since we try to be gentlemen, we'll do what we can to comfort you. However,if we are not dating you or married to you, you are only allowed to cry on our shoulder about whatever is troubling you once. That's it.

- If you are in a relationship or married, you are obligated to mention that to the guy you have struck up a conversation with in some random place within the first ten minutes. Nothing is more of a letdown than when you mention your "boyfriend" after we've chatted you up for an hour and just bought you a second drink.

- If we allow you to drag us to an art gallery/museum/Kate Hudson movie we are in love with you. Grab us while you can.

;)

Anyone else have some?

to build off of the first one TJL said-

we are all different, but you know that if you don't complain and whine and act overly dramatic about your troubles and problems tp us, we won't do that to you. if you have some sort of problem/crisis, don't cry and complain to us and expect us to stop our lives for you and give you some sort of sympathy, and actually make your problems a part of our own lives. toughen up a bit and learn how to handle your problems yourself, unless you want us to cry and complain and unload on you when we have some major problem. and "problem" in this case means insignificant problems that can easily be worked out.

that one's all about being completely fair actually. :)

- If you are in a relationship or married, you are obligated to mention that to the guy you have struck up a conversation with in some random place within the first ten minutes. Nothing is more of a letdown than when you mention your "boyfriend" after we've chatted you up for an hour and just bought you a second drink.
Anyone else have some?

It would also be helpful if you mention that you're engaged BEFORE you give out your phone number.

this thread says girls/women NOT HOES AND SKANKS...so why complain abt the trash that DON'T MENTION THEY HAVE A MAN...don't compare those type of females to REAL WOMEN! Thank you for letting me say my peace without interrupting me...

this thread says girls/women NOT HOES AND SKANKS...so why complain abt the trash that DON'T MENTION THEY HAVE A MAN...don't compare those type of females to REAL WOMEN! Thank you for letting me say my peace without interrupting me...


Sorry this thread is for guys only. You chased the guys off of your thread. That is why I started this one.

;)

lol irene made me think of another one.

if you're not sexy, don't dress in slutty, exposing, or skimpy outfits and expect us to look at you.

:)

this thread says girls/women NOT HOES AND SKANKS...so why complain abt the trash that DON'T MENTION THEY HAVE A MAN...don't compare those type of females to REAL WOMEN! Thank you for letting me say my peace without interrupting me...

Hoes and skanks fall under the category of girls/women, but unfortunately it can take some time to find out what category these women fall under.

Hoes and skanks fall under the category of girls/women, but unfortunately it can take some time to find out what category these women fall under.
A real guy/man would immediately know the difference:D

Sorry TJL...keep up this thread!

also people might disagree on what constitutes a ho or skank.

don't scream at everything.

A real guy/man would immediately know the difference:D

Sorry TJL...keep up this thread!

Not if you're one of those pretentious hoes.

If we say we're okay, it means we're okay. Don't give us the third degree for the next three hours to find out what's "really going on" when in actuality...we're really okay!!

If we don't always feel like talking or doing something immediately when we get home, it's not a shot at you or meant as an insult at all. It's because we had a hard day and either need some rest, or really need some time to just be able to do 'nothing' for a while. Which brings me to my next one...

If you ask what we're thinking and we say 'nothing'...it's true. Sometimes we really can voluntarily be 'vacant' and not think of a single thing.

Here's another one:

When you suggest a place to eat, and we say it's "interesting," that means we would rather stick needles in our eyes than go there.

For example:

"Oh, and Etheopian resturant? That sounds interesting..."

;)

this thread says girls/women NOT HOES AND SKANKS...so why complain abt the trash that DON'T MENTION THEY HAVE A MAN...don't compare those type of females to REAL WOMEN! Thank you for letting me say my peace without interrupting me...
So, how come girls are allowed to make a thread complaining about guys, but guys arent allowed to make a thread complaining about girls?

This thread ROCKS! :rock:

Heres one

-Please don't make a whole big scene if someone ticks you off in public. Or at least, not while we're there. It's embarrasing!

So, how come girls are allowed to make a thread complaining about guys, but guys arent allowed to make a thread complaining about girls?
I am not complaining abt the thread. I love it. We all need to learn from each other. What i said was how can a "man" compare girls/women to hoes and skanks? He is complaining that women don't tell him TIL AFTER HE BUYS DRINKS that she is married, engaged, has a boyfriend, etc. First of all, ask the woman straight out if she is attached. What is wrong with honesty? If she is a real lady, she will not be offended by the question and you will get your answer. Don't buy drinks for a floozie and then get mad cuz you didn't ask her straight out if she had a man. I have been asked that question and I don't mind it at all.

- If we allow you to drag us to an art gallery/museum/Kate Hudson movie we are in love with you. Grab us while you can.

;)

Anyone else have some?
lol

More:

There's a good chance that I will not like your friends. Just accept it. You will probably hate my friends. I have no problem with that.
If and when our two groups meet up finally, don't expect your friends and my friends to hit it off. We were lucky to find each other.

Oh, if my friend Jack and Lisa, your friend from college hook up and he doesn't call her back, it's not my fault. And I'm not going to cut Jack out of my life either. Lisa is the one who got drunk and hopped up on the bar when that Killers song came on. Maybe she has a problem too.

;)

If I suggest where I think we should go on a date for the weekend and you don't like it, then you say no and suggest something else, I'll most likely go along with it because I've been through the runaround with you so many times that now it's easier to gracefully be defeated than to prolong it. However, when we're on the 'new' date and I seem a bit bored, don't keep asking what's wrong because...we both KNOW what's wrong, and it's the fact that we didn't go where I wanted! Lmao

If I suggest where I think we should go on a date for the weekend and you don't like it, then you say no and suggest something else, I'll most likely go along with it because I've been through the runaround with you so many times that now it's easier to gracefully be defeated than to prolong it. However, when we're on the 'new' date and I seem a bit bored, don't keep asking what's wrong because...we both KNOW what's wrong, and it's the fact that we didn't go where I wanted! Lmao
Yeah lol. Don't ask us what's wrong when you take us somewhere we obviously didnt wanna go :snob:

So, how come girls are allowed to make a thread complaining about guys, but guys arent allowed to make a thread complaining about girls?
It's an advice thread, not a complaint thread. It's a "we want you to act this why" thread instead of "that damn ho I was out with last night did ____ to me, skanky bitch. you ****ing women are all alike!!" And you can change that around too. Either way though, it's never gonna work.


As for me, I'm going to go crawl in a hole and wait for the apocalypse to fry our sorry asses.

Lisa is the one who got drunk and hopped up on the bar when that Killers song came on. Maybe she has a problem too.

;)


Soooo then you're saying I SHOULDN'T do things like this? :p

and please please please do not do the thing where we ask you whats wrong and you say to us you should already know and if you dont know im not going to tell you . i mean we dont know how to read minds my ex girlfriend used to annoy me when she did that and im sure im not the olny guy in the world that this has happed to

-Please, drop the prude innocent act, we can see right through it.
-we dont like talking on the phone, move on.
-we need alone time, and guy time, so dont complain.
-Stop having comments for every little thing
-you're not always right, learn it and accept it.

i could go on for hours.

and please please please do not do the thing where we ask you whats wrong and you say to us you should already know and if you dont know im not going to tell you . i mean we dont know how to read minds my ex girlfriend used to annoy me when she did that and im sure im not the olny guy in the world that this has happed to
Oh my gosh, I am sooo guilty of that, but sometimes I do it to be annoying.

Good thread guys....keep it up. Knowledge is power.

I am not complaining abt the thread. I love it. We all need to learn from each other. What i said was how can a "man" compare girls/women to hoes and skanks? He is complaining that women don't tell him TIL AFTER HE BUYS DRINKS that she is married, engaged, has a boyfriend, etc. First of all, ask the woman straight out if she is attached. What is wrong with honesty? If she is a real lady, she will not be offended by the question and you will get your answer. Don't buy drinks for a floozie and then get mad cuz you didn't ask her straight out if she had a man. I have been asked that question and I don't mind it at all.
I think you're reading WAYY too much into what was posted.


I'm not a man, so I shall leave now... ;)

If I suggest where I think we should go on a date for the weekend and you don't like it, then you say no and suggest something else, I'll most likely go along with it because I've been through the runaround with you so many times that now it's easier to gracefully be defeated than to prolong it. However, when we're on the 'new' date and I seem a bit bored, don't keep asking what's wrong because...we both KNOW what's wrong, and it's the fact that we didn't go where I wanted! Lmao
:blush: oops.

:blush: oops.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! CAUGHTCHA RED-HANDED, SISTER!!

...okay, I feel better now. Lmao

Don't get all touchy, hugging, cuddling and affectionate with us, constantly call us and go out with us... and then say you 'just want to be friends'. We do *not* like it.

Don't get all touchy, hugging, cuddling and affectionate with us, constantly call us and go out with us... and then say you 'just want to be friends'. We do *not* like it.
somebody needs a hug!! :hug:

- If you are in a relationship or married, you are obligated to mention that to the guy you have struck up a conversation with in some random place within the first ten minutes. Nothing is more of a letdown than when you mention your "boyfriend" after we've chatted you up for an hour and just bought you a second drink.

:yeahthat: That's really annoying.

this thread says girls/women NOT HOES AND SKANKS...so why complain abt the trash that DON'T MENTION THEY HAVE A MAN...don't compare those type of females to REAL WOMEN! Thank you for letting me say my peace without interrupting me...

Well, that's the other end... :D

No, I'm gonna have to disagree strongly with you for calling them hoes and skanks. That's a bit eh... over the top. :lol:

I am not complaining abt the thread. I love it. We all need to learn from each other. What i said was how can a "man" compare girls/women to hoes and skanks? He is complaining that women don't tell him TIL AFTER HE BUYS DRINKS that she is married, engaged, has a boyfriend, etc. First of all, ask the woman straight out if she is attached. What is wrong with honesty? If she is a real lady, she will not be offended by the question and you will get your answer. Don't buy drinks for a floozie and then get mad cuz you didn't ask her straight out if she had a man. I have been asked that question and I don't mind it at all.Well you're other thread is kinda making all guys look like selfish *******s. So yeah...its the same thing.

Don't get mad if the toilet sit is up. We had to pick it up to put it there. You can put it down just as well...:D

Don't get mad if the toilet sit is up. We had to pick it up to put it there. You can put it down just as well...:D
i've thought about this, but if we do leave it down.. you STILL don't run the risk of having your butt meet cold, possibly dirty, water int he middle of the night... now DO you?! BOOYA!

i've thought about this, but if we do leave it down.. you STILL don't run the risk of having your butt meet cold, possibly dirty, water int he middle of the night... now DO you?! BOOYA!

It's not my fault the Lord gave us the ability to pee while standing up.:lol:

It's not my fault the Lord gave us the ability to pee while standing up.:lol:
well, i'ms till gonna blame you for it :p

Don't get all touchy, hugging, cuddling and affectionate with us, constantly call us and go out with us... and then say you 'just want to be friends'. We do *not* like it.
awww....double hug!! :hug:

Oh, btw, I just wanna be friends. Cuz see, I have a boyfriend and 4 kids and a couple STDs and I was once a guy. So, what about that drink?

awww....double hug!! :hug:

Oh, btw, I just wanna be friends. Cuz see, I have a boyfriend and 4 kids and a couple STDs and I was once a guy. So, what about that drink?
LOL Dawson girl.

How many women have had a man send them a drink? (Irene sees many hands go up). We didn't ask u to do that. We didn't twist your arm. You just send us drinks and then get mad because you try to converse and we tell you we are attached, married, engaged, etc. Hint: Dudes, just approach, ask if we are single AND THEN BUY THE DRINKS...hell, I will buy you one, IF I WERE SINGLE, but i think the fact that a guy buys a lady a drink assuming he will get lucky is a fool. He should ask her the question first.

I had very little to do at work today, so I thought up a few more:

When You Say: "Things are really crazy right now. Work (or school) is really out of control. This time of year I have so much going on, I don't think i'll ever have a social life..."
You Really Mean: Look, I'm not interested in going out with you. But I think you're a nice guy (I did after all return your call whe I could have just ignored your message) and I don't want to hurt you, so I'm going to make this simple - every time you ask me out, I'm going to be busy or unavailable. I'm sure you'll get the hint the second or third time this happens. Move on.

When You Say: "Oh...you like Jessica Simpson?"
You Really Mean I utterly despise the singer/actress/model/friend's girlfriend/attractive co-worker you just mentioned, and it would be in your best interest if you never mentioned her name again.

;)

also, if you don't want to be more than friends with us, don't flirt and give us the impression you're interested in us. and if you are interested, come out and say it. don't deny it right to our face, especially if it's so obvious that you're lying.

:lol:

awww....double hug!! :hug:

Oh, btw, I just wanna be friends. Cuz see, I have a boyfriend and 4 kids and a couple STDs and I was once a guy. So, what about that drink?

:lol: Only if you're buying me one! :p

Don't get all touchy, hugging, cuddling and affectionate with us, constantly call us and go out with us... and then say you 'just want to be friends'. We do *not* like it.

UGH!!!

:mad:

Don't get mad if the toilet sit is up. We had to pick it up to put it there. You can put it down just as well...:D

:brent

What's with guys not liking hugs? Most of us don't have cooties! ;)

What's with guys not liking hugs? Most of us don't have cooties! ;)

Because we're guys. :D

You wouldn't understand... :p

You wouldn't understand... :p

That's for sure. :lol:


So where are the guys who like hugs? I know you're out there!

Well I LOVE hugs!!...just as long as there's some groping and inappropriate touching thrown in there for good measure!

That's for sure. :lol:


So where are the guys who like hugs? I know you're out there!

They are gay. ;)

My river of information keeps flowing!

Ladies, if you are thinking of joining the legions of young women who have the tattoo located on the lower back region of your body, do me a favor - don't do it.

To me, the upper a$$ tattoo is like Starbucks.

At first they were fun and different, but now they're everywhere and they all look the same.

;)

#1 - don't make long lists of tips with multiple points to try make men understand women better; if you cant stick to three syllables it is just gonna get ignored.

#2 - if something doesn't happen the way you want it to, relax.

Because we're guys. :D

You wouldn't understand... :p
Awww, somebody needs a REALLY BIG HUG!!!! :biglove: :bighug:

On this thread we abide by the rules laid out by the sitcom "Seinfeld."

No hugging, no learning.

;)

What's with guys not liking hugs? Most of us don't have cooties! ;)

Oh, I like it. But don't give me the impression you want to be more than friends when in fact... well, you don't.

They are gay. ;)

Au contraire!

Oh, I like it. But don't give me the impression you want to be more than friends when in fact... well, you don't.
Ah...so don't be a tease. :nod: Gotcha. :D

Au contraire!
yay! I'll hug you then. :hug:

yay! I'll hug you then. :hug:

Better have a 2nd one, I don't think one was nearly enough. :hug:

:D

Better have a 2nd one, I don't think one was nearly enough. :hug:

:D
:bighug:

Better have a 2nd one, I don't think one was nearly enough. :hug:

:D
Psh, I think what you need is a group hug. :lol:

*joins Cathy* :bighug:

:bighug:


Psh, I think what you need is a group hug. :lol:

*joins Cathy* :bighug:

Lots of huggin' action going down tonight!

:bighug:

:D

Lots of huggin' action going down tonight!

:bighug:

:D
and you're lovin every minute of it. :D

ok here's one for girls with Myspace accounts.

DO NOT request us (any guys) as friends if you're really hot, if you have a boyfriend, and then get weirded out when we tell you you're hot. because if you have a boyfriend and don't want compliments from anyone else, don't request us as friends or accept our friend requests. ;)

and to avoid that on my part, if i see a hot girl i go to where it says whether she is single or not, and if she isn't, i don't request her as a friend unless i just want to talk as a friend. :lol:

^ That's what I was under the impression it was.

Where the heck did my post go? I guess I accidentally hit the delete button instead of the edit thing.

Au contraire!

Strange... :p

Strange... :p
Hey, I like it. :D

Strange... :p
Personally I would accept and give frequent hugs to a girlfriend. But maybe that's just me. :p

Stop with the hugging! I'm serious!

;)