treky
12-28-2005, 02:38 AM
a guy goes into a library, walks over to the librarian & asks if they have any books on suicide. She tells him they do, he asks where they are. She tells him they're under S and points to where that is. So, the guy walks over there, looks up and down and all throghout the section, but doesn't see any. He goes back to the librarian and tells her and she says "Oh, I guess noone ever brings them back!"
A doctor tells a guy that he (the guy) only has a week to live. But, he tells him not to worry about it. The guy says "That's OK, doc. If you only had a week to live, I wouldn't worry about it, either!"
A man was in a barbershop getting a haircut. His 5 year old daughter was standing beside the barber chair waiting for him, while eating a twinkie. The barber said to her, "Watch it, you'll get hair on your twinkie." She replied, "Yea, and someday I'll also get boobs!"
A doctor tells a guy that he (the guy) only has a week to live. But, he tells him not to worry about it. The guy says "That's OK, doc. If you only had a week to live, I wouldn't worry about it, either!"
A man was in a barbershop getting a haircut. His 5 year old daughter was standing beside the barber chair waiting for him, while eating a twinkie. The barber said to her, "Watch it, you'll get hair on your twinkie." She replied, "Yea, and someday I'll also get boobs!"