Steve M.
12-26-2005, 06:36 PM
10. You get to trade places with your father for a day and deny him permission to use the Ford Explorer!
9. The mailman gets a nice present regifted from the "Secret Santa" present you got at the office party!
8. One more reason to get drunk!
7. If it's good enough for the Brits and the Canadians, it should be good enough for us!
6. "Have a happy Boxing Day" is the most politically correct greeting you can offer in December!
5. Frosted scones with afternoon tea!
4. There's no war against it, which makes it a perfect holiday for Bill O'Reilly!
3. It's a much less violent holiday then St. Stephen's Day, also on December 26 and celebrated in Ireland, which involves killing a wren!
2. Two days off for Christmas instead of one!
And the number #1 reason why we Americans should celebrate Boxing Day. . .
It beats Kwanzaa, man! :p
9. The mailman gets a nice present regifted from the "Secret Santa" present you got at the office party!
8. One more reason to get drunk!
7. If it's good enough for the Brits and the Canadians, it should be good enough for us!
6. "Have a happy Boxing Day" is the most politically correct greeting you can offer in December!
5. Frosted scones with afternoon tea!
4. There's no war against it, which makes it a perfect holiday for Bill O'Reilly!
3. It's a much less violent holiday then St. Stephen's Day, also on December 26 and celebrated in Ireland, which involves killing a wren!
2. Two days off for Christmas instead of one!
And the number #1 reason why we Americans should celebrate Boxing Day. . .
It beats Kwanzaa, man! :p