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Brent88
12-25-2005, 01:43 AM
This is so terribly wrong on so many levels. :eek:

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

:rofl: :brent :lol:

Janice
12-25-2005, 02:05 AM
:nonono:


:lol: :lol:

EmoJoe
12-25-2005, 11:43 AM
I cant say that because we dont eat Turkey on Christmas :snob:

robyrob
12-25-2005, 12:55 PM
...good thing we had HAM.

phoebe7165
12-25-2005, 03:04 PM
Hey, who says you can't say these the rest of the year??!!:p;)

BTW, we're having ham, too.

PrettyinPink55
12-25-2005, 03:31 PM
:lol: :lol:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-25-2005, 03:54 PM
:lol:

ABlairican Pie
12-25-2005, 04:24 PM
That is so wrong. I loved that list!! :rotflmao:

desilu90
12-26-2005, 02:05 AM
That's funny We had Ham too... :lol:

marmalade
12-26-2005, 03:10 PM
Omg :lol:

Ireneparalegal
12-26-2005, 03:45 PM
This is so terribly wrong on so many levels. :eek:

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

:rofl: :brent :lol:

Sooooooo nasty!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!! Hey, btw, I say most of those ALL YEAR LONG...and their ain't no turkey involved!!!!:grineyes: :groucho

Tuesday Weld
12-26-2005, 08:16 PM
:lol: