View Full Version : Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy


Bobby F.
12-16-2005, 04:25 PM
Dear gay people on this site. I hope this doesn't offend any of you. This is a typical Letterman skit. I know some get offended very easily over stuff like this but I hope that everyone can just read it and get a good laugh out of it.:D


Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy


10. "Your saddle is Versace"

9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"

8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"

7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"

6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"

5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"

4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"

3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"

2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"

1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse

MsOrange
12-16-2005, 05:01 PM
:rofl:

Dr. Jazz
12-16-2005, 05:30 PM
:rofl:


I didn't think you liked Letterman's top ten lists ;)

Karen*
12-16-2005, 06:17 PM
I got that on MySpace. It's cute! Was this Letterman's way of "promoting" Brokeback Mountain? ;)

Dean Winchester
12-16-2005, 07:41 PM
:lol:

I wonder if there is any pudding in Brokeback Mountain. It's funny because South Park years ago predicted that critics would go ga-ga over a movie about "gay cowboys eating pudding"

Rhiannon
12-16-2005, 10:10 PM
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"



:lol:

MsOrange
12-17-2005, 10:33 AM
I didn't think you liked Letterman's top ten lists ;)
I was WAITING for you to say something! :lol:

this one i actually did find funny, however, if I had tow atch him read it, i probably couldn't keep up long enough to laugh.

Tuesday Weld
12-17-2005, 01:01 PM
:lol:

Brian Damage
12-17-2005, 01:16 PM
:lol:

Karen*
12-17-2005, 03:49 PM
:lol:

I wonder if there is any pudding in Brokeback Mountain. It's funny because South Park years ago predicted that critics would go ga-ga over a movie about "gay cowboys eating pudding"

OMG, I remember that!! :rofl:

Fonzarelli
12-17-2005, 05:09 PM
:D :lol:

Dean Winchester
12-23-2005, 01:36 AM
I've read some people are so shocked and apalled that Brokeback Mountain alludes that there are homosexual cowboys...

come on guys, tell me you don't remember
http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/village-people/randy.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol:

ponytail
12-23-2005, 06:52 AM
I've been around cowboys a good part of my life and it's just really never crosses your mind that there are gay cowboys out there.

Janice
12-23-2005, 12:14 PM
Let's not forget this guy on the far left.

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/village-people/village.jpg

Janice
12-23-2005, 12:38 PM
I've read some people are so shocked and apalled that Brokeback Mountain alludes that there are homosexual cowboys...

come on guys, tell me you don't remember

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:
I honestly don't know who that is, but he looks a lot like Clark Gable.

Dean Winchester
12-23-2005, 03:21 PM
:lol:
I honestly don't know who that is, but he looks a lot like Clark Gable.

the cowboy from The Village People :lol:

Ireneparalegal
12-23-2005, 06:20 PM
Did u all know that the lead singer (the black cop) was Phylicia Rashad's (Cosby show mom) SECOND HUSBAND...yep, it's true...she divorced him because he loved his cocaine more...and still does. She has been married three times!!!! yikes!

Janice
12-24-2005, 12:47 PM
the cowboy from The Village People :lol:
:lol: Too funny. Had no idea. The pictures look so different.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-24-2005, 01:34 PM
SNL's best WU line all year, IMO....

Phoeler: "Brokeback Mountain" tells the story of two gay cowboys. This will be the first western where the good guys get in the end."
lol, that was great :rofl: