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Bobby F. 12-16-2005, 04:25 PM Dear gay people on this site. I hope this doesn't offend any of you. This is a typical Letterman skit. I know some get offended very easily over stuff like this but I hope that everyone can just read it and get a good laugh out of it.:D
Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy
10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse
MsOrange 12-16-2005, 05:01 PM :rofl:
Dr. Jazz 12-16-2005, 05:30 PM :rofl:
I didn't think you liked Letterman's top ten lists ;)
Karen* 12-16-2005, 06:17 PM I got that on MySpace. It's cute! Was this Letterman's way of "promoting" Brokeback Mountain? ;)
Dean Winchester 12-16-2005, 07:41 PM :lol:
I wonder if there is any pudding in Brokeback Mountain. It's funny because South Park years ago predicted that critics would go ga-ga over a movie about "gay cowboys eating pudding"
Rhiannon 12-16-2005, 10:10 PM 5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
:lol:
MsOrange 12-17-2005, 10:33 AM I didn't think you liked Letterman's top ten lists ;)
I was WAITING for you to say something! :lol:
this one i actually did find funny, however, if I had tow atch him read it, i probably couldn't keep up long enough to laugh.
Tuesday Weld 12-17-2005, 01:01 PM :lol:
Brian Damage 12-17-2005, 01:16 PM :lol:
Karen* 12-17-2005, 03:49 PM :lol:
I wonder if there is any pudding in Brokeback Mountain. It's funny because South Park years ago predicted that critics would go ga-ga over a movie about "gay cowboys eating pudding"
OMG, I remember that!! :rofl:
Fonzarelli 12-17-2005, 05:09 PM :D :lol:
Dean Winchester 12-23-2005, 01:36 AM I've read some people are so shocked and apalled that Brokeback Mountain alludes that there are homosexual cowboys...
come on guys, tell me you don't remember
http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/village-people/randy.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol:
ponytail 12-23-2005, 06:52 AM I've been around cowboys a good part of my life and it's just really never crosses your mind that there are gay cowboys out there.
Janice 12-23-2005, 12:14 PM Let's not forget this guy on the far left.
http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/village-people/village.jpg
Janice 12-23-2005, 12:38 PM I've read some people are so shocked and apalled that Brokeback Mountain alludes that there are homosexual cowboys...
come on guys, tell me you don't remember
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:
I honestly don't know who that is, but he looks a lot like Clark Gable.
Dean Winchester 12-23-2005, 03:21 PM :lol:
I honestly don't know who that is, but he looks a lot like Clark Gable.
the cowboy from The Village People :lol:
Ireneparalegal 12-23-2005, 06:20 PM Did u all know that the lead singer (the black cop) was Phylicia Rashad's (Cosby show mom) SECOND HUSBAND...yep, it's true...she divorced him because he loved his cocaine more...and still does. She has been married three times!!!! yikes!
Janice 12-24-2005, 12:47 PM the cowboy from The Village People :lol:
:lol: Too funny. Had no idea. The pictures look so different.
*Pleasant Tomorrow* 12-24-2005, 01:34 PM SNL's best WU line all year, IMO....
Phoeler: "Brokeback Mountain" tells the story of two gay cowboys. This will be the first western where the good guys get in the end."
lol, that was great :rofl:
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