So what's everyone's favourite quotes??

"You know how hard it is to find a rabbit's foot in this town? Oh, sure, you can get a whole rabbit, but don't tell the pet shop owner what you're going to do with it" ~ Dick

:lol:

~Claire~

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"Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn" ~ Homer Simpson

I like anything that Dick says.

I love:

Harry: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a marble?

and...

Harry:I could do your job with my eyes closed.

Sally: You do everything with your eyes closed!



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Harry: I didn't have enough experience to sell hotdogs, so they hired me as a security guard instead.

Harry to Dick: "You da man."
Dick: "No, you da man."
Harry: "No, you da man."
Dick: "Harry, I'm the High Commander. If I say you da man, you da man!"
Harry: "I'm da man."

[This message has been edited by Freakzilla (edited 05-23-2001).]

Anything that Harry said was always guarenteed to be
funny as he was such a moron!!!!:)

"It kept me warm in Winter and even warmer in Summer
when it was too hot to wear a coat."(on his missing coat)

Harry:Are you my wife?
Mrs.Dubcek:No!
Harry:Thank God for that!(When he has amnesia)

Harry,the transmitter-Here's come a message from the big giant head...Please stand by...Doo!Doo!Doo!...

Dick-Oh!My God!I'm gorgeous!!!

Just some I can think of right now:

Nina: Nice dress.
Sally: Oh, it's just something I threw on.
Nina: Yeah. You almost missed.

Harry: I want to bring them the gift of electricity.
Tommy: They have electricity.
Harry: Aaah, then my work here is done.

Sally: If we snap everybody's neck between here and home, they'll never find us.
Dick: Let's make that plan B.

A couple more I thought of:

Judith: "Dick, I have a class."

Dick: "No you don't."

Judith: "Okay, just leave."

Dick, after comparing himself to Harrison Ford: "Oh my God! I'm hideous!

Man, there are SO many!

Mary (to Big Giant Head): You're an ass!

Dick: Can I buy a Cuisinart?
Mary: You just bought a Cuisinart!
Dick: I know but somebody put pencils in it!

Can't really think of anymore right now, although you could probably name 4 or 5 per episode!

Harry: "This is the second most exciting thing I have ever held in my hand."

Harry: "I'm the high commander of holes."

"What is it with people onn this planet, that they need a weather update every 15 minutes. DON'T THESE PEOPLE HAVE WINDOWS?"

:lol:

Harry: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a marble?

Harry: I didn't have enough experience to sell hotdogs, so they hired me as a security guard instead.

"What is it with people on this planet, that they need a weather update every 15 minutes. Don't these people have windows?"

Dick: Mary, there's something I have to tell you. I come from another world.
Mary: And that's news?

Dick: You want the truth? You want the truth? Well, I can't handle the truth!

Nina: You think you're the smartest man on the planet, don't you?
Dick: For the thousandth time, yes!

harry: "you're not gonna get your boobs done, are ya?"

dick: "i just might!"

Sally (to neighbor woman): "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??! YOU WANT A PIECE?!!" (Tommy whispers in Sally's ear.) Sally: "Oh. YOU WANT TO FIGHT?!!"

Mary Albright: I think you look distinguished with gray hair.
Dick Solomon: Thank you. I think you would look distinguished with gray hair, too.
Mary Albright: No. When men get gray hair, they look distinguished.

Tommy: "Don't worry; we've killed it."

Harry: "Yeah. They should just get a room."

Sally: "Wait a minute. I don't have any girlfriends."
Harry: "You and me, sister. You and me both."

Dick: "It's a Trojan float."

Sally: "Tell me; I can barely stand myself."

Dick: "God forbid that your intellectual development should get in the way of the big game."

Dick: "Why are you so passionate about a lost cause?"

Dick: "Badgers don't suck! They bite!"

Mary: "Can you hear the celebrating?"
Dick: "Oh, yes. The happy sounds of cars overturning and stores being looted ... I love the smell of rubber burning, it smells like victory."

Dick Solomon:
I'm sorry, there is simply no room in the budget for raises. But I can go you one better: promotions! Sally, you are now *Senior* Security Officer.

Sally Solomon:
That'll look good on the ol' r?sum?!

Dick Solomon:
Tommy, you are now *Senior* Information Officer.

Tommy Solomon:
It's about time!

Harry Solomon:
What about me?

Dick Solomon:
Harry, you are now... Harold.

Harry Solomon:
Champagne for everyone!

Sally: "Yeah, I hate waiting in line."

Dick: "Why do you have so many hang ups about the human body?"

Dick: "Mary! You posed naked?!"

Sally: "That is so sexy."

Leon: "Naked pictures of Dr. Albright?"
Pitman: "Cool!"
Bug: "I'd like to see that..."

Sally: "I've decided to pose for Playpen."

Dick: "It makes my blood run cold."
Don: "My angel is a centerfold."

Mary: "Well, I hardly consider myself a pin up."

Don: "The name's 'Mary Albright'."
Photographer: "Oh, yeah. The woman's a hottie."

Mary: "Oh, you're a jealous fool, Dick Solomon."

Mary: "Boy, I was a hottie, wasn't I?"

Mary: "That's an interesting book, Harry."

Mary: "The only television I watch is The History Channel."

Sally: "...colors fade. But dumb is forever."

Miranda: "(to Harry)"Hey. I was hopin' you'd come back."

Dick Solomon:
Mary is too old for you.

Tommy Solomon:
I'm older than you.

Dick Solomon:
Well, then, you're too old for her. Either way, it won't work.

Tommy Solomon:
I make her laugh, Dick. She likes it.

Dick Solomon:
You shut your foul mouth!

Dick: "And that's what kids should watch."

Nina Campbell:
You think you're the smartest man on the planet, don't you?

Dick Solomon:
For the thousandth time, yes!

Dick: "They're calling this ugly nerd the sexiest guy on Earth."

Dick: "Oh! My! God!... I'm hideous!"

Caryn: "Dr. Solomon, looks are very subjective."

Mrs. Dubcek: "Ten years ago, I had my boobs done."

Tommy: (to Sally)"There's nothing natural about you; you picked your body out of a catalog."

Dr. Lasker: "Surgically speaking, this man is perfect!"

Alissa: (to Tommy)"I never noticed how handsome your uncle is."

Sally: "How are the rest of us supposed to compete?"

Dick: (to Tommy)"Did they touch you how to take off a bra?"

Sally: "You didn't say anything before!"
Dick: "You weren't getting any regular nookie before."

Dick: "I'M NOT CHEAP!"

Sally: "Birth control? I can control birth?"

Vicki Dubcek:
How dare you use your flesh to tempt me?

Harry Solomon:
Well, that's what it's there for!

Tommy: "Plus I don't have to live with you freaks anymore,..."

Dick: (to Tommy)"Well, my friend, I'll see you in four years, five if you get it right."

Sally: "See, Harry, this is the kind of information we need."

Dick: "I think she thinks you're a dork."

Dick: "How do you always these things?"
Tommy: "I'm the information officer."

Harry: "Like Germany came on to Poland."

August: "I am not talking about age, Tommy, I'm talking about maturity.""

Tommy: "This ice cream's delicious."
Harry: "Actually, it's sinfully delicious. I would gladly go to Hell for a pint of this."

Vicki Dubcek:
How dare you use your flesh to tempt me?

Harry Solomon:
Well, that's what it's there for!

Tommy: "I'm an alien, and she's a Presbyterian."

Dick: "Well, I am the high commander."

(Sally sneezes. The guys react.)
Sally: "Wow."
Dick: "What was that?"
Sally: "I don't know, but I want another one."
(Sally sneezes again and reacts like she's having an orgasm.)

Harry: "I'm glad I'm dying."

Martha Stewart: "You're not going to die, and it's a good thing."

Sally: "Destroy the incubator!!"

Harry: "When you face death, you reassess your priorities."

Dick: "The man of the hour! (to Jeff) You think you're pretty clever, don't you? I happen to know that every word in your book was published, years ago! Perhaps you've read - the dictionary!"
(Dick slams down a dictionary.)

Mary: "I need something from the bar."

Sally: "I killed him."
Dick: "That's just great!"

Mary: "An honest eulogy for that man would be insulting!"

Dick: "Why does death have to be so inconvenient?"

Dick: "I'm the high commander. I know what's best for everything."

Sally: (to Don)"Just think of me as the wind beneath your ass."

Harry: "Good. Then I get my shot at that whore."

Don: "Slow down, Nancy Drew."

Tourist:
Excuse me, we've been driving around for hours. Do you know of any hotels that have rooms?

Harry Solomon:
I believe that *all* hotels have rooms.

Dick: "I just saw a report on a turkey ranch, and those birds were talking apocalypse."

Dick: "Similar, except no one gets thrown in the sun."

Sally: "What's the point? It's already dead."

Sally: "Admit it, Dick. Everything is about you."

Dick: "A stick?"
Harry: "It's a Christmas treee!"
Dick: "That thing?!"

Harry: "Oh, great. Now it's a stick."

Judith: "For the love of God, let him draw again."

Mall Santa: (to Tommy)"Get your hair cut; you look like a girl."

Dick: "Well, tough tinsel!"

Tommy: "That's where I hide Dick's credit card."

Sally: "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Dr. Dick Solomon:
[Dick is beginning to realise that his experiment to normalise his family - and become less "weird" - has failed] This was a mistake. Becoming more average didn't make us more human, it made us less.