View Full Version : Little Johnny Who Wanted a Bike


KristinHerreraFan
11-27-2005, 11:32 PM
A Little 10-year old boy named "Johnny" wanted to get a bike for christmas, so he asked his mom, "Mom, Can I Please get a Bike for Christmas?" and his mother said "No, You Have Not Been a Good Boy This Year". Johnny says, "But, I Really Want One!" and then his mother says, "Why Don't You Write a Letter to Jesus, I'm Sure He'll Send You a Bike". So Johhny goes up to his room and he starts writing a letter, he wirtes down "Dear Jesus, I've Been a Very Good Boy This Year, Could You Please Send me a Bike?", he then thinks to himself "No, I haven't been a very good boy this year". So he crumples it up and he starts a new one that says "Dear Jesus, I've Been a Pretty Good Boy This Year, Could You Please Send me a Bike?" He then thinks to himself, "No, I haven't been a pretty good boy this year". So he crumples it up and starts a new one that says "Dear Jesus, I've Been an Okay Boy This Year, Could You Please Send Me a Bike?" He then thinks to himself "No, I haven't been an Okay boy this year". So he crumples it up. He then walks out of his house and goes down the street to a Catholic Church and he steals one of the Statue's. He brings it back to his house and hides it under his bed, and he starts a new letter that says "Dear Jesus, I Have Your Mother, If You Ever Want to See Her Again, SEND ME A BIKE!"

Southern Hellraiser
11-27-2005, 11:37 PM
:rofl:

swedeace
11-28-2005, 12:33 AM
:lol:

KristinHerreraFan
11-28-2005, 03:54 AM
:rofl:

:D

MsOrange
11-28-2005, 11:28 AM
:lol: that's cute.

Dude111
10-05-2025, 03:29 PM
Hehe I wonder if he got his bike?? (If his mother found it I reckon not)