Ahh, the clown police, the police force of merry mirth, the protector of all things silly, the enforcer of foolishness, cheese-filled shoes, and mumbling delights, delights delicious mumblin' mumba, mumba mumba mumba-mum. . . .

AHHHHHH!!!!! POLICE! POLICE!

You're bacon, buster!

http://genesis.jannis.dk/stuff/Gallery/police/cop-piggy.jpg

:bonk:

Naked beneath my clothes!

http://www.zootsuitclown.com/sirtoby.jpg

"You. . . biscuit shooter!" :barf:

"Hey, Rube!"

http://www.joeykelly.com/images/jojo1a.jpg

"Where's Omar the Sheriff?" :confused:

Someone needs a shave?!?

http://www.fcps.k12.va.us/westspringfieldhs/academic/science/bjewell/wander/japan/9kb.jpg

"Who, me?"

http://www.bartreisen.de/Einsendungen/weihnachtsfeier/daniel_kinn.jpg

Yo, banana! :banana:

dont you do it!

"Get me the clown police!"

"What?"

"GET ME THE CLOWN POLICE!"

"Sorry, there's nobody at this number by the name of Gummi Daclou Please!"

:crazy: :gary:

And the clown police never sleeps! :D

http://www.sktc.net/~fanning/Makeup%2003_WEB.jpg

Are we really the CLOWN police? :banana:

"Get this bug off my face!"

http://www.huebner-co.de/images/ischmink/ieulensp/igaleri3/marienka_small.jpg

FLASH - An arrest in the case of the fake Ronald McDonald is made! :eek:

http://www.theknish.com/images/wig3.jpg

Come on people!

http://www.tomheroes.com/images/village_people.jpg

They want YOU! They want YOU! They want YOU as a new recruit! :eek:

http://www.oapmi.com/ebayimag/camoface2.jpg

FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.angelo.edu/dept/chemistry/pieflynn.jpg

:rofl: :gary:

http://web-japan.org/factsheet/kabuki/media/kabuki_6b.jpe

"That's mighty white of you!"

http://www.thevaudevillians.com/images/Keystone_Kops_VF6A.jpg

"Did someone call for the police?" :eek:

"I'm so tall!"

http://www.larksongsings.com/photos/photopages/rf2002/mime.jpg

Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna. . . .

party: :clap: :woohoo:

STOP ALL THAT DANCING UP THERE!

(Ya thillies!)

:p

And now a message from. . . the Pope!

http://www.illinoisfamily.org/content/img/f24872/Pope%20Benedict%20XVI.jpg

"The 654,931,548,641,348,676,847th person who views this post will win. . . "

". . .a Popemobile!"

http://www.jesmb.de/news/news/pics/papst.jpg


"Da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na, BATMAN!!"
:batman:

"You're under arrest!"

http://www.mctague.org/carl/fun/pie/pie-face-2.jpg

"I am a seesy, senor! I no fight you!" :lol: :confused:

http://www.sin.nuigalway.ie/photos/albums/021029/geisha_girl.jpg

"I hate Qantas!" :mad:

http://www.funfolly.com/g/mascots/c21018ud.jpg

But the picture has a moustache!

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/heinz%20web.JPG

:racist:

"Say what?"

http://wwwnew.towson.edu/stagemakeup/S%20Spring%202002/S%20Spring%202002%20Clown/3-7-02%20Clown%20Makeup%20028.jpg

TAKE IT OFF, BABY!

http://www.medidermlab.com/liftingmask1.jpg

:lol: :eek2:

"Come hither!"

http://www.rethinkpink.com/Images/face-mask-green-clay.jpg

ohno:

"Ain't I purty?"

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/386120/2/istockphoto_386120_mime.jpg

Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna. . . .

party: :clap: :woohoo: :banana: :mango

AUGHHHHHHH!! MORE DANCING!!

ohno:

"Did someone say 'dance'?"

http://www.bigempire.com/sake/images/cosplay2.jpg

CAKE!

http://www.j-notes.com/myimages/baking/Chocolate%20Layer%20Cake.jpg

CAKE? CAKE!!

CAKE? FAKE!

THE CAKE IS A FAKE!!!!!

"How dare you fake a cake!!"

http://www.kristianandkara.com/Pictures/k1a_kara_kris_cake_face.jpg

"Fake cake?"

http://www.crec.org/cats/images/davidow_skimble.jpg

"COOKIE!!!!!"

http://www.checkerberries.com/www/assets/images/gund_cookie2.jpg

"Fake cake?"

http://www.woodbridgeparty.com/ThumbWO233.JPG

"How coooold they DO that?"

"I can buy you!"

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/d30-14/mime.jpg

"Are you ready for that massage now?"

http://westlake.k12.oh.us/allteachers/hs_Haselswerdt/Japan/Day6_files/image005.jpg

Drink and be merry, for today you die! :eek:

http://wwww.suusjesworld.nl/fotolog/web-log/ls26.jpg

"Any last requests?"

"I'd like a glass of red wine, vintage 2027."

"But this is 2005."

"I'll wait!" :lol:

"Meet the husband!" :rofl:

http://www.lobelinepr.com/abbey/images/halloween/Geisha%20+%20Boy.jpg

"I vant to suck yor blood!"

http://www.mlbenton.com/mime/mimebutton.jpg

We'd like to thank y'all for visiting the Clown Police thread with an appearance from. . . PSYCHIC TOMATO!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/threecounties/community/carnival/carnival_gallery/images/carnival_people1.jpg

And now, their song "Sponge Cake!"

Hey, little sponge cake, where are you?
(OH yeah!)
I think I'm going to eat you!
(OH yeah!)
With lots of strwberries and cream!
(OH yeah!)
La la la la, la la la la!
(OH yeah!)

(REPEAT ONE BILLION TIMES)

But. . . the the cake is a fake!

THE CAKE IS A FAKE????????

'Night, all! :mango

The Clown Police have returned! :eek: :eek2:

http://www.larry-bolch.com/portfolio/models&performers/images/Mime-Troupe.jpg

AHHHHHH!!!!!!! POLICE! POLICE!




:banana:

"Sound the alarm!"

http://www.toledosymphony.com/season/2004_2005/images/artist_lrg/family2.jpg

:eek:

"I can dance! I can dance!"

http://www.proclaimonline.org/ProclaimOnline/marshjump.jpg

:mango

TWINS!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.markwenzel.com/com-tragedy3.jpg

:eek2:

"Come to me, thou great leader of a baker's dozen and half a deck!"

http://troxell.com/wright/artwork/65.jpg

"This is a holdu. . . Dammit, wher'e my holdup note?"

http://www.nycintern.com/content/binary/DSC_4577_Clown_small.jpg

:rolleyes:

"I can't stand even a little rain!"

http://www.freezemodeling.com/nyc-lstat/nyc1-106.JPG

"MY THREE SONS!!!"

http://www.streetentertainers.co.uk/lists/statuepics/goldgiants.jpg

http://www.quintonkaines.co.uk/News_mime_artist.jpg

Why, it's the clown traffic police! :rofl:

The CHIEF of the Clown Police! :rofl:

http://www.milansladek.sk/repertoar/pierrot6.jpg

POLICE SQUAD!

http://www.californiamakeup.com/images/mime.jpg

:D

A SCHWA TEAM!*

http://www.middlegroundmgm.net/images/TeamKidCarnival2004/FourClowns.jpg

*SCHWA - Special Clowns Huntin' With Ammo! :rofl:

A clwon police wedding!

http://kingdom-karactors.com/scrap/phalbum/wedding/i.jpg

The deputy sheriff of the Clown Police. . . marrying some guy! :rofl:

But wait. . . .

THE CAKE IS A FAKE!!!

:eek2:

Cake?

http://www.therumcakeplace.com/Asha_wacky_tilting_wedding_cake.jpg

:confused: :grineyes:

"The cake is a FAKE!"

http://perfect-parties.com/images/cakes/clown.jpg

"Cake? Fake?"

:eek: :banana:

"OH NO! A FAKE CAKE!"

http://www.ecountyinfo.com/content/images/PA/3065/scan0006.jpg

:rolleyes:

"I'm from the Clown Police, and you're under arrest!"

http://www.thelivingdoll.com/imgs/silver_statue_sm.jpg

"Who, me?"

http://www.lampost.com/resources/misc/miscImages/mime.jpeg

"We are from the Clown Police Academy!"

http://www.1halloween.net/images/cosclown.jpg

:lol:

"What did I do now, sonny?" :lol:

http://www.nctimes.com/content/articles/2004/12/02/entertainment/theater/12_1_0411_12_58.jpg

"I am Officer Dee Fourkewpee, Human Cyborg Relations clown policeman!"

http://www.chocolatefalls-scotland.co.uk/parties_events/mac_robot/gallery/sml_robot.jpg

"I am a seesy! I weell not fight you!"

http://www.jefflindsay.com/gif/people/mime.jpg

"I am about to turn into Clown Police Woman!" :lol:

http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PMO1825.jpg

"Is it true that the cake is a fake?"

http://www.cottontheclown.com/images/100_Smile_is_best_makeup.jpg

"I SURRENDER!!"

http://www.mimeguy.com/images/webmimeguy02.JPG

:lol:

Aww, wook at the pwetty kitty!

http://www.sacredfools.org/CrimeScene/Images/S3/MimeScene_KittyNeighbor.jpg

:rotflmao: :cat:

dont you do it!


Say-a what?

Say-a what?


SAYA WHAT??

http://www.vinylmaddness.com/MikeJKong.jpg

"You got a problem with that?"

http://www.aromantic.co.uk/info-images/face-mask-green-clay.jpg

"I'm so spooky!"

http://www.viciente.com/images/facemask.jpg

:eek2:

"Yeah? What are we, chopped liver?"

http://www.2ndstreet.org/images/mimes.jpg

"I prefer caviar!"

http://www.unexpectedcompany.net/themes/catwoman.jpg

:brent

"DO THE HUSTLE!"

http://www.disunderstand.com/mime/mime.JPG

"What are you staring at? Rembrandt painted himself too, you know!"

http://www.fantastibath.com/images/face%20masque.jpg

"I got no prob with that!"

http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/pretika/teenmask.jpg

Clown Police Beauty School!

http://www.emconf.ca/images/project%20mac/mimeface.jpg

Clown Police Beauty School Dropout! :D

http://maple.cs.umbc.edu/~ericeaton/theatre/images/Cat2.jpg

"Welcome to the Clown Police Academy's Etiquette Training Division!"

http://www.magicmakers.com/retail/makeup%20nye/clownkit.jpg

"Car 54, where are you?"

http://library.thinkquest.org/CR0212441/clowns.jpg

http://lumiere.sopheava.com/2005/0722_clownInCar.jpg






































(No comment. :rolleyes: )

"I am the Clown Police frogman!"

http://leatheroaks.org/Files/IronMan/Unmasked.jpg

"Dere's a new sheriff in town, pardner!" :lol:

http://www.livestockexpo.org/rodeo/images/clown2.jpg

"I'm a real blockhead!"

http://www.pingry.k12.nj.us/images/sh-mime04-1.jpg

"Which Way to the Clown Policeman's Ball?"

http://www.anthonyadachi.com/Media/Eliane01.jpg

Preparing for the ball! :lol:

http://www.massist.org/photos/spain/images/ES-mime-Yolee-Sabrina-1.jpg

LOOK WHOM THE CLOWN POLICE CAUGHT!

http://www.ladonia.net/herald/pict/ronald_captured.jpg

YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:banana: :mango

"And you thought I was a clown?"

http://www.mostlydead.com/media/vampirekit.jpg

"Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. . .

He-he-he-he-he-he. . . .

HA HA HA HA HA. . . .

HA. . . HA. . . HA. . .
HA. . . HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:eek2:

Hey, who let the dogs out? :brent

http://condor.depaul.edu/~nzabrisk/showfolder/dog.jpg

"Who let the cats out?"

http://www.nero.nb.ca/albums/otherchapters/white_tiger_sarr_female_close_up_face.thumb.jpg

:cat:

:brent

"I feel so incomplete!"

http://www.dagonbytes.com/makeup/halfskull/white.jpg

"Care for a little tonic?"

http://www.stpetetimes.com/News/103100/photos/CI-Mask.jpg

"You want fries with that?"

http://www.imagifaces.com/clown.jpg

"They cry for bread, let them eat cake!"

http://www.still-magic.com/people/images/clownc2.jpg

"But. . . the cake is a fake!"

http://www.frankjeffreys.com/mime.jpeg

"Dont you ever fake a cake again!"

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~stolaf/images/BLC/Cake_in_face.jpg

:eek2:

"Alas, poor Yorick. . . I knew the cake was a fake, Horatio. . . ."

http://ce.t.soka.ac.jp/cejed/v4n1/lerman/images/clown.jpg

"Pleased to meet you!"

http://wwwnew.towson.edu/stagemakeup/S%20Spring%202002/S%20Spring%202002%20Nationality/Tsuda_Mina.JPG

"Pleased to meet you!"

http://wwwnew.towson.edu/stagemakeup/S%20Spring%202002/S%20Spring%202002%20Nationality/Tsuda_Mina.JPG


You know, she's kind of cute. :)

But she isn't!! :brent

http://www.digital-laughter.com/images/artist/ugly.jpeg

:eek2:

"I'm not cute either!"

http://www.pressco.com/images/hallwn2000-2.jpg

"But I'm beautiful!"

http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_images/192/display/113242.jpg

Though she was loved by her family, Marilyn Munster (below, between her two sisters) always felt self-conscious for not being normal! :rofl:

"One for the road!" :lol:

"Rise, sisters!"

:lol:

"I told you I was gonna claen up this one-horse town. . . lucky for me it is a one-horse town!" :brent

"Don't hate. . . . Uh, don't hate me!"


http://pdn.philly.com/2004/07/29/mime.jpg

"TAXI!!!!!!!!!!"

The clown police returns! :rofl:

"Just coming home to see my nephew!"

"I'm radiactive! And I love me!"

JAMRAG!

BRUDA!

Au.

"Vat did I do now, Sojac?"

"Wieners are winners!"

EEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Clowns!:seeya: :eek: :eek2:

"I am so hot!"

Hey, who's that clown in the middle? He looks familiar! :eek:

"Do you come here often, sweetie?" :D

It's 4:42 PM. Time for the prune on your monitor to explode! :eek:

"Oh, intercourse the prune!" :D

"Who was that masked man? He stole my teeth!" :eek2:

"Now see here!"

"I'm just slightly irregular!"

"But I am beautiful!"

:yeahthat

SPHLACK!!!!
:yeahthat

"SPOON ME WITH A GAG!!"

"Come, Bruda!"

NOTARY SOJAC!

:yeahthat

"Bruda?"

.

..

MY PRUNE IS GONE! :eek2:

:yeahthat

Keep this thread alive, keep this thread alive, it'll take all of your time and money, yeah, just to keep us satisfied! : D :rolleyes:

Bruda?

.

..

MY LOON IS GONE!!!!

:liplick:

"Ah'll keep rockin' . . . and a-aollin' . . . 'til Ah'm sick!" :eek: :eek2:

"Gotta get ready for my clown police job!" :rofl:

"Going on duty soon!" omg:

The clown police! SCREAM!!"

Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna. . . .

party: :clap: :woohoo: :banana: :mango ohno: :singer: :eek:

STOP ALL THAT DANCING UP THERE!!!

(You thillies!)

"Oh, is there something in my nose?" :eek:

"I need a shave!"

"Oh, is there something in my teeth?" :lol:

"We gotcha where we wantcha!"

"I want to autograph your face!!" :eek:

BRUDA!

(musical interlude)

I'm gonna dunk that clown in chocolate syrup, and laugh until the cows come HO-o-OME! :drummer:

"MOO! I'm home!"

"I'm home too!"

And you know you can't spell "clown" without "cow!"

:lol:

"Don't have a cow, man!"

"Cows are sacred, man!"

"Don't have a clown, man!"

"Can you dig it, man?"

:eek2:

"I am so hot!"

:eek2:

"We took the pies! We win!" : :crazy:

"So it's blueberry surprise ye be wantin'?"

"Yo!" :p

TWO-FACE!

Marilyn Munster (circled) :lol:

SHAVING CREAM!

BE NICE AND CLEAN!

Shave every day and you'll always look keen! :lol:

"More whipped cream, please!" :lol:

Do I have "the look?" :eek:

"You betcha!" :p

"Ready for my closeup!"

"Auughhhh! A spider exploded in my face!"

:eek2:

"Just call me Rocky Raccoon!"

"Just call me Rocky Raccoon!"


BUT THE CREATURE HAS A MOUSTACHE!

:eek2:

Bruda?

"Take me to your leader, earthling!"

"BRUDA!"

"Why, yes, I do look like your kid brother . . .."

"Pie in the face and Mardi Gras beads - what could be better?" :D

COME, BRUDA!
:rolleyes:

"Naked beneath my face! Crazy, man!" :crazy:

"Call me the Bearded Weirdie!"

"My eyebows blew off my face!" :lol:

"Care for a little tonic, luv?" :eek:

survivor of an exploding Orange Crush vending machine (Call the Clown Police! :eek: )

"Too much Clorox!" :eek2:

"Not enough Clorox!" :crazy:

"I feel sick, oh so sick . . .."

"It's alive! It's alive!!" :lol:

"Me loves getting into scary war paint!" :lol:

AUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty . . .."

"Hold still while I put on some more sunscreen!" :lol:

"Ring around the face?? I knew I should have used Wisk!" :lol:

It's not easy being green. :rotflmao:

Yo!

:lol:

"This guy is going to taste good once I finish dousing him in whipped cream!"

But isn't he forgetting something?

"Anybody want some . . . cake?" omg:

"THE CAKE IS A FAKE!"

"I feel creepy, oh so creepy . . .."

"I feel creepy, oh so creepy . . .."

Yes, but don't you know that THE CAKE IS A FAKE????

:eek:

"This is the silliest thread I've ever seen!"

"Give us a kiss!" :happyface

"And what are you, 'kiss-face,' some kind of freak?"

:eek2:

"AUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S LIZARD WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:eek2:

"Here I come to save the day!"

"But didn't you know, Mighty Mouse, that the cake is a fake?" :eek:

"How did the mouse get in here?"

"He's come to save the day! The cake is a fake! But this is . . . "

"REAL PIE!!!!" :lol:

:eek2:

"Mmmm . . . pie!"

"Pie? I want cake!"

"Surely you jest!!" After all . . . "

"THE CAKE IS A FAKE!"

"The cake is a fake???"

"Yes, sweetie - the cake is a fake!!!"

"No, I am NOT!!!"

"Well, it sure looks like a fake!"

"The cake was a fake, but the exploding pizza cheese was real!!!!!!!!"

"Dig my wig?" :lol:

"Did someone mention pizza? I've been waiting for a @#**in' pizza I ordered six @#**in' years ago!" :eek:

"What are you staring at?"

:eek2:

"Can someone give me a tissue?"

"Tissue? I don't even know you!" :lol:

"Guess what! I have a date with Harvey Dent!" :lol:

"Why, yes, I do look like your Aunt Matilda . . .." :lol:

"Grandma?" :lol: :D

"I will immortalize you!"

"Yo! You got a problerm with bein' immortalized?" :p

.

.

"I'm going to make an example of him!"

"Me Bruda?" :eek:

"I feel like dancin'!"

"Wait! The cake is a fake?"

"Cocoa butter cream, anyone?" :rolleyes:

"I am so plastered!" :eek:

"What stinks in here?" :eek:

"It's BRUDA!!!!!!!!!!!" :eek2:

"Gotta take my medicine!"

"Got a hot date tonight!"