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Steve M.
11-07-2011, 10:53 AM
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance . . ..

party: :clap: :woohoo: :banana: :mango :singer: :rotflmao: :crazy:

AUGHHHHHHH!! MORE DANCING!! AGAIN!!

ohno:

Steve M.
11-07-2011, 10:37 PM
"I got pie in my face, big disgrace, somebody'd better squirt whipped cream up my nose!"

Steve M.
11-07-2011, 10:37 PM
"I got pie in my face, big disgrace, somebody'd better squirt whipped cream up my nose!"


"Hey, that deosn't rhyme!"

Steve M.
11-17-2011, 12:00 AM
"I am so f#$@in' gorgeous!"

Steve M.
11-18-2011, 09:21 PM
"Damn nose hairs!" :lol: :eek:

Steve M.
11-20-2011, 11:11 PM
"CREAM PIE ATTACK!!!!!" :eek:

Steve M.
11-23-2011, 11:45 AM
"Bruda?"

Steve M.
11-25-2011, 11:56 PM
"No - my name is Max!"

Steve M.
11-28-2011, 10:35 PM
"Why, yes, it does look like someone ran over our faces!"

Steve M.
11-28-2011, 10:37 PM
"You got to see yo' FACE!" :eek:

Steve M.
11-29-2011, 03:18 PM
"The clown police will not sleep tonight!" :eek: :eek2:

Steve M.
11-29-2011, 03:19 PM
"I expect a larger tip for these shoes, dude!" :lol:

Steve M.
12-05-2011, 12:20 AM
"I am announcing today my candidacy for President of the United States!"

Steve M.
12-05-2011, 02:14 PM
"And I'm his running mate!"

Steve M.
12-06-2011, 02:30 PM
"Why, yes, I do look like I have the measeles . . .."

Steve M.
12-07-2011, 12:33 PM
Zoltana the alien, calling for instructions to take over the world!!!! :eek:

Steve M.
12-07-2011, 11:06 PM
ENTER SANDMAN!

:eek2:

Steve M.
12-08-2011, 11:28 AM
Hey, Cuke Eyes! :lol:

Steve M.
12-08-2011, 10:18 PM
Could this be . . .BRUDA??? :eek:

Steve M.
12-09-2011, 10:45 AM
"THis thing of darkness I acknowledge mine!" :eek2:

Steve M.
12-09-2011, 09:24 PM
"Gotta give my checkers speech!" :lol:

Steve M.
12-10-2011, 07:49 PM
This cat looks familiar! :eek:

Steve M.
12-11-2011, 11:15 PM
"Alouette, chantez alouette . . .. Curds and whet! Cigarette! No, you ain't seen nothin' yet!" :lol: :confused:

Steve M.
12-14-2011, 11:02 AM
"I'm so whacked out!" :lol:

Steve M.
12-16-2011, 08:25 PM
"I'm so pretty!"

Steve M.
12-17-2011, 10:25 PM
"Yo!"

Steve M.
12-20-2011, 11:49 PM
"I'm so wasted!" :lol:

Steve M.
12-23-2011, 12:41 AM
"Why, yes, I suppose I do look like your Uncle Murray . . .." :eek:

Steve M.
12-27-2011, 08:13 PM
"Eat me!" :lol:

Steve M.
12-29-2011, 03:18 PM
"I'm so blue!" :lol:

Steve M.
12-29-2011, 10:58 PM
"May I help you?" :lol:

Steve M.
01-01-2012, 12:09 AM
Hey, anvil-head! :eek:

Steve M.
01-04-2012, 03:16 PM
"I oughta sue my plastic surgeon!" :lol:

Steve M.
01-05-2012, 03:22 PM
"Oops, I had an accident!" :lol:

Steve M.
01-06-2012, 12:16 AM
"And here comes another accident!" :eek:

Steve M.
01-06-2012, 12:36 PM
FREAK OUT!

:eek2:

Steve M.
01-06-2012, 10:18 PM
"I think too much!"

Steve M.
01-07-2012, 10:24 PM
"Help, I'm trapped in plaster of Paris!" :lol: :eek:

Steve M.
01-08-2012, 08:18 PM
"I am so hot!"

Steve M.
01-09-2012, 11:18 AM
"Keep yourself alive, keep yourself alive . . . it'll take all your time and your money, yeah, just to keep you satisfied!" :lol:

Steve M.
01-09-2012, 03:16 PM
"Yeah, I'm angry, very, very angry . . ."

Steve M.
01-11-2012, 12:31 PM
"Telegram!" :o

Steve M.
01-12-2012, 02:00 PM
"No, you two dummies - you're not supposed to laugh!!"

Steve M.
01-13-2012, 09:27 PM
"I have a very big spoon!"

Steve M.
01-16-2012, 12:29 AM
"I've come to save the world!"

Steve M.
01-16-2012, 12:30 AM
:yeahthat

Steve M.
01-18-2012, 10:58 PM
WORK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve M.
01-19-2012, 11:17 PM
"I was slimed!"

Steve M.
01-20-2012, 05:25 PM
Clown. Police. :lol:

Steve M.
01-26-2012, 10:58 AM
"I want YOU . . . to join the Clown Police!"

Steve M.
01-27-2012, 12:24 PM
:eek:

Steve M.
01-30-2012, 09:15 PM
"Moustache? What moustache?"

Steve M.
02-01-2012, 08:17 PM
"Mmm . . . pressed rat and warthog!"

Steve M.
02-01-2012, 08:19 PM
"Pressed WHAT????????????????????????????"

Steve M.
02-02-2012, 11:47 PM
"Darn mosquito!" :lol:

Steve M.
02-10-2012, 10:51 AM
"What are you staring at?"

Steve M.
02-10-2012, 11:06 AM
"Why, yes, I do paint myself . . . "

Steve M.
02-12-2012, 06:12 PM
"Have we not met before???" :eek:

Steve M.
02-12-2012, 11:27 PM
"I have an itch!"

Steve M.
02-13-2012, 12:33 PM
"We so freaky!" :lol: :eek:

Steve M.
02-14-2012, 01:56 PM
"I feel sick!" puke:

Steve M.
02-24-2012, 08:18 PM
"I can feel my head grow!"

Steve M.
02-24-2012, 08:24 PM
Ah -HA! It's MOUSEWOMAN! :eek:

Steve M.
02-25-2012, 06:04 PM
"I feel a change coming . . ."

Steve M.
03-11-2012, 12:16 AM
"There's something in my eye!"

Steve M.
03-11-2012, 12:22 AM
"Would you like to see my autograph collection?" :eek:

Steve M.
03-12-2012, 01:16 PM
"What smells?"

Steve M.
03-14-2012, 10:08 AM
"Any requests?" :eek:

Steve M.
03-14-2012, 10:35 PM
preparing for battle

Steve M.
03-17-2012, 09:18 PM
"Gettin' ready for BRUDA!" :eek:

Steve M.
03-19-2012, 11:27 AM
"Oh no! Bruda's back! Wait - that's Bruda's front!"

Steve M.
03-19-2012, 11:30 AM
.

Steve M.
03-19-2012, 04:12 PM
"But who is Bruda?" :confused:

Steve M.
03-29-2012, 09:08 PM
"I am so plastered . . .."

Steve M.
03-29-2012, 09:13 PM
?

Steve M.
04-04-2012, 08:32 PM
What a . . .

Steve M.
04-04-2012, 08:39 PM
"Drat! Deer tick!"

Steve M.
04-05-2012, 10:47 PM
We are the new Three Stooges!" :eek:

Steve M.
04-06-2012, 03:26 PM
"Me, pirate?" :confused:

Steve M.
04-08-2012, 11:16 PM
"What am I, some kind of a nut?" :lol:

Steve M.
04-09-2012, 10:25 AM
Oh, I look so dumb!" :D :p

Steve M.
04-13-2012, 08:27 PM
"I really had to bumble that one!"

Steve M.
04-21-2012, 09:49 PM
"Boy, do I look stupid!" :lol:

Steve M.
04-23-2012, 01:33 PM
"Is this me?" :eek:

Steve M.
04-26-2012, 11:01 PM
"I feel strange!"

Steve M.
04-26-2012, 11:02 PM
"I have a nose!"

Steve M.
05-15-2012, 04:25 PM
"I'm so blue . . . "

Steve M.
05-17-2012, 08:39 PM
"I'm so cute!" :D

Steve M.
05-24-2012, 10:00 AM
"Shwagamess!" :confused:

Steve M.
05-25-2012, 11:24 PM
"Star#@**er!" "I'm such a :censored:!"

Steve M.
05-26-2012, 11:16 PM
"I am FACE DANCER!!!!!!!!"

Steve M.
06-05-2012, 11:15 PM
"Care for a drink?"

Steve M.
06-11-2012, 04:06 PM
"Got a hot date tonight!"

Steve M.
06-15-2012, 09:40 PM
"You know what? I'm happy!"

Steve M.
06-22-2012, 11:22 PM
"Smile when you say that . . . pilgrim!" :D

Steve M.
06-26-2012, 12:07 PM
Me pilgrim?" :D

Steve M.
06-28-2012, 11:21 PM
"Me go see BRUDA!"

Steve M.
07-01-2012, 10:17 PM
"Just say YO!" :eek:

Steve M.
07-03-2012, 11:27 PM
"What am I, a clown to you? Do I amuse you? Funny how? How am I funny?" :D

Steve M.
07-05-2012, 11:36 PM
"I'm looking for crazy people!" :rotflmao:

Steve M.
07-07-2012, 10:16 PM
"Like my tie?"

Steve M.
07-16-2012, 09:47 PM
.

Steve M.
07-25-2012, 11:15 PM
"Me, Curly?" :eek: :lol: :happyface

Steve M.
07-27-2012, 10:14 PM
"I so want to impress Bruda!"

Steve M.
07-28-2012, 09:58 PM
"Did you get the number of that truck?" :eek:

Steve M.
08-03-2012, 11:46 PM
"Beauty treatment!"

Steve M.
08-20-2012, 11:48 PM
"I can't get it off! I can't get it off!"

Steve M.
08-25-2012, 11:14 PM
"Are we really the Clown Police?"

Steve M.
08-25-2012, 11:16 PM
"Are we really the Clown Police?"

"No - you're the "Cat Police!"

Steve M.
08-25-2012, 11:21 PM
"Hey, Cat Police, come to . . . me!" :cat::confused:

Steve M.
08-25-2012, 11:25 PM
"Who invited these clowns?"

Steve M.
08-26-2012, 11:49 PM
"I am the reggae harlequin! Kneel before me!" :eek:

Steve M.
08-27-2012, 05:00 PM
"Who you callin' bugle beak?"

Steve M.
08-29-2012, 11:59 AM
"Tell Mr. DeMille I'm ready for my close-up!"

Steve M.
10-02-2012, 11:45 AM
"She babies me like you wouldn't believe!" :lol:

Steve M.
10-04-2012, 12:04 PM
dance party

Steve M.
10-04-2012, 10:58 PM
"Do you know me?"

Steve M.
10-05-2012, 11:48 AM
"I'm so wasted!" :eek:

Steve M.
10-05-2012, 09:10 PM
"Take me to your leader!"

Steve M.
10-12-2012, 09:37 PM
A serious case of identity crisis! :eek:

Steve M.
10-18-2012, 08:59 PM
"My fly is open!" :lol:

Steve M.
10-20-2012, 11:35 PM
"BOO!"

Steve M.
10-21-2012, 09:28 PM
"NOTARY SOJAC!"

Steve M.
10-24-2012, 10:50 PM
"Disco pallor! What can I say?"

Steve M.
10-27-2012, 11:51 PM
NOTARY SOJAC 2

. . . but the picture has a moustache! :confused:

Steve M.
11-06-2012, 11:46 PM
"You want a piece of me?"

Steve M.
11-07-2012, 02:50 PM
"You have a hair in your nose!" :lol:

Steve M.
11-08-2012, 03:11 PM
"My father was a prominent frogman . . ." :lol: :eek:

Steve M.
11-09-2012, 02:46 PM
"TOUCHDOWN!"

Steve M.
11-09-2012, 02:50 PM
"INCOMPLETE!" :eek:

Steve M.
11-14-2012, 11:32 AM
(self-satisfied)

Steve M.
11-14-2012, 11:33 AM
"But I have an idea!"

Steve M.
11-19-2012, 12:22 PM
"I couldn't sleep at all last night!"

Steve M.
11-20-2012, 11:43 PM
"Oh no, here come some more of that nasty medicine!" :lol:

Steve M.
11-22-2012, 09:25 PM
Guess who? ;)

Steve M.
11-22-2012, 09:31 PM
Guess who? ;)


"BRUDA?"

Steve M.
11-25-2012, 12:04 AM
"I want YOU to . . . whatever!"

Steve M.
11-25-2012, 11:12 PM
"You want a piece of me?"

Steve M.
11-25-2012, 11:23 PM
"You want a piece of me?"

"Bruda? Is that you?"

Steve M.
11-25-2012, 11:27 PM
"WHO IS BRUDA?"

Steve M.
11-25-2012, 11:29 PM
"Hey, that clown with the guitar stole my act!"

Steve M.
11-25-2012, 11:32 PM
"Arrest that Spaceman!" :lol:

Steve M.
11-26-2012, 11:38 AM
"ME LOVE BRUDA!" :eek:

Steve M.
11-26-2012, 11:48 AM
.

Steve M.
11-26-2012, 09:24 PM
ARREST THIS MAN!

Steve M.
11-28-2012, 05:19 PM
"I think I'm using a little too much shaving cream!" :eek:

Steve M.
11-29-2012, 09:54 PM
"I feel so incomplete . . ."

Steve M.
11-30-2012, 01:52 PM
"I feel pretty, so pretty . . . " :p

Steve M.
12-01-2012, 11:11 PM
"I think I put shaving cream on the wrong half of my face!"

Steve M.
12-01-2012, 11:15 PM
SHAVING CREAM!
BE NICE AND CLEAN!
SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU'LL ALWAYS LOOK KEEN!

Steve M.
12-02-2012, 12:19 AM
"@#**!! shaving cream!" :lol:

Steve M.
12-02-2012, 12:19 AM
"Aw, man, that's cold!"

Steve M.
12-05-2012, 08:19 PM
weird mug shot

Steve M.
12-09-2012, 11:54 PM
"Me? Self-portrait?" :eek:

Steve M.
12-10-2012, 12:00 AM
:lol:

Steve M.
12-10-2012, 05:15 PM
"I've got ring around the face!" :eek:

Steve M.
12-12-2012, 11:22 PM
"My tooth is loose!"

Steve M.
12-13-2012, 12:24 PM
"I know I'm a beautiful, sexy model, but I'd rather be a mime!" :eek:

Steve M.
12-13-2012, 12:29 PM
"You don't think I'm two-faced, do you?" :eek2:

Steve M.
12-15-2012, 12:14 AM
"I'm not Bruda!"

Steve M.
12-15-2012, 12:14 AM
"Don't hand me no lines!"

Steve M.
12-16-2012, 08:31 PM
On TARGET! :lol:

Steve M.
12-29-2012, 12:46 PM
"Oh, no, I'm about to sneeze!" :lol:

Steve M.
12-30-2012, 10:48 PM
.

Steve M.
12-31-2012, 11:58 AM
"What a shiner!" :eek:

Steve M.
01-04-2013, 12:10 AM
:rotflmao: :rofl:

Steve M.
01-11-2013, 11:41 PM
:eek:

Steve M.
01-13-2013, 04:43 PM
"Do these glasses make me look smart?"

Steve M.
01-13-2013, 10:46 PM
"I hope no one thinks I'm two-faced!"

Steve M.
01-14-2013, 12:20 PM
Straight from the clown police lineup!

Steve M.
01-14-2013, 10:52 PM
"Did someone call the cops?"

Steve M.
01-15-2013, 12:55 PM
"I feel faint . . ."

Steve M.
01-23-2013, 12:29 PM
"I have a toothache!"

Steve M.
01-23-2013, 09:57 PM
"Am I Bruda?"

Steve M.
01-24-2013, 11:25 AM
FREAK OUT! :eek2:

Steve M.
01-25-2013, 08:18 PM
"Did someone call for the clown police?"

Steve M.
02-10-2013, 11:01 PM
"Oh no, I lost my retainer!" :o

Steve M.
02-13-2013, 10:23 PM
"Is this too much powder?" :eek:

Steve M.
02-24-2013, 12:13 AM
"Oh, no, Bruda's comin'!"

Steve M.
02-25-2013, 12:04 AM
"Am I melting?"

Steve M.
05-04-2013, 09:45 PM
"Definitely too much shaving cream!"

Steve M.
06-07-2013, 11:29 PM
SHAVING CREAM! BE NICE AND CLEAN! SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU'LL ALWAYS LIKE KEEN!

Steve M.
06-07-2013, 11:33 PM
"Am I putting this shaving cream on wrong?" :eek:

Steve M.
07-06-2013, 08:03 PM
"Too much cold cream?"

Steve M.
07-06-2013, 08:07 PM
"Hel-LUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Steve M.
07-07-2013, 03:00 PM
"I hope no one thinks I'm two-faced!"

Steve M.
07-09-2013, 11:00 AM
"What, I have a bloody nose?" :eek:

Steve M.
07-23-2013, 05:27 PM
"What's a nice whitefaced girl like me doing with these clowns?" :eek:

Steve M.
07-27-2013, 09:55 PM
"Lollipop break!"

Steve M.
07-28-2013, 09:38 PM
"Now I feel two-faced!"

Steve M.
08-01-2013, 11:08 PM
"Gotta look good for BRUDA!" :eek:

Steve M.
09-19-2013, 08:22 PM
"Hold still while I circle your nose!"

Steve M.
09-19-2013, 08:25 PM
"What? We, clowns?" :eek:

Steve M.
09-20-2013, 10:21 AM
"Oh, Aunt Polly, whitewash the fence? I thought you said, whitewash the friends!" :rotflmao: :rofl:

Steve M.
09-20-2013, 04:42 PM
"Thinkin' 'bout BRUDA!" :confused:

Steve M.
09-21-2013, 11:35 PM
"What, there's a white snake on my face?" :eek:

Steve M.
12-15-2013, 01:37 AM
Walter, the electrician's here! :eek:

Steve M.
12-27-2013, 03:52 PM
"I think there's something in my nose!"

Steve M.
12-29-2013, 03:21 PM
Caption THIS! :eek2:

Steve M.
12-29-2013, 08:14 PM
"Weirdo!"

Steve M.
01-04-2014, 12:39 AM
:lol: :eek:

Steve M.
01-04-2014, 03:53 PM
"Crap, I have a bloody nose!"

Steve M.
01-04-2014, 10:14 PM
"Jerry, the weirdo neighbor is here for the barbecue!"

Steve M.
01-05-2014, 01:00 PM
"I'm so asymmetrical!" :lol:

Steve M.
01-08-2014, 01:55 PM
"I have a good profile, that's why I got into radio!" :eek:

Steve M.
02-09-2014, 07:20 PM
Me feel like cherry cream soda!" :eek:

Steve M.
03-16-2014, 06:57 PM
"So, doc, what have I got?" :lol:

Steve M.
04-11-2014, 06:27 PM
"Me, Bruda?" :eek:

Steve M.
04-11-2014, 10:18 PM
"Who put this giant used gym sock on my head?"

Steve M.
04-30-2014, 10:38 AM
"We werewolves have to shave a lot!" :lol:

Steve M.
05-01-2014, 11:01 PM
DISCO! :eek2:

Steve M.
05-05-2014, 12:56 PM
"Does this make me look more like Billy Gibbons?" :confused:

Steve M.
05-16-2014, 09:19 PM
"I feel incomplete . . ."

Steve M.
05-16-2014, 09:26 PM
"I feel pretty, oh, so pretty . . . " :eek:

Steve M.
06-01-2014, 09:59 PM
"Now do you feel pretty?"

Steve M.
06-07-2014, 09:49 PM
"I'm ready to perform surgery now!" :eek:

Steve M.
06-09-2014, 04:13 PM
"Could I have a little tonic?"

Steve M.
06-14-2014, 09:20 PM
"Damn eyebrow!"

Steve M.
06-16-2014, 09:52 AM
"Gotta see the dermatologist!" :lol:

Steve M.
06-19-2014, 09:44 PM
"What else you got?" :confused:

Steve M.
06-21-2014, 08:46 PM
"Why, no, I haven't gotten any sleep . . .." :eek2:

Steve M.
06-22-2014, 01:19 PM
"Mirror, mirror on the wall . . ."

Steve M.
06-30-2014, 09:06 PM
"Gotta prepare to catch the 'redeye!'"

Steve M.
07-09-2014, 09:06 PM
"Me be freaky!"

Steve M.
08-09-2014, 10:38 PM
"Too much cold cream!" :eek:

Steve M.
09-02-2014, 09:33 PM
"And remember . . . EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!" :eek2:

Steve M.
09-24-2014, 09:45 PM
"Me so suave!"

Steve M.
09-27-2014, 04:13 PM
"Damn mole!"

Steve M.
09-30-2014, 07:16 PM
"I still can't cover up that pimple!"

Steve M.
10-10-2014, 10:32 PM
"I have your names, and I know where you live!" :eek:

Steve M.
10-23-2014, 11:09 PM
"Tastes like chicken!" :lol:

Steve M.
10-27-2014, 05:44 PM
"What, you never saw someone perform self-surgery before?" :eek2:

Steve M.
10-30-2014, 10:16 AM
"Call me Alice!"

Steve M.
10-30-2014, 09:15 PM
"You are getting sleepy . . ."

Steve M.
11-26-2014, 12:04 PM
"Oh, dear, my cold just took a turn for the worse!"

Steve M.
11-27-2014, 09:20 PM
"And so, I announce that the murderer is none other than . . . . AHHHHNNNHH!"

(thump)

Steve M.
11-27-2014, 09:22 PM
"I don't see what so funny!"

Steve M.
12-03-2014, 11:06 PM
"I may not look well, but . . . "

Steve M.
12-11-2014, 10:11 PM
.

Steve M.
12-13-2014, 06:38 PM
"You need to exfoliate!" :eek:

Steve M.
12-13-2014, 09:08 PM
"Let me wax philosophical for a moment . . ."

Steve M.
12-27-2014, 10:45 PM
"I'm so plastered!"

Steve M.
01-01-2015, 10:46 PM
"I am so sexy!" :eek2:

Steve M.
01-04-2015, 07:53 PM
"Selfie time!" :lol:

Steve M.
01-08-2015, 08:46 PM
"Me spaced out!"

Steve M.
01-08-2015, 09:18 PM
"What are you staring at?" :lol:

Steve M.
01-10-2015, 05:43 PM
"Me, a freak?"

Steve M.
01-10-2015, 08:05 PM
"Who you callin' a freak - TURKEY???"

Steve M.
01-10-2015, 11:57 PM
"Who you callin' a turkey - FREAK?"

Steve M.
01-10-2015, 11:58 PM
"Am I shaving backwards?"