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Steve M. 11-07-2011, 10:53 AM Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance to my fav'rite song,
Gonna do it every day - all night long!
Gonna sing, gonna dance . . ..
party: :clap: :woohoo: :banana: :mango :singer: :rotflmao: :crazy:
AUGHHHHHHH!! MORE DANCING!! AGAIN!!
ohno:
Steve M. 11-07-2011, 10:37 PM "I got pie in my face, big disgrace, somebody'd better squirt whipped cream up my nose!"
Steve M. 11-07-2011, 10:37 PM "I got pie in my face, big disgrace, somebody'd better squirt whipped cream up my nose!"
"Hey, that deosn't rhyme!"
Steve M. 11-17-2011, 12:00 AM "I am so f#$@in' gorgeous!"
Steve M. 11-18-2011, 09:21 PM "Damn nose hairs!" :lol: :eek:
Steve M. 11-20-2011, 11:11 PM "CREAM PIE ATTACK!!!!!" :eek:
Steve M. 11-23-2011, 11:45 AM "Bruda?"
Steve M. 11-25-2011, 11:56 PM "No - my name is Max!"
Steve M. 11-28-2011, 10:35 PM "Why, yes, it does look like someone ran over our faces!"
Steve M. 11-28-2011, 10:37 PM "You got to see yo' FACE!" :eek:
Steve M. 11-29-2011, 03:18 PM "The clown police will not sleep tonight!" :eek: :eek2:
Steve M. 11-29-2011, 03:19 PM "I expect a larger tip for these shoes, dude!" :lol:
Steve M. 12-05-2011, 12:20 AM "I am announcing today my candidacy for President of the United States!"
Steve M. 12-05-2011, 02:14 PM "And I'm his running mate!"
Steve M. 12-06-2011, 02:30 PM "Why, yes, I do look like I have the measeles . . .."
Steve M. 12-07-2011, 12:33 PM Zoltana the alien, calling for instructions to take over the world!!!! :eek:
Steve M. 12-07-2011, 11:06 PM ENTER SANDMAN!
:eek2:
Steve M. 12-08-2011, 11:28 AM Hey, Cuke Eyes! :lol:
Steve M. 12-08-2011, 10:18 PM Could this be . . .BRUDA??? :eek:
Steve M. 12-09-2011, 10:45 AM "THis thing of darkness I acknowledge mine!" :eek2:
Steve M. 12-09-2011, 09:24 PM "Gotta give my checkers speech!" :lol:
Steve M. 12-10-2011, 07:49 PM This cat looks familiar! :eek:
Steve M. 12-11-2011, 11:15 PM "Alouette, chantez alouette . . .. Curds and whet! Cigarette! No, you ain't seen nothin' yet!" :lol: :confused:
Steve M. 12-14-2011, 11:02 AM "I'm so whacked out!" :lol:
Steve M. 12-16-2011, 08:25 PM "I'm so pretty!"
Steve M. 12-17-2011, 10:25 PM "Yo!"
Steve M. 12-20-2011, 11:49 PM "I'm so wasted!" :lol:
Steve M. 12-23-2011, 12:41 AM "Why, yes, I suppose I do look like your Uncle Murray . . .." :eek:
Steve M. 12-27-2011, 08:13 PM "Eat me!" :lol:
Steve M. 12-29-2011, 03:18 PM "I'm so blue!" :lol:
Steve M. 12-29-2011, 10:58 PM "May I help you?" :lol:
Steve M. 01-01-2012, 12:09 AM Hey, anvil-head! :eek:
Steve M. 01-04-2012, 03:16 PM "I oughta sue my plastic surgeon!" :lol:
Steve M. 01-05-2012, 03:22 PM "Oops, I had an accident!" :lol:
Steve M. 01-06-2012, 12:16 AM "And here comes another accident!" :eek:
Steve M. 01-06-2012, 12:36 PM FREAK OUT!
:eek2:
Steve M. 01-06-2012, 10:18 PM "I think too much!"
Steve M. 01-07-2012, 10:24 PM "Help, I'm trapped in plaster of Paris!" :lol: :eek:
Steve M. 01-08-2012, 08:18 PM "I am so hot!"
Steve M. 01-09-2012, 11:18 AM "Keep yourself alive, keep yourself alive . . . it'll take all your time and your money, yeah, just to keep you satisfied!" :lol:
Steve M. 01-09-2012, 03:16 PM "Yeah, I'm angry, very, very angry . . ."
Steve M. 01-11-2012, 12:31 PM "Telegram!" :o
Steve M. 01-12-2012, 02:00 PM "No, you two dummies - you're not supposed to laugh!!"
Steve M. 01-13-2012, 09:27 PM "I have a very big spoon!"
Steve M. 01-16-2012, 12:29 AM "I've come to save the world!"
Steve M. 01-16-2012, 12:30 AM :yeahthat
Steve M. 01-18-2012, 10:58 PM WORK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve M. 01-19-2012, 11:17 PM "I was slimed!"
Steve M. 01-20-2012, 05:25 PM Clown. Police. :lol:
Steve M. 01-26-2012, 10:58 AM "I want YOU . . . to join the Clown Police!"
Steve M. 01-27-2012, 12:24 PM :eek:
Steve M. 01-30-2012, 09:15 PM "Moustache? What moustache?"
Steve M. 02-01-2012, 08:17 PM "Mmm . . . pressed rat and warthog!"
Steve M. 02-01-2012, 08:19 PM "Pressed WHAT????????????????????????????"
Steve M. 02-02-2012, 11:47 PM "Darn mosquito!" :lol:
Steve M. 02-10-2012, 10:51 AM "What are you staring at?"
Steve M. 02-10-2012, 11:06 AM "Why, yes, I do paint myself . . . "
Steve M. 02-12-2012, 06:12 PM "Have we not met before???" :eek:
Steve M. 02-12-2012, 11:27 PM "I have an itch!"
Steve M. 02-13-2012, 12:33 PM "We so freaky!" :lol: :eek:
Steve M. 02-14-2012, 01:56 PM "I feel sick!" puke:
Steve M. 02-24-2012, 08:18 PM "I can feel my head grow!"
Steve M. 02-24-2012, 08:24 PM Ah -HA! It's MOUSEWOMAN! :eek:
Steve M. 02-25-2012, 06:04 PM "I feel a change coming . . ."
Steve M. 03-11-2012, 12:16 AM "There's something in my eye!"
Steve M. 03-11-2012, 12:22 AM "Would you like to see my autograph collection?" :eek:
Steve M. 03-12-2012, 01:16 PM "What smells?"
Steve M. 03-14-2012, 10:08 AM "Any requests?" :eek:
Steve M. 03-14-2012, 10:35 PM preparing for battle
Steve M. 03-17-2012, 09:18 PM "Gettin' ready for BRUDA!" :eek:
Steve M. 03-19-2012, 11:27 AM "Oh no! Bruda's back! Wait - that's Bruda's front!"
Steve M. 03-19-2012, 11:30 AM .
Steve M. 03-19-2012, 04:12 PM "But who is Bruda?" :confused:
Steve M. 03-29-2012, 09:08 PM "I am so plastered . . .."
Steve M. 03-29-2012, 09:13 PM ?
Steve M. 04-04-2012, 08:32 PM What a . . .
Steve M. 04-04-2012, 08:39 PM "Drat! Deer tick!"
Steve M. 04-05-2012, 10:47 PM We are the new Three Stooges!" :eek:
Steve M. 04-06-2012, 03:26 PM "Me, pirate?" :confused:
Steve M. 04-08-2012, 11:16 PM "What am I, some kind of a nut?" :lol:
Steve M. 04-09-2012, 10:25 AM Oh, I look so dumb!" :D :p
Steve M. 04-13-2012, 08:27 PM "I really had to bumble that one!"
Steve M. 04-21-2012, 09:49 PM "Boy, do I look stupid!" :lol:
Steve M. 04-23-2012, 01:33 PM "Is this me?" :eek:
Steve M. 04-26-2012, 11:01 PM "I feel strange!"
Steve M. 04-26-2012, 11:02 PM "I have a nose!"
Steve M. 05-15-2012, 04:25 PM "I'm so blue . . . "
Steve M. 05-17-2012, 08:39 PM "I'm so cute!" :D
Steve M. 05-24-2012, 10:00 AM "Shwagamess!" :confused:
Steve M. 05-25-2012, 11:24 PM "Star#@**er!" "I'm such a :censored:!"
Steve M. 05-26-2012, 11:16 PM "I am FACE DANCER!!!!!!!!"
Steve M. 06-05-2012, 11:15 PM "Care for a drink?"
Steve M. 06-11-2012, 04:06 PM "Got a hot date tonight!"
Steve M. 06-15-2012, 09:40 PM "You know what? I'm happy!"
Steve M. 06-22-2012, 11:22 PM "Smile when you say that . . . pilgrim!" :D
Steve M. 06-26-2012, 12:07 PM Me pilgrim?" :D
Steve M. 06-28-2012, 11:21 PM "Me go see BRUDA!"
Steve M. 07-01-2012, 10:17 PM "Just say YO!" :eek:
Steve M. 07-03-2012, 11:27 PM "What am I, a clown to you? Do I amuse you? Funny how? How am I funny?" :D
Steve M. 07-05-2012, 11:36 PM "I'm looking for crazy people!" :rotflmao:
Steve M. 07-07-2012, 10:16 PM "Like my tie?"
Steve M. 07-16-2012, 09:47 PM .
Steve M. 07-25-2012, 11:15 PM "Me, Curly?" :eek: :lol: :happyface
Steve M. 07-27-2012, 10:14 PM "I so want to impress Bruda!"
Steve M. 07-28-2012, 09:58 PM "Did you get the number of that truck?" :eek:
Steve M. 08-03-2012, 11:46 PM "Beauty treatment!"
Steve M. 08-20-2012, 11:48 PM "I can't get it off! I can't get it off!"
Steve M. 08-25-2012, 11:14 PM "Are we really the Clown Police?"
Steve M. 08-25-2012, 11:16 PM "Are we really the Clown Police?"
"No - you're the "Cat Police!"
Steve M. 08-25-2012, 11:21 PM "Hey, Cat Police, come to . . . me!" :cat::confused:
Steve M. 08-25-2012, 11:25 PM "Who invited these clowns?"
Steve M. 08-26-2012, 11:49 PM "I am the reggae harlequin! Kneel before me!" :eek:
Steve M. 08-27-2012, 05:00 PM "Who you callin' bugle beak?"
Steve M. 08-29-2012, 11:59 AM "Tell Mr. DeMille I'm ready for my close-up!"
Steve M. 10-02-2012, 11:45 AM "She babies me like you wouldn't believe!" :lol:
Steve M. 10-04-2012, 12:04 PM dance party
Steve M. 10-04-2012, 10:58 PM "Do you know me?"
Steve M. 10-05-2012, 11:48 AM "I'm so wasted!" :eek:
Steve M. 10-05-2012, 09:10 PM "Take me to your leader!"
Steve M. 10-12-2012, 09:37 PM A serious case of identity crisis! :eek:
Steve M. 10-18-2012, 08:59 PM "My fly is open!" :lol:
Steve M. 10-20-2012, 11:35 PM "BOO!"
Steve M. 10-21-2012, 09:28 PM "NOTARY SOJAC!"
Steve M. 10-24-2012, 10:50 PM "Disco pallor! What can I say?"
Steve M. 10-27-2012, 11:51 PM NOTARY SOJAC 2
. . . but the picture has a moustache! :confused:
Steve M. 11-06-2012, 11:46 PM "You want a piece of me?"
Steve M. 11-07-2012, 02:50 PM "You have a hair in your nose!" :lol:
Steve M. 11-08-2012, 03:11 PM "My father was a prominent frogman . . ." :lol: :eek:
Steve M. 11-09-2012, 02:46 PM "TOUCHDOWN!"
Steve M. 11-09-2012, 02:50 PM "INCOMPLETE!" :eek:
Steve M. 11-14-2012, 11:32 AM (self-satisfied)
Steve M. 11-14-2012, 11:33 AM "But I have an idea!"
Steve M. 11-19-2012, 12:22 PM "I couldn't sleep at all last night!"
Steve M. 11-20-2012, 11:43 PM "Oh no, here come some more of that nasty medicine!" :lol:
Steve M. 11-22-2012, 09:25 PM Guess who? ;)
Steve M. 11-22-2012, 09:31 PM Guess who? ;)
"BRUDA?"
Steve M. 11-25-2012, 12:04 AM "I want YOU to . . . whatever!"
Steve M. 11-25-2012, 11:12 PM "You want a piece of me?"
Steve M. 11-25-2012, 11:23 PM "You want a piece of me?"
"Bruda? Is that you?"
Steve M. 11-25-2012, 11:27 PM "WHO IS BRUDA?"
Steve M. 11-25-2012, 11:29 PM "Hey, that clown with the guitar stole my act!"
Steve M. 11-25-2012, 11:32 PM "Arrest that Spaceman!" :lol:
Steve M. 11-26-2012, 11:38 AM "ME LOVE BRUDA!" :eek:
Steve M. 11-26-2012, 11:48 AM .
Steve M. 11-26-2012, 09:24 PM ARREST THIS MAN!
Steve M. 11-28-2012, 05:19 PM "I think I'm using a little too much shaving cream!" :eek:
Steve M. 11-29-2012, 09:54 PM "I feel so incomplete . . ."
Steve M. 11-30-2012, 01:52 PM "I feel pretty, so pretty . . . " :p
Steve M. 12-01-2012, 11:11 PM "I think I put shaving cream on the wrong half of my face!"
Steve M. 12-01-2012, 11:15 PM SHAVING CREAM!
BE NICE AND CLEAN!
SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU'LL ALWAYS LOOK KEEN!
Steve M. 12-02-2012, 12:19 AM "@#**!! shaving cream!" :lol:
Steve M. 12-02-2012, 12:19 AM "Aw, man, that's cold!"
Steve M. 12-05-2012, 08:19 PM weird mug shot
Steve M. 12-09-2012, 11:54 PM "Me? Self-portrait?" :eek:
Steve M. 12-10-2012, 12:00 AM :lol:
Steve M. 12-10-2012, 05:15 PM "I've got ring around the face!" :eek:
Steve M. 12-12-2012, 11:22 PM "My tooth is loose!"
Steve M. 12-13-2012, 12:24 PM "I know I'm a beautiful, sexy model, but I'd rather be a mime!" :eek:
Steve M. 12-13-2012, 12:29 PM "You don't think I'm two-faced, do you?" :eek2:
Steve M. 12-15-2012, 12:14 AM "I'm not Bruda!"
Steve M. 12-15-2012, 12:14 AM "Don't hand me no lines!"
Steve M. 12-16-2012, 08:31 PM On TARGET! :lol:
Steve M. 12-29-2012, 12:46 PM "Oh, no, I'm about to sneeze!" :lol:
Steve M. 12-30-2012, 10:48 PM .
Steve M. 12-31-2012, 11:58 AM "What a shiner!" :eek:
Steve M. 01-04-2013, 12:10 AM :rotflmao: :rofl:
Steve M. 01-11-2013, 11:41 PM :eek:
Steve M. 01-13-2013, 04:43 PM "Do these glasses make me look smart?"
Steve M. 01-13-2013, 10:46 PM "I hope no one thinks I'm two-faced!"
Steve M. 01-14-2013, 12:20 PM Straight from the clown police lineup!
Steve M. 01-14-2013, 10:52 PM "Did someone call the cops?"
Steve M. 01-15-2013, 12:55 PM "I feel faint . . ."
Steve M. 01-23-2013, 12:29 PM "I have a toothache!"
Steve M. 01-23-2013, 09:57 PM "Am I Bruda?"
Steve M. 01-24-2013, 11:25 AM FREAK OUT! :eek2:
Steve M. 01-25-2013, 08:18 PM "Did someone call for the clown police?"
Steve M. 02-10-2013, 11:01 PM "Oh no, I lost my retainer!" :o
Steve M. 02-13-2013, 10:23 PM "Is this too much powder?" :eek:
Steve M. 02-24-2013, 12:13 AM "Oh, no, Bruda's comin'!"
Steve M. 02-25-2013, 12:04 AM "Am I melting?"
Steve M. 05-04-2013, 09:45 PM "Definitely too much shaving cream!"
Steve M. 06-07-2013, 11:29 PM SHAVING CREAM! BE NICE AND CLEAN! SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU'LL ALWAYS LIKE KEEN!
Steve M. 06-07-2013, 11:33 PM "Am I putting this shaving cream on wrong?" :eek:
Steve M. 07-06-2013, 08:03 PM "Too much cold cream?"
Steve M. 07-06-2013, 08:07 PM "Hel-LUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Steve M. 07-07-2013, 03:00 PM "I hope no one thinks I'm two-faced!"
Steve M. 07-09-2013, 11:00 AM "What, I have a bloody nose?" :eek:
Steve M. 07-23-2013, 05:27 PM "What's a nice whitefaced girl like me doing with these clowns?" :eek:
Steve M. 07-27-2013, 09:55 PM "Lollipop break!"
Steve M. 07-28-2013, 09:38 PM "Now I feel two-faced!"
Steve M. 08-01-2013, 11:08 PM "Gotta look good for BRUDA!" :eek:
Steve M. 09-19-2013, 08:22 PM "Hold still while I circle your nose!"
Steve M. 09-19-2013, 08:25 PM "What? We, clowns?" :eek:
Steve M. 09-20-2013, 10:21 AM "Oh, Aunt Polly, whitewash the fence? I thought you said, whitewash the friends!" :rotflmao: :rofl:
Steve M. 09-20-2013, 04:42 PM "Thinkin' 'bout BRUDA!" :confused:
Steve M. 09-21-2013, 11:35 PM "What, there's a white snake on my face?" :eek:
Steve M. 12-15-2013, 01:37 AM Walter, the electrician's here! :eek:
Steve M. 12-27-2013, 03:52 PM "I think there's something in my nose!"
Steve M. 12-29-2013, 03:21 PM Caption THIS! :eek2:
Steve M. 12-29-2013, 08:14 PM "Weirdo!"
Steve M. 01-04-2014, 12:39 AM :lol: :eek:
Steve M. 01-04-2014, 03:53 PM "Crap, I have a bloody nose!"
Steve M. 01-04-2014, 10:14 PM "Jerry, the weirdo neighbor is here for the barbecue!"
Steve M. 01-05-2014, 01:00 PM "I'm so asymmetrical!" :lol:
Steve M. 01-08-2014, 01:55 PM "I have a good profile, that's why I got into radio!" :eek:
Steve M. 02-09-2014, 07:20 PM Me feel like cherry cream soda!" :eek:
Steve M. 03-16-2014, 06:57 PM "So, doc, what have I got?" :lol:
Steve M. 04-11-2014, 06:27 PM "Me, Bruda?" :eek:
Steve M. 04-11-2014, 10:18 PM "Who put this giant used gym sock on my head?"
Steve M. 04-30-2014, 10:38 AM "We werewolves have to shave a lot!" :lol:
Steve M. 05-01-2014, 11:01 PM DISCO! :eek2:
Steve M. 05-05-2014, 12:56 PM "Does this make me look more like Billy Gibbons?" :confused:
Steve M. 05-16-2014, 09:19 PM "I feel incomplete . . ."
Steve M. 05-16-2014, 09:26 PM "I feel pretty, oh, so pretty . . . " :eek:
Steve M. 06-01-2014, 09:59 PM "Now do you feel pretty?"
Steve M. 06-07-2014, 09:49 PM "I'm ready to perform surgery now!" :eek:
Steve M. 06-09-2014, 04:13 PM "Could I have a little tonic?"
Steve M. 06-14-2014, 09:20 PM "Damn eyebrow!"
Steve M. 06-16-2014, 09:52 AM "Gotta see the dermatologist!" :lol:
Steve M. 06-19-2014, 09:44 PM "What else you got?" :confused:
Steve M. 06-21-2014, 08:46 PM "Why, no, I haven't gotten any sleep . . .." :eek2:
Steve M. 06-22-2014, 01:19 PM "Mirror, mirror on the wall . . ."
Steve M. 06-30-2014, 09:06 PM "Gotta prepare to catch the 'redeye!'"
Steve M. 07-09-2014, 09:06 PM "Me be freaky!"
Steve M. 08-09-2014, 10:38 PM "Too much cold cream!" :eek:
Steve M. 09-02-2014, 09:33 PM "And remember . . . EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!" :eek2:
Steve M. 09-24-2014, 09:45 PM "Me so suave!"
Steve M. 09-27-2014, 04:13 PM "Damn mole!"
Steve M. 09-30-2014, 07:16 PM "I still can't cover up that pimple!"
Steve M. 10-10-2014, 10:32 PM "I have your names, and I know where you live!" :eek:
Steve M. 10-23-2014, 11:09 PM "Tastes like chicken!" :lol:
Steve M. 10-27-2014, 05:44 PM "What, you never saw someone perform self-surgery before?" :eek2:
Steve M. 10-30-2014, 10:16 AM "Call me Alice!"
Steve M. 10-30-2014, 09:15 PM "You are getting sleepy . . ."
Steve M. 11-26-2014, 12:04 PM "Oh, dear, my cold just took a turn for the worse!"
Steve M. 11-27-2014, 09:20 PM "And so, I announce that the murderer is none other than . . . . AHHHHNNNHH!"
(thump)
Steve M. 11-27-2014, 09:22 PM "I don't see what so funny!"
Steve M. 12-03-2014, 11:06 PM "I may not look well, but . . . "
Steve M. 12-11-2014, 10:11 PM .
Steve M. 12-13-2014, 06:38 PM "You need to exfoliate!" :eek:
Steve M. 12-13-2014, 09:08 PM "Let me wax philosophical for a moment . . ."
Steve M. 12-27-2014, 10:45 PM "I'm so plastered!"
Steve M. 01-01-2015, 10:46 PM "I am so sexy!" :eek2:
Steve M. 01-04-2015, 07:53 PM "Selfie time!" :lol:
Steve M. 01-08-2015, 08:46 PM "Me spaced out!"
Steve M. 01-08-2015, 09:18 PM "What are you staring at?" :lol:
Steve M. 01-10-2015, 05:43 PM "Me, a freak?"
Steve M. 01-10-2015, 08:05 PM "Who you callin' a freak - TURKEY???"
Steve M. 01-10-2015, 11:57 PM "Who you callin' a turkey - FREAK?"
Steve M. 01-10-2015, 11:58 PM "Am I shaving backwards?"
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