Body: Find your birthday...

January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: I peed on
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I beat up
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had drunken sex with

Find the day of your birthday ...

1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Hennessy
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: Dick Cheney
12: my English teacher
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: a box
20: my finger
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: a porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat

Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...

A: for the money
B: for the hell of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: to be sexy
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I got sick
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: and it was boring
T: because I was drunk
U: for a shopping spree
V: and I liked it
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat

I peed on a Ninja;
And it was fun:lol: :lol:

I ate a ninja for the hell of it. :rotflmao:

I felt up a prostitute and it was boring.

Sad thing is, that's true!

I ate a ninja for the hell of it. :rotflmao:

I hope it wasn't the Ninja that I "tinkled" on!:eek:

I robbed my English teacher to be cool.

I dressed up as my English teacher and I had twins


Hmmm...I always did like it kinky:lol: :D

I had drunken sex with a bag of chips and it was fun :eek:

I partied with a prostitute and I got sick. (Geee..I wonder why!)

I had drunken sex with a bottle of Hennessey to be sexy :brent

I think I might have the worst one so far...

I felt up Micheal Jackson for the money.

:eek: Um...I need to change my birthday... :lol:

I think I might have the worst one so far...

I felt up Micheal Jackson for the money.

:eek: Um...I need to change my birthday... :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I robbed my finger and it was fun

:confused:

I robbed a statue and it was boring. :eek:

I had babies with a cell phone because i was drunk.

I ate Ron Jeremy to be sexy. :lol:

I peed on a cell phone and it was boring.

I shot a chair for the money

lol those things are all over the place on myspace.

I ate a book and it was boring.

I felt up some random guy for the hell of it.

(and loved every minute of it :))

I messed around with Frankenstein for my boyfriend!!!???Hmmm...:lol:

I ate a knome and it sucked.

I shot my shoes and had twins.

Doesn't make sense, but okay...:lol:

I love these things. Jack, did you get this from MySpace?

I messed around with
a flamingo
for the money.

I messsed around with Frankenstein and I had twins. :lol: I don't even wanna know what they look like!

Here's my sentence:

I had drunken sex with some random guy and it was fun!

I shot my shoes and had twins.

Doesn't make sense, but okay...:lol:

I love these things. Jack, did you get this from MySpace?
Yeah I did LOL

I felt up a ninja and I streaked!.....god, I feel so dirty:eek:

I felt up a ninja and I streaked!.....god, I feel so dirty:eek:
:eek: what will Roby say?!?!

:eek: what will Roby say?!?!
He messed around with some random girl and then HE streaked.....the slut!:snob:

:rotflmao: :rofl: I'm in tears right now!!! can't stop laughing! :brent

Mine was....

I shot a penguin for the money.

Aw, poor penguin. :( :lol:

I felt up a ninja and I streaked!.....god, I feel so dirty:eek:

Geez, those Ninja's are having quite a year :lol:

I robbed and apple and I liked it.:D

Geez, those Ninja's are having quite a year :lol:

You'de think they were stealthy enough to avoid these incidents :lol:

I robbed Micheal Jackson to be sexy

:rotflmao:

I robbed Micheal Jackson to be sexy

:rotflmao:
:brent

I felt up a ninja and it sucked! LOL!

I robbed a bottle of Hennesy at school

This one isn't so funny: I shot some random girl at school.

You'de think they were stealthy enough to avoid these incidents :lol:

Yeah, really. I always thought they were.

I shot Ron Jeremy to be sexy

LoL OK then...

I felt up a gnome and I had twins

I beat up my best friend to be cool..

Ah man!!