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Number 9 Dream
11-08-2005, 11:23 PM
Bob: Oh, oh! And hit him with a banjo.

Red: A banjo, Bob?

Bob: What? I'm helping.

Red: Where is he gonna get a banjo?

Bob: I don't know! But I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once. And he went down.

Red: Hitting a guy with a banjo is dirty. You wanna knee him in the groin.

Bob: You can hit him in the groin with a banjo.

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Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumb-ass with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was, like, 8 burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octoburn. Let's get the hell out of here. :rofl:

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Canadian: What's your business in Canada?

Leo: I dunno...What's your business in Canada man?!

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Kitty: Here Eric... have some sausage and tang.
Eric: *laughs*
Kitty: What's so funny? (To Red): What's so funny about sausage and tang?
Red: *laughs*
Eric starts walking out of the house laughing.
Kitty: Sausage and tang is good for growing boys!

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Leo: You know, man, I saw a UFO once.
Hyde: Oh, yeah? Where?
Leo: It was at this football game, man. It looked like a melon, only white. And it had, like, words written on it.
[Hyde and Kelso look at each other and laugh silently]
Leo: Oh, yeah, it said Goodyear. It wasn't a good year. Goddamn teasing alien bastards.

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Hyde: "Forman, you should write a book. Things my father threatened to put in my ass: chapter one: his foot. I'd buy that book!"

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jackslovelady
11-09-2005, 12:10 AM
Hahahahahahaha.... i love that one too!!!

Off topic but Kristel... do ya wanna chat on aim... i tried sening you a pm but it did not work... sorry