Aye Dios Mio
Cried Leprechaun Lou
He ate too much cottage cheese
And threw up on you

He danced and he danced
The jig be the cause
He just couldn't stop
His mouth needed gauze

You screamed and you whined
Grab the flowers and the soaps
The Irish fool wouldn't listen
He was now cracked on dopes

Rainbows and Gold
And Cottage Cheese Galore
You got up the nerve
And went to the store

Being in Ireland
All you found there was booze
Where are the perfumes
I can't bear this cheesy ooze

Alas! Cried the salesmen
I do indeed pity you
For I was once
Threw up on too

I'll tell you want
I have something grand
This magic water
Is the best in the land

Bathe in it's fruit
It's greatness will ease
And you will come out
Not smelling like cottage cheese

So you got in
Wonderous! You cheer!
You jump out
Smelling like beer








JEALOUZS?! I came up with that in less than like 6 minutes.

:rofl:

(seven views and no replies? you all are preposterous)

:rofl:

(seven views and no replies? you all are preposterous)
Thanks pissed: That was totally angering me. This work is gold.

that's a masterpiece.

:)

Well done.

amazing.

i hate to think what you could've come up with if you'd had SEVEN minutes :eek:

That was cute! Good job! :D

:brent:

That. was . AWESOME>>>

it's... so... beautiful

Thanks. I worked so harrrrddd.

amazing.

i hate to think what you could've come up with if you'd had SEVEN minutes :eek:
Don't bring up the subject! It makes me spaz and convulse!

niiiice :lol:

That was...amazing. That really touched my heart. It brought me to TEARS :crying:

That was...amazing. That really touched my heart. It brought me to TEARS :crying:
OMG me too :crying: :( :crying: :sadnessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss:

What insight. How you wrote that in only six minutes is beyond me.

AWESOME!

:rofl: this is still hilarious!

ahahahahah :lol: Bravo. Good job ya SOB

i still burst into tears reading that. wonderful job!

its still hilarious :rofl:

You're the next Elizabeth Barrett Browning. :lol: ;) :)

truer words have never been spoken.

Cottage cheese throw up sounds really chunky.