J.J.:
"Eat My Shorts"
"That's My Mama"
"What the Hell?"
"T.N.T.!!!!"

Michael:

"Whatcha see, ain't whatcha get"

"Spank them and whack them!" - James
"Let's Just Kiss and Say Goodbye" - Thelma

"Belt??? What's that??" - James :rofl:

JJ- Plaaaaaassssssssstiiiiiiiiiccccccc Exxxxxxplosssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiivvvvvve!!!!

Micheal- Malcolm X is Malcomific!!!

Thelma- To love me, is to love my STDs

James- It's beatin' time!!!

Florida- James, if you don't buy me a dishwasher, I'm going back to Maude!!!

J.J.
1. " Well Alllllllllllll Riiiiiiiiiiiight" (after this was rejected it was recycled on the Jeffersons)
2."Fan....Tas....Tic "
3. "Hey Hey Hey" (when answering the phone, this was also recycled later)
4. "Well you know.......... It needs no explanation"


Bookman
1. Rhinocerous Rump
2. Snot
3. Fat Fool


Sweet Daddy:
"JJ my man.... you in hot water"
"JJ my man.... you in deep doo doo"
"JJ my man.... you're screwed"


Michael
"Boy is an offensive word"
"Boy is a badd word"

Florida (when she broke the bowl after James died)
1. "Curses....... curses........... curses"
2. "cripes........ cripes .............cripes"
3. "phooey .......phooey .........phooey"
4. "MotherF*cker"
5. " I'm... leaving...... Next"
6. " I ....hate .........Mississippi"
7. " Shoulda ....went to....Alaska"
8. " Dynomite My Ass"

:brent You all added some great stuff, especially Mikey! :lol:

JJ- Plaaaaaassssssssstiiiiiiiiiccccccc Exxxxxxplosssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiivvvvvve!!!!

Micheal- Malcolm X is Malcomific!!!

Thelma- To love me, is to love my STDs

James- It's beatin' time!!!

Florida- James, if you don't buy me a dishwasher, I'm going back to Maude!!!
:brent :clap Mikey, you are a GENIUS!! :rofl:

J.J.
1. " Well Alllllllllllll Riiiiiiiiiiiight" (after this was rejected it was recycled on the Jeffersons)
2."Fan....Tas....Tic "
3. "Hey Hey Hey" (when answering the phone, this was also recycled later)
4. "Well you know.......... It needs no explanation"


Bookman
1. Rhinocerous Rump
2. Snot
3. Fat Fool


Sweet Daddy:
"JJ my man.... you in hot water"
"JJ my man.... you in deep doo doo"
"JJ my man.... you're screwed"


Michael
"Boy is an offensive word"
"Boy is a badd word"

Florida (when she broke the bowl after James died)
1. "Curses....... curses........... curses"
2. "cripes........ cripes .............cripes"
3. "phooey .......phooey .........phooey"
4. "MotherF*cker"
5. " I'm... leaving...... Next"
6. " I ....hate .........Mississippi"
7. " Shoulda ....went to....Alaska"
8. " Dynomite My Ass"

:brent :rofl: :lol:
Do you do stand-up comedy somewhere?