Charles (to Col. Potter): "...I shall be dlivered from this fetid and festering sewer." (Charles exits). Col. Potter (to Radar): I think he's getting the hang of this place."

Charles (to Col. Potter): "...I shall be dlivered from this fetid and festering sewer." (Charles exits). Col. Potter (to Radar): "you know I think he's getting the hang of this place." Frank: "The way I see it, unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free." Col. Potter (to Hawkleye/B.J.): "A little change from Uncle Ben's perverted rice juice."

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Trapper (to Hawkeye) What are they gonna do? Send us to the front?
Hawkeye (To Trapper) We're at the front. Maybe they'll put us in front of the front!

Hawkeye (to Radar): "Go ahead, get mad. I love it when those little wisps of steam come out your ears."

Charles: "Hunnicut"
B.J.: "Winchester"
Charles: "Where's your friend Pierce?"
B.J.: "It's Thursday."
Charles: "So."
B.J. "The nurses hang their underwear on the line. He takes a sandwhich and makes a day of it."
Charles: "Why this constant preocupation with sex?"
B.J.: "Lack of ocupation with it."



Hot Lips: "Captain Pierce! I want to speak to you!"
Hawkeye: "Later, baby."
Hot Lips: "That's Major!"
Hawkeye: "Okay, Major baby."

B.J.: "Col., I'm tired of this Can't we have real eggs?"
Hawkeye: "Only if you can lay them."





(a nurse to Hawkeye): "What's wrong?"
Hawkeye: "I'm not sure."
nurse: "What does it look like?"
Hawkeye: "A big red bird, with fuzzy, pink feet."
(Trapper walks up) "Hey Hawk, did you see that?"
Hawkeye: "What'd it look like to you?"
Trapper: "A big red bird, with fuzzy pink feet."
(Hawkeye turns to the nurse): "See, I told you!"

Hawkeye to Trapper:
"The instrument has yet to be invented which can measure my indifference to that remark!"

Trapper: "Do you know how long it's been since I made love to my wife?'
Hawkeye: "At least one daughter ago."

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Trapper: "Do you know how long it's been since I made love to my wife?'
Hawkeye: "At least one daughter ago."

Lolac
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I was gonna use that one!

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Potter (raises his glass) To BlackJack Persing!

Hawkeye: The inventor of twenty-one.

Charles- (beling held at gunpoint by a patient) "OK, get back, that's an order! <sees Potter> And an urgent request for you, Colonel Potter."

Radar- "I have a message. Lt. Col. Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There are no survivors." (I've only seen that episode a couple of times and I cry every time.)

"If I wanna chew the fat, I'll eat a sandwich"

- Capt. Sam Pak (RIP Pat Morita 1939-2005)

Frank: "Nosey Nate".

"Nerts to you".

"Oh, poo-poo-de-do".

Hawkeye has just been informed for the tenth straight day that they're being served a choice of liver or fish for the main entree...

HAWKEYE (to Igor): The geneva convention prohibits the killing of my taste buds! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm starting to grow gills!! I've eaten so much liver that I can't make love unless I'm smothered in bacon and onions!"

Potter-To Klinger's nose (taking a drink)
Hawk-That's a double!

Hawkeye (to B.J.): "Imagine what he could do with a scalpel?"