http://thedeathpsychic.com

lol it knows how im gonna die just by my name and age, surrre

im gonna get stomped to death by a startled horse at a horse show while im tying my shoe...happens all the time

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

Can't wait for that.

Mine's really disguisting!

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your nick with ease, launching your head across the room!

Ew! :lol: Well, thankfully it's fake! :p

Niki, did you get this from my MySpace bulletin? :p

Anyways...

While standing on the bleachers at a sporting event, an angry fan behind you kicks you in the back, sending you tumbling down dozens of rows of bleachers to your death.

The funny/scary thing is that when I was at a basketball game at school during my freshman year, I tripped on the bleachers and fell to the floor! No one kicked me or anything, it just happened. Most embarrassing moment in high school so far EVER!! :eek: :lol:

Niki, did you get this from my MySpace bulletin? :p

Anyways...

While standing on the bleachers at a sporting event, an angry fan behind you kicks you in the back, sending you tumbling down dozens of rows of bleachers to your death.

The funny/scary thing is that when I was at a basketball game at school during my freshman year, I tripped on the bleachers and fell to the floor! No one kicked me or anything, it just happened. Most embarrassing moment in high school so far EVER!! :eek: :lol:

Yep, I think it was your bulletin! :p :lol:


Wow, that WOULD be embarrassing! I have embarassing moments all the time....

I'm going to be sick

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

While scarfing down lunch, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

OMG. The psychic has predicted one of my worst fears. :eek:

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

OMG. My SECOND worst fear. :eek: :eek:

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

Well, wont that be pleasent?

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.

While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper

at least they're cleaning the streets

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww................

While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your husband inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.


:eek:

Yeah, we're all going to meet some horror movie deaths! :rolleyes:

Yeah, we're all going to meet some horror movie deaths! :rolleyes:
Yeah...lol, no one is gonna die of natural causes? Dumb website...

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).