Tracy-Prinze
04-07-2001, 06:22 PM
what is your favorite quote from aunt esther?
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View Full Version : Aunt Esther!!!!!! what is your favorite quote ????? Tracy-Prinze 04-07-2001, 06:22 PM what is your favorite quote from aunt esther? D. Ternowski 04-07-2001, 07:28 PM My favorite was a line she had where Fred and his pals were sitting around(I'm not sure of the exact situation) in tuxedos and fine clothes and were drinking for some reason. She said words like, "Fred Sanford, the Bible says, 'thou shalt not get drunketh with wine'". And Fred looks at her and says, "What does it say about scotch". Another one was where(I don't remember the situation) Ester said to Fred, "Your behind is mine, and I'm the lawnmower". And she chased Fred out of the room. IGNTBone 04-07-2001, 10:47 PM "Woodrow, you came here with teeth ... Do you wanna be leavin' with teeth?" DeDe 04-08-2001, 02:50 AM my favorite is: watch it you little beedie eyed fool sami dg 04-08-2001, 11:11 AM Its gotta be "Fred, you fish-eyed fool!" ThomasE 05-17-2001, 07:12 PM Mine is "Watch it, Sucka"! ------------------------------ Fred to Cal: With Elizabeth I would, with Esther, (he looks at her)I wouldn't. Esther: Don't you worry about wouldn't. You so old you couldn't. EdBrownJr 05-20-2001, 07:49 PM Fred "Shut up Dummy". ------------------ GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!! ThomasE 05-30-2001, 09:25 PM Aunt Esther to Fred:I'll knock you so far down in your socks, you'll think you wearing a turtleneck sweater! ThomasE 05-30-2001, 09:38 PM Esther: Back in my day, a man would get down on his knees and propose. Fred: Back in your day, America was a forest. --------------- Fred: To Elizabeth, I would say "I do" , but to Esther, I wouldn't. Esther: Don't you worry about wouldn't, you so old you couldn't. Big_Red 07-31-2001, 10:51 AM "Watch it, Sucka" Tiger32 01-15-2002, 12:22 AM I liked it when she would call Fred "you old heathen" because he would not go to church and because he got angry when she would bring the ladies from the church to his house. But Fred always had a comeback, his best one was "They should dip your face in dough and make some gorilla cookies". Tracy 03-19-2002, 10:05 AM Favorite quote: What it sucka! Da_Diva001 06-04-2002, 01:40 PM My favorite Aunt Esther Line is: Watch it, Sucka! and then she would fill the spirit and say: Oh, Glory Hallejuah!!!:lol: pontoon 06-04-2002, 03:34 PM ...isn't on Sanford & Son, but rather 'Shakes the Clown'! Unfortunately...the quote is somewhat 'R-rated', so I'll have to restrain myself. ;) If you ask...I'll post an edited version. But, after all...you're looking for 'Aunt Esther' quotes. pontoon :cool: W.J. Griffin 09-25-2002, 01:22 PM My favorite Fred-and-Esther exchange: Lamont: Pop, you've gotta quit insulting everybody! These are your friends and they love you! Esther: Yeah. I coulda called you a "fish-eyed fool", but I didn't! Fred: And I could've called you a fat-back, monkey-faced gorrilla, But I DIDN't....but I WILL, you fat-back, monkey-faced ape!! pontoon 09-25-2002, 02:02 PM We'll miss ya! ;) pontoon :cool: |