Hey ya'll!
What do ya'll think was the best diss on Good Times? To me, personally, I think the best diss was during the "Michael's Romance" episode. Remember the scene where Michael took the covers away from JJ and went to sleep on the chair? Here's the diss:

JJ: Michael, you're leaving me indecently exposed.
Michael: JJ, everytime you show your face you're indecently exposed.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....:eek: :rotflmao:

THEE BEST ONE: I posted this before when we had a discussion abt this.

Maddog: "Thelma???!!?? Where did you get a name like 'Thelma'?"
Thelma: "When I was born, my mama took one look at me and decided to call me Thelma. Just like when your mama took one look at YOU and decided to call YOU MADDOG!!"

J.J. : (agreeing with James foolishly) "Yeah, How Come!"

James: Junior, one more how come out of you, and you're gonna wonder how come you not in the same room with your teeth!"

THEE BEST ONE: I posted this before when we had a discussion abt this.

Maddog: "Thelma???!!?? Where did you get a name like 'Thelma'?"
Thelma: "When I was born, my mama took one look at me and decided to call me Thelma. Just like when your mama took one look at YOU and decided to call YOU MADDOG!!"

:lol: :rotflmao: I remember that! :thumbsup: I remember when I watched that, I was like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - GO THELMA! :lol:

One of the best...

JJ - Henrietta digs sweets, and I am the Almond Joy of her life.

Thelma - Yeah that's right, a BIG NUT covered with chocolate!

Another one...

JJ - It's a cold, ugly world out there I'll have to face.

Thelma - And with your face out there, it'll be COLDER AND UGLIER!

J.J. : (agreeing with James foolishly) "Yeah, How Come!"

James: Junior, one more how come out of you, and you're gonna wonder how come you not in the same room with your teeth!"


OMG...I fell out laughing when I heard that one. James could always tell somebody off. It was funny. Oh and remember the episode when they ate some bad meet from Borgens Market and James and Florida went down to the market to talk to the manager. James went off on that man. Florida was trying to pull him back away from the guy and James said "No I wanna Off him" meaning he wanted to really get rid of him...lol I was laughing so hard. Then he said "Man if you dont get this store in shape soon Im gonna have you stretched out from frozen foods to canned goods"..LMAO!!!

THEE BEST ONE: I posted this before when we had a discussion abt this.

Maddog: "Thelma???!!?? Where did you get a name like 'Thelma'?"
Thelma: "When I was born, my mama took one look at me and decided to call me Thelma. Just like when your mama took one look at YOU and decided to call YOU MADDOG!!"
Definently

"SKANK"

J.J. : (agreeing with James foolishly) "Yeah, How Come!"

James: Junior, one more how come out of you, and you're gonna wonder how come you not in the same room with your teeth!"

Yeah that's a good one

From "Cousin Cleatus"

J.J.: FBI, CIA, Man we're getting alphabeted to death here. One more alphabet and I' outta here
THELMA: A B C D E F G! And don't let the door hit you on the way out!

From "Black jesus"

J.J.: I just had divine thoughts on my mind.
THELMA: And for J.J., that's a first.
J.J.: Having divine thoughts?
THELMA: No, Having a mind!

Willona's classic line "Later for you!"

And others:

FLORIDA: Bookman, I want you to take a look at our door.
BOOKMAN: What's wrong with it?
FLORIDA: YOU! You're on the wrong side of it, GET OUT!

WILLONA: I got it straight from the horse's mouth
JAMES: I kinda always thought of you as the other end of the horse.

BOOKMAN: I'll Put it on my list.
FLORIDA: Bookman, we have you on OUR list.

ALDERMAN DAVIS: Florida, you don;t mind fixing some of your birds for the rally, don;t you?
FLORIDA: Oh, I would love to give you the bird.

"SKANK"

Savanah: Sucka. (to James)
James: SKANK!