Bobby F.
10-10-2005, 09:44 AM
> Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,
> when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off
> the end,
> puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
>
> Maude: What in the hell is that?
>
> Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
>
> Maude: Where did you get it?
>
> Mable: You can get them at any drugstore
>
> The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
> to
> the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously
> embarrassed,
> looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but
> very delicately
> asks what brand of condom she prefers.
>
> "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel"
>
> The pharmacist fainted.
> when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off
> the end,
> puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
>
> Maude: What in the hell is that?
>
> Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
>
> Maude: Where did you get it?
>
> Mable: You can get them at any drugstore
>
> The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
> to
> the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously
> embarrassed,
> looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but
> very delicately
> asks what brand of condom she prefers.
>
> "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel"
>
> The pharmacist fainted.